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Read about Oscar the death predictin’ cat … so creepy yet cute we had to make a lolcat out of him.

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  1. snippet says:

    And yu NO ther’ll be fokes POZitiv hez a soul-suckin devl kitteh.

  2. D.R. says:

    I ar preditkin

    U wil bring mee cheezburgers

  3. Melissa says:

    Dat it teh ONE KITTEH in da werdl i wud RUN AWAY from.

    I sed it befoar….
    Oh Hai Oscar…U wanna snorgle wif meh????
    NNNOOOOOoooooooooooo.
    Ded.

  4. Virtualcatsonlyplease says:

    I winder if the estate gets billed for a “CAT Scan”

  5. LuvBJones says:

    I tink Oscar’s helpin peeps, not hurtin. Iz RRRLY weerd, tho. Mebbe hims a boddisattva kitteh?

  6. Jay-G says:

    Ahhh, kitteh is too floofy and kyoot to be ebil. Iz jes beein der foar peplz when dey are needin him de mostest.

  7. Kattahl says:

    For those what don’t know:
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19959718/

    Iz not skeerdid. Dis kitteh hlp u cross to teh uhter side wit wrm snugglz and luv. Iz gud hospice wurker!

  8. peagle says:

    Is this a reference to the grim-reaper cat in the news recently?

    See link: http://cbs13.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_206171558.html

    • miss foots says:

      ya
      if I was in tat nursing home and grim reaper kitteh came to my bed, I shoo it away.

      He probly has poison claws and injeks tem.

      Like jessica fletcher hapnin to be at all those places wher peopl die in Murder She Wrote”

    • Jennycats says:

      Is no “refurrrunce” is Oskr hisself in de pitchure!

  9. mae says:

    him iz too kyoot… i would snorgle him in last moments…

  10. pentachris says:

    OIC u dont use minez.

  11. Seward says:

    Luk intu teh ayez of fuzzy-wuzzy Deth. Snugglz haz nevar bin so sinistar.

  12. Joe Chawki says:

    Oh man, I saw this on the BBC this morning… amazing!

  13. stendhalismo says:

    “this little blue collar is the source of my powers – do you like it? I got it at petco, in the psychic kitty section. very fetching, don’t you think?”

  14. Duffy says:

    Yu ar gettin sleepy…sleepy…wen I blinks wunse, yu will go to teh frij and drop teh sammon on teh floor…yu will not rememer enny of dis…
    *blink*
    ……..

    “Hey, Hon, didn’t we have some more of that salmon in here someplace?”

  15. popp says:

    boddisattva r a budist vershun of a saint, wun who kindess is a natwral response to suferin.

    • B! says:

      We can haz maor? plz?

      I try do dis too,mostlee no hafta try, just do. Hafta reeeeeellee trai fur da pugnicans or uver meen peeplz

      • Flartus says:

        yeh, i haz a prollem wen i’z drivin…i’z too meen to rude drivers. Must to let dem go on dere way and stop YELLIN AT TEH STOOPID EEJUT…oops.

        I’z tryin, dough!

        • BonzoGal says:

          Eh, yellin is hokay, so is swarin… is gud owtlet 4 frustrashuns. I sware so much in car, sumtymes it maeks me laff. In mai vanpul, ai is designated swarer. Mebbe is nawt grate karma, but iz better than doin road-raje crapola. ;)

  16. Bizkitmama says:

    Oskar-u r kitteh angel!

  17. Dustbunny says:

    I see dead people!

  18. I think he’s gorgeous

    Cmon folks…. Oscar iz a sweetie…. he deserves more than 3.5 cheezbrgrs

  19. Grey Kitten says:

    Mandy Patinkin gives him post it notes every morning at Der Waffle Haus.

  20. Menopaws says:

    Ever see the movie “The Cooler,” with William H. Macy as a sad sack forced to pay off his debts to casino boss Alec Baldwin by passing his bad luck onto winning gamblers? As soon as he’d walk by or touch someone, they’d start losing in a big way.

