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lolz mite as well kill some buffalo in mean time.
OK: so is it just me or was this game insanly dull ?
http://www.oregontrailshrine.com/
well… yes, somewhat. that’s part of its nostalgic charm.
that, and the frequent grisly deaths.
frequent grisly deaths FTW !!!
were they animated FGD’s?
no, ackshuly they were hilariously nondescriptive. “Ann has broken her arm.” “Quinn has typhoid.” “Maggie has cholera.” “Maggie has died.” “Ann has died.” (Srsly – from a broken arm??) “Quinn has died.” We used to make up ridiculous stories about how we’d broken our arms or legs etc.
Then thieves would come and take all your oxen and ammo, and you were screwed unless you got a good trade. You’d have one person arrive in the Willamette Valley, in “very poor” health, with 1 ox, 3 sets of clothes, 1 bukkit, 2 shiny devices, 8 pounds of food and a wagon axle, the other four people having died along the way, and you’d be like YES!!!!!!!!!WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!! I did it!!!
Is too damn funneh. I lol just finkin bowt it. As u cn tell.
OMFG I luvd the oregon trail day at skool. Was the fun, or at leest was the not in claz.
I have to confess. I am 29 years old and I not only own Oregon Trail, but have played it multiple times within the last week. I have no children. There’s something fascinating about trying to figure out how to earn a higher score. “If I start ias a trail guide n Navoo in August 1947, with six people, two wagons, 20 oxen and as much crap as I can afford….”
If you left in 1947, couldn’t you just drive your Studebaker?
Rebecca plz to be nawt feelin bad, Ah also has oregon trale! Ah kept mah old 1999 laptop wif windoze 98 on eet JUST so ah cud keep playin dat dam gayme! Ah are 29 married woman wif no more kiddehs eiver… s’ok Ah are gamin chixor so nawt completely coo-key. ^^
Fur teh rekkard, Ah alwaze hayted dem dyin of brokened armz too! I usually got minimal kidz n fed dem bad juss so dey wud die off quikker & gave teh two adultz ah badder chanse…hey nawt mah fault ah exploit dah cruelty of dah gayme!
Woo hoo! I iz so happee 2 nawt b bein da onlee wun. I iz awlmoast 29 so I guess dis iz varee much a genurayshunal fing!
An I pownsed awn dat leenk last nite lak it wuz pure gold, n meh & mr. sillyannz spent bowt 3 howrs playin da Trail! Is nao bookmarkd. I is nawt ashaymd. 
Actually, since the pioneers didn’t have antibiotics, a broken bone could lead to a deadly infection, especially if it was a compound fracture that broke the skin.
Did I say 1947? I meant 1847. Not so many cars then….
When I play, I make sure everyone is 20-35 years old. Much better chance of surviving then.
no, unfortunately it’s not a generational thing, I’m 18 and my sister is eleven and we have both played that stupid game.
a hint: if you are really really bored, go hunting, it is the only marginally exciting part of the game, this also means you have plenty of food so it works out very well, I don’t remember the grisly deaths but I do remember once losing a wagon on a raft, and then deciding to try to ford it with the other wagon, but I can’t remember if that worked or not, in all likelyhood it didn’t, that game was horribly malicious and would kill you off quickly if it could
p.s. I never got to oregon, but I did live there while I was playing the game so it all worked out.
I make everyone as young as possible. And i make them cross really deep rivers.
I really like it when they die of stupid things. Since i like it so much, i eat the poisonous food, never actually eat the meat i shoot, and i throw out the necessities so everyone can die a slow, painful death.
ur PHYCOTIC
Why don’t you people just play SPORE?
From cell to the title of Omnipotent in 2 weeks. Life is good. XD
it nawt dull if yew new teh stratagee.
Your entire team has died of dysentery.
Which always happened right before you would have won.
Oho! Thx fur teh link, Stend. Mah grlfrend has freeked me owt talking abowt dis game dat I nevir heerded of. Nao i kin see wut she was ecksposed to as a child.
