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kaptinz lawg, stardayt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
d4mnit scotty we need more power
Kitteh tole u–NOT WANT DECAF!!
ah sware cappun, ahz givvin her awl ah gawt. Mebbe puutin a 400 pound 83 yeer awld Scawtsman in plush velour up a tree were nae a gud ahdeer?
Dammit Jim, I’m a monorail cat, not an engineer!
bestest comment chayne evah!
Bonez, can U fix him?
Chyst Jim. Ime a doktor, not a miracle worker. Now u stare intensely at the screen while i slip over here an feel up Mr Sulu.
Dis maked meh laff so hard!!
mega spesh kitteh lolz
teh funeh
o noez! monorail cat crashed n wrapped arownd tree! get teh jaws o life out kwik, man, KWIK
iz no nead. kitteh iz feelin tree mend us. *slap*
OH GOD “tree mend us.” Monorail cat is in pain from the pun. Though maybe monorail cat hit harbls on tree branch.. even more painfull..
..wood hurt..
thats whut I was thinkin – gassy cat had gas explosion and landed in tree !!!
♪
Gassy cat, gassy cat,
Hao did u get up dere?
Gassy cat, gassy cat,
from eeting too much burgers!
♪
Iz knu I shud have taken teh left at Albukerkee!
monorail cat is no bugz bunneh!
hehe, wen i was a youngun mah famalee mooved to albokerkee fur two yerz, an that joke neverrrrrr got owld. even wen it shudve. ;p
i tuk a road trip wunse and came bak up north fru New Mexico, and i maide shoor we tuk a left at Albukerkee! and den we went west to teh Grand Kanyun and got bubonic plaig from teh squirrlols and we died. lol
ohmigod?! waz oskar dere?!
Oskar? Wher? Himz scairee kitteh
DO NOT WANT!
*me hides*
Oh noes! Oskar be scaireey kitteh!!
*hides*
blah… stoopid puter confoosin me… makin me post doublezez
/shakes fist
nooooooo!
I iz purrpared 4 da attack.
Da key iz 2 stai relaxd n fokus awn ur ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*snark*
I iz purrpared 4 da – zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzz
Mmm, dis branch iz relevant to mah intrests.
Definitlee!!!
dis branch is relevant to my nom nom nom … zzz zzz zzz
kitteh r part koala?
monorail cat needz to reecharge hiz batteriez! is vera tiringz, tranzporting peeplz
And will prolly be down “till at leest dinnertyme.
Den will be down for dinner!
Plz 2 b refyoolin wif fullee lowded chzbrgrs onlee.
Cheshire Cat needs downtime.
. . . but . . .
* breaks into song*
they’z anuda wun behind, anuda wun behind
Flanders and Swann refrunz. Mah age and nashnal orjin, let me show you dem!
dis model monuhrayle kitteh remines me uv da cyoot catbus in “my neighbor totoro”
it can operate on grouns, in ahyr: ennywhar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catbus
plz do not feed teh sleeping lepard
Monorail cat gots off trak and landed in kite eatin tree.
Ir, as jorj of jungle heres:
Watch out for dat treeeeeeeeeEEEEE
Jorj, Jorj, Jorj of da jungl…
WATCH OWT FOR DAT TREE!!!
*thonk*
Tarzan kitteh haz had aksident. Is re-cooperatin.
Ha hahaha. We wuns gots new (to us) vehikle. My Mike baks it into a tree, blows owt bak windoe. He iz so mad, him iz vibraytin. Sez tree just jumpz rite owt at heem. Wuz not dere wen he parkt! I iz tryin so hard not to laff. I fails. Den I tells efferywun whare I werks to calls him George wen he comes in–see if he gets deh joke.
He got it, awl rite. He even laffed–finully! hahahahhaha.
oooo…gud fur u fur not laffin! Doan noes if i wud haz teh self-disiplin.
plz notify fyr depatmen
depatmen? iz yoo frum bahston?
iz amayzin how comfurbuhls kitteh looks in tree
So trew!
Okay, i’ll give dis a try…
DAMN MY LACK OF OPPOSABLE RAILS!!!!
Vary good flartus!
oh, y fank u…i noed i wuz goin owt on a lim wif dat wun.
’sgood to branch out on okkashun.
Nex tyme, leaf da punz tu da profeshanuls.
i’z rootin aroun in my brain cavity, lukkin fur a good comebak…
U all has been deeply rooted in dah funny ^^
I is goink take stock, pack my trunk, and leaf.
Oh, BorisEvenWosre – taht reelee wuz werse!!
Next on Animal Planet: A rare look at that most reclusive and elusive of cats, the felinus reclinus shape shifter.