    Oscar must feel like that sometimes.

  21. Mary1966 says:

    IM IN UR NURSIN HOM…SAYIN ITZ TYME TU GO

  22. I’s ur angil
    Helpin u 2 teh nex wurld.

  23. Driver B says:

    Oscar seems like a good boy. Thanks for giving kitteh cuddles to people who need it most, Oscar!

    • doctorcat says:

      The creepy part is, he’s not friendly to anyone but the dying. I’m envious, but not that envious.

      • calicoliberationcoalition says:

        who needs him most?

        he hasn’t been wrong so far, and has given the staff time to make some preparations…. too many people die alone, not feeling loved or valued at all. not only is oscar beside them as they cross the bridge, he’s letting the humans around know to offer any help that’s needed on their part.

        creepy? not by my definition. gifted, and blessed.

        • miss foots says:

          oskar is a gif from God

          • miss foots says:

            Tis of course begs the kwestion:
            If, as my pastor says, Animals have no souls in te human sense, then tey have no free will. So, tey canno rebel against God. Dat means everything kittehs do is God’s will.

            • B! says:

              Hmmm, can’t argoo wif dat reezoning, even if I iz a pagany type persun!

              But ackchoolee, cats ARE free will.. um, personified….

              Duz free will meen cannot make choyses? I’ve seen kittehs makin choyses… but no, der nachoor cannot rebel aganst Creaytor, whoever dat iz!

              An of coorse, if kittehs ARE gawd, den, well, of course!

            • typingisnotactivism says:

              inneresting chats cats! i propose dat Gawd iz a gift from Oskar (Gawd being a non-denominashunal construkt yoozd to simplify a compleks yet profowndlee basik concept into a noshun which may fynd sum semblance ov consensus wen simplee refurd to as ‘Gawd’). ai iz way way way wiv B! awn dis wun. we haz so menny fundamental strukchurz in place which reassure us that we iz sooperyor to animaulz and eeben that wee can live withowt nature’s decreasingly relentless bounty. Whether we think ov owrselves as part ov the wurld but superior to awl uther lyfe becoz we have religious ritual or iFones or psychiatrist appointments or because we doan get eeten foar lunch OR if we haz so much fayth in technology that we are sure the break from awl species and ecological processes must happen to our benefit within current lifetimes WE IZ UNINTENTIONALLY ENABLING a genuinely pathogenic status quo. If a spirituality is anthropocentric it got lost along the way, and regardless of the intentions or genuine goodness of its believers is contributing to all the things which modern society actually needs profound spirituality to cut through rather than support. imho. kthxbai.

            • funnee says:

              Well…is rebelling against God breaking the ten commandments? They kill…prolly commit adultery, ect…

              Uhh…this is hard logic to follow. I do not think preachers know how to talk about animals and should refrain from theories… Is this a universal belief of preachers?!?

            • typingisnotactivism says:

              Bill Hicks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmglGWMsdk
              not entiertly awn topic but mebbe gud breethers
              George Carlin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CitfTtMIx8

            • keogh says:

              God is one who Groks.
              Thou art God.

            • keogh says:

              Credit where credit is due.
              Those are quotes from “Stranger in a Strange Land” by Robert Heinlein.
              Sorry I missed that with the original post.

  24. kirinphoebe says:

    truly beautiful kitteh
    Who’s to say he doesn’t have special powers? Consider the many animals who are aware of impending natural disasters (such as the tsunami in 2004) long before we poor humans and our technologies.

    This kitteh’s nose is awfully pale, though–I hope it’s not anemic (reminds me of my previous cat Phoebe).

    • B! says:

      An da kittehs an goggies who can perdick erfkwaykes or seezures or odder problims, an dey stay an help da poor pitiful nekkid apes…

  25. JR says:

    I made this when I heard the story yesterday.