Splanes a lot, akshully.
heard this on the radio the other day. i don’t think it was oregon trail, but they were playing a very similar game.
http://www.wnyc.org/shows/radiolab/episodes/2006/04/28
kitteh can has upgraded software?
kitteh hooman chosed farmer, not banker or teacher. hoomin ar brokes. apple II ftw!
Hay Cheez, dis wuz preeviously posted on SOMC. Can’t remember the original poster, but Mario of SOMC added the caption.
i know this was originally from somc, one of the contests…….. seen a lot of SOMC here lately, i thought they put their logo on the contest pix……..
Me too saw it. I love SOMC :3 And ICHC too :3
What is SOMC? I only ask because if folks here at ICHC like it, I probably will too.
And now I’m curious!
stuffon mycat.com chaeck it oout.
Ahhh, thank you…I think.
I just spent like 3 hours there and now I hurt all over from laughing so hard….something else to do while I’m *supposed* to be working. 
Was that capshun 2 I theenk.
Here lies mowses. Pepperronee an cheezburgerz.
LOL! wtf… how dis got in mah game? HAX! oh wait I downloded romz from intertubes.
oar that akshul grayvstoen
“here lies Lesley More,
shot six times with a .44.
No Les, no More.”
rofl Mao
The current caption is already comedic gold. LULZ
Agreed. Nuffin beter kan b sed.
Kitteh falz over while fording river. Lose 50 lbs cheeseburgers, 2 bukkits, 1 shiny device and everyone getz cholera an diez. Cuz every time I played dey gots teh cholera. What wuz up wif dat?
well it was vry prvalent. n lotsa peepl died. but yeah, alls hapned to mee also.
You Have Died of Dysentery
Oh man, I hayt wen dat happinz!
LOLZ My life: U hav got stuk in Oklahoma. U hav died ov _____entur dizeez heer_____. U looz.
yeah, well try “you have been trapped in the dramatic role of flying monkey to an internationally fabulous pornstar” – actooly… hmmm. am seeing new videogame ;o)
I never played whatever the h3ll this western one is, but it sounds AWFUL
O noes! Poor Stend. Wuz lotsa teh funnehs at da tiem… leest, wuz moar teh funnehs den lissnin to Mrs. Hasselblad esplain lawng divishun.
Mebbe dis lack uv Purrgon Trail in ur childhud has led 2 ur enslayvment as a pornstr’s flyin monkee minyun? “Next on Maury…”
yeah, well try “you have been trapped in the dramatic role of flying monkey to an internationally fabulous p0rnstar” – actooly… hmmm. am seeing new videogame ;o)
I never played whatever the h3ll this western one is, but it sounds AWFUL
and whass rong wit okie lahoma? Ratter be in Okie lahoma ten kansass or the derkoters.
Boomer Sooner an all tat stuff.
Oklamona folks all gotz wagun wheels at teh frunt gatez – cuz thats where the wagun broke an they coodnt go no furthur.
(Mah Daddeh sez that. Hez from TEXUS.)
luv it!
um, i herd roomer dat “sooner” kayme from win dey had land rushis ‘n’ unscrooploos peepuls wud cheet to get dere sooner dan the awnest peepuls.
even if nawt troo, iz wut i tell peepulz naow.
yes, that is true
Sh1tty way 2 go.
I LOL’ed. at werk. You win.
Dis looks lyk mai Kitteh! ‘cept she so big she break poor lil’ toy.
this caption is full of win. ♥ I miss that game, lulz.
Mine too! Mine’s not so big, though. She’s anorexic and old. But i luvs her, anyway <3!!!
“kitteh got sick and died”
that one always got me. like i’d think i was doing okay, but then it would come at me outta nowhere. lol. thats how me and my brothers used to insult each other too “i hope you get bit by a snake and die!” =)
My guise nevvur die uv deseesis cuz I always playz az teh doctor.
