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And yu NO ther’ll be fokes POZitiv hez a soul-suckin devl kitteh.
I can has soulburger?
u had a soul, but i eated it
Win!1!
can’t be debbil kitteh— tey have layzr eyes
hims a pensive, soulful, spiritual kitteh,
u meen soul food?
i’z a soul-burger! doo-doot-doo da doo-doot-do!
otis ftw!!!
This Seoul, it has a flavr.
I ar preditkin
U wil bring mee cheezburgers
Dat it teh ONE KITTEH in da werdl i wud RUN AWAY from.
I sed it befoar….
Oh Hai Oscar…U wanna snorgle wif meh????
NNNOOOOOoooooooooooo.
Ded.
I’m sayin dis cuz I r onlee 41 an helthee. If I were old on mah dethbed or sick wif terminul diseeze, I wud welcom teh kitteh.
But Iz somewhut yung an helthee
STAYZ AWAY KITTEH U cute but stayz away!!
I tink I wud welcum kitteh 2. Naice sooftz snorgle wif purr albayz gud fore sole!
Melissa, I’m with you. Wen I’m old and sick I hopez teh kitteh visitz mee too.
If I were old and sick, kitteh wood be welcom. Doan wanna hang aroun inna diper wif a cannula up mah snoot an toobs comin out all ober.
Luklee Ozkar be werkin in dah rite departmentz…wif dah deementia and Alzymerz, so dey dun rly kno wot he be dere foar, just dat he be makin demz comfartibble. (Dun fink wud werk well wif peeple who gnu heemz last ownar kalled him Grimmy.)
If’n Ah hadd ta goe, Ah dinnea fink Ah mynd eef ah kitteh be snorglin meh wen Ah goez.
Mah sity haz sykik kitteh, 2:
http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=b04625ba-0968-4b69-99b3-f91dc1877dd4
I winder if the estate gets billed for a “CAT Scan”
BA DUM DUMP ***** rim shot******Thank u, thank u, I will be here all week, try the veal…
I liked your comment the best! I actually work at the facility where oscar lives. He is actually a very sweet cat. They make him out to be spooky. The patients love him
thanks
bery kuul! glald u commented!
I tink Oscar’s helpin peeps, not hurtin. Iz RRRLY weerd, tho. Mebbe hims a boddisattva kitteh?
What is boddisattva please?
Iz rly spelld bodhisattva. In the Buddhist tradition, a bodhisattva is a being who has attained complete enlightenment (a buddha) and can stop being reborn, but elects to keep being reborn to help all beings. I think in other traditions, Oscar could be an angel in a cat suit! However we believe, Oscar is quite the special cat!
I sed its yesturdai an I sez it agin 2dai: Wat a weigh 2 goe? I wud luvs 2 has a kitteh cuddeling up 2 meh wen I breefs mah last. Truu!
Me also!
Me 3!!
And my daughter did the same for a dying cat – lay with her till she died. I think it was a comfort to both of them.
ur daughter bodhisattva too. Vairy good to dah kitteh. Good Karma.
Your daughter was a blessing to the cat. It is good to pass from the world with someone at your side.
Yah I’d want all mah kittehs to snorgle wit me bfore I goes over teh Rainbow Bridges.
i’ll drinx 2 dat. *cheers*
u needz a reezin? : ) juss red bowt this kitteh an woz awl lyk ‘gotta tell LOLfrenz’ but ICHC iz juss waaaay ahed ov th currv. ai lyk LBJ’s tayk awn kittehsatva. Oscar musst haz reacheded catori.
omg catori FTW!!1!!!! u & lbj iz so rite… we shud b takin da napz n cheezburgrz paf 2 enlitenment.
Kitteh be lyk Stark frum Farscape! He help ur soul cross ovur if he lub u <3
cept no mask to lift… good, cuz, well, tumz help wiv dat… But geeeeezz, dose aieez….
Ahhh, kitteh is too floofy and kyoot to be ebil. Iz jes beein der foar peplz when dey are needin him de mostest.
