Dis wun is for da laydeez!
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felines… nothing more than felines…
tomcat jones luvs the ladies
whut’s new pussycat, mm-rowww mm-rowww…
Much win! Whut’s new pussycat wuz whut i wuz singin.
Whut is Tomcat Jones gonna do wif all da nickerz dat the laydeez trow at him?
WIN
OK Stend – ur a grate punner!
wuz u on teh spayshul teems on yer futbol teem in hah skool??
Oop, feedbax… tasting wun too free… tasting… tasting…
bu bu bu benny an da jets!
I love this one. I’m off to see Prince in concert on Wednesday and this really reminds me of him, for some reason!
mebbe cause u can’t tell if teh kitteh r a boy or a gril?
betta sitcho @$$ down
i tokin bowt pusee control!
felines … nothing more than felines …
whups. d4mn double posts !!!
is jus a oncore, Stend.
wunz moar… with felines!!!
Nom nom?
barry manilow kitteh wites teh songs dat maek teh whole whorld sing
me loves laydeez night
all teh laydeez comin out to swoon 2 mah tunez
I can has panties?
Tom Bones Kitteh FTW!!.
but dint tom jones haff a jones for bones?
i tink u bettr danss naow.
ROFL
wun, too, sibilence, sibilence!
sLOLs!
( Peter Frampton “wah-wah” effect ) DO U FEEL… LIKE I DO?
framton kitteh wants yooooo to show him da way
Wookin pa nub in da wong paces wookin pa buuub…
Buh-weet kitteh sings?
hahahahaha! An doan be wookin in Mr. Robinson’s nayborwood, neither!
LOL!
Unce, tice, fee times a mady!
AHAHAHA, win.
Pouce! Slice! Tree climbin kitteh . . .
one way to chew the scenery…
Datz one hep cat!
Burgerz….Burgerz on mah mindz!
an a mind iz a terribull thing to taste . . .
Tell dat 2 zombeh kitteh!
Al Jourgencat?
MEOW-nisrty?
rev-LOL-ting cocks?
1000 Kitteh DJs
Freebird!
…with an order of six mice.
ROFL, that wud be a kitteh’s favrit toon. “Freebird! Or at least discounted heavily!”
Elton John cat says, “I can has gay mawwige?”
And wuv… TWOO WUV….Princess bride ref again. I think we reference this movie more than any other…
INCONCEIVABLE!
i think this word does not mean what you think it means…
i beez inigo montoyo. i can haz sics fingurd manz?
as u wish, buddercup.
i akshully had a kitteh naymed buddercup. Den we finded owt she wuz a he and tryed to call him Joe. It never cawt on, so we had a boy kitteh cawled Buddercup.
He always did seem a littel PO’d, akshully.
Letz… get it awwwn… oo babee letz get it awn… No srsly, I can has snorgles?
hmmm, iz a white kitteh, but i dunno it a BERRY WHITE kitteh!!!
Mus be, tho, lissen to da bass, baybee!
Kitteh sez “yeah baby – yoo, dansin awn tha speekr, yeh – yew. Lissen bebbee, if i sed yu reely noez how ta moov yer bawdee, well. . . if i told yu ai wanna wurk dat bawdee, wud yu hawld it agenst me?”
ef eye wer tew let joo suk my tung, wood joo b grateful?
dis mic….has flavars!
thass becawz thatz nawt a mic. . . .
c-a-t-u-r-d-a-y Nite!
c-a-t-u-r-d-a-y Nite!
or
oh, yesh it’s laydeez nite
and da feelin’s rite
oh yesh it’s laydeez nite
oh wut a nite
Bay city rollerz… Ah feelz a little old…jus a little.
We wached dere showe on Caturday mornyngs on telybishun!
R u redy tu rok?
I kant heer u…
I stil kant heer u…
teshtin teshtin wun too. teshtin wun too….dis sownwnd systum suxes. i can haz noo sowwnd systum?