But j00 get more pointz if j00 pleyz teh teachr!
kitteh bringin up rearr in teh caboose, do pass go collex 100 chzbrgrz
Okey i steels dis befoar dey put it unner de Kirsmuss tree…
Dang!
Kitteh goin to Little House on teh Prrrrarie?
Kitteh will learn valyoobal lessons each week.
An even moar in Verry Speshal Episoads.
an kitteh gonna kik nelly olsons butt agin putt er in er playc
Yipe whut wrong wif me? I jus hear teh name “Nelly Olson” an I git soooo angry wanna punch her inna fayce! Grrrrrr
shez aksullee a funnee standup laydee naow.
http://www.hgd.com/alison/
Nao I reely be showing of the age. Whun I was a brownie scout my momma tuk us to a lecture at teh museum. It wuz about needlewerk, and teh lecturerer wuz … Rose Wilder Lane, Laura Ingalls Wilder’s dotter. Teh books were not polluted bai all teh stuffs abowt lernin lessons, and were verry much betterz dan teh TV show.
I tinks mebbe dis game were purrty realistic abowt teh deaths an diseases, come to tink ov it.
Wow, sooper kool!
Yah, dat’s sumpin to brag on! I redded all teh books too, an didnnint watch teh tv show at awl. cept at Gramma’s howse.
“But PAAAA!!”
I luvved awl da buks – still has da sereez ackshuly – n neber watched da show fur 2 reezuns. 1) Cd neber b as gud as da buks. 2) Didn’t has cabul TV wen I wuz growin ups. (Iz wai I wz spendin so much tiem playin Oregon Trail, purrhaps.)
Dat is SO KEWL u gots 2 heer LAI’s dotter! I iz jellus. Mai mommeh visited da farmhows/moozeum n i iz jellus uv her 2.
Dose horsies loonin’ kina stiff. Kitteh mus be hard Master!
dose not horsies, does is thetsrals! Oskar he be seein de thetsrals!
Kitthehz meow nawt sownd so good. Iz purrhaps feeling a littl horse.
*splort*
i can has coffee up mah nose?
Twy Coca-cola! THRU da nose! (Was gonna say jus coke – butt thens yu gets wong empweshon!)
Purhaps he has a colt.
Te he!! u mak a funnee!
duffy iz a pun rokka
Wy, dats a majur komplumunt comin from de mastur.
Fang you berry mush.
Taht is wun ledder shoart uv a PUN.
PEE-YOU.
best, most arcane, yet hilarious caption EVER! maeks me feel young again.
srsly… tawk abowt instint flashbak.
wot gaem is dis referensing?
Iz da Oregon Trail, a rly old gaem. I dunno bowt ennybudee els heer, but it wuz majur part uv da elementree n middul skool 4 us. Problee cuz it wuz da onlee gaem da teechurs wud b lettin us plai on da pooterz. Dat n Pong. Ah, Pong… I noes dis iz da Orrygon Trail luvfest but… PONG ROOLZ!!!
Da erlee 90s, I has dem.
Erlee 90s is rly old?
Naow I feelz rly old. I grajiated kollij in 87.
I sry, CP, dint meen 2 maeks u feel old. I ment dat it wz rly old 4 a compooter gaem. Ackshuly bof ov doze gaems iz wai older den da erlee 90s – I fink Pong wz wun uv frist pooter gaems mebbe? I noes almoast nuffin bowt dis stuff… ennyway, wz jus finkin bowt da erlee 90s iz wen I plaied dose gaems a lawt.
I fink peepul in mah jenerashun cn date der lyfs bah da video/pooter gaems dey wr playin. I wz neber dat into gaems, just a fyoo, but iz still troo.
Ahem. Kthxbai.
Lulz. I wuz juss pullin yer laig. Dey dint have pooters in skool in mi dai. So we has to dayt our lyfs by uther tings. Lyk stoopit hayrstiles or dorkee close. Fetherd hayr and mullits, or laigwarms and beltses winded tu tyms rownd yur wayst.
oh yeah–legwarmers. embroidered jeans. green khaki backpacks from the army/navy store. argyle sox. painters pants. peasant shirts. bodysuits. long before personal computers in schools or offices. yikes…too long ago!
