DO NOT WANT
we has to shine some light on da hello kitteh humanilation system… lol. poor gai.
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Hello, kitteh!
Kitteh sez NO THX BAI!!!!!1!
lies !!! all lies !!! everyone wants hello kitty !!!
um… u shoor bowt dat? kitteh not lukkin 2 happee… unless da i-killz-u-nao luk on her faec iz bcuz she’z spotted a tastee chzburgr on da floor.
she’s being coy – secretly she’s thinking “OMG I can’t BELIEVE how lucky I am !!! I am NOT WORTHY !!!” ;o)
*snort*
But I has to sai…
I has never seen a cat fink it iz nawt wurthee.
Iz not every cat wants to be Hello Kitteh? Iz like ppl wanting to be Superman, no?
Don’t wanna dress up 4 picktur day. Iz Tomboi (tomkitteh) wanna ware mah overahlls!
kitteh bears unfortunate rezembel tu Barbra Streisand in Funny Girl.
iz not ur fawlt, kitteh, dey maeds u do it.
Tatum Oneill in Paper moon oscar!
OMG, you’re right. And look how well *that* turned out.
kitteh has such a u-die-in-ur-sleep luk in hiz eiz. lol
Yes!!!
Goodbye, kitteh!
nonono
hyooman: hello kitteh !
kitteh: goodbye hyooman! *KILLZ IN SLEEP*
Kitteh noes he is verra handsum, in spyt of teh silleh hatt.
Kitteh is stylin in dah bow hat wit dah flashy strypies!
Goodbye, hyoomin! Iz outta here!
Hello, hello kitteh!
ohnlee in asia…when i was in korea they hads the cutest animal clothes…can’t waits to have a pet of my own!
curs ma lack uv unposable eerz!
Aww… it looks so cute and so upset at the same time. My cats would NEVER let me dress them up like that. I like the pink bow!
Kitteh “Pleh!”z Dress Up
Allreddee haz kloathz taht arz
nebber owt uv style
Dawllee kloathz hab itch
Rubz Kitteh’z fur t3h rong way
So duz Kross~Dreessing
Kitteh Noat 2 Self
“Destroy Sillee hat an kloathz
wyle Liddle Wun sleepz!”
Jack.
Toadallee!!!
nao wherz ma missin matchng mittinz?
i hayt ths hat
My revenge. Let me show you it. In your shoes.
WIN!!1!
thank you *blushes*
Jus resently saw this at http://www.hellokittyhell.com wear dere is also DAWG in this… wuz laike OMGBBQ!!! O_O
Awww, kawaii boi kitteh… PLEH!!!
http://www.amazon.com/Hello-Kitty-Remarkable-Billion-Phenomenon/dp/0470820942/ref=cm_rss_rev_title0
Book on HK marketing, implies (truthfully?) that HK is the Wal-Mart of Japan now…
For more fun:
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty
GREAT satirical article about HK’s ‘history’…
And finallee, we joke abowdit, but reelee, here it is! Toadallee NSFW or kids!
http://www.jmate.com/features/article_3.html
Oh my!
After the article in Bizarre, I don liek HK even a liddle ne moar! (a couple killt a gurl, cut her up an hid her in a big ol HK doll… HK will nebber tell… She haz no mowf an she mus screem!!!)
hello kitty IS the ource of all benevolent goodness in the universe, and don’t you forget it – I know cause I’m looking at my hello kitty glitter snow dome/ paperweight right now
now DAT esplains a lawt.
Im still thinking of getting a hello kitty tattoo on my ass – even now
LOLWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good lord, man. Whew! *wipes away tears*
kitteh butt!!
Keep on thinkin, Butch, that’s what ur good at
A fren gib me a HK vibrator 4 birfday oncet… I not yoos it 4 it’s intended purpose (ahem) but is displayed prowdly in libbing rume. Peepl say, “aww, wut a kyoot HK… um… wayt… WTF… is dat wut ai tink it is???” and I laff.
DO WANT
Oh my…a vibrator in the libbing room…I can jest imagine inviting ma momma over, an watchin her eyezes get bigger an bigger…
..dat is, if she nowed wut she were lukkin at…
I haz frend wif tattoo of HK yoozing her pwn vibrator. Iz vry ineproprate, but funee!
4REEL!>!>! thats a hilreeus tatz. helloe k-k-k-k-k-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y haz a flickr?
An if ur momma knowed wut it wuz, UR eyez wd git real big!
mommaz no LOTZ mor dan u tinks..how u tink u gotz hear in da furs plase?
Tank Gawd uv kittehs is Caturday amorrow! No hats for cats!
Maybe dis pitcher taken on Haturday?
Couldn’t figure out why these didn’t look right. Aha! Kitteh has MOUTH!
