NOT WANT DECAF!
this is how i feel todays and most days. 
capped and submitted by: Luke
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FIRST!!!!
ass pie.
teho is having a BAD DAY - here baby, have a cookie ;o)
i lykes teho’s comment. i vote yes to ass pie. mmm…asspie…
harbl-pie?
hmmm
Hair pie? Thank you very much!
mmmmmmmm asspie DO. NOT. WANT!
U is 1 WEEERD mamma-jamma, Q!
asspie akshulle wurkz hilareeus az snappee teho-izm oar az beezar kapshun. lyke kitteh iz beggin foar asspie. . .LOLcat iz LOLpurrvurt ‘i can haz asspie?’ . . . ‘nawt if ennybawdee’s wotching’. . .
dammit teho - juss red uthr thred. awl ah needed to sez iz
::: POIT :::
i can has anser fr everting?
:::
!!!
And a cookie!
an a donut
an a bearclaw
an a organic tofu melon wrap wif NO MAYO!!!!
oh, an no melon… an cn u hold da tofu? i just wants da spinnich parmeeshun torteeya. toasted, plz. kthxbai
an a MOAR COFEE!
Bagel.Tosted. Wif creem cheez.
Dammit now im hungree.
Tee. Erl Gray. Hawt.
bweereereeszzjoop!
wiff mulk!
RAWR! don’t bother me until after i’ve had my coffeeee!!!!!
that’s so me - I’m up to four cups a day, plus two energy drinks on bad days
was just chatting w/ ‘b1tchy barrista’ at st4rbucks - he was telling me when people are bad, he slips them decaf - I was like “OK but you know that might lead me to k1ll, right?” and he was like “oh yeah” ;o)
I haz my hawt coffee ferst ting in dah mornin, and reeds dah paper wif it. Can’t tayke dah newz widowt dah kafeen, u sees. Den layter I haz iced coffee, wif milk an flavered syrup in it. I maykes myself. I’ll be dubbled dipt if I will pay for dah st4rbuks if not haz to. I won’tz eeven pay fer deh McDickwad’s if I duzn’t has to.
Hmmmm,
I wunder if McDickwad’s will mayke it past deh censors? Wun wai to find owt
Heer goes
Im wif u SK I has a Sbuck’s in teh Target an I doant go dere. I likes teh Iced cawfee tho..but jus one. Cawfee gimme teh jidderz. But teh poor souls standin in line at teh SBucks dey shakin cua dey can has teh cawfee jonses. Dey standin dere all shaky..qqquuadd sshott c c c caramel m m m ma acchiato pu pu pu plz…
U so funne, Melissa!! (Dat’s my name, too, btw!) Iz one of teh jittery ppl needin cawfee all day. Is addixkshun, i fink. i don liek teh sbuck’s tho. Liek the homebrew cawfee wif milk!
dis cat can b garfld wen hes kitteh? is jinjer and lykz cawfee!
Mayk mine wif eckstra miwlk plz.
Cute cute cute.
OK. So, ahm lookin at diz pikchur an imaginin ah ken heer dis bebbe tawk. Yoo’d fink himz liddle voyse wuld come owt himz mouf like, “meeeew.” But dis bebbe-kitteh problee haz a bit uv teh mischeeveeus in himz. He problee sounz like, “RRRRRRRAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR” an’ yer hare blowz bak an’ yer eerz be ringin’ fur dayz.
Decaffeinated coffee
It’s pointless, brown hot water
Decaffeinated coffee
Say goodbye to your will to live
Decaffeinated coffee
Oh, boy!
It sucks!
oh hai, sum uv us iz sooper caffeen senzitiv, an cannot tolrate eben de tinist bit of reel coffay! sad but troo!
I’m similar… coffeeeee meks me sweeeeppeeee not jumpy jittery wakie wakie….
Cawfee onlee a carrier systum fur creem an shoogar NEwayz!
Sorree, ai shuld spesifi… dis be frum Dayvid Letturmin, when he had teh hart surjery. Evvyday, new decaf coffee = evul song.
iz tru. i iz in saem boat az letterman, sorta. i can haz pacemaker cuz of fibri… firbi…flibrl…. jumpin beanz in mai hart. da caffeenz maykz dem beanz jump way too mush n da pacemaker beez werkin obertyme! eben jus a smakeral ub da stuf. but i missiz it all da saym.
Caffeinated Cat
criez owt for anuther ficks,
twitchin constuntly.
Tiny tiger asks
Why do you give me decaf?
Define “redundant”.
“‘Helth consurnz’? Puh-leeze.
I’ll giv u sum ‘helth consurnz’
if u keep dis up.”
Kannot pour frum pot.
Whinez abowt da lak of hand
flexubilitee.
wif wun bref, wun flo
cofee cup kitn wil no
sinkronisatee
WIN!!
TOTL WIN!!
COMPLEET N TOTAL WIN!!1!
wuz moastly Stingk. but thx.
curse mah lack uv
caffinated coffee.
espresso shawt plz!
OH NOES!!! TORCHURD BEENZ!!!!!
WOT POYNT IN DISHWORTER PLEH???
THINK OV TH LOLfeinez!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lolcats R rel cut
Iz bein want to squish dem
Butwen mah butchekz
Want chezburgur latte wif lotsa whicreeme, plz.
I sed LATTE!!!!!
U TELS EM, TIGR BEBEH!
Kitteh iz hazardus to yur health befor he haz furst cup of cawfee in da mornin.
Jus ‘member: teh orinj ones ar poysin.
moor laik ‘blond’…
Paris Hilton kitteh in limo on her way back to jail:
“Itz not fayr!!!! I want mai momeee!! waaa! waaa! waaa…!
I can so relate, kitteh.
Wherez mah double-tall mocha latte? Or mah double tall non-fat extra-dry cappuccino?
Wif extra phoam, an exatkly 110 degreez and a duzen moar randum kaffe-related instruktins. I h8 wen deez ppl are infront of me at teh Starbux
Somebody should wash that filthy mug.
NOOOOO!!
is seezoning!
Yes is teh flavur!!
Prolly haz sentamentl valyoo. Luks liek sumzthing i made in Gurrl Scowts.
non-gratuitous use of ironic coffee mug!
u peeps iz weerd
(yeh yeh luk hooz tockin)
LOL, I’m in ur reply, statin teh obveeyus.
Yesh! I saw dis n thot, “I can has A FRIGGIN DISHWASHER?!?”