So … much … purple …
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you’re soaking in it
I think sauron may have had something to do with this
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/7.html
either that, or it’s an explosion in a lesbian factory
Bebe hobbit duz nawt want baftiem, plz!!!!
Lezbeenz R teh purrpull wunz??? Dey nawt poyzen, tho!
Plus, dat pussee iz tto skayeerd to bee lezbeen pussee….
notty notty B
OMG, teh Red Hats hav their own bathrum decor … run away! run away!
“kwik!!! te littl man in te rowboat, he’ll sayv uz”
Notty notty TINA!
wayt.
dem cans has factree??
I thot they wuz born, not made.
still going with the ‘explosion in a lesbian factory’ here – we’ve got the overflowing purple and one of the cats, offscreen are the other nine cats, some birkenstocks, a couple of flannel plaid shirts and a pile of ani difranco CD’s, plus a Uhaul…
maybe it’s just an explosion in a lesbian joke factory? ;o)
yeh, teh joke factry…cuz as a profeshunle lesbeen, i can tells u my libbing room is green, we akshully has not a single cat, i got rid of teh last flannel wen i moved souf, an teh only birkinstocks r mah partner’s chef clogs.
Not shur bowt teh ani difranco CD…mite haz wun of dem aroun sumwares.
Teh UHaul, dough…yeh, well, we did kinda fall into that joke, i admit!
wayt.
u cans be lesbeen perfeshinuly??
wayt wayt. not to be answring dat.
asks a scary kweschun… >;)
it hepped Ellen De Generous
an Rosie (sorta)
wayte a minnit…flartus iz gurl? seemz rong in mai hed.
i’z haf lezbeein, an ai kin speek fer my gurlfren en me dat we haz no purpul in da howse (cept fer labendur kleener) and onlee teh asseptubul ‘mownt ov kittehs (dat’s 2).
Ah get such edumacaschun heer! Shud haff ICHC profilez mebbe so ah kan keepz joo all strate…sry Flartus no punin’ intended! =D
One of my friends in vet school had a shirt that said “Nine out of ten cats prefer lesbians.”
Don’t know if it is true tho….. Have not polled the kitties.
we l’s cn havz kittehs an purple an birkenstox an books an knittin an classicl mewsic an pretty thingz an everythingz! noe stereotypes rquird.
“my mother made me a lesbian.”
“if i give her the yarn, will she make me one?”
Halp me, Madge!!!!
HALP!!!
De purple be EATIN ME!
Halp! da perpul be stealin mah purr!
tee hee, lsd kitteh!
HALP! it eatz me!!
and woe befalls the tiny kitten as the large purple amorphous blob begins to slowly devour it’s prey. we watch, as nature takes it’s course.
Iyeeks! Dat reminz me uv da ting in da Bachman booooks…
“Do you love?”
I skeeered to look at oilee watur fur yeeeerz!!!!! Also wooden floatin rafts in lakes!
do not want!
oh! dat wuz a teevee ting! umm…tayles from da kript? i kant stand woodin rafts or oylee wadder eedur!
dey maed it into a teevee show?! omg fer scary. teh short storee was scary enuf fer me. i can still envishun teh d00d who took liek an hour to get sucked down fru teh knothole. *shiver*
Oh gudnezz B! Ah fawt ah waz onlee wan!!! Ah dinnea eben lyke dah pool wen it mayde bubbles frum dah jetz frum bein turned awn! Wud jump outtah dah pool n mommeh be lyke: “WTF matter wif u child?!?!” (jeis Italian fambly hehe)
oh noes! kitteh has fallen prey to purple prose!!
OMG comment for teh win! Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest = <3
dat lrge AMORfuss blog–ooops I meenz blob–iz a breast, btw
LOL, perfekt snarky PMS one-liner.
Errrmmm… WHICH amorfuss blob????? Or all of it? Dat ladee needz doktor, kwik!!
