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Cheezburger Network Blog
Snape can has Dumbledore
Okey tell mee won fing:
Do it has cheezburgers?
Crookshanks knows the Dark Lord as returned
ZOMG – ware yer pantz go?!?! AIIEEEE!
Crookshanks can has gyant role in final moovie? No deth scene plzkthnx.
Crookshanks says “Plz spare mah person – Hermy – K Thx”
Teh cheezburgers iz peeples! IZ PEEPLES!!!!! *runs*
ummm… soylent cheezburgers…***droolz****
I’ve always thought it was pretty funny that when they made that into a movie they had to add in the whole turning people into food thing. It’s nowhere in the book.
and the ORIGINAL name of the book was??????
Maek Room! Maek Room!
Joo iz beetun meh bai un meenutts!!!!
Make Room! Make Room!
I bet mai hubby gots a copee… Himz liberree haz much obscureness…. Kinda liek minez, but differnt CATergoreez…
LOL, but sum books, we have 2 or 3 copeez of, each of us bot it, plus anudder copee for loanins. Funnee, nice, but 5000 books needz much roomz! Good fing nawt in PA, a bookstore owner wuz tole himz books in himz howse wuz a fire hazerd no matter whut… Eben stored nice on shelvses….
Wud u mean I r horcrux?
EEK! No smash kitteh wiv sword! Leeve peece uf soul insyde kitteh kthx!
(Nawt a spoyler, wuz in Book 6.)
For bes resultz, re-read book 6 befoar read book 7, prevent much whutness an confoozun!
Mee 2, kitteh! Evrebuddy wantz to tell.
Mee 2. Iz hopin 2 steel da book frum dad dis weeknd sew I can reedz it an not wurri bout spoylerz.
Ah is reeding tonite! woot!
omg i know that kitteh!! had playdate with MAH kitteh! I HAS A FAMOUS!!!
U iz grow nup cat – asplains y u luks azshamed to be cort reedin kitiez buks.
Harry Potter not just for kittehs!!!! OMG, is so much fun for adults too! I finished it already and started over at the beginning! I even cry a few times…. No worry, not gonna tell ya whai I cry.
I have way better ending for the book… Crookshanks has a litter of kittehs. When Voldemort attacks, he sees all the kittehs and suddenly melts into gooey mess. Voldemort’s power is nothing when matched against kitteh cuteness! LOLOLOL
No, no, no…
Voldy’s head explodes frum all da kyoot. no gooey mess. Just CHEEZBURGERS!! And den kittehs eat hims up.
Dees is bof full of teh WIN!
I call Jo in the mornin, k?
ZOMG! If we new Voldy wuz fulla cheezburgerz, der wooldena BEEN 7 books! We wooda eated him a looong tiem ago!
I half way fru, but needa read book 6 agin, then 7 agin, then maybe unnerstan.,….
no is want gooey mess. is want fluffy kittehs. loldymort turn into kitteh? is permanent animagus? is awsm.
u iz kleerlee ignernt uv gud litrchur. hp iz exlent gud en can haz vurree komplex plotz en ryting styul, speshlee az hp getz oldur.
Ya, I hope JK rites moar books, her ritingz haz much betterness in dis las book. She good storyteller, duzent hafta be HP for it to be a gud buk!
Plus aiz happee she so suksessfull now. Nice to see poor singul mommeez bekum 2nd mos riches womanz in worl!!!! (But will she giv me a car liek Opra duz?)
dethlie hallolos is not for behbeh kittehs. onli aftr u old nuf naut to hav nitemars u reed this buk. but i luved it. LUVED IT.
I bots u a book…but I readed it
Literate Cat sez: Pic wud be funnier wif akshual book.
I knowz it. Iz old pikture. In retro-spectz I wuld poze him betterz, but I no haz exceeeeleent camera for leet pikturez self.
So…hard…to…hold…in…
I red HP7 all thru on Caturday & luvd it & cudn’t talk to ennybody abowt it – 4tunitly my sis finushd it also & cald me Sunday an we wer on teh fone for an hower talking. But still tu menny havnt finishd it!!!! HURRY UP PEEPLES!!!!
*whew*
I be good. No spoilers.
mee tew Duffy. we get our books on caturday 12:45am, read and read and went to a wedding so no can read, den read and read and finished on Sunday. had to finish so no ones spoil it fur me on monday at werk.
(whispers) didncha luv the part where… and then… and oboy I neber saw THAT coming… and didcha cry when…
srsly.
o yes! dat was the bestest part! I also liked when he did the thing with the thing in the place with the person. that was great.
Ai’m reeding it RITE NAOW. Man, it’s got lots goin on awreddy… whew…
Mai mommi has been begging and begging meh to let her reed deh 7th book… butt she hazzn’t finishd reeding teh 5th OR 6th. She even tried to buy teh 7th herself. I’z told her “No. Bad Mommi. You has 2 b reeding teh 5th and 6th frist. Heer, I be nise and loaneded you mines. Naow starts reeding.”
