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  1. stendhalismo says:

    you’re soaking in it

  2. Reese Tora says:

    Halp! da perpul be stealin mah purr!

  3. d says:

    tee hee, lsd kitteh!

  4. TheWomanMonster says:

    HALP! it eatz me!!

    and woe befalls the tiny kitten as the large purple amorphous blob begins to slowly devour it’s prey. we watch, as nature takes it’s course.

  5. B! says:

    HALP!!! BARNEE HAZ ME!!!!!!!

    • Pittypat says:

      i lub u. u lub me. we a happee famblee . . .

      • Duffy says:

        RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

      • typingisnotactivism says:

        BAARNEE EEETZ SOOOOULZZ!!! kik him in nutz, twist hed an run, run, RUUUUUUUNN!!! . . . . . . . *ahem* . . . . . . .o. . . iz that the tyme?. . . musst b going. . . . *ahem*. .. .. .. :::POIT:::

      • infamousqbert says:

        wif a grayte big nom en a krunch from me to yoo
        wont yoo sayz ai kin eet yoo?

      • scarletkitty says:

        I hatez u. U hatez me. Let’s hang Barnee frum a tree…

        • B! says:

          Heehee! We did, wuns! A fren wuz having birfday, himz gurlfren sez, we needa get him a pinata!

          We in SCA, an himz birfday onna war weekend. I say, yesh, let’s put cloven froot in it! Much WIN!

          So gurlfren breengz pinyata for me to hide in mai tent. IT WUZ A BARNEE!!!! EEEEKKK!!! So I wakes in da midl ov nite wiv Barnee looming over me – MUCH YIKES!!!

          But we made da clovend froots (owee thumz!) an filld Barnee wiv clovend froots an candeez for yunger playerz.

          We went aroun tha caps an made annowncings of a Barnee hanging, bring yer own implements of beating to beat the Barnee. (One ladee showed up wif her slave an a whip, we laffed!)

          We hangs up da Barnee from convenyent neerby tree, and soon a HEYOOJ crowd gatherz wiv sticks and rattan an stuff.

          Dat pinyata was STRONG! We beated it an beated it, finlee it started giving up da ghost. Firs tha tayl flew off, Birfday boi hung it on da wall in himz office later! Den Barnee wuz hangin by himz wire hanger trakea! We beated him more and he gave up clovend froots an candeez!
          We had such fun!!!

          House Anthrax sez “PERIL!”

      • Flartus says:

        or, in keeping wif teh diskushin above…

        “i lubs her,
        she lubs me,
        ho-mo-sess-u-al-i-tee!”

    • stendhalismo says:

      a pal of mine was at the gym the other day, in a purple shirt and shorts (I know – what the h3ll? the fact that he looks more or less like tim mcgraw made it even weirder) and I was like “let me guess – barney slept over and you grabbed his clothes by mistake?”

    • Glornt says:

      Halp! Iz cawt in Barnee’s bellee phat !1!(explanation point)!!

  6. B! says:

    Heehee, kitteh haz a bindee!

    Mebbe third eye iz seein ded peepul too!

  7. SarahP says:

    see anemone cowche lets kiti goes pl? I no more be pokin your tentanticles. Kthxbai!

  8. Flo says:

    Iz on yur sofaz, actin like Prince

  9. Sarasnee says:

    ZOMG I has dis purpley devise! Not to be takin it frum meh!

  10. Andrea says:

    Grimace! Why you eats me?!?

  11. spin sycle says:

    kitteh gots da crzy eyez im gunna git u look!

  12. pookachan says:

    O I fels a kwartr! Soon Ize bai own cheezburger.

  13. Lisa says:

    O HALP! I’z beein’ washded away in a flood aftur teh Purple Rain. It will tayke a prinss to sayve me!

  14. D.R. says:

    Halp! I’ze onlee orderd li’l baf towal!

    Wut dis foar? Armee?

  15. Trey says:

    plz don b drownin kitteh! D:

  16. James says:

    I iz colar blind

  17. carololz says:

    Fashun fow paws! Iz not flatring shayd.

  18. Jessie says:

    I haz eatz too much acid

  19. thepetmuseum says:

    why itz almost puce.

  20. Duffy says:

    I iz maked bublgum bubl tu big!! IT STIKKY TO MAH FUR ALL OVER!!! HALP!!!!

  21. Teho says:

    KITI HENDRIX!
    purpl haez runin rown ma brayn
    ur laem fung shway cawses me mush paen

  22. doctorcat says:

    Hehe, kitteh is be makin wild play-face.

    “OK, purple blankie, I has u now! Surrendor or I puts lil claw holes allober u.”