Inneein print skurtz, skruncheez, convurs awl-starz, hayer banz, jellie brayslits, syd poneetayls, burrays, geddoblassturz, and BANGZ…
bananner clips, Gloria Vanderbilt & Jordache jeens we “French cuffed” (pegged ‘em in and rolled ‘em up), Jams & OP shortses, perms perms an more perms, “bote shoos” wif teh laces all wound around demselfs…
Two words: shoulder pads.
We wuz wairin ratted (not lolratz) hare (not lolhare) an miniskurtz, an pooters wuz only 4 banx an the space program that prez Kennedy tole us ’bout. Mai kidz wuz playin’ Oregon Trail @ gramma’s haus in teh 80z b4 I noo wat it wuz. It wuz deepressin’, peeps allus dyin ob dysentery an’ colera an’ brokin armz. Maid U want 2 stay home in teh east where it wuz safe. Who in dere rite mine wuld goz to Oregons?
I happened to liek it there
but i was born there so I iz somewhat biased
(sry, my catspeak isn’t that good)
why do my posts keep ending up in the wrong spot?
I maks u feel yung! I graditated 10 + yrs b4 u. No rememsber dis game – not in drinkin stablishments uv mai tyme.
Heh. To me, no game is rly old, unless it’s chess or mancala.
wel, sints we be cumparin ages…. da firstest puter i ebar seez wuz da “Olivetti-Underwood Programma 101″. Dat beez in mai joonyer yeer ub hai skul. Jus sayin.
Cottleston, you an me are bein da same age — doan feel so bad.
My mom an dad bot me a superfast neatocool compyooter when I went to skool — an NEC 8-bit machine…we upgraded to a 16-bit processor and a 20-meg hard drive…I was DA BOMB.
My cell phone has more computing power than that!
we had oregon trail, a typing program, and a mouse program, computer lab was somewhat boring at my school.
Wen dey told meh dis was da Purr-gone Trail, I din’t reelyz dey ment NO cheezbrgrs.
I can has cornbread?
Jes be fankful u isn’t wif teh Donner Party.
Restaurant maitre’d calls out ,”Donner — Party of 8″
Reply: “Sorry, we’ll only be 4″
Maitre’d: “Donner — party of 4″
Reply : “That’s all right…we’re not really hungry anymore.”
oh, dat’s awful….. so i MOL.
Heh!
But Alferd Packer is stil wayting in teh lawbee. Mabee he wuldz lyk are playse.
Teh Donner Party? DO. NOT. WANT.
NO PIE eethur?!?! But… I thot we iz pie-oneers!
an you haz gon too fart. ooh, turn bak now. *hedscratch*
Mewis & Clark’s grand expa… expa… dey goes rly fur awai.
Peetsa kitteh fot dis wuz teh Oregano Trayl. Much dizapoyntd.
she lookin’ for teh green wolves
dat kitteh iz on d Oragon Trayel. dat kitteh iz brayv.
dying of LOL agin todai. dat sykik kitteh mite b rite.
I hopes teh kittehs don get dysentarry! Dat wood be sad, indeyd.
kitteh want to chase teh chuckwagon!
will be dizapointed it has dogfud, not cheezburgr.
Do people still play the Oregon Trail computer game? Makes me want to play it.
Just so you know,my daughter still plays an old version she gets from the public library.
I playd dis game loadz when I wuz a wee lad. I rememberz teh 5¼” floppehz. “To continue dis game flip disk over 2 side 2.” Game was full of win back in da day.
I beleev dey gots a new version. Moar grafix. Prolly moar wayz dying.
If dat wuz Oscar kitteh on teh wagon…definitely can has death in family on joornee.
Ah, but duz u members teh 8 1/4″ floppies?? Dey’d praktikly brake frum dere own wate if u moved too fast.