HALP!!! BARNEE HAZ ME!!!!!!!
i lub u. u lub me. we a happee famblee . . .
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
But first, slap some antlerz on his hed and send him into the woodz during November.
I is hopink you am meanink Blarney, not poor liddle kittee.
BAARNEE EEETZ SOOOOULZZ!!! kik him in nutz, twist hed an run, run, RUUUUUUUNN!!! . . . . . . . *ahem* . . . . . . .o. . . iz that the tyme?. . . musst b going. . . . *ahem*. .. .. .. :::POIT:::
loljinx!
wif a grayte big nom en a krunch from me to yoo
wont yoo sayz ai kin eet yoo?
I hatez u. U hatez me. Let’s hang Barnee frum a tree…
Heehee! We did, wuns! A fren wuz having birfday, himz gurlfren sez, we needa get him a pinata!
We in SCA, an himz birfday onna war weekend. I say, yesh, let’s put cloven froot in it! Much WIN!
So gurlfren breengz pinyata for me to hide in mai tent. IT WUZ A BARNEE!!!! EEEEKKK!!! So I wakes in da midl ov nite wiv Barnee looming over me – MUCH YIKES!!!
But we made da clovend froots (owee thumz!) an filld Barnee wiv clovend froots an candeez for yunger playerz.
We went aroun tha caps an made annowncings of a Barnee hanging, bring yer own implements of beating to beat the Barnee. (One ladee showed up wif her slave an a whip, we laffed!)
We hangs up da Barnee from convenyent neerby tree, and soon a HEYOOJ crowd gatherz wiv sticks and rattan an stuff.
Dat pinyata was STRONG! We beated it an beated it, finlee it started giving up da ghost. Firs tha tayl flew off, Birfday boi hung it on da wall in himz office later! Den Barnee wuz hangin by himz wire hanger trakea! We beated him more and he gave up clovend froots an candeez!
We had such fun!!!
House Anthrax sez “PERIL!”
Like saying are said; SCA meanz Sociaty for Creeativ ANARCHY.
or, in keeping wif teh diskushin above…
“i lubs her,
she lubs me,
ho-mo-sess-u-al-i-tee!”
dis nots wurk saem way fr meh. i tryd.
well, it cud werk enyways u wants…i lubs he…dey lubs me…u stroke me…
human sess-u-al-i-tee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee…
OK. I keeps tryin.
iz nawt relevunt coz barnee reproduks bai poopin
a pal of mine was at the gym the other day, in a purple shirt and shorts (I know – what the h3ll? the fact that he looks more or less like tim mcgraw made it even weirder) and I was like “let me guess – barney slept over and you grabbed his clothes by mistake?”
r u shur he’s not a lesbeen?
He looks like Tim McGraw and you let him wear clothes???
LOL!!!
oh, don’t rub it in. if I could pry this one away from his guy, I would. they just bought a B+B together in palm springs – jealous? me?
Halp! Iz cawt in Barnee’s bellee phat !1!(explanation point)!!
Heehee, kitteh haz a bindee!
Mebbe third eye iz seein ded peepul too!
see anemone cowche lets kiti goes pl? I no more be pokin your tentanticles. Kthxbai!
Iz on yur sofaz, actin like Prince
I onlee wanted 2 see u underneef teh purple rain!
Jeeperz, ur rite! Ah bet kitteh has teenie tieny mustash!
kitteh sez: iz i maid maiself smol eenuf 2 bee mai idol, teh artist formerlee noown az Prince??!! u sez yez? i can haz cheezburgr now? yaay!!!
ZOMG I has dis purpley devise! Not to be takin it frum meh!
Grimace! Why you eats me?!?
cheezburgr tiem, duhs!
GRIMACE wuz tasked wif catchin’ da cheezburglar!!!
winz!!
kitteh gots da crzy eyez im gunna git u look!
O I fels a kwartr! Soon Ize bai own cheezburger.