  26. kitski says:

    ooo… my brain hurted while i tryd to figger dat 1 owt. But nao I laffin’ so hardz I cants stopz…

  27. kitski says:

    ooo…. i’s dying of LOL. i mus b nex

  28. Mary says:

    Some dogs can smell cancer, so maybe this cute little fella can smell something in the dying patient. In any case, he’s doing a good service to comfort the dying!

    • stendhalismo says:

      that’s what I was thinking – smell (and taste – doctors used to taste the patient’s urine to test for sugar, for diabetes) used to be a very important part of medicine but have become disregarded – diabetes, renal failure and I think pneunomia? can cause abberant smells, among others – it’s actually something that’s been getting more play in medical news lately

      http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003058.htm

      if you’ve ever been around someone who’s in, say, the end stages of AIDS, they can smell pretty off and not just because of bedsores and such, they can start to smell bad while still mobile and able to take care of themselves – kitty is probably just attuned to the smell of the body shutting down

      • calicoliberationcoalition says:

        we are the ones who are so far removed from the truths of nature, and need to listen to their senses as our own have been so deadened.

        brightest blessings, oscar and all of thee who can teach us what we’ve long forgotten.

  29. bustersmom says:

    Kitteh iz teh gatekeepr 2 anuthr dimenshun

  30. kittehlvrs says:

    Iz snorgle hims, Iz noe skared. Oscar noe devvel, he iz sweetzy boy. He knowezez his job.

  31. Lucy's mommeh says:

    i seed dis inna news yesturday. I fink, o great, more peeple tink cats is evil (sigh)
    But like udder peeple here, yes, to have a snorgle from a kitteh as is time to go, not sound like such a bad ting. I gots one dat snorgles wit me as I fall to sleep. Purr music is soothing.
    I know dere’s my buddies (kitties, puppies, guinea pigs, etc) waiting for me onna nudder side of da Rainbow Bridge.

  32. omfg says:

    More likely that teh huumnz decide “omfg, it’s that “psychic” cat”, and die, then teh kitteh is predicting death.

    Flipped the cause/effect upside down is all.

    • Sunnshyne says:

      The article I read said that most of the folks are already unaware of their surroundings when Oscar comes to them…somehow he knows when they’re close to the bridge.

      • omfg says:

        It’s been proven that people are aware of what is going on around them at all times, even when knocked out cold.

        • Really? ALL times? Including right before they die? How did they prove that?

          • Bannoch says:

            Apparently through a liberal application of undocumented research for which traceable source data cannot possibly be provided.

            Also, if you doubt the truth of that statement, you’re a fool.

            Nevermind the people who lose hours of their life to inebriated revelry, or who cannot distinguish between friend and foe when in the throes of dementia.

            Because, you know, scientific evidence and credible sources must take a back seat to the primacy of being right on the intar-webz.

          • omfg says:

            Read Dianetics, The Modern Science of Mental Health

            • Bannoch says:

              Ah, Scientology.

              Right. Please refer to the above comment for my answer, paying special attention to the, “undocumented research for which traceable source data cannot possibly be provided.”

              If it’s intractable, it’s intractable. Hiding behind bad processes whilst exclaiming, “SCIENCE!!!,” is just as bad as blind religious dogmatism.

              Really, they’re the same thing.

            • Cottleston Pie says:

              Dianetics? No, thank you. I prefer to get my science from credible sources.

            • Flartus says:

              HAHAHAHAHA!!!

              oh wate…dat wasn’t a joke?

            • omfg says:

              Have you actually read the book, Dianetics?

              It defines a complete science of the mind. What part did you find disagreement with?

            • tenhousecats says:

              oh, flartus, purrtect me…… and all ob us.

              annie, where’s dat keg ob katlua and creem?

        • Sunnshyne says:

          That study was referring to those under general anaethesia.

          • omfg says:

            ..or, should we just embrace “cats are psychic” and not examine the possibilities at hand? (Just like “We all know Dianetics is wrong, even without having even studied the subject.”

            Ignorance ftw?

