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So … much … purple …

so … much … purple …

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stendhalismo

you’re soaking in it

stendhalismo

I think sauron may have had something to do with this
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/7.html

either that, or it’s an explosion in a lesbian factory

B!

Bebe hobbit duz nawt want baftiem, plz!!!!

Lezbeenz R teh purrpull wunz??? Dey nawt poyzen, tho!

 
B!

Plus, dat pussee iz tto skayeerd to bee lezbeen pussee….

 
 
Menopaws

OMG, teh Red Hats hav their own bathrum decor … run away! run away!

typingisnotactivism

“kwik!!! te littl man in te rowboat, he’ll sayv uz”

 
 
 
Duffy

I thot they wuz born, not made.

stendhalismo

still going with the ‘explosion in a lesbian factory’ here - we’ve got the overflowing purple and one of the cats, offscreen are the other nine cats, some birkenstocks, a couple of flannel plaid shirts and a pile of ani difranco CD’s, plus a Uhaul…

maybe it’s just an explosion in a lesbian joke factory? ;o)

Flartus

yeh, teh joke factry…cuz as a profeshunle lesbeen, i can tells u my libbing room is green, we akshully has not a single cat, i got rid of teh last flannel wen i moved souf, an teh only birkinstocks r mah partner’s chef clogs.

Not shur bowt teh ani difranco CD…mite haz wun of dem aroun sumwares.

Teh UHaul, dough…yeh, well, we did kinda fall into that joke, i admit!

 
Teho

wayt.
u cans be lesbeen perfeshinuly??

wayt wayt. not to be answring dat.

 
Flartus

asks a scary kweschun… >;)

 
miss foots

it hepped Ellen De Generous
an Rosie (sorta)

 
infamousqbert

wayte a minnit…flartus iz gurl? seemz rong in mai hed.

i’z haf lezbeein, an ai kin speek fer my gurlfren en me dat we haz no purpul in da howse (cept fer labendur kleener) and onlee teh asseptubul ‘mownt ov kittehs (dat’s 2).

 
mystique

Ah get such edumacaschun heer! Shud haff ICHC profilez mebbe so ah kan keepz joo all strate…sry Flartus no punin’ intended! =D

 
Shera(kittehvet)

One of my friends in vet school had a shirt that said “Nine out of ten cats prefer lesbians.”

Don’t know if it is true tho….. Have not polled the kitties.

 
 
kirinphoebe

we l’s cn havz kittehs an purple an birkenstox an books an knittin an classicl mewsic an pretty thingz an everythingz! noe stereotypes rquird.

 
tenhousecats

“my mother made me a lesbian.”

“if i give her the yarn, will she make me one?”

 
 
 
 
AppleKittehPipeBand

HALP!!!
De purple be EATIN ME!

 
 
 
Reese Tora

Halp! da perpul be stealin mah purr!

 
 
TheWomanMonster

HALP! it eatz me!!

and woe befalls the tiny kitten as the large purple amorphous blob begins to slowly devour it’s prey. we watch, as nature takes it’s course.

B!

Iyeeks! Dat reminz me uv da ting in da Bachman booooks…
“Do you love?”

I skeeered to look at oilee watur fur yeeeerz!!!!! Also wooden floatin rafts in lakes!

 
infamousqbert

oh! dat wuz a teevee ting! umm…tayles from da kript? i kant stand woodin rafts or oylee wadder eedur!

chewly

dey maed it into a teevee show?! omg fer scary. teh short storee was scary enuf fer me. i can still envishun teh d00d who took liek an hour to get sucked down fru teh knothole. *shiver*

 
 
mystique

Oh gudnezz B! Ah fawt ah waz onlee wan!!! Ah dinnea eben lyke dah pool wen it mayde bubbles frum dah jetz frum bein turned awn! Wud jump outtah dah pool n mommeh be lyke: “WTF matter wif u child?!?!” (jeis Italian fambly hehe)

 
 
Pittypat

oh noes! kitteh has fallen prey to purple prose!!

teatime

OMG comment for teh win! Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest = <3

 
 
kirinphoebe

dat lrge AMORfuss blog–ooops I meenz blob–iz a breast, btw

Pittypat

LOL, perfekt snarky PMS one-liner.