She b mad at meh kause I wonts tell her wat happend in teh 7th oen. So she startd reeding it ysterdai.
She needs 2 b reeding fasterer tho. I’z b needing sumoen to diskuss it wif soon, or I’z be going krazy.
ur mommai be luckee she has so much lef to enjoy!!!!
She b a fast reeder, like me’s. Ifn she wud to be sitting daown and just reeds, she’d gets them doen inn just a few haors. Butt she be’s job-hunting, so it mite b awile.
I fink I see a noo topic 4 da lolfrenz yahoo grup! I reedz it twys furst weekend. (Nawt sleep much. Or do aneefing else.) Dyin 2 diskuss. Wuz so good!!!
I can has read it all thru Caturday when UPS man finally delivers it to mah howse, and can did finish it Sunday morn. Did not watch TV, almost didn’t get on internets that night. Mom can has her own copee, and we finished about same time.
I not reveel spoilrz. ‘Cept that someone dies.
Maibe kitteh thinkin of HAIRY Potter…
Defn’itlee Hairy PAW-ter…
I seed sumwun wearin a shirt liek dat. Hairy Pawter and the (somethin somethin)… sed stuff like “Dogwarts” and “FURmione GRRanger”. Dey wuz all dogz tho, not kittehs.
Kitteh will hit you wif Stupefying spell if you spoilz ending.
(Akshually, I fink one of my co-workers haz been hit with Stupefying Spell, she so dopey
Dat wud be “stoopy-fying” spell.
D’oh! Mebbe I haz been stoopy-fyed too and doesn’t knowz it?
mebbe she can haz memree modificayshun, lyke bertha jorkins!
I seez dead cheezburgerz.
Pleez to nawt b teling kitteh if his/her hero-kitteh Crookshanks halps Hairy defeat voldymort. Kitteh wants 2 reed teh book thereselfs.
Tho, mebbe teh kitteh’s hoomin shud keep a box of klenexes neerbai just in kase…
Oh hai…ummm dah dogg dunnea move no moar…wot? y u fink *AH* had somefin ta do wif eet???
You wanna noes? I tellz u.
NONONONO! *hands over ears*LALALALALALALALALALALA CANT HEAR U! CANT HEAR U! LALALALALA!
Hahaha.
Dat be meh wen mai bestest buddi tell’d meh she reed teh last chaptur (yup… JUST teh last chaptur) of her sistur’s Hairy Pawter book eeeeerli Caturday morning.
Dey awl goze to teh Graie Havens an gits on teh bote wiz Gandulf an Froado and teh Elvses and sayles awaigh to Valinor. But Boldemort turnz intu a yuge see serpint and nocks a hoal in teh bote and dey cink and tern intu mermades and mermens.
har dee har har.
I can has cheezburger? Pleez?
Hermonie and Hagrid DIE!
um, no!!!~ hez lyin.
u can has smack in da mouf. kthxbai
Totully fals and wy are yu called after birdsh*t anyway.
Play nise or go home.
Or mebbe not totully fals but stil play nise or go home.
Neener neener neener.
NEENER NEENER NEENER–duz dat meens you wants me to get da CaLiCos out agin? dat’s dere rallying call, rememember….
Kitteh’s name be “Pixel”. Sumbuddy bin readin’ Heinlein.
Can dis Pixelkitty walk thru walls, too?
I haz a Pixel kitteh. She iz little bitteh calico – luks lyke when you enlardge picktur 2 much an teh pixels gets blurry. Other kitteh wuz ROM.
I shud tak Pixel’s pickture wit 1 ov our many much luved Heinlein paperbaks.
Mostly he likes to walk into boxes and get stuck! He not so smrt.
This iz true. He are dumb kitteh. He wuz smrt for a babykitteh, but nevar got smrtr.
Alos, yes, named for Heinlein kitteh.
…but furst i gots to lern to REED! Dis may take awile…
I can haz lidderissy? PLZ???
hookd on fawniks werked fur mee.
O rly?!? No fence an ahl, but luk at ur spelins!
I spoil ennyway
Wilbur the pig is spared, but Charlot mus go away
Ahab dies trying to get moby dik
Da Grinch lerns Christmas doesn’t cum frum a stor
Rhett leves Scarlit
Jem and Scout lern Boo Radley not bad person
…and the cow jumped over the moon.
hahaha!
Darf Vader is Luke’s fadder.
Gandalf snuffs it but comes bakk awl wite an shiney.
Charlee inherits teh chokklit factree.
Heidi gets to go back to teh gotes and Gramfadder.
London survives teh blitz and Hitler gets dedded.
Bill Clinton DID has sessual relashuns wif dat woman.