I agree wif dis staytment! kittah is anjul in dizguyz
Dunno bout dat. Luk in2 hiz eyez — veree hipnotik. He noes stuff.
he knows where you hid the cheezburgers. I would recommend letting him have them.
dat’s how come he’z sykik. he noes iffin yoo don’ bring him da cheezburgerz, he’z gonna keel yoo in yor sleepyplaces!
RL rezon he snorgke wit de dyin: Oskr lub de nrsin hm fud. De dyin leeb de lunch on de trae.
I iz agree. Kitteh’s eyez r long hallways.
kitteh’s eyez r lawng hallwayz cuz he is standin in a lawng hallwayz! iz hozpitall!
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I HAS A BELL
methinks yor pichur dint come owt lyke yoo ment it…
iz abstract of kitteh lukin doan a long hallways, wating fur the grim cheezburger.
askz not for hoom bell tolls. {pichur allinged left : ( }
“cat’s are good… half-in half-out, anyway”
Totally! He’s a lil kitteh guide into teh next wurld. Yay Oscar!
soooo glad you’re all thinking on the same plane I was — thought I was a little bit daft by thinking that maybe somehow Oscar accompanies these folks’ souls somehow…points them in the right direction…something.
The article says he gets upset if the family asks that he be removed from the person’s bed.
Actually, when I heard this on the radio, the first thought that popped into my head was “feline version of Cerberus”
whoa. okay, i didn’t see the article bit at first. now i get what everyone’s been talking about. yay! i win the slow’n'special award today!
*headdesk*
Duh..nao i finly git teh Grim frum teh Hairy Pawder buks.
I can haz slow ‘n’ spayshul award, too?
uv kors! alwayz glad to share mai winnings.
No, Flartus — not Cerberus from Harry Potter — think long before dat — to Greek mythology (from whence Jo Rowling got the name)
Cerberus was the dog who accompanied the souls of the dead across the river Styx into the afterlife.
hope i c kvorkeen key key lastly b4 i ded
For those what don’t know:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19959718/
Iz not skeerdid. Dis kitteh hlp u cross to teh uhter side wit wrm snugglz and luv. Iz gud hospice wurker!
Is this a reference to the grim-reaper cat in the news recently?
See link: http://cbs13.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_206171558.html
ya
if I was in tat nursing home and grim reaper kitteh came to my bed, I shoo it away.
He probly has poison claws and injeks tem.
Like jessica fletcher hapnin to be at all those places wher peopl die in Murder She Wrote”
Is no “refurrrunce” is Oskr hisself in de pitchure!
him iz too kyoot… i would snorgle him in last moments…
OIC u dont use minez.
dat iz NAWT a gud pichur ov dat kitteh.
in soviet russia, foto eksessivly stylizes U…Q!
Luk intu teh ayez of fuzzy-wuzzy Deth. Snugglz haz nevar bin so sinistar.
…thee kitteh tollz foar thee…
Oh man, I saw this on the BBC this morning… amazing!
“this little blue collar is the source of my powers – do you like it? I got it at petco, in the psychic kitty section. very fetching, don’t you think?”
Hims bin krunchin teh sykik kitteh tabs, 2. Livr flavr!!
De uniberse iz on Oscar’s belt? I tot wuz on Orion’s….
An whoo cuddint schmoo dat perfick pink noze?
Tanx, Oscar, a whole army. Joo R good kitteh!
MIB FTW!
Yu ar gettin sleepy…sleepy…wen I blinks wunse, yu will go to teh frij and drop teh sammon on teh floor…yu will not rememer enny of dis…
*blink*
……..
“Hey, Hon, didn’t we have some more of that salmon in here someplace?”
boddisattva r a budist vershun of a saint, wun who kindess is a natwral response to suferin.
We can haz maor? plz?
I try do dis too,mostlee no hafta try, just do. Hafta reeeeeellee trai fur da pugnicans or uver meen peeplz
yeh, i haz a prollem wen i’z drivin…i’z too meen to rude drivers. Must to let dem go on dere way and stop YELLIN AT TEH STOOPID EEJUT…oops.
I’z tryin, dough!
Eh, yellin is hokay, so is swarin… is gud owtlet 4 frustrashuns. I sware so much in car, sumtymes it maeks me laff. In mai vanpul, ai is designated swarer. Mebbe is nawt grate karma, but iz better than doin road-raje crapola.
