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…conductin ur symphonies

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  1. mcsquare says:

    … or playin ur invisible simbulls.

  2. emmy says:

    I am an orchestral player. This guy’s style reminds me of Toscanini.

    I’m in ur orchestra

    Stompin ur podium

  3. Trachelle says:

    I can has rithem?

  4. antipwn says:

    Ur reign ov terrur endz heer Darth Vadur!!

  5. Allen says:

    umm…wat is it?

  6. Sarah says:

    I iz wizzard. Beware ma speells.

  7. Melissa says:

    IT LOLGopher Welk!!

    And uh one and uh two…

    • stendhalismo says:

      TINY BUBBLESSSSS…

      ( GASP – could THIS be the lavese las manos, of lavese las manos and his tiny orchestra ??? )
      LAVESE – WE LOVE YOU !!!

      • Melissa says:

        DAT’S IT ! LAVESE! WE FOUND U!
        And you’re a gopher…
        A stick wavin gopher.

        HOW FRIGGIN COOL IS DAT?!?!

  8. sillyannz says:

    I iz serius gofur.

    Dis iz serius conductin.

  9. meg says:

    k now, oboeses, mayb this time make sure ur all in toon..k? and one two free one two free..

  10. D-Railer says:

    this… is mah BOOMstick. Meh. Mebbe naht soo much.

  11. elfinugget says:

    I are kondukteraytin’ noo hamzturdans.

    • stendhalismo says:

      ( hawk swoops in, eats gopher, WORLD IS SAVED )

    • scarletkitty says:

      ELFI!!!
      Hai!!!!!!!
      I haz missd u. pleese to sees moar of u heer? I noes u iz busy wif skool an all, but I haz been missin u.

      • elfinugget says:

        ohai SK!! I mizz yu tooz! I iz dun wif da klazz but I ztill kinna pikkin up da peeces frum all dat werk. *whew* I gottid a A tho. :D I juz been not kommentin’… sooooo menny peepulz wif kommintz laytelie, I juz nawt hav moar foar addingz, u kno. :P Mah proffussur hyrd me az himz ’sisstint, dat iz fun, keepz a Elfi bizzy an’ off da stritz, u kno? I ztill has teh notez awl ovur mah flore in da offis. it needz pikkin’s up kuz I iz dun wif da klazz. LOL

        Gotta go find fuudz, k bai.

  12. stendhalismo says:

    junior? JUNIOR ??? I saw that mess you made in the den – you better get back here and clean up this gopher hole before the ice cream social, or I am gonna switch you raw !!!

    • Melissa says:

      My gramma, when I was a kid, if I misbehaved my gramma would make me go outside and get a switch, and ahe would ALWAYS say
      “get a swtich off the weepin willow tree! And if I don’t like it I’m gonna come get my own and hit you twice as hard!”

      Never happend. And I ALWAYS only got one maybe two swipes.

      Gramma had BIG bark. Teensee bite.

      • Menopaws says:

        My one-armed father – srsly, he only had one arm – was drunkenly reeling about the back yard one fine New Year’s Day morn, shooting off his shotgun, stumbling around with his bathrobe open and nothing underneath … meat and two veg in plain site. So I says to the old man, “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” And he spins around, takes aim, and says, “I’lllll shoot youuu next, u summa b*itch!” And he would’ve too, had he not been totally pickled … it screwed up his aim.

        Top THAT.

        • scarletkitty says:

          OMG!! nuffin else to sai.

        • Flartus says:

          *gulp*

          Geez.

          I’z glad his aim wuz screwed up, Meno. I’z vry glad u iz heer wif us today!!!!

        • Melissa says:

          OK, soree vary sad…but meat and two veg? Laffter throo tears is mah farvit emoshun.

        • doctorcat says:

          Meno. you growed up in a Faulkner novel?

          • Menopaws says:

            He he. Part Faulkner, part Tennesse Williams, part Looney Tunes. It was colorful, I’ll say that. The old man finally pickled himself into a jar, but it took almost 90 years. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, isn’t that the saying? I’ll bet plenty of LOLfrenz have interesting “tails” to tell!

  13. manci says:

    I can has dramatic chipmunk?

  14. leaderoftheband says:

    Maybe conductin’ “Home on the Range”??

  15. I can want cats not rats…

    haha :) Love your site!

  16. Lisa says:

    Luke, I am your father.

  17. wuvdeshibas says:

    Invisible violin.

  18. meg says:

    invisible fencing outfit and opponent

  19. mikeski says:

    Visabul Presudenchul Straw Poll.

  20. typingisnotactivism says:

    This week, in ADHD Gone Wild:
    “Ohmaaaaan, wayt til this sunbirn showz up. Iz gonna be so weerd. Whole denz juss gonna freek out. Sweeeeeet. . . . . mebbe ai needz a hat . . . mebbe ai shud nebber had try to figger owt how menny dessimul playsses pi akshullee goes to. . . . mebbe ai need to revizit The Last Samurai an treet it az LOLPHUNNEE disgyzed az patronizing raysist stoopidz disgyzed az big budgit cashin disgyzed as kredible and edutayning histawrikal drama. . . . Oh man oh man zomg this frickin sunbirnz gonna rool!!!!”

  21. typingisnotactivism says:

    Prairie Dawg: “wotz brown an stickee?”
    ICHC: *shrug*
    Prairie Dawg: a stick!!!

    Obtuse: mebbe prairie dawg iz camel assassin?

    prairee dawg:nok nok
    ICHC: hoos thare?
    prairee dawg: amnawtaskewtazyuh
    ICHC: amnawtaskewtazyuh hoo?
    prairee dawg: damn ryte beeyatch, an check out mah stik.