            • Keogh says:

              omfg,
              While I have not studied satinism, I know that it’s not right for me. The same goes for genital peircing, beating my wife, or smashing my hand with a hammer. You are welcome to your own belief system, but we, too, are welcome to our own belief systems.
              Perhaps cats are psychic.
              Perhaps god lives in a cloudy, misty nifty place and sits on a throne.
              Perhaps aliens exist.
              Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

              BTW, I have been under general anaethesia and remember absoultly nothing.

            • Bannoch says:

              I was once so drunk that I lost seven hours of my life.

              Given that I was 21 at the time, and have since grown beyond the need for such pedantic behavior, but the fact remains that I cannot recall what I was doing in those seven hours, though there are pictures to prove I was mobile and interacting with my surroundings.

              As for my disagreement with Dianetics, I would say the largest part of it comes from the theory’s inability to accept that medication is sometimes necessary to salve chemical imbalances within the human brain. As much as I’m sure L. Ron Hubbard was a brilliant man (and not just a mediocre science fiction writer trying to find his way among giants), he apparently had little to no understanding of the chemical composition of the gray matter that sits between our ears. To that end, I am NOT willing to let some crackpot short-story writer tell me what I should and shouldn’t be doing with my body.

              The whole, “Xenu/Thetan,” thing is a little out there, too. Because, you know, shards of alien soul-matter making my life terrible isn’t just as far-fetched and unbelievable as every other major religion in the world. ;)

      • Dr.Gno says:

        >> close to the bridge
        in Hospice Speak, that would be ‘circling the drain.’

  33. Mr. Pants says:

    too soon!

  34. kbryna says:

    da bess part of da artikel iz wen it sez “oscar takes his wurk seriously.”

    oscar gots gud wurk-ethik. don spend all his timez reedin the intarnets.

    i luvs him.

  35. paul says:

    oh hai grm reeperz. i can has sole? kthx bai.

  36. typingisnotactivism says:

    Rod Stooert kitteh singz
    “i doan think yer seeeexy,
    i juss wawnt yer baaaawdee,
    cum awn behbeh, tiiiiime to go”

    • tenhousecats says:

      no, we heering somefin else entirely…. oscar joining in wif da BridgeKitBlackCatChoir as dey bery softly sing,

      ‘show me da way to go home
      i tired and i wanna go to bed…’

  37. leaderoftheband says:

    Ey jus hope ders a kitteh waitin fer me when my time comes. Would like does snorgles vairy much.

  38. eowyn_2 says:

    I laughed and laughed and laughed at this one.

    Which is pretty sick and wrong.

    Oh well. Love it.

  39. Kattahl says:

    while we can chuckle at the “grim rea-purr” jokes, i find this story too touching to be made light of…funny though it is, i’d rather see a more uplifting lolcat caption on this pic of Oscar. More like:

    Is ok, go to teh light.
    I is halpn u now.

  40. treecatz says:

    i skrools down. look 4 jack deth hi ku. wher r u? is u oscar deth kitteh relative?

  41. feranghi says:

    Due to the incredible nature of the situation, I’ve decided to play this straight.

    As we all know, animals (like humans) have the capacity for psychic ‘awareness’. Some recognize, accept and choose to use the gift…and some don’t.

    We are blessed with entities amoung us in so many different capacities, such as angels, spiritual counselors, many different types of guides, etc., whether they be in animal, spirit or human form.

    I am thrilled beyond words this story has been documented and in the news.

    Hopefully, this will increase awareness in others (not us…we already know!) that our esteemed furry friends are more that just ‘dumb animals’ with no capacity for insight, love, analytical intelligence or a sense of humour.

    Let there be NO DOUBT that they do ‘cross over’ when they leave this plane and we will reunite with them…and as amazing as it may seem, some even REMAIN with us!

    (I’m also praying this will not contribute to the idiocy of so many who have an unjustifiable suspicion of felines).

    (^.^)

    • B! says:

      Can I snorgle Oscar when iz him tiem to pass bridge?

