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And the world is more peaceful with LOLcats in it!
Aye this lolcat has mai <3. May awl beeings can has kittehs bliss.
omg!
thats a fat LOLcat!
I wantz to rub hiz tummee fur luk!!
Wub mah belly 4 gud luk
rub mah hed fr smarts.
Ur zen. I haz it.
OHMRLY?
Win!
cuz he folows the path of right cheezburger.
I can has enlitenmint?
but remember, i a kitteh: i can has entitlement?
Dah paf to enlitement is pafed wif cheezburger. You lern kwiklee, Grisshopr!
See, dat’s wut I wuz sayin yestidai! Also napz r kee 2 reechin nirvanna. U fink kitteh’s nappin, but rly he’z in deep meditayshun.
Ommmmmmmmm…
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
Ommmmmmmmm…
Rubbuinz Budha Kitteh iz good lukz.
Monorail Cat has transcended
now no seekret howeh monorail kat be moovuns: eesturn spirit toolsum.
i laughed really, very clever, my cats didnt get it , though. i tried explaining , but they get so agravated when i try to change them,,,,,,
Dude, that looks exactly like Korin from Dragonball/DBZ. Where’s Kami an ah needs sum senzu beans!!!
meeOOOOOWWWWMMMMM
you wanna reely flip out da kitties?
Do dat out loud….OOOOMEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Ears go back, eyes get big.
Is dang funny.
Om mani pat me hum
it rly wrks to releve stres. tri it wif me….
om mani padme hum…
it also drivs awy pepol. les pepol les stres.
Oh many, pat my tum.
marsh-mellow cat is mellow..
Boodah kitteh has templ? No wonder he iz at peice wif da wurld!
I are serious cat.
This is serious meditashunz.
All ur religeus idulls r belong to us
ok.. i stop now…
bored at work again.
enlightened cat is enlightened.
Hahahaha… I loves it!
Nirvanah… I has it.
( yeah i noes dat be hindu but whaddahell…look at teh happee face)
Awl pafs leed to Gawd.
Awl pafs leed to cheezburger!
Awl paws leed to snorggling
iz booddhist
Check out dah Buddhist term dat is close to dah same spelling:
nivarana [niivara.na]: Hindrances to concentration — sensual desire, ill will, sloth & drowsiness, restlessness & anxiety, and uncertainty
Sounds like A.D.D. kitteh
so.. buddist nivarna altho spellink is close Buddist nivarana is teh lazee hornee slob.
Noh, is teh kompleat an totul remuuvul of all Hindrncez to konsuntration. Bekoming won wif knoledge.
vewwy Spuritual, vewwy Zen.
This is apparently taken on the isle of Enoshima, near a temple area where there are lots of wild and feral cats. The white arch leads to a tram that goes up the mountain.
Tram leads to cheezburger?
so transcendant kitteh lukkin fur ascendance fur to git him sum nirvanaburgers?
dis kitteh luks like ‘es wearin’ a caller… mebe ‘es not wild?
I lufs this kitteh, best picture eveh!
Awww, buddah kitteh, I wish I waz so peaceful. Today not gud. Missunderstandings all ovah dah place becauze of neu Simpsons meowvie. Mah feelings gots a bit hurt. Iz stupid, but still…
Rebecca — I unnerstans. 2dai b vrey bad dai on mah end 2. Let’s goe owt fur sum kaluha an creems!!! Juss put ‘um in a dysh an let us b lappeng dem up!!!
Dai will b bettur vrey suun.
I soree u has bad dai mah fren. lap lap teh katula!
it’ll kil teh payn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crej0tV1H64
DAT IS TEH PHUNNIE!! I goin to watch allus dem noaw fanku!!!
YAY!!! U had a puppet up moment!! Feel the hand of funneegawd, put yer hand oawn the mawniter, go with it naow – thee bandicoot poopz foar thee….
mmm, sowndz delishis. i needz sum too…
Tanks cat butt squirrel butt…day gots lots bettur when I finallee sawed da Simpsons mewvie. Verrah funneh–didn’t sees much of teh black kitteh Snoball, but wuz gud mewvie jus da same.
(Lol cat speak makes me want to start typing in French, for some reason!)
Yanno what da Buddhist sed to hot dog vendor? “Make me one wif everyfing”.
I be here all week, folks, you iz a great audience! K thxs bai.
OMG dat is my FAVRIT JOKE EBER!!!!1! Srsly. K, fur da last 12 yeers ennyway.
Ya ya, I noes. Esplains a lot huh? I alreddee sed I iz silly.
I iz so happee u noes da joke 2, Dustbunny. Iz so wunnerflee bad dat itz grate. I go bak 2 tastee bevragz nao.
My bad jokes, let me tell you them
Afterwards da Buddhist was expecting change back from what he paid over the price of the hot dog vendor, but the vendor reminded him that change comes from within! kthxbai!
OMB!! TAT iz troolee Hilary ass.
enlightened cat is enlightened
I’s trying to thinks on buddha kitteh emoticon. . can’t theenk. . but must has!!
;-{D
>q<
w__w
WTFS!