Sawree, u iz no good roadee. Gotta bild suspensh. demawnstrayshun:
*ahem* wuuun . . wuuuuun. . . wun . . .wun . . . . wuuuuun . . .wuuuuuuuun. . . .wun . . . wun . . . . wun. . wun wun . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . wun . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . wun . . . . . . . . . . wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun . . . . . . . . . .wun . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . wun. . . . . . . .tew tew. . . tew. . . . wuuuuuuuun. . .tew . . . .
see? an nebber go to three, unless you wanna get transfurred to lyting design. ktxba
An if yu say fif-siks-sevun-ayt they will maek yu a koreogrifur.
fyvesicssebunayte!!
funny, in sound-engineering skool we wuz taughted dat “seben” be da bestest werd fur ashually testing all da kinds ob purroblem sounds…..
sybillance and othfur disassociate tings, you noes
Kitteh is thinkin, “Mebbe if ai bitez dis ting off and hide it, dat stoopy hareless munky ai lib wid will stop singin awl dat Billy Joel crap…”
Oh NO KITTEH!!! that’s nawt hayrless munkee!! thass awl da adrenochroem yu tookded!! if u go in da pool, you’ll synk lyke a gawdamm stoen!! yu took too much man, too much. . . .now s.t.f.u., ai bin waytin for diss lizard to play Star Bangled Spanner since mai aneurism reely kikd in.
i haz NO ideer wut yur tawkin’ abowt, but i’z skeerded.
iz fear an loathingesque, but moar bettr just reelized Billy Joel = ‘Uptown Skwirl, chompin nutz in ICHC wurld’
oh noes, TiNA stompz on thompson, and jabz at joel!
Caturday nitez awite fur fitin!!
Just wut I wuz tinkin!
Cuz Caturday nitez awrite for fitin, Caturday nitez awrite awrite AW-RIIIIIIITE, hooo ooo ooo ooo…
Caturday! Caturday, Caturday! Caturday! Caturday, Caturday! Caturday! Caturday, Caturday nitez awrite!
Elton John kitteh FTW.
OK, ladies and germs … ha ha! … bada-BING! … time for that perennial favorite, the Macarena …
oh noes! run away, run away
ugga. i jus herd dat at mai 10 yeer haiskool reyoonyun. wanted to kill maiself and da deejay. wuz evill.
yoo needed a soowisideLaBamba!!
meow-meow-MEOWWW-meow-meoww-meow (x2)
fix my kitteh door ‘cauz i kan heerz teh birdz outside
fix my kitteh door teh skwerlz got no plaec to hide
fix my kitteh door becauz i needs go and to chew sum graz
fix it or i’ll stik my teeny litl klawz in to ur az
(unlike his inspiration, kitteh can has a rly agresiv sied)
Caturday nites aw-rite fore fi-teen, caturday nites aw-rite, aw-rite, aw-riiite!
ooohhhh
Ebowney and Iborey lib twooogedder in purr-fect harmoneeey. (on both da peeano and on kitteh)
Paw McCatney and Steevie Wunder for the win!
Ur doin it RONG
Dis Barry White Kitteh
“Doin it fo da Ladies”
I kno, cuase mah kitteh is Barry White kitteh…sooo smoov, sooo delicious.
Makz mah headz esplode and… oh yeah babey… da ladies ,dey iz meltz.
stray cat strut, iz a ladies cat…
4da WIN!!!1!….
Lubz dis song!!!
Butt me gotz cat class n me gotz cat stile
Dis be medly from Cats?
Mem’ries, all alone in teh moonlight. . .
I thinked of Stephen Lynch wen I sawed this. He funnee…but teh song “For The Ladies” iz kinna disgustin.
I aktuly thawt uv Coldpway-dey has teh pianoo gai singen, but teh capshin wood not reelee soport dat.
Lownj Lizzurd Kitteh
Duzzn’t needz powdur bloo Tuckz
Himz fur wurkz juss fyne
Noez awl t3h wurds to
“Whut’z noo, pusseekat?” No haz
seckssay lyke Tawm Joanz
Keeboard iz much fun
Wyte paws goez awn blakk keez
2 noes wayr dey arz
Jack.