O HALP! I’z beein’ washded away in a flood aftur teh Purple Rain. It will tayke a prinss to sayve me!
It wuz a wone i’d
wone horned
flyyng purpul kitteh eeter
wone i’d wone horned flyying purpul kitteh eeter
wone i’d wone horned flyying purpul kitteh eetr
shoor look straynj to me
Not want nom-noming of kitteh! Sav teh kitteh, sav teh cheezburger!!! (winz on refurense tho)
But how u stop explowding frum cuteness man?
Halp! I’ze onlee orderd li’l baf towal!
Wut dis foar? Armee?
plz don b drownin kitteh! D:
Pugnayshuss puss persists; pawz pounce ‘pon perilous purple puddle!
Pwin!
purpul puddel preys on pugnayshuss pussycats.
I iz colar blind
Ey is colar blind, too. In fax, doesn’t see colar. U eats my colar?
well, fer yooz, it cans be “so…much…blanket!” kthxbai!
Ahm in yer conez, stealin all yer colarz.
Fashun fow paws! Iz not flatring shayd.
I haz eatz too much acid
why itz almost puce.
i killz u ded wif mai blankee gun! puce!! puce!! puce!!
ZOMG ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i iz DED from da laffin!!!!
I iz maked bublgum bubl tu big!! IT STIKKY TO MAH FUR ALL OVER!!! HALP!!!!
Def by Bubblicious. Not so grate, akshully.
KITI HENDRIX!
purpl haez runin rown ma brayn
ur laem fung shway cawses me mush paen
am i happee or in miseree?
whaddever it iz, dat blankeel put a spell on me . . .
Hehe, kitteh is be makin wild play-face.
“OK, purple blankie, I has u now! Surrendor or I puts lil claw holes allober u.”
Is definitly pouncin-bouncin tyme.
So…much…cute…
ah! the look on its face! priceless!
kitteh fayshul ekspreshun sez
“XOMG!! thees sheet iz sirius.. . srsly sirius.”
i iz in uh dreem
Ugly cat is ugly (sowz da chair)
uglee logan’s fays iz uglee.
Pwnt.
Logan mean. His heart ugly. No like!
Just like when Johnny Depp gets eaten by the bed in Nightmare on Elm Street!
Dokken kitteh sez “weer teh dreem wariyurs! not wantin too dreem no mor!”
Kitteh iz lookin’ for teh Whoopie Goldburg kitteh!
Iz livin’ in teh Souf?
Whoopie iz still waitin’ fo Oscar!
(get it, waitin’ fo Oscar??? Oh, ey so funis! Breaks myself up!)
onliz one though… sigh
nobudy knoz “The Color Purple” reference? Ah iz tellin’ Oprah, Cheezeburger huminz pleh on Old Moveez.
pleh pleh pleh!
I gotted it! I jest didnint get to it ’til nao….
Kitteh r a sissy?
Im in ur moovees, stealin’ ur cissys.
Da Colur Purpl is grate movee… guez I jus memembur Oprah moar den Whoopie frum it. No plehs on Colur Purpl!!!
OMG, i feels sumfing wet an skwishy!! mEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Hmmm…. wet. Ewwww, squishy… AHHH! MOVING!
(hint: hiz arm wuz unner da cowch… an hiz armz yeller!)
Trubble starts wif T,
Dat rymes wif P,
Dat stands fur PURPLE!
O wayt truble an purpl doant ryme!
Yeh wayt dey doez. I sorriez.
Duh.
wunner wut rimes wit “pool”?
um….trumpet? Trombone?
No, dat not rite…
Tribble?
purpool rimes wif it, sillee!! *tsk* awl in da prununseeayshun.