Oskar-u r kitteh angel!
I see dead people!
WIN!! AWSUM!!
I can’t belieev nobody finks of dat before me! Usually I comes up wif da phunee half an hour too late : P
Wuz mai thot when I firs reeded de artikal bout him yesterdaee…
Cuz cats CAN see butween wurldz NEwayz….
Roscoe cood perdick erfkwayks when himz lil guy… He sit an look at wall and MEOREWQEGLERWDEELEOWWWLL at it. Den, wivin a day, a kwayke comz frum dat direckshun! An he wuz born waaay after de Norfrij yikes…
OMG. THAT is the best written version of that bizarre noise they make when things are wonky in their world. yay!
Onomatopoeia FTW!
I think he’s gorgeous
Cmon folks…. Oscar iz a sweetie…. he deserves more than 3.5 cheezbrgrs
Mandy Patinkin gives him post it notes every morning at Der Waffle Haus.
ROTFL!!!! Dead Like Me FTW!!!!!!!!
WIN WIN WIN!
Yaa, Win!
Ever see the movie “The Cooler,” with William H. Macy as a sad sack forced to pay off his debts to casino boss Alec Baldwin by passing his bad luck onto winning gamblers? As soon as he’d walk by or touch someone, they’d start losing in a big way.
Oscar must feel like that sometimes.
Yeas. I vrey mutch enjois dat moovee. I has speshell powurs. I can mayk kitteh appeer juss by opining up a magazeens. Truu!
Rly? I kin only make kittehs appeer by opining up a can of tuma.
Or like Odd Thomas! Tho, if I pass on, I want a cat on my bed. Hopefully one thats not attacking my toes tho
IM IN UR NURSIN HOM…SAYIN ITZ TYME TU GO
I’s ur angil
Helpin u 2 teh nex wurld.
Oscar seems like a good boy. Thanks for giving kitteh cuddles to people who need it most, Oscar!
The creepy part is, he’s not friendly to anyone but the dying. I’m envious, but not that envious.
who needs him most?
he hasn’t been wrong so far, and has given the staff time to make some preparations…. too many people die alone, not feeling loved or valued at all. not only is oscar beside them as they cross the bridge, he’s letting the humans around know to offer any help that’s needed on their part.
creepy? not by my definition. gifted, and blessed.
oskar is a gif from God
Tis of course begs the kwestion:
If, as my pastor says, Animals have no souls in te human sense, then tey have no free will. So, tey canno rebel against God. Dat means everything kittehs do is God’s will.
Hmmm, can’t argoo wif dat reezoning, even if I iz a pagany type persun!
But ackchoolee, cats ARE free will.. um, personified….
Duz free will meen cannot make choyses? I’ve seen kittehs makin choyses… but no, der nachoor cannot rebel aganst Creaytor, whoever dat iz!
An of coorse, if kittehs ARE gawd, den, well, of course!
inneresting chats cats! i propose dat Gawd iz a gift from Oskar (Gawd being a non-denominashunal construkt yoozd to simplify a compleks yet profowndlee basik concept into a noshun which may fynd sum semblance ov consensus wen simplee refurd to as ‘Gawd’). ai iz way way way wiv B! awn dis wun. we haz so menny fundamental strukchurz in place which reassure us that we iz sooperyor to animaulz and eeben that wee can live withowt nature’s decreasingly relentless bounty. Whether we think ov owrselves as part ov the wurld but superior to awl uther lyfe becoz we have religious ritual or iFones or psychiatrist appointments or because we doan get eeten foar lunch OR if we haz so much fayth in technology that we are sure the break from awl species and ecological processes must happen to our benefit within current lifetimes WE IZ UNINTENTIONALLY ENABLING a genuinely pathogenic status quo. If a spirituality is anthropocentric it got lost along the way, and regardless of the intentions or genuine goodness of its believers is contributing to all the things which modern society actually needs profound spirituality to cut through rather than support. imho. kthxbai.
Well…is rebelling against God breaking the ten commandments? They kill…prolly commit adultery, ect…
Uhh…this is hard logic to follow. I do not think preachers know how to talk about animals and should refrain from theories… Is this a universal belief of preachers?!?
