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Read about Oscar the death predictin’ cat … so creepy yet cute we had to make a lolcat out of him.
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caption idea: jeffrey
cello taped on by: chz
photo from: AP
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
And yu NO ther’ll be fokes POZitiv hez a soul-suckin devl kitteh.
I can has soulburger?
u had a soul, but i eated it
Win!1!
can’t be debbil kitteh— tey have layzr eyes
hims a pensive, soulful, spiritual kitteh,
u meen soul food?
i’z a soul-burger! doo-doot-doo da doo-doot-do!
otis ftw!!!
This Seoul, it has a flavr.
I ar preditkin
U wil bring mee cheezburgers
Dat it teh ONE KITTEH in da werdl i wud RUN AWAY from.
I sed it befoar….
Oh Hai Oscar…U wanna snorgle wif meh????
NNNOOOOOoooooooooooo.
Ded.
I’m sayin dis cuz I r onlee 41 an helthee. If I were old on mah dethbed or sick wif terminul diseeze, I wud welcom teh kitteh.
But Iz somewhut yung an helthee
STAYZ AWAY KITTEH U cute but stayz away!!
I tink I wud welcum kitteh 2. Naice sooftz snorgle wif purr albayz gud fore sole!
Melissa, I’m with you. Wen I’m old and sick I hopez teh kitteh visitz mee too.
If I were old and sick, kitteh wood be welcom. Doan wanna hang aroun inna diper wif a cannula up mah snoot an toobs comin out all ober.
Luklee Ozkar be werkin in dah rite departmentz…wif dah deementia and Alzymerz, so dey dun rly kno wot he be dere foar, just dat he be makin demz comfartibble. (Dun fink wud werk well wif peeple who gnu heemz last ownar kalled him Grimmy.)
If’n Ah hadd ta goe, Ah dinnea fink Ah mynd eef ah kitteh be snorglin meh wen Ah goez.
Mah sity haz sykik kitteh, 2:
http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=b04625ba-0968-4b69-99b3-f91dc1877dd4
I winder if the estate gets billed for a “CAT Scan”
BA DUM DUMP ***** rim shot******Thank u, thank u, I will be here all week, try the veal…
I liked your comment the best! I actually work at the facility where oscar lives. He is actually a very sweet cat. They make him out to be spooky. The patients love him
thanks
bery kuul! glald u commented!
I tink Oscar’s helpin peeps, not hurtin. Iz RRRLY weerd, tho. Mebbe hims a boddisattva kitteh?
What is boddisattva please?
Iz rly spelld bodhisattva. In the Buddhist tradition, a bodhisattva is a being who has attained complete enlightenment (a buddha) and can stop being reborn, but elects to keep being reborn to help all beings. I think in other traditions, Oscar could be an angel in a cat suit! However we believe, Oscar is quite the special cat!
I sed its yesturdai an I sez it agin 2dai: Wat a weigh 2 goe? I wud luvs 2 has a kitteh cuddeling up 2 meh wen I breefs mah last. Truu!
Me also!
Me 3!!
And my daughter did the same for a dying cat - lay with her till she died. I think it was a comfort to both of them.
ur daughter bodhisattva too. Vairy good to dah kitteh. Good Karma.
Your daughter was a blessing to the cat. It is good to pass from the world with someone at your side.
Yah I’d want all mah kittehs to snorgle wit me bfore I goes over teh Rainbow Bridges.
i’ll drinx 2 dat. *cheers*
u needz a reezin? : ) juss red bowt this kitteh an woz awl lyk ‘gotta tell LOLfrenz’ but ICHC iz juss waaaay ahed ov th currv. ai lyk LBJ’s tayk awn kittehsatva. Oscar musst haz reacheded catori.
omg catori FTW!!1!!!! u & lbj iz so rite… we shud b takin da napz n cheezburgrz paf 2 enlitenment.
Kitteh be lyk Stark frum Farscape! He help ur soul cross ovur if he lub u <3
cept no mask to lift… good, cuz, well, tumz help wiv dat… But geeeeezz, dose aieez….
Ahhh, kitteh is too floofy and kyoot to be ebil. Iz jes beein der foar peplz when dey are needin him de mostest.
I agree wif dis staytment! kittah is anjul in dizguyz
Dunno bout dat. Luk in2 hiz eyez — veree hipnotik. He noes stuff.
he knows where you hid the cheezburgers. I would recommend letting him have them.
dat’s how come he’z sykik. he noes iffin yoo don’ bring him da cheezburgerz, he’z gonna keel yoo in yor sleepyplaces!
RL rezon he snorgke wit de dyin: Oskr lub de nrsin hm fud. De dyin leeb de lunch on de trae.
I iz agree. Kitteh’s eyez r long hallways.
kitteh’s eyez r lawng hallwayz cuz he is standin in a lawng hallwayz! iz hozpitall!
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I HAS A BELL
methinks yor pichur dint come owt lyke yoo ment it…
iz abstract of kitteh lukin doan a long hallways, wating fur the grim cheezburger.
askz not for hoom bell tolls. {pichur allinged left : ( }
“cat’s are good… half-in half-out, anyway”
Totally! He’s a lil kitteh guide into teh next wurld. Yay Oscar!
soooo glad you’re all thinking on the same plane I was — thought I was a little bit daft by thinking that maybe somehow Oscar accompanies these folks’ souls somehow…points them in the right direction…something.
The article says he gets upset if the family asks that he be removed from the person’s bed.
Actually, when I heard this on the radio, the first thought that popped into my head was “feline version of Cerberus”
whoa. okay, i didn’t see the article bit at first. now i get what everyone’s been talking about. yay! i win the slow’n’special award today!
*headdesk*
Duh..nao i finly git teh Grim frum teh Hairy Pawder buks.
I can haz slow ‘n’ spayshul award, too?
uv kors! alwayz glad to share mai winnings.
No, Flartus — not Cerberus from Harry Potter — think long before dat — to Greek mythology (from whence Jo Rowling got the name)
Cerberus was the dog who accompanied the souls of the dead across the river Styx into the afterlife.
hope i c kvorkeen key key lastly b4 i ded
For those what don’t know:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19959718/
Iz not skeerdid. Dis kitteh hlp u cross to teh uhter side wit wrm snugglz and luv. Iz gud hospice wurker!
Is this a reference to the grim-reaper cat in the news recently?
See link: http://cbs13.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_206171558.html
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if I was in tat nursing home and grim reaper kitteh came to my bed, I shoo it away.
He probly has poison claws and injeks tem.
Like jessica fletcher hapnin to be at all those places wher peopl die in Murder She Wrote”
Is no “refurrrunce” is Oskr hisself in de pitchure!
him iz too kyoot… i would snorgle him in last moments…
OIC u dont use minez.
dat iz NAWT a gud pichur ov dat kitteh.
in soviet russia, foto eksessivly stylizes U…Q!
Luk intu teh ayez of fuzzy-wuzzy Deth. Snugglz haz nevar bin so sinistar.