in ur orchestra

…conductin ur symphonies
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…conductin ur symphonies
photo: Gruven
capped and submitted by: Gruven
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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… or playin ur invisible simbulls.
I am an orchestral player. This guy’s style reminds me of Toscanini.
I’m in ur orchestra
Stompin ur podium
hi–whaddya play?
I think this prairie dog only has reeds in his orchestra
and percushun, probly - skins & stiks.
I can has rithem?
( … I can has per-son-al-ities … )
Hoo cud aks fur anyting moar?
Ur reign ov terrur endz heer Darth Vadur!!
umm…wat is it?
I dunno but hiz tekneek iz impekkabul
It is a Prarie Dog - sourge of the Great Plains, but d*mn cute, anyway
Iz FIRST lolprayereedawg!
no, it’s a chipmunk!
chipmunx has stripes and iz smallers. Is Prairie Dog.
IZ LEOPOLD!!!!
I iz wizzard. Beware ma speells.
IT LOLGopher Welk!!
And uh one and uh two…
TINY BUBBLESSSSS…
( GASP - could THIS be the lavese las manos, of lavese las manos and his tiny orchestra ??? )
LAVESE - WE LOVE YOU !!!
DAT’S IT ! LAVESE! WE FOUND U!
And you’re a gopher…
A stick wavin gopher.
HOW FRIGGIN COOL IS DAT?!?!
I iz serius gofur.
Dis iz serius conductin.
fullee. . . .gofur it. . sawree. iz las straw? iz gettin durty looks? am grownded? aaaggggghhhhhhh ;(
woz testin if smiliez had evr thawt peepz myte wanna wink an frown at th saym time. . . gess nawt.
U needz 2b PUNished for those.
tee hee
LOLwin!
k now, oboeses, mayb this time make sure ur all in toon..k? and one two free one two free..
How 2 mak 2 oboes play in tune? Shoot 1! No, ey didnt like dis joke eider.
George Bernard Shaw said “Oboe is ill wind NOBODY blows good!”
Poor oboes… gettin’ allz dah greef!
at least is smaller than bassoon. lolgopherorchestra no cans play bassoon. is too big.
noiz ouchies no is worse den squishy gopher ouchies..
damndabul sensless violins….
u forgots teh Whirled Peas. It want to be der wid teh Sensless violins!
Sax and violins, no less.
LOLgofurpallooza!!!! LOLganized bai Purry Furrel
buts no Bizkit pls.
kthxbai.
Absoloodlee!! Sawgee Bizkit iz nawt Rawk. Iz Durst. . . . .Duuuuuuuuuurst.
No, but bassoon might make most eggsellent home fer musical groundlolg.
Groundlolg! WIN!
prarie-dog conductor…….. he outstanding in his field……
Hee hee
this… is mah BOOMstick. Meh. Mebbe naht soo much.
I are kondukteraytin’ noo hamzturdans.
( hawk swoops in, eats gopher, WORLD IS SAVED )
OHNOES!!! THINK OF THE LOLESTEROLZ!!!!!!
ELFI!!!
Hai!!!!!!!
I haz missd u. pleese to sees moar of u heer? I noes u iz busy wif skool an all, but I haz been missin u.
ohai SK!! I mizz yu tooz! I iz dun wif da klazz but I ztill kinna pikkin up da peeces frum all dat werk. *whew* I gottid a A tho.
I juz been not kommentin’… sooooo menny peepulz wif kommintz laytelie, I juz nawt hav moar foar addingz, u kno.
Mah proffussur hyrd me az himz ’sisstint, dat iz fun, keepz a Elfi bizzy an’ off da stritz, u kno? I ztill has teh notez awl ovur mah flore in da offis. it needz pikkin’s up kuz I iz dun wif da klazz. LOL
Gotta go find fuudz, k bai.
I hopes u finds a cheezburger! Kittehs sez dey is gud fuudz.
junior? JUNIOR ??? I saw that mess you made in the den - you better get back here and clean up this gopher hole before the ice cream social, or I am gonna switch you raw !!!
My gramma, when I was a kid, if I misbehaved my gramma would make me go outside and get a switch, and ahe would ALWAYS say
“get a swtich off the weepin willow tree! And if I don’t like it I’m gonna come get my own and hit you twice as hard!”
Never happend. And I ALWAYS only got one maybe two swipes.
Gramma had BIG bark. Teensee bite.
My one-armed father - srsly, he only had one arm - was drunkenly reeling about the back yard one fine New Year’s Day morn, shooting off his shotgun, stumbling around with his bathrobe open and nothing underneath … meat and two veg in plain site. So I says to the old man, “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” And he spins around, takes aim, and says, “I’lllll shoot youuu next, u summa b*itch!” And he would’ve too, had he not been totally pickled … it screwed up his aim.
Top THAT.
OMG!! nuffin else to sai.
*gulp*
Geez.
I’z glad his aim wuz screwed up, Meno. I’z vry glad u iz heer wif us today!!!!
OK, soree vary sad…but meat and two veg? Laffter throo tears is mah farvit emoshun.
Meno. you growed up in a Faulkner novel?
He he. Part Faulkner, part Tennesse Williams, part Looney Tunes. It was colorful, I’ll say that. The old man finally pickled himself into a jar, but it took almost 90 years. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, isn’t that the saying? I’ll bet plenty of LOLfrenz have interesting “tails” to tell!
I can has dramatic chipmunk?
Maybe conductin’ “Home on the Range”??
He be conducting for “Prairie Dog Companion” radio show!
rotfl! With Groundhogson Keillor.
( or on ICHC, home of deranged? )
wer da beer an da cantalope pyoo-ray
wer seldom is herd
singl sensibul werd
an da skys a niec shayd of PUCE! PUCE!! PUCE!!!
… with non-gratuitiously ironic cou-ches…
singin prayree dawg livz in Dudley’s World…..
♪…and winds from Soviet Russia…♪
er
i mis teh raynz down in Affer-caw?
O so kleber! Dats gud!
Noes, Stend! Do. Not. Want.
Wurld deranged, lolfrenz RANGED, make wurld betta wif teh laffins and teh kyoot.
ICHCFTW!!
I can want cats not rats…
haha