Bill Hicks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmglGWMsdk
not entiertly awn topic but mebbe gud breethers
George Carlin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CitfTtMIx8
God is one who Groks.
Thou art God.
Credit where credit is due.
Those are quotes from “Stranger in a Strange Land” by Robert Heinlein.
Sorry I missed that with the original post.
truly beautiful kitteh
Who’s to say he doesn’t have special powers? Consider the many animals who are aware of impending natural disasters (such as the tsunami in 2004) long before we poor humans and our technologies.
This kitteh’s nose is awfully pale, though–I hope it’s not anemic (reminds me of my previous cat Phoebe).
An da kittehs an goggies who can perdick erfkwaykes or seezures or odder problims, an dey stay an help da poor pitiful nekkid apes…
I made this when I heard the story yesterday.
hehe.
Sneakie. u smrter dan me. I nevair think of this way to get lolcat picture on site.
VEERY CREEPY… but GOOOD!!!!
JRs — I b luvs in it!! Vrey phunnee.
ooo… my brain hurted while i tryd to figger dat 1 owt. But nao I laffin’ so hardz I cants stopz…
ooo…. i’s dying of LOL. i mus b nex
Some dogs can smell cancer, so maybe this cute little fella can smell something in the dying patient. In any case, he’s doing a good service to comfort the dying!
that’s what I was thinking – smell (and taste – doctors used to taste the patient’s urine to test for sugar, for diabetes) used to be a very important part of medicine but have become disregarded – diabetes, renal failure and I think pneunomia? can cause abberant smells, among others – it’s actually something that’s been getting more play in medical news lately
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003058.htm
if you’ve ever been around someone who’s in, say, the end stages of AIDS, they can smell pretty off and not just because of bedsores and such, they can start to smell bad while still mobile and able to take care of themselves – kitty is probably just attuned to the smell of the body shutting down
we are the ones who are so far removed from the truths of nature, and need to listen to their senses as our own have been so deadened.
brightest blessings, oscar and all of thee who can teach us what we’ve long forgotten.
Kitteh iz teh gatekeepr 2 anuthr dimenshun
If kitteh is teh gatekeepr whoz teh keymastr?
“Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a *God*, you say YES!”
Iz snorgle hims, Iz noe skared. Oscar noe devvel, he iz sweetzy boy. He knowezez his job.
i seed dis inna news yesturday. I fink, o great, more peeple tink cats is evil (sigh)
But like udder peeple here, yes, to have a snorgle from a kitteh as is time to go, not sound like such a bad ting. I gots one dat snorgles wit me as I fall to sleep. Purr music is soothing.
I know dere’s my buddies (kitties, puppies, guinea pigs, etc) waiting for me onna nudder side of da Rainbow Bridge.
I agree – when I leave this world, I wud luv to have a kitteh curled up by mee (u kno how deh luv to curl up in the back of ur knees) — and 2 her birds singing outside – leaving deh world with my 2 favorite parts of the universe nearby.
An having juss eeten chokolot!
Ey laffs out loud at dis!
oh, gigglesnort fur shure!
Wen I wuz a kid, I askt my pastor (hu happend also to be my Daddeh) if ther wud be aminals in hevun. He thot abowt it seriusly for a minit, then sed, “If yu want them, they will be there.”
I hav nevur seen reeson to disagree wid dat.
More likely that teh huumnz decide “omfg, it’s that “psychic” cat”, and die, then teh kitteh is predicting death.
Flipped the cause/effect upside down is all.
The article I read said that most of the folks are already unaware of their surroundings when Oscar comes to them…somehow he knows when they’re close to the bridge.
It’s been proven that people are aware of what is going on around them at all times, even when knocked out cold.
Really? ALL times? Including right before they die? How did they prove that?
Apparently through a liberal application of undocumented research for which traceable source data cannot possibly be provided.
Also, if you doubt the truth of that statement, you’re a fool.
Nevermind the people who lose hours of their life to inebriated revelry, or who cannot distinguish between friend and foe when in the throes of dementia.
Because, you know, scientific evidence and credible sources must take a back seat to the primacy of being right on the intar-webz.