 
B!

Errrmmm… WHICH amorfuss blob????? Or all of it? Dat ladee needz doktor, kwik!!

 
 
 
B!

HALP!!! BARNEE HAZ ME!!!!!!!

Pittypat

i lub u. u lub me. we a happee famblee . . .

Pittypat

But first, slap some antlerz on his hed and send him into the woodz during November.

BorisEvenWorse

I is hopink you am meanink Blarney, not poor liddle kittee.

 
 
 
typingisnotactivism

BAARNEE EEETZ SOOOOULZZ!!! kik him in nutz, twist hed an run, run, RUUUUUUUNN!!! . . . . . . . *ahem* . . . . . . .o. . . iz that the tyme?. . . musst b going. . . . *ahem*. .. .. .. :::POIT:::

 
 
infamousqbert

wif a grayte big nom en a krunch from me to yoo
wont yoo sayz ai kin eet yoo?

 
scarletkitty

I hatez u. U hatez me. Let’s hang Barnee frum a tree…

B!

Heehee! We did, wuns! A fren wuz having birfday, himz gurlfren sez, we needa get him a pinata!

We in SCA, an himz birfday onna war weekend. I say, yesh, let’s put cloven froot in it! Much WIN!

So gurlfren breengz pinyata for me to hide in mai tent. IT WUZ A BARNEE!!!! EEEEKKK!!! So I wakes in da midl ov nite wiv Barnee looming over me - MUCH YIKES!!!

But we made da clovend froots (owee thumz!) an filld Barnee wiv clovend froots an candeez for yunger playerz.

We went aroun tha caps an made annowncings of a Barnee hanging, bring yer own implements of beating to beat the Barnee. (One ladee showed up wif her slave an a whip, we laffed!)

We hangs up da Barnee from convenyent neerby tree, and soon a HEYOOJ crowd gatherz wiv sticks and rattan an stuff.

Dat pinyata was STRONG! We beated it an beated it, finlee it started giving up da ghost. Firs tha tayl flew off, Birfday boi hung it on da wall in himz office later! Den Barnee wuz hangin by himz wire hanger trakea! We beated him more and he gave up clovend froots an candeez!
We had such fun!!!

House Anthrax sez “PERIL!”

BorisEvenWorse

Like saying are said; SCA meanz Sociaty for Creeativ ANARCHY.

;-)

 
 
 
Flartus

or, in keeping wif teh diskushin above…

“i lubs her,
she lubs me,
ho-mo-sess-u-al-i-tee!”

Teho

dis nots wurk saem way fr meh. i tryd.

Flartus

well, it cud werk enyways u wants…i lubs he…dey lubs me…u stroke me…

human sess-u-al-i-tee

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee…

 
typingisnotactivism

iz nawt relevunt coz barnee reproduks bai poopin

 
 
 
 
 
stendhalismo

a pal of mine was at the gym the other day, in a purple shirt and shorts (I know - what the h3ll? the fact that he looks more or less like tim mcgraw made it even weirder) and I was like “let me guess - barney slept over and you grabbed his clothes by mistake?”

Flartus

r u shur he’s not a lesbeen?

 
Mount

He looks like Tim McGraw and you let him wear clothes???

 
stendhalismo

oh, don’t rub it in. if I could pry this one away from his guy, I would. they just bought a B+B together in palm springs - jealous? me?

 
 
 
Glornt

Halp! Iz cawt in Barnee’s bellee phat !1!(explanation point)!!

 
 
B!

Heehee, kitteh haz a bindee!

Mebbe third eye iz seein ded peepul too!

 
SarahP

see anemone cowche lets kiti goes pl? I no more be pokin your tentanticles. Kthxbai!

 
Flo

Iz on yur sofaz, actin like Prince

Pittypat

I onlee wanted 2 see u underneef teh purple rain!

 
LuvBJones

Jeeperz, ur rite! Ah bet kitteh has teenie tieny mustash!

 
msnoah

kitteh sez: iz i maid maiself smol eenuf 2 bee mai idol, teh artist formerlee noown az Prince??!! u sez yez? i can haz cheezburgr now? yaay!!!

 
 
Sarasnee

ZOMG I has dis purpley devise! Not to be takin it frum meh!