      If he der when I cross bridge, will he fite wif Willem, who iz waitin der for me? Will he play wiv Gus? Will RC swat him?

      (Also, will hubby not be lergic to Willem an all when he cross too?)

      • feranghi says:

        LOLs! It will truly be an amazing snorgle-thon of epic proportions!

        P.S. Noe allergeez…geranteed! (^.^)

    • Sunnshyne says:

      You GET IT. Many cheezburgers.

    • stendhalismo says:

      I’m sorry – I’m going to have to go with oscar smelling the body shutting down on the breath or thru the skin, similar to dogs who are trained to smell for cancer. mainly because godd4mnit I want more federal funding for cancer sniffing dogs (or cats – I don’t care) !!!

      and everybody – stop smoking and ladies get your d4mn mammograms, it’s only 45 lbs of pressure and early detection is key !!! OK: done ;o)

      • leaderoftheband says:

        45 lbs of pressure?! Feels like 100! Too much for deh kitteh (an’ de Momma) but for a gud kauz. (sigh)

      • Flartus says:

        y can’t it be bof? Ebben if he is smellin teh bodee shutting down–I do happens to agreees wif u vry much–wut wud bring a not-so-frenlee kitteh to wanna stay around dyin peeps?

        Sienss an relijun aren’t exclusive of each otter!

        (steps daon frum sopebocks)

        • tenhousecats says:

          well, flartus, we tinks dat stend’s got some ob dat patriyarchal stuff roming round–he can’t help da way he tinks sometimes.

          i readed dis thread aftpurr i posted some ob my othfur comments (eithfur in dis naym or my more colorful one) but it be purrfect. i not tink we hab eny idea how much we, as a speshies, do NOT know yet….

          we decided long ago dat since no one can proov OR disproov da eggsitense ob da rainbow bridge, dat we’ll just go ahed and beleef in it and create it da way we want it.

          no allergies, no meen-spiritedness, lots ob play and dood fud, and dood furriends of all sizes and kinds and colors.

          resq furriends and i laff about how we gonna be mugged when it our turn to go: not just frum our own BridgeKits meeting us, but, wif cries of, “wait, she were OUR foster mom!”, “no, i liffed wif her fur monfs afore you wuz eben borned!” and all da, “oh, oh, she droved us dat day on da transpurrt dat tooked us to our fureber home!” and, “oh, so DAT’S whut she looks like! kinda weerd, but we heerd she made 75 calls in 36 hours to keep us from dying…..”

          heven cudn’t be no better dan dat.

      • Dr.Gno says:

        guyz… don’t forget yer PSA !

    • feranghi says:

      .
      ah spen teh hole daze tellin pplz dis kitteh not be OSCAR de la MUERTA!!!

  42. vib says:

    IM IN UR RUUM… PURRDIKTIN UR DETH

  43. Lizzah says:

    yew WILL bring meh a cheezburger. i will it sew.

  44. Lizzah says:

    alsew, i JUST read teh Oscar storee in teh Boston Globe. iz sew toucheeng and wunderfull.

  45. Sunnshyne says:

    Mai kittehs alwaze hang wif me when I sik. when I had food poisoning AND a dry socket after having my wisdom teeth out (gawd, I thought I would have to get better to die!) my Domino never left my side — he always slept on me when I was well, or between my knees (trapping me under the covers…argh) — but this time he was curled at my side, his paw always in the palm of my hand. My ex said he wouldn’t eat or go to his litterbox if I was sleeping off the painkillers – he would wait until I awoke.

    • B! says:

      Yah, my Willem did dis too when I hadda bad penonia. He laid on me, a furree purree heeting pad, until I bedder. Even when I coff soo hard, he still not jump away, jus mew an lay back down when I tye tye an restings. Mai frenz comed over to halp me wif foods, Willem still no leeve me, jus stay an purr an mew an pat mai cheeks wiv himz big sof pawz. I wuz grateful for kitteh luv frum him, he kep me alive!