The North wins
um, doc, dere’s lots ob folks who STILL won’t beleef DAT one….. (lots ob dem livin’ in our state, in fact…..)
Da Souf is gunna rize agin!
(At leese dats wut dey say. I iz nawt a Suvverner. I iz a prowd Westerner!)
I call Atlanta my home town. I know of what you speak. There is a whole story behind the remark actually. But I won’t bore you.
I lives in GA too. Stoopy rednex. DAT FLAG OUR HERITAGE!! I hangs meh suthren hed in shame.
Vader is Luke’s daddy??? @_@
DO NOT WANT!!!!
Oh, and dat gurl in Da Crying Game? She a guy. No, srsly.
And teh Titanic sanked. So dere!
OH NOES! Spoylerz iz bad nuuz! Whan ah and mah loldogs red HARREH POTTAH!, we sitz in bed all nights and cry and laugh and wonder why moldyvort dun get rogaine like eeeevri1 ilse!
Hmm…he has a high voice, no hares an his eyezes r all mest up.
I can has stareoyds?
Hairy, Ron, and Hermyohnee all dieded…plz dont kill meh, I’z jest kidding.
An Sigfreed dies and goes on a funural pyre and HE burns up and Brunhilda rydes her hors into the fyur and SHE burns up an Valhalla ketches on fyur an IT burns up an all the gods die an THEY burn up an then teh Rhine rises up an fluds everthing an the Rhinemadens take the gold back so after twenny hours of operuh there yu are right back wher it all startud.
I’m not making this up, you know.
LOL!
..and tanks fur savin me teh time of sittin thru it! Wud rather be reeding Hairy P, enyways.
unless ur Expectin sumwhun taller, den teh endin be diffrents.
Um, is Tom Holt book. Has animals in it, too. Am I the only one who read it?
Iz awesome book. Much awesome. Glad sumone else lieks it two ^_^
Dis is wy I perfers tu lissen tu operys in teh orijinul langwij dat I doan’t unnerstan, cuz teh myoozic is suplyme but teh storys is stoopit.
You can has rememberd Alberich?
Anna Russell for WIN!
ZOMG! Drektly frm Hairypawter to Wagner to Anna Russsl–wow!
an elmer fudd sing: Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, da da da dummmm
i assidently readed teh endin at forums.facepunchstudios.com and now i’z not so intristed in reedin it
should have put this up on the 21st
Crookshanks wants to know: “Can I has mah own sevyn buk serz noew dit arree putta is over?”
Kitteh, don spoil neu Simpsons mauvie for mee! I haz a ticket. Ticket, I haz it.
How dis? Homer duz sompin stoopit, Marge iz soul of probity, Lisa finds a solushun and Bart pisses off the establishment. Den evrybody drinks Duff. Teh End! Teh Simpsons! I has it.
Ikludin Lisa and Bart drinkin da Duff. I gots a promo Homer Simpson bottle opener that sayz “Mmmmm, beer”
Acktually, not qwite rite dis time…Homer duz sompin stoopit, but hez the won who fixes eet. Gud mew-vie! Two pawz up!
no lols! Kitteh not want child book! child buks are for childs! Kitteh wantz chzbrgrz.
k no spoilers kitteh. but srsly tho, i haz readded teh litterachur of teh HP n it r gd! i even missed teh cheezburger fur it! i r b sleepin teh day awai on teh couch.
owh k here r ending:
harreh steels voldys cheezburger n voldy dies. teh end!
Kitteh duz pitchus
Storree abowt a Kitteh
huu runz Famillee
Hewmin famillee
Awii shaypz an syzez. Kitteh
yoozez Mynd Kawntroll
Soff furr an beeg Iezs
Throw in a melodok purr
It maykz Millyunz!
Jack.
I knowes dis kitteh!
Pixel r teh bestest kitteh in teh world!
Sumday mebbe i rites ichc spoof of Hairy Pawder, wif teh Order of teh Felix fiten off Loldemort and his Two Feeters.
Can’t wait fur teh sequel!
Are many interesting that everybody being thinking from Harold Potner. Are no book in picure, no way from tell what book volume kittee wants read himself.
Too many Harold Potner on the brain, I is think.
Also to say, I is agree; I is hating to bee readed at. Pleh!
Okey u kan looeks at mah book, but doan u loze mah playse! An it gots bee bak in liberrey in ten dayse. Okey?
Moriarty kills Sherlock… wait i’m only about 500 years too late, aren’t I?
HARRY MARRIZ HAGRID AND THEY HAS A DAUGHTER
While you are at read it to me!
U no can haz harry potter sevhun if yoos keep tellin’ all teh spoilerz.
Hi.
Good design, who make it?
Dumbledore is gai!
Want original pic, sans caption, plzkthnx
noohhhhhhh u fool. crookshanks wants sirius, cept sirius b killed by da ceiling cat.