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… or playin ur invisible simbulls.
I am an orchestral player. This guy’s style reminds me of Toscanini.
I’m in ur orchestra
Stompin ur podium
hi–whaddya play?
I think this prairie dog only has reeds in his orchestra
and percushun, probly – skins & stiks.
I can has rithem?
( … I can has per-son-al-ities … )
Hoo cud aks fur anyting moar?
ol man trubble, i dun mind him, youz won’t findz him rownd mai dore
Ur reign ov terrur endz heer Darth Vadur!!
umm…wat is it?
I dunno but hiz tekneek iz impekkabul
It is a Prarie Dog – sourge of the Great Plains, but d*mn cute, anyway
Iz FIRST lolprayereedawg!
no, it’s a chipmunk!
chipmunx has stripes and iz smallers. Is Prairie Dog.
IZ LEOPOLD!!!!
I iz wizzard. Beware ma speells.
IT LOLGopher Welk!!
And uh one and uh two…
TINY BUBBLESSSSS…
( GASP – could THIS be the lavese las manos, of lavese las manos and his tiny orchestra ??? )
LAVESE – WE LOVE YOU !!!
DAT’S IT ! LAVESE! WE FOUND U!
And you’re a gopher…
A stick wavin gopher.
HOW FRIGGIN COOL IS DAT?!?!
I iz serius gofur.
Dis iz serius conductin.
fullee. . . .gofur it. . sawree. iz las straw? iz gettin durty looks? am grownded? aaaggggghhhhhhh ;(
woz testin if smiliez had evr thawt peepz myte wanna wink an frown at th saym time. . . gess nawt.
U needz 2b PUNished for those.
tee hee
LOLwin!
k now, oboeses, mayb this time make sure ur all in toon..k? and one two free one two free..
How 2 mak 2 oboes play in tune? Shoot 1! No, ey didnt like dis joke eider.
George Bernard Shaw said “Oboe is ill wind NOBODY blows good!”
Poor oboes… gettin’ allz dah greef!
at least is smaller than bassoon. lolgopherorchestra no cans play bassoon. is too big.
noiz ouchies no is worse den squishy gopher ouchies..
damndabul sensless violins….
u forgots teh Whirled Peas. It want to be der wid teh Sensless violins!
Sax and violins, no less.
LOLgofurpallooza!!!! LOLganized bai Purry Furrel
buts no Bizkit pls.
kthxbai.
Absoloodlee!! Sawgee Bizkit iz nawt Rawk. Iz Durst. . . . .Duuuuuuuuuurst.
No, but bassoon might make most eggsellent home fer musical groundlolg.
Groundlolg! WIN!
prarie-dog conductor…….. he outstanding in his field……
Hee hee
this… is mah BOOMstick. Meh. Mebbe naht soo much.
I are kondukteraytin’ noo hamzturdans.
( hawk swoops in, eats gopher, WORLD IS SAVED )
OHNOES!!! THINK OF THE LOLESTEROLZ!!!!!!
ELFI!!!
Hai!!!!!!!
I haz missd u. pleese to sees moar of u heer? I noes u iz busy wif skool an all, but I haz been missin u.
ohai SK!! I mizz yu tooz! I iz dun wif da klazz but I ztill kinna pikkin up da peeces frum all dat werk. *whew* I gottid a A tho.
I juz been not kommentin’… sooooo menny peepulz wif kommintz laytelie, I juz nawt hav moar foar addingz, u kno. 
Mah proffussur hyrd me az himz ’sisstint, dat iz fun, keepz a Elfi bizzy an’ off da stritz, u kno? I ztill has teh notez awl ovur mah flore in da offis. it needz pikkin’s up kuz I iz dun wif da klazz. LOL
Gotta go find fuudz, k bai.
I hopes u finds a cheezburger! Kittehs sez dey is gud fuudz.
junior? JUNIOR ??? I saw that mess you made in the den – you better get back here and clean up this gopher hole before the ice cream social, or I am gonna switch you raw !!!
My gramma, when I was a kid, if I misbehaved my gramma would make me go outside and get a switch, and ahe would ALWAYS say
“get a swtich off the weepin willow tree! And if I don’t like it I’m gonna come get my own and hit you twice as hard!”
Never happend. And I ALWAYS only got one maybe two swipes.
Gramma had BIG bark. Teensee bite.
My one-armed father – srsly, he only had one arm – was drunkenly reeling about the back yard one fine New Year’s Day morn, shooting off his shotgun, stumbling around with his bathrobe open and nothing underneath … meat and two veg in plain site. So I says to the old man, “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” And he spins around, takes aim, and says, “I’lllll shoot youuu next, u summa b*itch!” And he would’ve too, had he not been totally pickled … it screwed up his aim.