      • scarletkitty says:

        My Squeaker wuz dat way wen I had deh asthmas and bronkitis reel bad. She layed on my HED, uv all fings! Draped her liddle self across top of my hed, and wuld pat me. Den she wuld sit up and lik my forehed wen I hadz deh bad feeverz. She tooked gud care of me. And onlee leeved me wen had to use deh litterbocks. Had to feed her besyde me, eeven.

    • Nika says:

      Awwwww. U has gud kittehs.
      Wen I’s nawt feelin well, mah goggie leenz on da cowch or bed an look at me lyk, “I luv yu. Really. I cuddle wif u til u feelz bettr an den u can feedz me. Hokay?” He be gud goggie. Is gettin old (11 years!) but he think he ar puppeh.

      • Flartus says:

        Nao, see, wen mah doggee duz dat, i always reed her luk as sayin “Hey, y u not get owt of teh bed an takes me 4 a walk, lazee?”

    • Suntanmidori says:

      My Remington dus teh same fing — makes honk-shus curled up next too yoo when ur sikk or sad. Him ALWAYS noes when u need hims to be dere. He’s gud for tummyakes since he lays rite nuxt to ur tummy.

      Him has kidney probs now, tho. Stoopid poysun food.

    • funnee says:

      My kitteh rite next 2 me when I was going threw mass diffikultees and was reely sad. :( So sweet…

      • doctorcat says:

        Aminals has sensitive feelings fur reel. Wen we move my 95 yo momma from Boston to Alzheimer’s unit near hear, teh plane were delayed, so mom & dad had 2 spend teh rest of teh nite at my house. Nex mornin I was fraid our barky-bouncy 60 lb. puppeh wud bark & bounce & nock momma over, but he jes came up an lay down all nice an still at her feets.

        He barks an bounces an nocks evvybuddy else over, tho.

      • mae says:

        mah kitteh bridget jones snorgeled me during and after miscarriage and wiped teary iz wif her fayce and pawz
        she snorglerd up over tummy and purred over baby saying bye. helped me to deel wiv dis loss beddur

    • Rebecca says:

      Yeah, I wonce wuz feelin’ bad, an the mos antisocial of teh two kittehs of my mom’s jumped on mah bed an put er pah on mah forehead and liked mah bangs to mak me feel gud again. Waz verrah surprizing and verrah nice.

      (furst tyme typin liek kitteh…how I do?)

      • ExZonieKitteh says:

        Did gud! Iz noo to lolcat 2, u n Iz jest lernin’ teh lingo. We be buds, k?

        • Rebecca says:

          Iz not too neu to lolcat, but I iz neu to lolcat spellings. Iz hard–grammar in my hed sez, “hey, wtf r u doin’?”

          • ExZonieKitteh says:

            Iz komputer riter @ wrk, so lolcat spellin’ soooo hard… keep uzin ‘posable thumms, Iz cheatin’. Hope lolfrenz kin forgiv. Mroow?

    • domino says:

      you has Domino? Yay! I has Domino too, but we call her Minnie for short (long story) :

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/dominocat/sets/139017/

      My Domino/Minnie is my little nurse, she always wants to snuggle close if I’m poorly :)

  46. Jeanie says:

    Heaven…. let me show you it.

  47. kittyface says:

    Das Oscar! teh deth cat.

  48. Jack Deth says:

    My Hewmin nawt well
    Himz hartbeet saowndz diffurrent
    Needz to maykz himz smyle

    Nawt lyke hang~ober
    Wen himz mayke de “Urrrrppeez!” an
    sleepz neer lidder~bawkz

    Himz sez himz haz “Floo”
    Awll warm an swetty. I juss
    keepz himz kumpenny :-)

    Jack.