  23. Nopoodle says:

    So…much…cute…

  24. Genevieve says:

    ah! the look on its face! priceless! :D

  25. typingisnotactivism says:

    kitteh fayshul ekspreshun sez
    “XOMG!! thees sheet iz sirius.. . srsly sirius.”

  26. D.R. says:

    i iz in uh dreem

  27. Logan says:

    Ugly cat is ugly (sowz da chair)

  28. Maerlyn99 says:

    Just like when Johnny Depp gets eaten by the bed in Nightmare on Elm Street!

  29. leaderoftheband says:

    Kitteh iz lookin’ for teh Whoopie Goldburg kitteh!
    Iz livin’ in teh Souf?

  30. Flartus says:

    OMG, i feels sumfing wet an skwishy!! mEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!

    • B! says:

      Hmmm…. wet. Ewwww, squishy… AHHH! MOVING!

      (hint: hiz arm wuz unner da cowch… an hiz armz yeller!)

  31. Flartus says:

    Trubble starts wif T,
    Dat rymes wif P,
    Dat stands fur PURPLE!

  32. rebecca says:

    OMG I love purple. Have purple bed, purple chairs, purple desk, purple dishes, purple clothes, purple everything! Not lesbian either! Just like purple. Also very flattering shade for my kittie. She gray. Loves her purple kittie bed and her purple collar. In fact, all of her favorite things are purple. Maybe cuz everything here purple.

    • mystique says:

      kay ah had to refink mah marriage all thru dis thread cuz ah be luvin dah purplehs colarz too (rly luv purplez)! But I fink will be quite conversation topix:

      “Oh hai honee, ah been finkin divorce? I can has dissolution?”

      “What??? Why?!?! Was it something I’ve done? Or didn’t do?”

      “Naw, Ah lyke purplez, duh.”

      Dat hold up in court gud?

    • typingisnotactivism says:

      OMFG!!!! Iz ai th ownlee wun seein funnee in “nawt lezbyan” an “awl ma fayvrit things r purpel” . . . . thiz iz such a ‘itz not u, itz mee’ momnt. krlysrythxbai.

    • Rebecca says:

      Yew is awesum–gud namings and luves dah purple! Yew has moar purple dan me, doh. Is okay–purple is da bestest culer evah!

  33. BonzoGal says:

    I rekonize teh luk in kitn’s eyez: whoeber gits dere fingerz neer him/her iz gonna git ATTAKID, big tyme. Syko jungl kitn!!!

  34. Trachelle says:

    HALP Dis colr iz too 1980.

  35. Tita says:

    Hahahaha. Awww.

  36. LuvBJones says:

    Room … so … tacky

  37. Jack Deth says:

    Purrpull nawt bovvurs
    bebbee Tukz Kitteh, cuz himz
    seez in Blakk & Wyte

    Kyoot bebbee joneseeng
    for Cheezburgr. Affer beeg
    nom, nom, nom Katnip

    Tukz bebbee slipz daown
    Skwishee fing kloases. Muss bee
    Veenuz Kitten Trap! :-)

    Jack.

  38. kbryna says:

    iz frum Planet Purrple ? Purple Panda, where iz u?

    we travels the Purrple Way!

  39. Darrkwolff says:

    One-eyed, one horn, blobbly purple kitteh eater!

  40. Patrick says:

    Purrpl Haze all thru mah brane
    Lately tings just dont seem teh same
    Actin funnee but I dont no y
    ‘Scuse me while I nom teh sky

  41. the crapture says:

    kitteh’s fase is makin me LOL mahself 2 deth from teh cute…

    teh ekspreshun of “OMG WTF?!?!?!?” on little kitteh’s face is just priceless

  42. Kermette says:

    Oh noesss!! Its da giant PURKEL PEEPLE EETER!!

  43. LBeeeze says:

    Mah Iyzzzzz

    dehz be buggin outta mah hed!!11!!!!

  44. Jacky Tar says:

    Not want purple dinasorus! Evul, evul, bad!

  45. Dave says:

    Yay! My first accepted submission out of the factory!

  46. meg says:

    omg cannot stop laughing. look at its eyes. ahahahahahhahahhahahahahhaha best!

    • B! says:

      Freekt owt kitteh iz freekin us owt!

      LOL, those eyes are so spazzy! Bebe kitteh be all “ffft! Ffft!! FFFFTT!!!!”

  47. Rebecca says:

    Purr-ple is teh color of awesum! Loves me sum purr-ple.

  48. james says:

    dis won made it on my skool’s wedsite cuz it was so funny.it still had da tag on da bottom.

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  50. bob says:

    purple is like the worlds best color. lol :) :) :) :) :)

  51. Jack Gexington says:

    oh noes! teh purple colr haz taken mai cheezburger and mai sharpies!

  52. Trewzdaze says:

    Oh that’s too cute!! zDrownin in it…. Prince would be proud :D



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