Oh Bannoch, i ♥s u!
Read Dianetics, The Modern Science of Mental Health
Ah, Scientology.
Right. Please refer to the above comment for my answer, paying special attention to the, “undocumented research for which traceable source data cannot possibly be provided.”
If it’s intractable, it’s intractable. Hiding behind bad processes whilst exclaiming, “SCIENCE!!!,” is just as bad as blind religious dogmatism.
Really, they’re the same thing.
Dianetics? No, thank you. I prefer to get my science from credible sources.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
oh wate…dat wasn’t a joke?
Have you actually read the book, Dianetics?
It defines a complete science of the mind. What part did you find disagreement with?
oh, flartus, purrtect me…… and all ob us.
annie, where’s dat keg ob katlua and creem?
That study was referring to those under general anaethesia.
..or, should we just embrace “cats are psychic” and not examine the possibilities at hand? (Just like “We all know Dianetics is wrong, even without having even studied the subject.”
Ignorance ftw?
omfg,
While I have not studied satinism, I know that it’s not right for me. The same goes for genital peircing, beating my wife, or smashing my hand with a hammer. You are welcome to your own belief system, but we, too, are welcome to our own belief systems.
Perhaps cats are psychic.
Perhaps god lives in a cloudy, misty nifty place and sits on a throne.
Perhaps aliens exist.
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.
BTW, I have been under general anaethesia and remember absoultly nothing.
I was once so drunk that I lost seven hours of my life.
Given that I was 21 at the time, and have since grown beyond the need for such pedantic behavior, but the fact remains that I cannot recall what I was doing in those seven hours, though there are pictures to prove I was mobile and interacting with my surroundings.
As for my disagreement with Dianetics, I would say the largest part of it comes from the theory’s inability to accept that medication is sometimes necessary to salve chemical imbalances within the human brain. As much as I’m sure L. Ron Hubbard was a brilliant man (and not just a mediocre science fiction writer trying to find his way among giants), he apparently had little to no understanding of the chemical composition of the gray matter that sits between our ears. To that end, I am NOT willing to let some crackpot short-story writer tell me what I should and shouldn’t be doing with my body.
The whole, “Xenu/Thetan,” thing is a little out there, too. Because, you know, shards of alien soul-matter making my life terrible isn’t just as far-fetched and unbelievable as every other major religion in the world.
>> close to the bridge
in Hospice Speak, that would be ‘circling the drain.’
too soon!
da bess part of da artikel iz wen it sez “oscar takes his wurk seriously.”
oscar gots gud wurk-ethik. don spend all his timez reedin the intarnets.
i luvs him.
oh hai grm reeperz. i can has sole? kthx bai.
Rod Stooert kitteh singz
“i doan think yer seeeexy,
i juss wawnt yer baaaawdee,
cum awn behbeh, tiiiiime to go”
no, we heering somefin else entirely…. oscar joining in wif da BridgeKitBlackCatChoir as dey bery softly sing,
‘show me da way to go home
i tired and i wanna go to bed…’
“ai got a littl born abowt a senchree aaa-go,
an datz paaaht ov y i’z ded, *blarg*”
Ey jus hope ders a kitteh waitin fer me when my time comes. Would like does snorgles vairy much.
I laughed and laughed and laughed at this one.
Which is pretty sick and wrong.
Oh well. Love it.
while we can chuckle at the “grim rea-purr” jokes, i find this story too touching to be made light of…funny though it is, i’d rather see a more uplifting lolcat caption on this pic of Oscar. More like:
Is ok, go to teh light.
I is halpn u now.
aww, WIN!
You makes me crie!
Such a nice thought — a kitty snorgle as they pass over the bridge.
yesh, so many possibilities!
“Oh hai! Welcome to hebben! Katlua?”
Plez be changin’ lak Kattahl sez. Much win in that! Also “Grim rea-purr” so funny!
This is sooo touching!!!
Soooo naice! Iz weepee 2day, no haff kitteh wif mee in Cali (beloved Sandi iz bak in AZ with mai kidz)… Ur post maid mee crai more. Sweet thot FTW!
i skrools down. look 4 jack deth hi ku. wher r u? is u oscar deth kitteh relative?