Jack, u never fails to amayze me!
Stray cat strutz, carefree and wild….You’se got catz clazz and you’se gotz catz style….
will the realz cat pleaz stand upz! pls stand upz!
I’z dah kyoot kitteh, yes, I’z dah real kitteh,
Awl yuz udder kyoot kitteh iz akshly shitteh.
so wont dah real kyoot kitteh pleez standup, pleez stand up, pleez stand up…
(Dis haz dah unsenserd bershun)
Teeehahahahahaa! I love your comments! real kyoot kitteh indeedy!
Y tank u berry much!
Oh wow, he kan serened me anitaim! I’m in lav!
CHOKLIT RAIN!
MIC… HE LIKES IT!
I can has microkorg?
You beat me to it. (Had I not been out of town….)
I can has gooznek microphun?
Catnip Raaaaainz…
** I bitez the mic to breathe in
Yes! You beat me to it
that caption is purr-fect! I’ve heard so many club dj’s and karaoke hosts say that it’s a cliche. Sounds like Venus Flytrap from WKRP in Cincinnat! LOL
–Stef
Cat-like keyboard playing detected
Your Pictures are making me faill in class
o/~ GOOD-ness Gracious GREAT balls of yarn! o/~
iz follow up single to Cut Nut Blues.
Tew sav hees life, he krwls liek teh maos from teh kat.
“Woah, yeh -aawryte. Ah, yeh, we haz juss gawt a messij frawm the concert organyzrss an ah, yeh, WHOO, uh. . yeh, they sayin dat we needz yoo ta stay away frawm da brown assyd, k? staaaaaaaaaay awaaaaaaaaaaay frawm daaaaaaaaaa broooooown aaaaaaaaaasssyd. ixhktba.”
Good mornin! What we be havvin in mind is breakfas in bed for 4 hundred thousand…
Derz allays a lil bit of hevvin in a dizasster areea.
an’ don’ ferget! da ornj wuns iz POYSIN!!!!
OW! OW! ROFL – knew this wun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tI21BuwJEc
but juss met diss wun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpjM7xc7SXw
Oh, man, TisnAc, yu jus gived me a flashbak…
Wooden ships in teh catbocks verrrry fweeee (and eazzy) …
Nine Inch Males Kitteh wawntz to f&% u lyk an animul.
i’ll haff wat she’z haffin.
four an a half inch males???
U bringz meh cloasur to gawd?
mai hoal ekzistuns is flaud
ai can haz beefcarcass ayngelwingz?
ons al foar pawz
we krawl
u cans not stops us all
(mebe dis werks betar fr “BRAAAAAINZ” kitteh?)
o teho, juss wish there woz sumthin real wish there woz sumthin tru in this wurld foar yu.
Me an th’bois ar gonna taek a litul brake naow – luks like Tom cud uze a bite – so u fokes jus ordur anuther drink, enjoi eech utherz cumpuny, an don fergit tu tip yer waytruss…thankyewverymuch…weelberitebak.
yu wawtched yer viditape awv Blues Brothers until it warped and fuzzed owt didncha?
Welll, yez – but this speel is frum persunul hexpereyense. I iz keybords day an nite, see…
HOO LET TEH DOGZ OWT HOO HOO HOO HOO
heerz a little number i tossed off rezently in teh Carrabeeyun…
u sed ‘tossed off’ an ‘little number’ BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Cat-like keyboard playing detected.
Everybody wang chung tonight!!!!!
Kitteh’s chompers gives hole new meening to open mic nite.
Kitteh-oke night!
Mikrofone haz got a flavor?
Phantom of the Paradise Cat says “SWAAAAAAAN!”
little richard kitteh: no cheezburgrz in teh howz?! SHUT UP!!!
This si my cat convoy, he has a myspace.
Convoy the Cat under music.
OMG T3H CATZ0R IS EATIN MAH MICROKORG!!
vocoder kat FTW!!
CHOCLAT RANE!
haha..vokoderkat
Thats a bit funny..lq2s…
i would callit nom nom nom nom…ect