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Oooh…dis Miss Havesham kitteh. Creepeh.
WIN fro dikkens ref. named pip? NOT WANT!
sAm:) :0
And I’m not just the president of Kitteh Combover; I’m also a client!
HAHAHAHA!
i can imagine donald kitteh sayin’ — cheezburger, u ar lazy and stupid just like rosie
I stold the Don’s toope.
Not so great akshully.
it not quality at all.
I can has hair club for kittens?
In Soviet Russia, a bad toupee is still a bad toupee.
ha ha! In Soviet Russia, toupe wares joo?
How many times we gonna see tha stupit Sobyet Yunion joke?
Iss still borin.
Only until the ironic sofa takes over.
Besides, it’s an ongoing joke that binds us all together. Think of it as Soviet Unification.
lolz!
sumbuddee get da kampfyr goin, n get da akoostik gitar, n we cn awl sing sillee lolcat sawngs tugevver… “Iiiin Soooviet Uuuuuunyuuun… da looooooooolcats lol at uuuuuuuuuuuuuuusss…”
K, mebbe nawt. *ahem*
Noes, i likes it…keep goin’!
iz to toon uv “Gib Peas A Chans”. but u cud probly tell dat.
i onlys play agnostic gitar.
(or at lees das how i reddit wen u seddit.)
Win!
Enkore! Enkore!
If no “in Soviet Russia” jokes, I no hav us fur half my spensive edumacation. Wuz Dubl Major: PoliSci (specilisn in USSR) and EngLit. Not uzin dat 1 much ether.
Soviet Russia jokes is oldie but goodie. I never gets tired of dem.
In Soviet Russia, loljokes tell you!
DMarie, yur PoliSci majur majikly morphphed into history majur.
hey everybuddy, here’s the blog DR used to link to when he was harassing people back in april, when we were asking to have him blocked – come see what a sad, pathetic little man he is.
http://www.tv.com/users/Lokar/history.php?pg_user_reviews=1
duz u reely needs to drejj dat up?
yeah. I’m reaching that point, and am sure others are too
Sownz liek hez a “complete waste of time”.
Iz onlee playce he post on tv.com? LZR!!!
him has opposable thums? or him just opposable?
In Soveet Russha, naysayrs r xiled to Sybeeria … nevr tu be hurd frum agin.
we should be so lucky.
Mebbe nawt send naysayers, but send executive branch to sibeeria? plz? I’m shoor we’d be PRIVILEDGED to send dem!!!
In Soviet Russia, spam trolls you! :p
In America, Soviet Russia jokes are TEH PHUNNIE!!!
wehr did dey staret? i doant alweys gets dem.
I not shure… but dere is a soviet russia lolpic ’bout a bukkit. It here somewhere.
where DID they start? M, get the wayback machine…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal
(In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia looks up you !
tanks us, dat bery hepfliul
i love this webiste!
Mah toopay…is kompleetly nacheral lookin an foolz everywun.
o is a toopay? i dint kno
comb-over cat has ratty (or mousie?) comb-over
but it still trumps Trump!
tribble toupe totally trumps trump toupe!
Tay dis free tymes fast, plz?
can has harblz
“Has anyone seen the Swiffer?”
“Ask the cat.”
lolz! so true…
Ah koffed up a harbl, ahm, jest not shure whar it went. Doo u know?
(Damn you, pesky errant comma. Be gone with you.)
Lisa, don worry bout comma, I reads it as like koffed up harbl, uhm, jest not sure etc…
I think it werks
mah perfekshunism, let me show you it
ma perfekshunism is bedder than urs.
oh noes!
pedantix shodown!
mah perfecshunism wif ur native langwitch r even bettar!
Pleez to not emptee slikker brush on hed. Kthanxbai
Dang breez
Mah haer iz jus soo har tu handl in dis wever
Mah revenje…..yoo chall kno eet.
kitteh i tink ur baybee got stuk on ur hed
A dingo ate mai babeh!!!!
No silly, teh babeh gotz stuk on ur hed . . .
i lold
Kitteh Kome~Ober
luukz reelee sillee. Kitteh
iz farr frum amewwzd
Dissgussted Kitteh
gawt Dawnuld Trummp’z bad 2pay
Iz plawtteeng reebenje
Kitteh shoold cheer up
Coold beez Kaptin Kirkz’ bad hayr
Nawt enuff 2 comb
Jack.
(Man sings)
Real men of genius.
(Impressive voice over guys says)
Today we salute you, Mister really bad toupee wearer.
(Man sings)
Mister really bad toupee wearer.
(Impressive voice over guys says)
YOU THINK IT LOOKS GOOD, BUT IT COULDN’T LOOK WORSE IF IT HAD A CHIN STRAP!
(Man sings)
Looks like a harbl!
i luvs dese comershuls!
“Off you go to the golf course, swaying in teh breeze!”
(swaying in the breeeeeze…
“can I use your toaster…”
“Yes, I do have junk…in my trunk!”
80 SPF Sunblock Weeeeearer!
total win!
You iz going toupee for dis!
WIN!!!! All teh burgerz foar teh punnie!
Dis kitteh musta got behind mah couch.
Ummmmm
mmmhhhmmmm.
yeah.
A dust bunnee rolled owt frum under mah bed teh udder day, an it wuz so big, I thot “Where did that new kitteh come from?”
I had one go flyin off mah ceiling fan teh udder nite,I was reedin an it landed on me……
AAAIIIEEEEE A BUG!!! GETITOFFGETITOFF!
Oh wait…heheh I needz to dust!!
Yu ar lak mah shorter sistur – I goes to her howse and seez floo-floo on top of her frij, an she sez, “Yu seez it – yu dustz it.”
Ooo, gud lyn, I has to uze dat wun.
oh, i lyke dat wun. must remembers it
I puts my head into candy floss masheen. Peach flavur.
OOh! I nebber thot of doin that at teh carnible! Kewl!
Well – kinda stikky, akshully.
an wen u goes to teh countee fair, the cows try to lik ur hed.
Not so grate.
u noes dis frukm piersinaol espierence?
Mmmmm, I lick you very much!
I hopes dis kitteh wuz tellin itz harrdressur “UR FIRED”
no kiddin
No kitten.
Tooks me minnutz to gets this.
I iz the top. Teh top show. Teh top kitteh. Teh top real eztate venturez. I iz the top. Did I mention I r the topz?
“It ken be Flok uf Seaguls tahym nao?”
I know I’d ran, ran so far away – from that hair…
PS: have you seen what the lead singer looks like now?
some people age well, others – not so much
purhapz u recall mai husbind, a dashing gray tom wif green toupe?
Dey callz him pothead kitteh?
Toupee Cat…needs an adjustment
Wut u meen i fel sleep unner tha haer driere?
FLASH BAK KITTEH!
“Dint I juss heer dis lass weak?” CBSB
Nao art imitaytin mah lyf! At leass lolcats b imitaytin mah lyf!! Dat evin bettur.
This is the funniest submission I’ve ever seen. I’m in tears.
lololol dat rulz!!
It doesn’t look as thinning as the Trumps.
Grizabella kitteh sings
“memmmmm-reeeeeee
aw alone in te moooooon liiiiiiite
I cn tink of teh ode daaaaaaaays
it wus boootyful deeeennnnnnnnn”
Are it toopay, or teepee?
No, kitteh, U iz rong!!!! I’z FRIED!!! LOL!
twopay or no twopay, dis iz vry byootifull kitteh. wud laik 2 snorgl.
big lol
Ok. I so resemble this picture.
Hey! Donald Trump kitteh! EAT MY SHORTS!!!
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