I’m afraid my wife will want this if she sees it. She may even use it on the cat….
i can haz names pls?
i gots new foster kitteh today. he 3 months old. he need new name. now calls “carbon.” name no gud.
his pitchur iz heer http://frogboots.blogspot.com/
halp namez him?
kthxbai
hello kitteh unhappyz mode.
Dun worry kitteh, evn with teh stoopid hat, u still look vry deestingooished
Run, kitteh, run!!!1!!1!!!
annoyed kitteh sez “Hello Kitteh? iz moar liek Hell NO! kitteh…i wil haev blud fur dis outraej, blud i tells u”
Mai diggity. Canz I havz it back plz? kthx bai.
Wulay wu snorgle aweck mwa?
hahhaha
Iz nawt eben Crismas!
Where kitteh’s eyz? Just seein blak holes! Ey fink shud be in Hairy Pawter story… DeathEater!
well i thot u luved meh
thot owr luv wuz reel
den u put meh in dis costoom
bebeh, hao u fink dat maeks meh feel???
i got dem
hoomilliated kitteh blooz
yeah i got nuffin left ta looz
fink i’ll go poop in ur shooz…
Bravo! Nothing short of brilliant!
Why fanku! Wuz inspyrd by Caturday.
Also by Lady Ice. Wen I red ur comment I reelized shooz rimed wif blooz n it wuz lyk a hol noo wurld opend up. Mai epifanee… let me show u it.
will u sine mah puppeh?
o yes, if onlee i cud has opposable thumbz…
I’m not sure if I’m honored or disturbed that I’ve inspired someone….
too late and too tired for lolcatspeek.
Most cats think Hello Kitty is a total sellout.
LIES !!! ALL LIES !!! ;o)
I cunfess!
Me do same to mah kitteh Twerp (1982-1999 – sweet, precious, best friend) – Twerp be “cow cat” – purty white fur with big black spots.- like Holstein cow. Twerp be vry, vry bootiful. Mom luv to put nice green velvet bow on neck. Matched Twerp’s bootiful green eyes. Twerp – “NO WANT!” Nebber could get pikture of Twerp’s “outfit” – She mak bad face – pleh! & pull ribbun bef4 Mom could get picture.
Mom hav many othr piktures ob her best, best, kitteh friend & will nebber forget Twerp. But Mom still wish she hav piktur of her sweet kitteh with nice green velvet bow tho’.
Momma why why WHY u do dis to me?
BUT MAAAA! I duuna wanna be Hello Kitty!
I wanna be KEROPPI!!!
kitteh sez “ai doan caer if ai hass ta dryv acrawss countree in a nappee wiv a hammer an a garbidj bag . . . . ai doan caer if ai has to blaym it on WMD an yooraneeum u aint gawt . . . . ai doan caer if ai haz ta preten that glowbel wurming iz a gud ting . . . i iz definitlee gonna mayk orfinz ov ur children.”
My revengance. Let me show you it.
In many detail!
}:-)
i luff hello kitteh, butt dis is being too mutch. :/ poor, poor kitteh.
oh kitteh in teh kitteh hat
noes sumpin srsly wrong wid dat
Is lookin wid teh abjekt eyz
At awl teh watchin Cheezburg guyz
O kanchu feel teh soul in pain?
“Teh hat iz sqeezin on mah brain
My humanz think it kute an sweet
Til in dere shoes I leev a treat.”
My shame. Let me show u it!
yakko warner sez, “hellooooooooooooo kitteh!”
animaniacs ftw!
AI IZ BERETED AAALIIIIIVE!!!!
Seriouzly……
Uz can make da purrrtiez kitti luk frumpy
brenda dickson’s kitteh sez: “HELLOOO, Welcome 2 my nightmaer!!!”
“Be it yer hed or yer paws, u two can haz a fashun!”
I doan now why u sez hello,
kitteh sez GOODBYE!!
*mrrrroooaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn—-hissssssssssss*
LOLz Kitties I love them!
Zsa Zsa Gabor kitteh:
Maavelouz, daaling, simplee Maavelouz littl pink bow!!!
Wy stoopy peepls not let catz be ther own selfs???? White kitteh so beyooteous an elegant – leev alone! If yu wanna dress sumthin up, go get a dawggeh. They like to be dress up so they can preten to be peeples.
NO!!! do not rub the LOLshunz awn thare skin neeber.
This are prove J. Lenovitch right: nothing are more worser than dressink up animals. Are the pleh of all plehs!
Oh hai. U noe gud lolyer?
I is serious kitteh, not cute drezz up kitteh!
I saw a clip of this yesterday on Japanese TV. They were putting that hat on a bunch of cats
.
Translated from English into Mandarin Chinese and then back to English:
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
In mai howse iz two kittehs. Wun wood ware da outfit did I pet him and tell him “Ur a gud kitteh!”. Udder wun wood wurk fer mai downfall. Srsly.
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