Zackly what I be thinkin. Jack, where ru? Needz mai daily kitteh hi ku. Thxbai.
i gives limrik, k?
He’s Oscar, te grim rea-purr kitteh
He’s compasshionate and he’s so pritteh
Wen he comes to yor bed
an snorgles your hed
you’re of to teh Hebbinly Citteh
Win win!!!
WINZ!1!
Due to the incredible nature of the situation, I’ve decided to play this straight.
As we all know, animals (like humans) have the capacity for psychic ‘awareness’. Some recognize, accept and choose to use the gift…and some don’t.
We are blessed with entities amoung us in so many different capacities, such as angels, spiritual counselors, many different types of guides, etc., whether they be in animal, spirit or human form.
I am thrilled beyond words this story has been documented and in the news.
Hopefully, this will increase awareness in others (not us…we already know!) that our esteemed furry friends are more that just ‘dumb animals’ with no capacity for insight, love, analytical intelligence or a sense of humour.
Let there be NO DOUBT that they do ‘cross over’ when they leave this plane and we will reunite with them…and as amazing as it may seem, some even REMAIN with us!
(I’m also praying this will not contribute to the idiocy of so many who have an unjustifiable suspicion of felines).
(^.^)
Can I snorgle Oscar when iz him tiem to pass bridge?
If he der when I cross bridge, will he fite wif Willem, who iz waitin der for me? Will he play wiv Gus? Will RC swat him?
(Also, will hubby not be lergic to Willem an all when he cross too?)
LOLs! It will truly be an amazing snorgle-thon of epic proportions!
P.S. Noe allergeez…geranteed! (^.^)
You GET IT. Many cheezburgers.
I’m sorry – I’m going to have to go with oscar smelling the body shutting down on the breath or thru the skin, similar to dogs who are trained to smell for cancer. mainly because godd4mnit I want more federal funding for cancer sniffing dogs (or cats – I don’t care) !!!
and everybody – stop smoking and ladies get your d4mn mammograms, it’s only 45 lbs of pressure and early detection is key !!! OK: done ;o)
45 lbs of pressure?! Feels like 100! Too much for deh kitteh (an’ de Momma) but for a gud kauz. (sigh)
y can’t it be bof? Ebben if he is smellin teh bodee shutting down–I do happens to agreees wif u vry much–wut wud bring a not-so-frenlee kitteh to wanna stay around dyin peeps?
Sienss an relijun aren’t exclusive of each otter!
(steps daon frum sopebocks)
well, flartus, we tinks dat stend’s got some ob dat patriyarchal stuff roming round–he can’t help da way he tinks sometimes.
i readed dis thread aftpurr i posted some ob my othfur comments (eithfur in dis naym or my more colorful one) but it be purrfect. i not tink we hab eny idea how much we, as a speshies, do NOT know yet….
we decided long ago dat since no one can proov OR disproov da eggsitense ob da rainbow bridge, dat we’ll just go ahed and beleef in it and create it da way we want it.
no allergies, no meen-spiritedness, lots ob play and dood fud, and dood furriends of all sizes and kinds and colors.
resq furriends and i laff about how we gonna be mugged when it our turn to go: not just frum our own BridgeKits meeting us, but, wif cries of, “wait, she were OUR foster mom!”, “no, i liffed wif her fur monfs afore you wuz eben borned!” and all da, “oh, oh, she droved us dat day on da transpurrt dat tooked us to our fureber home!” and, “oh, so DAT’S whut she looks like! kinda weerd, but we heerd she made 75 calls in 36 hours to keep us from dying…..”
heven cudn’t be no better dan dat.
guyz… don’t forget yer PSA !
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ah spen teh hole daze tellin pplz dis kitteh not be OSCAR de la MUERTA!!!
IM IN UR RUUM… PURRDIKTIN UR DETH
yew WILL bring meh a cheezburger. i will it sew.
alsew, i JUST read teh Oscar storee in teh Boston Globe. iz sew toucheeng and wunderfull.