And after an eight hour nap the shape shifting feline will return to the upright position
..but, only if it can be bothered…zzzz
Uppos, kitteh, do nawt twitch in sleep an fall off da tree!
Kitteh looks soooo comfurble… soooo deep asweep….zzzzzzz
Do kitteh dreem uv bein lepperd? So mitey hunter iz he…
“If strolling forth, a beast you view,
Whose hide with spots is peppered,
As soon as he has lept on you,
You’ll know it is the Leopard.
‘Twill do no good to roar with pain -
He’ll only lep and lep again.”
– Carolyn Wells
“The panther is like a leopard,
Except it’s not peppered.
If you see a panther crouch,
Prepare to say, “Ouch!”
Better still, if called by a panther –
Don’t anther.”
-Ogden Nash (the great)
With Cats, some say, one rule is true:
Don’t speak till you are spoken to.
Myself, I do not hold with that -
I say, you should ad-dress a Cat.
But always keep in mind that he
Resents familiarity.
-T.S. Eliot
“I have a gumby cat in mind
Her name is Jennyanydots
Her coat is of the tabby kind
With tiger stripes and leopard spots.”
“Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats”
T.S. Eliot
Amen to dat- Ogden FTW!!!
teh poems…dey do…sumfing…
thank u fur this liddererary innerval, lolfrenz!
no ‘ffens to frekwent poasturs, but maykes nyse divurshun from haikoos.
Haiku, you ku, he
she it coos, we ku. you all
ku, they ku. Fang ku
Plz use monorail squirrl at the next platformz
Now DERE’S a scaree ride!!!
fullee, dryver spendz half hiz tiem with hiz nutz in hiz mowf, th uther harf stikkin dem in trees. WTF?
*headtree*
Oh, i hates takin teh monorail skwerl…it goes all teh way aroun town, down Oak St…and up Oaks Ave….an thru Oakley Blvd…an den sumhao i ends up in Oaklahoma. It sux.
*snort*
“Oaklahoma. It sux.”
iz reezun Texas dunt fawl into gulf. yay!
oh flartus – joo maded meh LOL @ werk – “Wot be so funnee?” …*has to fink of wai to getted dem awai frum mah cwaziness* “ummm…yer stoopy face, go awai nao.” ^^
Kitteh will rezyoom serviss when battrees iz recharjd. Teh kitteh-tram haz nyoo, eco-friendly green technologeez–dats why itz inna tree.
Wauk a’bye kitteh, on deh tee top…..
Craydel go boom but kitten hang on. Still hahbing da ‘leeps. HAWWWNK-PHEEEW(dat be a ‘noring sound).
Please to have usinks of next monorail cat, what are to be alonk shortly.
flite 815 will be dilayd due to storm on pacific oshen. ohnoes bunway aircat crash-landed into monkey island! bunway is sry for inconveniens.
lol @ eva… aircat is not clear for take off on bunway airline terminal charlie delta zero.
Iz ichc vershun of lost (teh tv show, not teh ajektiv!)?
If zo, I git dibs on bein Hurley!!!
Wut, u wanna trow up a lot?
u gotz strong competishun
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/13/remote-please/
Heeeer lil burdies, ai iz a byooteeful an not-at-awl danjerus pre-bilt nest 4 u…
mwu haha!!!
win!
Monorail Kitteh haz teh lag. Giv’ 20 min fur sistem reboot.
Monorail kitty beeZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZe locked and docked
“I R LEIK TREEBARCK”
I R LEIK SATEN kitteh orl growd upp an hookded on teh hard stuff nao
saten is gaytwai drug! jusst sai DO NOT WANT!
Kitteh awll zawnkd owwt
Wrapped arowwnd kumfee tree limz
Haz no urj 2 moove
Sun lyte streems throo shade
Warmz Kitteh’z fur an koolz it
Boaff at t3h saym tyme
Kitteh haz much smrtz
No wun ebber lukz up wen
treez r awll arownd
Jack.
da z plane is crooshal! khan’s pattren indeecat 2 demenshunal finking. (star trek 2)
insomnia cat recovers.
narcolepsy cat retires
drunk kat realizes last nyte wuz too fun.
possum kitteh plays possum.
-or-
sloth kitteh r slothful.
catarzan cat has tree hugger.
Kitteh iz off sheeft
Bak to katchin mowsies lator
Wen i heers de alarum
I is go
But fer nao, i is adden tu mah Zzzzzs kolekshun
Ah ha! reminds meh when mah kitteh Selene went way up tree & could not kome dwn for 4 days. She WUD NAWT kome dwn! Mom opened deh cans uv Tuna, Beef wid gravee, no gud!!!!