  22. doctorcat says:

    WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!

    (funny, it wrkd 4 Hermione)

    • lynette says:

      Hermione sez “u r aksenting rong sillabal…iz ‘wingardum levio-SAAAH.’ an remember tu swish an flick wit da rist! swish an flick!

      • doctorcat says:

        I R doin it rong?

        • lynette says:

          nawt necessarilee rong…i wuz jus parafrasing from page 171 ov da “sorcerer’s stone” :o )

          “Now, don’t forget that nice wrist movement we’ve been practicing!” squeaked Professor Flitwick, perched on top of his pile of books as usual. “Swish and flick, remember, swish and flick. And saying the magic words properly is very important, too – never forget Wizard Baruffio, who said ’s’ instead of ‘f’ and found himself on the floor with a buffalo on his chest.”

          It was very difficult. Harry and Seamus swished and flicked, but the feather they were supposed to be sending skyward just lay on the desktop. Seamus got so impatient that he prodded it with his wand and set fire to it – Harry had to put it out with his hat.

          Ron, at the next table, wasn’t having much more luck.
          “Wingardium Leviosa!” he shouted, waving his long arms like a windmill.
          “You’re saying it wrong,” Harry heard Hermione snap. “It’s wingGARdium leviOsa, make the ‘gar’ nice and long.”

    • B! says:

      LOL, I wuz tinkin “Sword of Griffindoor…..” Killin ma horkruckses!

  23. Rebecca says:

    Iz gofur, or prariee dog? I not kno. Culd be eether. Kuyte eether wai!

  24. K-Roq says:

    A Challenger Appears!!

    • stendhalismo says:

      lolprariedog will play you the symphony of space !!!

      • scarletkitty says:

        Hey, Stend,
        Haz u fownd my answer for dah band wit the legless and armless leed seenger? Oh, yes, he wuz paynted silvur. I haz seen intratube ref to having dah numbah 6 in nayme of band, but I nevah herd it dat wai in day waibak dais.
        In case u nawt haz seen yet it wuz
        Bullet and dah screemin n%gg&rs.
        An is troo storee, tu.

      • B! says:

        Long as he duzent tell me de terribul secret uv space, an den push me down da stayrz!

  25. floppel says:

    Dis madgick wand no workee. :-(

  26. Mike says:

    I’m in ur field, fightin ur monsters.

  27. Jack Deth says:

    A proud Prarie Dog with a stick
    Brings his Childhood Dream to those in need of a fix
    Popping up across flatlands he lays down his licks
    While dodging Varmint Rifles, a most useful trick
    Waving his arms he brings much needed Culture
    Though his audience his mostly made up of Vultures :-)

    Jack.

  28. thepetmuseum says:

    im in ur brass
    gettin stuck in yer tuba.

  29. BonzoGal says:

    Wunce moar… wif FEELING!!!

  30. Toonces teh draiving kitteh says:

    Herbert von Gopherjan — Teh eerly yaers

  31. typingisnotactivism says:

    ai can haz Mastah Splinta?

  32. D.R. says:

    No, no, no, we wil haf stert all ober agin, ifn u cant geddit togever in de string sekshun, all iz losp! The braff, has u evar herd ov toonin up bfoar u start pley? An percushuns! Dont fink i dident c u ploink deh tryangle guy on de head wen i wuz turnin sheet musik peyge! Reedeekamous! Thif iz uh dascrace! Ifn wee doan want b lafinstox ov musikl werld, vee must pley lyk we meens it! Nao, I givs won moor trie! Frum de toop!

  33. zomgbbqhax says:

    12.5 inches, yew, slightly springy, unicorn hair…

  34. Charity says:

    Leopold! (bugz bunneh refrence)

  35. chocochu says:

    i willz find dat needle if i has 2 pic up ebry peas of hay!

  36. Flartus says:

    *snif, snif*
    Duz straw haz a flavr??

  37. msnoah says:

    in ur barn castin spelz on awl ur aminulz!!!

  38. analytik says:

    ‘Tis a JEDI!

  39. vlachen says:

    Eyeam Inigo Montoyo. Yoo keeld my fadder, preepares to die.

  40. duffy says:

    Iz Ferde Gophre, conductin mah Grand Canion Sweet.

  41. geor3ge says:

    Strauss Dawg iz spraching ur zarathustra.

    • typingisnotactivism says:

      omg, u mayk da space plinth owtovawlovus. . .
      !!!!!!!!!!!geor3ge mayded a surreptishuss Hal refrns FTW!!!!!!!

  42. kirinphoebe says:

    wunnerful, wunnerful

  43. kirinphoebe says:

    ppllee
    pphhe
    ehhpl
    ppppllee….

    *Reeds! Ur nawt PLEHing togedder! Wit mah stik, nawt after. Wun moar tyme.*

    PLEH!
    PLEH!
    PLEH!
    PLEH!

    *Dat’s much betteh!!*

  44. kirinphoebe says:

    Mebbeh he’s leading an ‘rangement of Baytoven’s faymus “Furry Beast”?

  45. Rustys Mom says:

    No dis is not mai stapler. Mai stapler iz red.

  46. Tabitha Twitchit says:

    I gots to say, dis groundhog looks much more amyabull than many conduckturrhs I’ve had. And probably has better rhythm.

    Of course, in Soviet Russia, orchestra conducts YOU!

  47. buurp! says:

    is it just me or does this one look like a stuffed animal?

  48. laughoutloud says:

    *moosik*
    conductor: hey u, ur flat!
    flat prarie dog: sry.
    *moosik*
    conductor: hey, ur supposed to be playin lol major, and ur playin zomg minor.

  49. Some Guy says:

    O noes! Dey Has Evolevd!


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