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NOT WANT DECAF!

NOT WANT DECAF!!!

this is how i feel todays and most days. :(

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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stendhalismo

teho is having a BAD DAY - here baby, have a cookie ;o)

infamousqbert

i lykes teho’s comment. i vote yes to ass pie. mmm…asspie…

B!

Hair pie? Thank you very much!

 
 
Melissa

mmmmmmmm asspie DO. NOT. WANT!

 
LuvBJones

U is 1 WEEERD mamma-jamma, Q! :D

 
typingisnotactivism

asspie akshulle wurkz hilareeus az snappee teho-izm oar az beezar kapshun. lyke kitteh iz beggin foar asspie. . .LOLcat iz LOLpurrvurt ‘i can haz asspie?’ . . . ‘nawt if ennybawdee’s wotching’. . .

 
typingisnotactivism

dammit teho - juss red uthr thred. awl ah needed to sez iz

::: POIT :::

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Flartus

an a organic tofu melon wrap wif NO MAYO!!!!

sillyannz

oh, an no melon… an cn u hold da tofu? i just wants da spinnich parmeeshun torteeya. toasted, plz. kthxbai

 
 
 
 
 
Melissa

Bagel.Tosted. Wif creem cheez.
Dammit now im hungree.

Teho

Tee. Erl Gray. Hawt.
bweereereeszzjoop!

 
 
 
 
tribble

RAWR! don’t bother me until after i’ve had my coffeeee!!!!!

stendhalismo

that’s so me - I’m up to four cups a day, plus two energy drinks on bad days

was just chatting w/ ‘b1tchy barrista’ at st4rbucks - he was telling me when people are bad, he slips them decaf - I was like “OK but you know that might lead me to k1ll, right?” and he was like “oh yeah” ;o)

scarletkitty

I haz my hawt coffee ferst ting in dah mornin, and reeds dah paper wif it. Can’t tayke dah newz widowt dah kafeen, u sees. Den layter I haz iced coffee, wif milk an flavered syrup in it. I maykes myself. I’ll be dubbled dipt if I will pay for dah st4rbuks if not haz to. I won’tz eeven pay fer deh McDickwad’s if I duzn’t has to.
Hmmmm,
I wunder if McDickwad’s will mayke it past deh censors? Wun wai to find owt
Heer goes

Melissa

Im wif u SK I has a Sbuck’s in teh Target an I doant go dere. I likes teh Iced cawfee tho..but jus one. Cawfee gimme teh jidderz. But teh poor souls standin in line at teh SBucks dey shakin cua dey can has teh cawfee jonses. Dey standin dere all shaky..qqquuadd sshott c c c caramel m m m ma acchiato pu pu pu plz…

Suntanmidori

U so funne, Melissa!! (Dat’s my name, too, btw!) Iz one of teh jittery ppl needin cawfee all day. Is addixkshun, i fink. i don liek teh sbuck’s tho. Liek the homebrew cawfee wif milk!

 
 
 
 
To The Max

dis cat can b garfld wen hes kitteh? is jinjer and lykz cawfee!

 
 
Lisa

Mayk mine wif eckstra miwlk plz.

 
 
Lisa

OK. So, ahm lookin at diz pikchur an imaginin ah ken heer dis bebbe tawk. Yoo’d fink himz liddle voyse wuld come owt himz mouf like, “meeeew.” But dis bebbe-kitteh problee haz a bit uv teh mischeeveeus in himz. He problee sounz like, “RRRRRRRAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR” an’ yer hare blowz bak an’ yer eerz be ringin’ fur dayz. :-D

 
SarahD

Decaffeinated coffee
It’s pointless, brown hot water
Decaffeinated coffee
Say goodbye to your will to live
Decaffeinated coffee
Oh, boy!
It sucks!

Charity

oh hai, sum uv us iz sooper caffeen senzitiv, an cannot tolrate eben de tinist bit of reel coffay! sad but troo!

B!

I’m similar… coffeeeee meks me sweeeeppeeee not jumpy jittery wakie wakie….

Cawfee onlee a carrier systum fur creem an shoogar NEwayz!

 
 
SarahD

Sorree, ai shuld spesifi… dis be frum Dayvid Letturmin, when he had teh hart surjery. Evvyday, new decaf coffee = evul song.

Jeanie

iz tru. i iz in saem boat az letterman, sorta. i can haz pacemaker cuz of fibri… firbi…flibrl…. jumpin beanz in mai hart. da caffeenz maykz dem beanz jump way too mush n da pacemaker beez werkin obertyme! eben jus a smakeral ub da stuf. but i missiz it all da saym.

 
 
 
KickahaOta

Caffeinated Cat
criez owt for anuther ficks,
twitchin constuntly.

Teho

Tiny tiger asks
Why do you give me decaf?
Define “redundant”.

KickahaOta

“‘Helth consurnz’? Puh-leeze.
I’ll giv u sum ‘helth consurnz’
if u keep dis up.”

 
 
KickahaOta

Kannot pour frum pot.
Whinez abowt da lak of hand
flexubilitee.

Teho

wif wun bref, wun flo
cofee cup kitn wil no
sinkronisatee

 
 
 
sillyannz

curse mah lack uv
caffinated coffee.
espresso shawt plz!

 
typingisnotactivism

OH NOES!!! TORCHURD BEENZ!!!!!
WOT POYNT IN DISHWORTER PLEH???
THINK OV TH LOLfeinez!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
HurricaneKittyrina

Lolcats R rel cut
Iz bein want to squish dem
Butwen mah butchekz

 
 
Duffy

Want chezburgur latte wif lotsa whicreeme, plz.

 
 
 
Nika

Kitteh iz hazardus to yur health befor he haz furst cup of cawfee in da mornin.
Jus ‘member: teh orinj ones ar poysin.

msnoah

moor laik ‘blond’…

Paris Hilton kitteh in limo on her way back to jail:

“Itz not fayr!!!! I want mai momeee!! waaa! waaa! waaa…!

 
 
 
Patrick

Wherez mah double-tall mocha latte? Or mah double tall non-fat extra-dry cappuccino?

Dexaan

Wif extra phoam, an exatkly 110 degreez and a duzen moar randum kaffe-related instruktins. I h8 wen deez ppl are infront of me at teh Starbux

 
 
Woodchuck

Somebody should wash that filthy mug.

 
 
catservant

Prolly haz sentamentl valyoo. Luks liek sumzthing i made in Gurrl Scowts.

pittypat

non-gratuitous use of ironic coffee mug!

Teho

u peeps iz weerd

(yeh yeh luk hooz tockin)

Pittypat

LOL, I’m in ur reply, statin teh obveeyus.

 
 
 
 
Mount

Yesh! I saw dis n thot, “I can has A FRIGGIN DISHWASHER?!?”

 
 
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