5 1/4″ floppehz ? when I playedz it, we hadz cassette tapes that were hooked to the computer (Commodore Pet!) and da best line was
No clothes, You Froze!
cassette tapes? in mah dai, wee had to play the gaym off 27 inch vinyl diskettes that eksploded if u toucd them withowt wearing gluvs, an the screen wasnt a screen it woz carbdord an wee haz to dror th gaym in crayawn an flip thru 18 screenz a sekund ta eeben think we woz playin. An if ya flip yer screenz too slow den da libarian come an staple yer ears to yer eyelids. srsly.
u had vinil? all we had wuz imajinashunz. no craionz neiyver… the nazis, they taekd them.
i juss kiddings. i wuz child of early 90’s 2. i plaied teh origon trailz in liek 2nd-5th graed. neber very gud at it, tho. :’(
and TINA- ur comment is full of LOL. (just thot u shood kno)
compootr games? the computer geeks (i.e. my friends) in my highschool used the mainframe at the local university computer graphics lab and played spacewar and maybe one other game. Nothing more sophisticated on the screen than a few bright dots and some lines, and a bright dot that you could “fly” or “fire” across the screen. I believe there was a joystick. That was really advanced stuff.
OK, enough of this journey into the distance past!
gee, i hads to walks uphil bof ways fru 2 foot snoe to get to schooL!
Barefeets.
A frend of Sunnshyne’s useta work in the compyooter lab at the uni she went to. Sunnshyne wood go into lab late at nite (lab open 24 hrs) when it wuz reely slow, an we wood chat wif udder uni stoodents in Israel an Japan an stuff (one line at a time, wif enuf lag tyme between sentences to go to the bafroom an git a cup of coffee). We thot we wur reely da compyooter elite. Funny dat we all do dat evry day naow an doan tink nuffin ovit.
too funny! this was skool in soviet russia?
lofl so much makz tears in mah eyz! thks!
TEH BEST, SO MUCH LOL
I no can beleef everyone rememberz teh oregon trail!!!!1!!!!
I is too old to remember it from scool. Thx for depressing me.
u guyz can playz teh oregon trailz on teh internets!!!
http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html
DIS R NOT SPAM.
tanks u ! i has been lukin for dis game but has not been ables to find it.
broken axel vs. dysnterry= win!
No fairz! I can has Windoes?
I has a Mac. Wut do I do wif it?
Me too!
Hao rawng iz it dat dis Appl II gaem no plae on teh Mak OS X???
I can has Vertual Pee See?
HA HA!!! warez ur supeeryur yoozer frenly OS naow?!?!?!! MAC-C PADZ!!!! HA HA!!!!
*ahem* um… i juss,. . . um, i’ll juss let mahself owt . . *hem*. . .
teeheehee, u make me lol at werk!
pioneer kitteh escapes from donner party
quik! surkil dee wagons! de lukowt seed dogyz ova yunder hilz!
sqwerl teh wagons?
Circle the wagons! It’s a lion!
OMG, it’s a lion!! Get in teh Conestoga!!!!
You kent ryde mah liddle red wagun
Frunt seet’s brokin an da axel’s dragon
You kent ryde mah liddle red wagun
chu-ug, chu-ug
Another real song about the Trails (as an aside, the Oregon Trail and Mormon trail were on opposite sides of the Platte River, song makes more sense if you know that)
“Nebraskaland! Nebraskaland!
While on the other bank I stand,
I look away, across the plains,
And wonder why it never rains
Thus endeth todays foray into my childhood. I am also too old to have played this game, but now you know why I recognized the prarie dog.
Nother version is
Saskachewan, the land of snow,
where winds are always on the blow,
etc….
Here’s the refrain (same tune as “Nebraskaland” of course):
Saskachewan, Saskachewan,
there’s no place like Saskachewan,
We sit and gaze across the plains
and wonder why it never rains.
Then Gabriel blows his trumpet sound
and says, “The rain, she’s gone around.”