(^\./^)
(^.^)
( \ . / )
? (curious catt butt) ! (happy catt butt)
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Buddah cat iz at peece wiff teh werld cuz Buddah cat noe has peece ov sheet ibook laptop dat keaps crashung soe dat Buddah cat cannot git updayted rezumay owt 2 dose hoo b askung fur it.
Buddah cat suun will b invisabull to mah as I’s b frowing mah laptop aginst deh wall! An I hoep it herts! (deh laptop, not meh!!)
But tink of teh pore wall! Doan make inosent baistandr klatral damage, dass bad karma!
Hopes u gets rezumay owt sum way!
Oh Noes!! dat no good bees!!! so swy dis be happinin to you…
How bout sending all rezumay stuf to U own self,,inna Email,,,den goin to lyberry,,, or a frenz,,,and doin it fum der??? Maybe??? jsut an ideer… duno if dat be wrkin 4 U or not,,, gib it a tot,,,plz?? an Lux to you,, in your searchinz,,,,
Po’z Ma were not wrkin for three fargin years!!! Seems too many Ppl not wanting older huumanz to be wrkin fer dem… grrrrrr…..Wrkin now tho,,, for 2 yrs…. i rub mah Po’z bella,,, n got da job…. lolz…
Member dat kittah dat says, “Hang in Der” form da treez??? iz leik dat sum daiz…
We b thinkin for you hard!!!
U smart! Dat CBSB be meh fren(well u ALLLmah fren) But I nevah wudda thot of dat!!! But den agin I has teh stoopy. But I nawt stoopy lil ho!
Joo gets crapcleaner program, it free, it help pooter run beddar!
Poor CBSB! Heer, hav sum katula. *pours*
Gud eye-deeahs all!! Fanx!
I gits sew uptite wen I has 2 due fings lyk luk fur jahb. I mean, DO NOT WANT jahb in furss playss — y need 2 luk fur anudder wun?
fur bying cheezbrgrs wif of corse!
Balance. I haz it.
My mantra…let me show you them.
Eben do I tink dis kitteh haz photoshop aieez, still lurve him!
http://www.designtoscano.com/jump.jsp?itemID=2148&itemType=PRODUCT
Own yur own!!
I got klorine in eyez so i cant seez. Plz don’t teaz
korin cat sits at korin tower
Draygon ball refrense ftw!!! Glad I not teh only wun 2 tink dat. XD
Errrr
Cant go temple
Jus et mows
Broak fast ov Saint Cat
There iz Fushimi Inari! I goed there!
O damn, I bleenked. Wayt, u taeks pikshur agen plz.
wizdim kitteh sez ‘monk hoo go thru ayrplane door sidewaze going to Bangkok’
Luvvlee warm Sun Lyte
surrowndz t3h jentil breez. Whut
moar cud Kitteh want?
Grayssfull ellegance
Eeben at rest, Kitteh is
a flooid sawlid
Whiskerz awn t3h breez
dipz an fluttur while Hewminz
taykz mennee picktyoorz
Jack.
Dear Issa (or Basho, I get them mixed up),
I and my felids love “flooid sawlid”and your haiku. This one would also be good in regular English. I read/recite poetry to my cats. They love it as well christmas carols and low notes on the piano. Hope you also write in English. Keep writing.
Noor and Pansy’s Mom
Hi felidz:
Try this link to another site where I post Poetry and Haiku in English:
http://forum.ableminds.com/go?8@771.UJUnav05iJl.1668746@.893e51a0
Just type my name in the Search window in the upper left corner for my link list. Then click on whatever suits you.
Jack.
sifu kitteh sez ‘u too will bekum at wun wiv da wurld wunss ai teech u mai fyve poyn palm eksploding hart tekneek. Iz :::POIT::: wivout ekwal.’
Boodah Kitten sayz Nah mah Stay.
i can has unkapshund vershon for wallpaper? pls k thx ^_^
Original pix: http://wbm.freedompcrepair.com/Temp/bc1132714245498.jpg
Wud teh hai kw Jake.
k thx bye :]
Iz pharteded
awww….vat is the meaning of life masteh???
Buddahkitteh orders from street vendor:
Make me 1 wid evrythin……
No foolin me – dis Budda kitteh is thinkin baaad thots. Abowt biting birdehs, and rollin in flowurs, and clawin up teh tatami mats. He smirkin.
“I iz contomplatiink the Oneness of Two.”
Sry kittee, are Oneness of Tao.
Or the Tao of Meow.
i can has peese liek this, i can be happiez
Love your site! Makes me want to go get a real lolcat of my own!
–Stef
I’z meditatingz.
Dis kitteh is boddhisatva (I no gud at spell dat wurd). Iz boodhist fur angel.
is bodhicatva kitteh!
Riiiight……isn’t that a Shinto shrine?
Oh, what a Buddhafully peaceful cat!
dis cat look like Maneki Neko, japineze good luk cat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneki_Neko
wat kinda kitteh iz it? iz japuhneez bobtail or wha?
thr iz no chzbrgr cuz i has a 10 it.
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mmm…chessburger while meditating nice treat
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Eet sure beetz maneki neko!!!
It be all teh kitteh rage, nom relaxashun. Garenteed fluffeh stomach in just 5 seconds!