  49. theosmommy says:

    Even if you have no earthly company at the time you die, I think the angels come for you and you are never alone.
    The painter Willaim Adolphe Bouguereau, in 1878, painted “A Soul Brought to Heaven,” which you can see at http://www.goodart.org/wbsoul.jpg (look for the title). The first time I saw a photo of this painting, it brought tears to my eyes. We are all so very loved.

  50. hazel says:

    No no… i iz fyne Oscar really. I haz appetite for cheezbrgher still. Look – not even sick.

  51. Justin says:

    iz in ur bed.. watchin u die…

  52. the crapture says:

    breeng owt ur ded!
    breeng owt ur ded!

  53. t3h h0ly 3771z says:

    “I HAZ MAH FILL OF BIRDZ.” It’s like something from a Steven King novel.

  54. Patrick says:

    BOC Kitteh sez:

    dont feer teh reepah.

  55. Patrick says:

    Im in ur nurzin home…

    …bein Johnny Smith

  56. Max says:

    I like this Blog!
    I just like it!

  57. Corpo says:

    i iz teh grim reapurr
    bow down 2 meh
    or me kiel u

  58. Mark7r0n says:

    “Ahm in UR dimensha wardz, Harbingin’ UR DOOMZ!”

  59. Deb Wong says:

    My Grammie always told me never to let a cat on the bed, that they’ll suck your breath right out of you. Damn, but Grammie was RIGHT. Or maybe they die from Oscar’s cuteness, it’s too much.

  60. phel jones says:

    Ur monorail track is at teh end of teh line

    • typingisnotactivism says:

      pleez hav ur wunway tikkit reddee, awl seeting haz a grayt vyoo, enjoy thee complimentree taystee adult bevridges, an on behalf ov Catartic Monorayl we sez ‘smoke em if u got em’

  61. CarbonFree says:

    im in ur hospitalz stealin ur souls

  62. Bestest insied-joek lolcat evarrr!

  63. RushnGreen says:

    Prezoomably Oscar an teh othrr kittehs at nursng home ar awl nootrd. Othrrwizee, wud be interestin to noe iff Oscar cud pass abillitee daown to kitnz. Gennetik trayt? Mebbe menny kittehs hev — but knott livng in nursng homes, kittehs daont getz chantz to uze. Cud breed lyne of hospice kittehs?

    I can has cloned kitteh?

    In wun wayy, dis idee a bitt crasss — but hev srrvice doggehs to halp hoominz, so…

  64. aethyrflux says:

    although my first inspirations were obscure film references:
    “HAO ‘BOUT A NICE GAEM OV CHEZZ” & “YER TIEM IZ UP!”
    http://aethyrflux.livejournal.com/133378.html

    i couldn’t resist paying homage to Oscar with these obligatory standards:
    “IINVISIBLE DEATH” “HAI… I CAN HAS UR SUL, PLZ?!!!” & “GRIM REA-PURR”
    http://aethyrflux.livejournal.com/133780.html

  65. Celia says:

    UR DEATH

    LET ME SHOW YOU IT

    UR SOUL

    IT HAS A FLAVR

  66. cjc says:

    O hai im goin 2 vist da V P needz nu hart battereys

  67. Aiglos says:

    Sixth Sense Kitteh says:

    “NO RLY, I seez ded peeplz!”

  68. Sunnshyne says:

    In all seriousness (we can has dat? Rly? Lulz)

    This is one of the most interesting and compelling online discussions I’ve ever had.

    Thanks for the good reads, ICHC pals.

  69. hazel says:

    NOT NEXT!!!!!!!!!!

  70. sparklypoof says:

    DO NOT WANT

    Dis kitty get all da cheezburgrs he wantz. De capshunr get kick in teef. Dis not funny. Dis bad taste.

    • Sunnshyne says:

      Sparkly, did you read any of the above discussions? This discussion makes the captions almost irrelevant.

  71. rgseidl says:

    U r kik da buckit – lolrus needz id bak

  72. mister kitty says:

    grim repurr… iz not grim

  73. Sparrowhawk says:

    His eyes remind me of Keanu Reeves. Heheh.


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