OMG I love purple. Have purple bed, purple chairs, purple desk, purple dishes, purple clothes, purple everything! Not lesbian either! Just like purple. Also very flattering shade for my kittie. She gray. Loves her purple kittie bed and her purple collar. In fact, all of her favorite things are purple. Maybe cuz everything here purple.
kay ah had to refink mah marriage all thru dis thread cuz ah be luvin dah purplehs colarz too (rly luv purplez)! But I fink will be quite conversation topix:
“Oh hai honee, ah been finkin divorce? I can has dissolution?”
“What??? Why?!?! Was it something I’ve done? Or didn’t do?”
“Naw, Ah lyke purplez, duh.”
Dat hold up in court gud?
OMFG!!!! Iz ai th ownlee wun seein funnee in “nawt lezbyan” an “awl ma fayvrit things r purpel” . . . . thiz iz such a ‘itz not u, itz mee’ momnt. krlysrythxbai.
Well, Iz like men too and they not usually purple. . . Maybe just tiny bit purple. *evil grin*
Purple pretty color — is not fair lesbians get it all to themselves!
happee to shair entyre rainbow
omg thatz an anssur screeeeeemin owt for teh wwwrong vidij!!!!
Yew is awesum–gud namings and luves dah purple! Yew has moar purple dan me, doh. Is okay–purple is da bestest culer evah!
I rekonize teh luk in kitn’s eyez: whoeber gits dere fingerz neer him/her iz gonna git ATTAKID, big tyme. Syko jungl kitn!!!
iz spazkittin! whee!
Jungl kitn bweep bweep jungl kitn
Get down wit teh kitn … let it freeeeek …
[gits down!]
HALP Dis colr iz too 1980.
Hahahaha. Awww.
Room … so … tacky…
(I no nockin teh room … akshully, room luks kozy n invitin … kitteh jus luks so appalled)
u meens “apawled?”
ur vocabulary, it cawls to me…
huhrm? dat not a song refrinse, izit??
(’caws u luk liek rayn)
no, sorry, just some randomness owt of mah brane. I like vocabulary.
So… tacky! Can’t look…. directly… at it!!
Purrpull nawt bovvurs
bebbee Tukz Kitteh, cuz himz
seez in Blakk & Wyte
Kyoot bebbee joneseeng
for Cheezburgr. Affer beeg
nom, nom, nom Katnip
Tukz bebbee slipz daown
Skwishee fing kloases. Muss bee
Veenuz Kitten Trap!
Jack.
iz frum Planet Purrple ? Purple Panda, where iz u?
we travels the Purrple Way!
One-eyed, one horn, blobbly purple kitteh eater!
with ya!
Holee Cow! Purple People Eater from 1956!!1!
Is extinct now cuz ran outta purple people. Varry sad.
Purrpl Haze all thru mah brane
Lately tings just dont seem teh same
Actin funnee but I dont no y
‘Scuse me while I nom teh sky
hendrix redux . . .
Lulz! Win!
alredy seddit.
[grumbl]
Oh noes! So u didz! Iz okay….u still funney tu!
kitteh’s fase is makin me LOL mahself 2 deth from teh cute…
teh ekspreshun of “OMG WTF?!?!?!?” on little kitteh’s face is just priceless
Oh noesss!! Its da giant PURKEL PEEPLE EETER!!
Mah Iyzzzzz
dehz be buggin outta mah hed!!11!!!!
Not want purple dinasorus! Evul, evul, bad!
Yay! My first accepted submission out of the factory!
omg cannot stop laughing. look at its eyes. ahahahahahhahahhahahahahhaha best!
Freekt owt kitteh iz freekin us owt!
LOL, those eyes are so spazzy! Bebe kitteh be all “ffft! Ffft!! FFFFTT!!!!”
Purr-ple is teh color of awesum! Loves me sum purr-ple.
dis won made it on my skool’s wedsite cuz it was so funny.it still had da tag on da bottom.
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purple is like the worlds best color. lol
oh noes! teh purple colr haz taken mai cheezburger and mai sharpies!
Oh that’s too cute!! zDrownin in it…. Prince would be proud