Mai kittehs alwaze hang wif me when I sik. when I had food poisoning AND a dry socket after having my wisdom teeth out (gawd, I thought I would have to get better to die!) my Domino never left my side — he always slept on me when I was well, or between my knees (trapping me under the covers…argh) — but this time he was curled at my side, his paw always in the palm of my hand. My ex said he wouldn’t eat or go to his litterbox if I was sleeping off the painkillers – he would wait until I awoke.
wow …….
Yah, my Willem did dis too when I hadda bad penonia. He laid on me, a furree purree heeting pad, until I bedder. Even when I coff soo hard, he still not jump away, jus mew an lay back down when I tye tye an restings. Mai frenz comed over to halp me wif foods, Willem still no leeve me, jus stay an purr an mew an pat mai cheeks wiv himz big sof pawz. I wuz grateful for kitteh luv frum him, he kep me alive!
My Squeaker wuz dat way wen I had deh asthmas and bronkitis reel bad. She layed on my HED, uv all fings! Draped her liddle self across top of my hed, and wuld pat me. Den she wuld sit up and lik my forehed wen I hadz deh bad feeverz. She tooked gud care of me. And onlee leeved me wen had to use deh litterbocks. Had to feed her besyde me, eeven.
Awwwww. U has gud kittehs.
Wen I’s nawt feelin well, mah goggie leenz on da cowch or bed an look at me lyk, “I luv yu. Really. I cuddle wif u til u feelz bettr an den u can feedz me. Hokay?” He be gud goggie. Is gettin old (11 years!) but he think he ar puppeh.
Nao, see, wen mah doggee duz dat, i always reed her luk as sayin “Hey, y u not get owt of teh bed an takes me 4 a walk, lazee?”
My Remington dus teh same fing — makes honk-shus curled up next too yoo when ur sikk or sad. Him ALWAYS noes when u need hims to be dere. He’s gud for tummyakes since he lays rite nuxt to ur tummy.
Him has kidney probs now, tho. Stoopid poysun food.
i sowwy ur goggie not well-can himz getz bedder?
Sor 4 ur pur goggeh. Wil ax his Creator 4 faster heelin’, k? Thxbai.
My kitteh rite next 2 me when I was going threw mass diffikultees and was reely sad.
So sweet…
Aminals has sensitive feelings fur reel. Wen we move my 95 yo momma from Boston to Alzheimer’s unit near hear, teh plane were delayed, so mom & dad had 2 spend teh rest of teh nite at my house. Nex mornin I was fraid our barky-bouncy 60 lb. puppeh wud bark & bounce & nock momma over, but he jes came up an lay down all nice an still at her feets.
He barks an bounces an nocks evvybuddy else over, tho.
what a gud puppeh!!
mah kitteh bridget jones snorgeled me during and after miscarriage and wiped teary iz wif her fayce and pawz
she snorglerd up over tummy and purred over baby saying bye. helped me to deel wiv dis loss beddur
Yeah, I wonce wuz feelin’ bad, an the mos antisocial of teh two kittehs of my mom’s jumped on mah bed an put er pah on mah forehead and liked mah bangs to mak me feel gud again. Waz verrah surprizing and verrah nice.
(furst tyme typin liek kitteh…how I do?)
Did gud! Iz noo to lolcat 2, u n Iz jest lernin’ teh lingo. We be buds, k?
Iz not too neu to lolcat, but I iz neu to lolcat spellings. Iz hard–grammar in my hed sez, “hey, wtf r u doin’?”
Iz komputer riter @ wrk, so lolcat spellin’ soooo hard… keep uzin ‘posable thumms, Iz cheatin’. Hope lolfrenz kin forgiv. Mroow?
you has Domino? Yay! I has Domino too, but we call her Minnie for short (long story) :
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dominocat/sets/139017/
My Domino/Minnie is my little nurse, she always wants to snuggle close if I’m poorly
Heaven…. let me show you it.
Das Oscar! teh deth cat.
oh rly?
My Hewmin nawt well
Himz hartbeet saowndz diffurrent
Needz to maykz himz smyle
Nawt lyke hang~ober
Wen himz mayke de “Urrrrppeez!” an
sleepz neer lidder~bawkz
Himz sez himz haz “Floo”
Awll warm an swetty. I juss
keepz himz kumpenny
Jack.