Selene wd cry to kome dwn, but scarded!!!, Selene, cries, Mom answers, then Selene see birdee, and not care 2 come down. Selene relax ‘n branches, she sleep OK, gu that it May, so she not be too hot.
She even figure how to “go” in tree – right obber Momme, but Momme jump out ob way!!!
Finally Momme get BIG, BIG, BIG cherry picker & 4 $75 cherry picker basket go up and get the treed kitteh. Selene so hungry & tired of tree – she JUMP into bucket!!!
Selene happee! mommee happee to hve Selene back & healthee! Tapler Tree Service happee for $75 for VERY EASY cat rescue.
Dat happen 7 year ago. Tree right by my driveway. Selene go up many tree still – but NOT DAT ONE. Selene – 4 Day in tree – NO WANT!
No can sho pikture ob selene — lol cat builder NO WORK!! & Mommee hab TO WORK to feed her 6 LOLCATS
dat’s wen iz gud to reekroot from nayberhood kidz fer bestest tree klymer.
So basiklee kitteh found her bukkit???
wunnderful storee!
mommy’s had to talk down a lot ob cats, fur sure….. “um, whomeber, mommy duz not DO trees. now lissen–see dat branch a liddle lower, you go to dat one. no, da LOWER one. you got UP dere, silly….”
sigh.
yes! dat usually werk! Open can of kitteh fud, an’ finally, walk away sayin’ “OK Kitteh, B that way! Mom go inside & feed and pet other kittehs.” Den kitteh rember how 2 get down tree. Mom make BIG FUSS when kitteh come down – giv wet food treat. Kitteh then remember how 2 get down.
Mom have big hemlock tree by hous. Kittehs learn to go out upstair window, across rooof, jump to tree, & come down branches like staircase. Mom had to fix windows so kitteh no get on roof 2 escape!!!
Snorgle yr kittehs 4 me… kthx bai!
Doncha hate it wen yu go to sleep sumplays funny an wake up in a puddl of drool?
oanlee srsly if yu doan noe hooz it iz.
Dis beez a Jagular. Dey’ll cawl “Halp! Halp!” Den, wen you stan unnerneef and luk up, dey drawpz on u.
WtP FTW!!
O bothur.
“Hmm, mebbe if I sing a littul sawng, da nesting chzburgrs will nawt becumz suspishus…
I’z just a widdle ornj treebranch,
Restin peasfully
I’z just a widdle ornj treebranch,
Bein a part uv da tree… AHA! NOM NOM NOM NOM”
Dis pome is vary grate!
Mai naym is ded gibaway dat I iz a Pooh fan! Awlso teh awdio-book vershun red bai Peter Dennis. Fabyooluss!
I noed it sownded familur! So kewl. I admitz I still has mah orijinul rekurd frum wen I wuz bebeh. Iz paked awai in closet, but ah noes iz ther.
haha! that’s awesome! i love that he’s just hanging on the limb. totally cute.
omg.. cool pic
ZOmg lols i ar so hed exploding wen i saw tihs one. It ar teh funniest ebber! Wen lolcatzors makez up tree, nun 4 loling, onlys 4 shleeping, or 4 habing monorailz batterey recharged.
And it’s so lonely on a limb
Ohhhh, jus faiv moor minnitz …
Dis is not monorail cat. Dis is majic catbus from Totorro. Is refueling from majic tree, gettin reddy 4 evening run.
I <3 Catbus!!!!!!!
i rited about Catbus teh day befor (see above) but sumway messij got losted in cyberspacez for 24 hours.
i has Catbus plush toy for meny years til i could has reel kitteh. has BOF now.
Oh, kitteh, sleepin in teh tree
I srysly look up to thee
u dreemin’ all doz happy dreemz
baskin’ in the sunny beamz
Teh huminz tink dat ur so finez
Dey be writin u much linz
Sum day ey be lik eminem
mah poems plez let me show u dem!
dat r much gud!
i wanna try!
Kitteh sleepin’ ‘mong teh leefs,
Hidin all hiz preddy teefs,
Hopin burdees comes along,
Den teh kitteh nom nom nom!
Flartus..
Ey like ur pome… tastes like chicken nom nom nom
My birdies! Let me show u dem.
Bof dese pomez my favrit comentz on my burgr
Ferst burger evar woot!
Tarzan kitteh has run owt ov vines…
SO MUCH AWSUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parachute Kitteh = 100% chance of fail
evil double post!
Kitteh Parachute = 100% chance of fail
Garg! Enough with the wannabe Monorail Cat ripoffs! The whole joke was that Monorail Cat had no legs AND was on a rail. This cat has legs and is in a tree. Phail. -_____-
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