Top THAT.
OMG!! nuffin else to sai.
*gulp*
Geez.
I’z glad his aim wuz screwed up, Meno. I’z vry glad u iz heer wif us today!!!!
OK, soree vary sad…but meat and two veg? Laffter throo tears is mah farvit emoshun.
Meno. you growed up in a Faulkner novel?
He he. Part Faulkner, part Tennesse Williams, part Looney Tunes. It was colorful, I’ll say that. The old man finally pickled himself into a jar, but it took almost 90 years. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, isn’t that the saying? I’ll bet plenty of LOLfrenz have interesting “tails” to tell!
I can has dramatic chipmunk?
Maybe conductin’ “Home on the Range”??
He be conducting for “Prairie Dog Companion” radio show!
rotfl! With Groundhogson Keillor.
( or on ICHC, home of deranged? )
wer da beer an da cantalope pyoo-ray
wer seldom is herd
singl sensibul werd
an da skys a niec shayd of PUCE! PUCE!! PUCE!!!
… with non-gratuitiously ironic cou-ches…
singin prayree dawg livz in Dudley’s World…..
♪…and winds from Soviet Russia…♪
er
i mis teh raynz down in Affer-caw?
O so kleber! Dats gud!
Noes, Stend! Do. Not. Want.
Wurld deranged, lolfrenz RANGED, make wurld betta wif teh laffins and teh kyoot.
ICHCFTW!!
I can want cats not rats…
haha
Love your site!
Luke, I am your father.
um?
serch ur feelins, u noes it to be totaly random?
is obvious, is lite saber!
is Ghyslain Gofer?
mai lite saber. it iz completlee nacheral lookin an fools evrywun.
LOL, u can has eleben cheezburgers.
search your felines?
i dids… dey not gets it eethr.
the kewt iz strawng wiv diss wun.. . . . . . . letz stik him in a jawa. wud be teh funnee.
Invisible violin.
wit verreh nice baton grip, too!
…and bow hand…
Sousa-length baton, akshully–1 of mah conductin teechrz calld them “buggy whips”
Maekz it hard to find teh beat sumtimes, don they? Best to watch konsurtmaster.
invisible fencing outfit and opponent
en garde !!! parry !!! thrust !!!
sumwun awn this prairee iiiis . . . .. . . . . . a murderer!!!!!!!
Drama Prairie Dawg FTW!
Visabul Presudenchul Straw Poll.
luks liek incumbint gotz onlys 1 voat. por hims.
This week, in ADHD Gone Wild:
“Ohmaaaaan, wayt til this sunbirn showz up. Iz gonna be so weerd. Whole denz juss gonna freek out. Sweeeeeet. . . . . mebbe ai needz a hat . . . mebbe ai shud nebber had try to figger owt how menny dessimul playsses pi akshullee goes to. . . . mebbe ai need to revizit The Last Samurai an treet it az LOLPHUNNEE disgyzed az patronizing raysist stoopidz disgyzed az big budgit cashin disgyzed as kredible and edutayning histawrikal drama. . . . Oh man oh man zomg this frickin sunbirnz gonna rool!!!!”
dat wuz deesturbnglee comvinsing
Prairie Dawg: “wotz brown an stickee?”
ICHC: *shrug*
Prairie Dawg: a stick!!!
Obtuse: mebbe prairie dawg iz camel assassin?
prairee dawg:nok nok
ICHC: hoos thare?
prairee dawg: amnawtaskewtazyuh
ICHC: amnawtaskewtazyuh hoo?
prairee dawg: damn ryte beeyatch, an check out mah stik.
Obtuse: mebbe prairie dawg iz camel assassin?
I admits to it. Do.Not.Get. Explunashions pls?
mai gess iz dat diss straw may well brayk da camelz bak. . . but iz juss a hunch.
D’oh. *hangs hed in shayme at own stoopy-ness*
One moar tyme: I can has anonymities?
*headdesk*
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!
(funny, it wrkd 4 Hermione)
Hermione sez “u r aksenting rong sillabal…iz ‘wingardum levio-SAAAH.’ an remember tu swish an flick wit da rist! swish an flick!
I R doin it rong?
nawt necessarilee rong…i wuz jus parafrasing from page 171 ov da “sorcerer’s stone”
)
“Now, don’t forget that nice wrist movement we’ve been practicing!” squeaked Professor Flitwick, perched on top of his pile of books as usual. “Swish and flick, remember, swish and flick. And saying the magic words properly is very important, too – never forget Wizard Baruffio, who said ’s’ instead of ‘f’ and found himself on the floor with a buffalo on his chest.”