Now with disastrous climate change more people can sing songs like this…
I know, well, 30 other people have commented, but I still feel obliged to say: I LOVES IT’S!
This one’s great! I will never get sick of Oregon Trail jokes. What a horrible, depressing game that was as a kid. You have to laugh. “You have dysentery! Lose 8 days.”
Was edumacashunal. Dat’s why my kidz never played it–no orcs. Still have teh CDs.
Mebbe nex version can has orcs?
or ninjas !!!
or pirates !!?!! plz?
Or pirate ninja orcs?
dancing pirate ninja orcs !!! please please please !!! like the ‘this spartan life’ dancers !!! oh please oh please oh please!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-aGW5KgVP0
OMG stend!!!!!1!!! sollid gold dansers. mah mornin iz mayde.
(also, we can has moar infos about flying munkee story, plz? do you has blog?)
Some of us old farts at work were talking about this on Friday! They’ll love it, and I’ll get to make them go to hascheezburger, which they have resisted so far. No resisting!
“on second thought, maybe a covered wagon wasn’t the best getaway car for stealing cheezburgers”
These horses… they do nothing!
ZOMG that had me doubled over, omg teh FUNNEH!!!! BonzoGal w/ WINZ!!
seknded
I can has dysentery?
Dis capshun iz much win. I allwayz hayted crawlsin reeverz.
me too.
Chukk Waggun Kitteh
Surchez 4 Cheezburgrz. Fyndz
pinto beenz, instedd
Hewminz surch 4 Goald
Kitteh confoozd. Noez dat
U kannawt eetz rawkz
Flowwur an dryd beef
all oavur. May hab 2 maykz
Cheezburgrz fum skratch
Jack.
Wid pinto beans kitteh haz nudder meens ob propulshon!
Maybeh feeds to horsez too. Den go rly fastes!
Yay methane! All-nacheral fyool!!
Oregon Trail FTW!
Creator of this pic wins at life!
momma kitteh died of malaira…. INCREASE RATIONS !
This picture, and its caption, winz the intarwebz.
I’m in UR Wagun, Eatin’ UR Chuck
Thar be injins in dese here hillz.
Yeah, but no orcs.
testin da commentz…haz eaten all mah commentz on dis picshoor dis mornin
I love that game, I have its on floppies!
Ah tryd to ford da riber and mah %$^&*@ oxen dyde!
naymd mah kidzes aftr pets…losted mosta mah stuf inna river, en also Emmeline (hyooj kitteh), who drownded. verrah sad.
Oregon Cat Not Amused.
Oh…flashback time – I used to do tech support for this game (and the others that the company produced!
Kitteh – let me sends you upgradez for freh
In Soviet Russia, axel breaks YOU!!!
So does Vasily, Constantin, Ivan, Pyotr, Gregor.,,,
This was shown on the Sex Offender Management Council? (SOMC).
Brokeback Mountain kitteh?
monorail cat, the early years
hahaha, I loves dat comment and that kitteh lokks just like my very own kitteh! Soooo cute!!!
dammit monorail kitteh, braykin peeplz stuf iz nawt dancing!!
lub that Solid Gold Dancers Vid.
Yu full of WIN, stend.
no one ever said the Oregon Trail was easy … you go kitteh
LOVIN’ IT!!!
I haven’t seen this game in DECADES – try to tell people about “the old days” but they don’t believes me!
I remember that game! Oregon Trail!
)))
ai can haz mannifest destinee?
ROFL, WIN!!!
“tayk me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are *clunk* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
GET THIS WAGON CAT AWFF MEEEEEE!!!”
Gonna paint that wagon,
Gonna paint it good,
We ain’t braggin’,
We’re gonna paint that wood!
Gonna paint that wagon,
Gonna paint it fine!
We’ll use oil-based paint,
Because the wood is pine! (Pon-der-ooo-sa pine, oooh woooo!)
dat wuz AWSUM!!1!!
i cd c a holl troop uv dansin lolcats… “Lolcats, Da Moosikul”.
pleez to be seeing as tacky 2D animated cut-ups southpark stylae an nawt Disnee CGI?