Yu makin me teary-eye, Jack.
Even if you have no earthly company at the time you die, I think the angels come for you and you are never alone.
The painter Willaim Adolphe Bouguereau, in 1878, painted “A Soul Brought to Heaven,” which you can see at http://www.goodart.org/wbsoul.jpg (look for the title). The first time I saw a photo of this painting, it brought tears to my eyes. We are all so very loved.
Pretty angels takin’ peeps sole to Eternal Bridge. God bless u 4 sharn wiff us.
No no… i iz fyne Oscar really. I haz appetite for cheezbrgher still. Look – not even sick.
“I…feel…HAPPY!!”
“I think I’ll go fur a walk.”
“Ur not foolin enyone, u noes…”
I’z gettings bettur!
No, yur nawt!
iz in ur bed.. watchin u die…
I LOLed thru teh teers. +1.
breeng owt ur ded!
breeng owt ur ded!
i don want to go on teh cart! i feel happy! i feel happy!
“I HAZ MAH FILL OF BIRDZ.” It’s like something from a Steven King novel.
BOC Kitteh sez:
dont feer teh reepah.
Blu oistre kult ref! Yay! (cowbell… NOT WANT!)
Im in ur nurzin home…
…bein Johnny Smith
I like this Blog!
I just like it!
i iz teh grim reapurr
bow down 2 meh
or me kiel u
“Ahm in UR dimensha wardz, Harbingin’ UR DOOMZ!”
My Grammie always told me never to let a cat on the bed, that they’ll suck your breath right out of you. Damn, but Grammie was RIGHT. Or maybe they die from Oscar’s cuteness, it’s too much.
Ur monorail track is at teh end of teh line
pleez hav ur wunway tikkit reddee, awl seeting haz a grayt vyoo, enjoy thee complimentree taystee adult bevridges, an on behalf ov Catartic Monorayl we sez ‘smoke em if u got em’
as seen on tv
zomyg…luks like udder kittahs iz duin dis to….
http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_072607ANB_deathcats_KC.b42c451c.html
im in ur hospitalz stealin ur souls
Bestest insied-joek lolcat evarrr!
Prezoomably Oscar an teh othrr kittehs at nursng home ar awl nootrd. Othrrwizee, wud be interestin to noe iff Oscar cud pass abillitee daown to kitnz. Gennetik trayt? Mebbe menny kittehs hev — but knott livng in nursng homes, kittehs daont getz chantz to uze. Cud breed lyne of hospice kittehs?
I can has cloned kitteh?
In wun wayy, dis idee a bitt crasss — but hev srrvice doggehs to halp hoominz, so…
ha! awesome.
although my first inspirations were obscure film references:
“HAO ‘BOUT A NICE GAEM OV CHEZZ” & “YER TIEM IZ UP!”
http://aethyrflux.livejournal.com/133378.html
i couldn’t resist paying homage to Oscar with these obligatory standards:
“IINVISIBLE DEATH” “HAI… I CAN HAS UR SUL, PLZ?!!!” & “GRIM REA-PURR”
http://aethyrflux.livejournal.com/133780.html
UR DEATH
LET ME SHOW YOU IT
UR SOUL
IT HAS A FLAVR
O hai im goin 2 vist da V P needz nu hart battereys
Sixth Sense Kitteh says:
“NO RLY, I seez ded peeplz!”
In all seriousness (we can has dat? Rly? Lulz)
This is one of the most interesting and compelling online discussions I’ve ever had.
Thanks for the good reads, ICHC pals.
Online? I’d rank this up thre with some discussions I’ve had IRL, too.
I agree. This is a weighty thread, even if most of it is in lolcat. Some heartfelt moments from many thoughtful people here.
NOT NEXT!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT WANT
Dis kitty get all da cheezburgrs he wantz. De capshunr get kick in teef. Dis not funny. Dis bad taste.
Sparkly, did you read any of the above discussions? This discussion makes the captions almost irrelevant.
U r kik da buckit – lolrus needz id bak
dat gud wun… crakt me up!
grim repurr… iz not grim
His eyes remind me of Keanu Reeves. Heheh.