It was very difficult. Harry and Seamus swished and flicked, but the feather they were supposed to be sending skyward just lay on the desktop. Seamus got so impatient that he prodded it with his wand and set fire to it – Harry had to put it out with his hat.
Ron, at the next table, wasn’t having much more luck.
“Wingardium Leviosa!” he shouted, waving his long arms like a windmill.
“You’re saying it wrong,” Harry heard Hermione snap. “It’s wingGARdium leviOsa, make the ‘gar’ nice and long.”
LOL, I wuz tinkin “Sword of Griffindoor…..” Killin ma horkruckses!
Iz gofur, or prariee dog? I not kno. Culd be eether. Kuyte eether wai!
iz prayeree dog…seen lotz
A Challenger Appears!!
lolprariedog will play you the symphony of space !!!
Hey, Stend,
Haz u fownd my answer for dah band wit the legless and armless leed seenger? Oh, yes, he wuz paynted silvur. I haz seen intratube ref to having dah numbah 6 in nayme of band, but I nevah herd it dat wai in day waibak dais.
In case u nawt haz seen yet it wuz
Bullet and dah screemin n%gg&rs.
An is troo storee, tu.
Long as he duzent tell me de terribul secret uv space, an den push me down da stayrz!
Dis madgick wand no workee.
need fiks wiv spellotape!
I’m in ur field, fightin ur monsters.
A proud Prarie Dog with a stick
Brings his Childhood Dream to those in need of a fix
Popping up across flatlands he lays down his licks
While dodging Varmint Rifles, a most useful trick
Waving his arms he brings much needed Culture
Though his audience his mostly made up of Vultures
Jack.
LOL! U been to Holleewood Bowl too?
im in ur brass
gettin stuck in yer tuba.
Wunce moar… wif FEELING!!!
Herbert von Gopherjan — Teh eerly yaers
Kristoff Von Prairiedoghnanyee – teh urly yeers
(Teh Cleveland Orkestra ROX.)
ai can haz Mastah Splinta?
No, no, no, we wil haf stert all ober agin, ifn u cant geddit togever in de string sekshun, all iz losp! The braff, has u evar herd ov toonin up bfoar u start pley? An percushuns! Dont fink i dident c u ploink deh tryangle guy on de head wen i wuz turnin sheet musik peyge! Reedeekamous! Thif iz uh dascrace! Ifn wee doan want b lafinstox ov musikl werld, vee must pley lyk we meens it! Nao, I givs won moor trie! Frum de toop!
fullee carnt get it togeva in da string sekshun !!ftw!!
12.5 inches, yew, slightly springy, unicorn hair…
Leopold! (bugz bunneh refrence)
[whisper] Leopold? [/whisper]
ZOMG IT’S LEOPOLD!!!
LEOPOLD! LEOPOLD!!
Bugs Bunneh luvvers FTW!!!
g0ddam i luv dis plase
i willz find dat needle if i has 2 pic up ebry peas of hay!
*snif, snif*
Duz straw haz a flavr??
in ur barn castin spelz on awl ur aminulz!!!
‘Tis a JEDI!
Eyeam Inigo Montoyo. Yoo keeld my fadder, preepares to die.
Iz Ferde Gophre, conductin mah Grand Canion Sweet.
FTIW
(fr teh INCREDIBULS win!)
Strauss Dawg iz spraching ur zarathustra.
omg, u mayk da space plinth owtovawlovus. . .
!!!!!!!!!!!geor3ge mayded a surreptishuss Hal refrns FTW!!!!!!!
wunnerful, wunnerful
*POP*
shhhhh.
ppllee
pphhe
ehhpl
ppppllee….
*Reeds! Ur nawt PLEHing togedder! Wit mah stik, nawt after. Wun moar tyme.*
PLEH!
PLEH!
PLEH!
PLEH!
*Dat’s much betteh!!*
Mebbeh he’s leading an ‘rangement of Baytoven’s faymus “Furry Beast”?
More likly the Patstoral Symfunny.
No dis is not mai stapler. Mai stapler iz red.
I gots to say, dis groundhog looks much more amyabull than many conduckturrhs I’ve had. And probably has better rhythm.
Of course, in Soviet Russia, orchestra conducts YOU!
in Soviet Russia, symphawnee decomposes you.
is it just me or does this one look like a stuffed animal?
*moosik*
conductor: hey u, ur flat!
flat prarie dog: sry.
*moosik*
conductor: hey, ur supposed to be playin lol major, and ur playin zomg minor.
O noes! Dey Has Evolevd!