Ai stoled it frum Teh Simpsons! Dey do hi-laryeeous parodies uv moosicals.
O yes!!! Mai favrits r “Hoo Needz Da Kwik-E Mart” and da bordello sawng. Bordello sawng mite b best evahs. Ai don’tz mememburs dis wun! *Hangs hed in shaym*
needs teh moovie. needz.feetcher.lingth.an.pop.corm.
Gotta dreem, boiz, gotta song,
Paintcher waggun an com along…
Herz sum blak lolsheep filmed in Hanford, California 2 that toon. Njoy — not spam!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sSY0nCuRhHA
sum blak lolsheep in motorcycle cummershall maid in Hanford, California.
youtube.com [slash] watch?v=sSY0nCuRhHA
****Ur hed haz sploded frum LOL****
****You can haz ded****
**PRES ANY BUTAN TO KANTINYU**
curse mah lack uv opposable weels!
I pity the younguns who’ll never get to play Oregon Trail.
No worry! There is updated Oregon Trail! Today’s kiddies still play it! Graphics way better now. Still get cholera and snake bites and broken axels though. Now there is lovely description of cholera’s symptoms. Is gross! Do not want!
Wayt one cotton pickin minit…youse guys played dis game on compooter? Sorry — but I played it back inna day when no compooters…no word processors…no calcoolators…no nuttin. Game den called “Conestoga” and played on board wit cards and paper munnies. Guess dat makes me wicked old. Bummer.
Wstid manny ourz in Miz Hagedorn’s Gftid Progrm not dooin hmwrk and not lurnin howz to bee smrt.
Oxes infested with dyssenterry alwys falld on meh when Ai wuz liftn brokn waggin axil in middul uv rivah.
And den Ai dyed.
U brought fishin’ pole? No more buffalo! Can has salmon?
Okeh, you infuntz, I tops yu aall. I PLAYED DIS GAME FOR REAL. On the Oregon Trayl, in a Conestogie waggon – pulld by myools, tho, not oxes. Never got furthur than Kansas tho. An the clothse was Nasty an Hot. An everything stinkt. An the fud was enuf to giv anybudy disenteree. An yu hadda take salt pils so yu didnt get dehidratud. An you slep on the ground amids the bugs an snaykz. An the ride in the wagun wuz enuf to rupshur all yer spinal disks.
An I luvd evry minut of it.
OH MAH GAWD, YESH. AMEN. <3
Kitteh can go huntn an kill deers an buffalos and (I theenk) buns, an only can carry 100 pouns bak to wagn.
kitteh wins at life. can has direct route to oregon, with all the food and wagon tongues he wants.
haha clever!
that is TOTALLY clever. I always think I’m the only one who remembers oregon trail. ah, nostalgia!
I can has peperony and chease?
No waters. No waters. Bad waters. U finds wild froots!
Cheez gots sik and dyed.
!! Respekt Oldskewl !!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH oregon trail!!!!!!
[...] u will now lose 5 days. [...]
go kitty go (with the horeses)…………
Does anyone have this picture posted without the crappy URL tag covering the txt at the bottom?
hahah I loved when the game said, “a thief came in the night and stole five oxen” and then the thief was holding like 3 boxes. my friends and i were like “wtf how can 5 oxen fit in those boxes?!?!?”
we would always put our rations on bare bones and our pace at strenuous. we’d buy like 2000 lbs of food and it would last us until we got to Oregon. we play it at skool. <3 OT!!
Isn’t this base on Oregon Trail? Lol, you should have made the basement cat grave with it. xD
this is one of my favorite lolcatz
you should make a picture of happycat (bcuz he has a smiley fiac)in that and make it say goggie dyed of dysentary
Ah, good times, good times. I remember all of this. Not sure if my cat ever hid in the covered wagon I had to make for school, though.
I love oragon trail. One of the best games. It was so action packed and had lots of storyz.