xcuse me,

you gots bad tastes.
plz be takin’ off teh plastic coverin’s.
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you gots bad tastes.
plz be takin’ off teh plastic coverin’s.
capped and submitted by: sarah
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Noting wif flowrs plz
This lolcat pic needs a good home! Can anyone help
http://tracksuitceo.wordpress.com/2007/07/26/cure-office-boredom-by-adopting-a-cat-pic/
Hai. We can has Bobby Trendy?
(Alsew, 2nd kitteh luk lyke he’z tryin tew sai, “Ur doin’ it wrong. I helps.”)
I think second kitten is trying to bury that sofa - like a litterbox
watt second kitteh?
If yu luk close, yu see that thairs wun kitteh in frunt - follow teh white sholder strype up to the edj of his rite eer - and wun in bak, totully blak hed & nek. The wun in bak is whakin the page with a wite paw.
i c’z nao! fank oo! bt maby it is happycat dat is reedin the magaseen? is grey!
is troo.
+5 non-gratuitous use of ironic sofa, FTW again !!! lulz
IMHO we need a non-gratuitous use of ironic sofa tag on ICHC - lulz
stend, i has no idea what you is talking about.
non-gratuitous use of ironic sofa? furniture related humor - like so
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/8.html
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/4.html
http://www.justinspace.com/obscene/oi1intro.html
http://www.norwoodmall.com/ugly/
just ask yourself - is this couch funny by accident, or funny on purpose?
oh. my. holy. hell.
Stend, I’m not going to ask you WHY you have these.. I’m just going to say that I now have to wash my eyes with bleach.
*shudder*
(but yes, SUPREMELY funneh!!!)
Stend, I’m with Saysh… my kitteh Yojimbo yowled and I yowled with him… those are scary pictures, and I’m afraid. Kitteh is protecting me and nesting to make me feel better because the nasty men (omg, I mean really, these guys get nekkid in these horrible rooms and SHOW THEMSELVES thinking someone will go “Oh yes, baby”???? I are very scared and scarred and need to hide soem more) are very frightening.
Saysh, the Bleach hurts mai eyeses, kittehs told me to hide with them and the bad men would leave my head but they is still there.
I needed a warning before looking at those links, lol, that is seriously funny but very disturbing.
My poor kitteh has to fly to Seattle to his new house we bought him.. he will let us live there with him, but he has to get there (we are relocating from NY to Seattle, Washington) He can has much more stuffs and toys and lots of little chickens (everything is little chickens to him lol) and he will fly in the First Class as befits his status of superior being but the stoopid human won’t let him sit in the seet, he has to sit under the seat.. we think we should be able to buy him his own seet and strap the soft carrier in… he LOVES his carrier, we buyed it for him last week and he loves to sleep on the soft faux lambswool thingie with my husband’s sweaty tee shirt to make teh dough on and for teh drooling and joy.
I’m scared he won’t like the six hours of being stuck in a carrier but the alternatives are handing him over to a kitteh transport peeple who we don’t knows and he don’t knows either.. or driving across the ntire country and he won’t like that too many days in the moving box, 8 hours a day…
Anyone reading this with a suggestion in the day two days regarding taking three year old kitteh on Airoplane (NOT IN CARGO… NEVER) in first classes soft carrier… undrugged.. please to give advises.. gmail kitteh.help@gmail.com
OMG Much win!Ey haz no purpozin lif til ey sez dis. Nao no wut do for mah innur direkshun!
inner direkshun oar interier deckorayshun?
Defnly bein funny on purrpus but by acksident.
Dat’s wut we cawlz a speshul kind uv uglee. Also nown as fuglee.
I really like the couch that looks like a banana cream pie with Nilla Wafers stuck around the edge. Yum!
They really need to make a distinction, however, between “ugly” couches and “ratty and torn up” couches, because it’s not the same thing.
Stend–thanks for the tour! I just spent I don’t know how much time on the lileks site. Excellent.
I discovered the Lileks site months ago. Full of win and awesome. Lots of LOLs on that site.
Yes, you can spend countless hours on it. I think I’ve spent all day on it once or twice, and not see everything still.
Um. Dude. I kinda feel violated by all of that.
yes, well, bad furniture often leads to sore rear ends ;o)
Oh crap. I just dumped a contender … it came with the house and looked like a a huge mound of technicolor barf. Truly hideous, to the point of inducing headaches. Oy.
Lileks references! FTW!!!!
Teh obscene interiors on justinspace.com r full of hilarity. I r in lurve with justin
thankfully the guys on that site are blurred out, cuz EW, id have had nightmares, lol
Sweet baby jeebuz on crack!!!! I eyesight just went blurry!
I get such an edumacaschun heer…
I can has Martha Stewart prizn specal pattrn?
I’s in ur lok-duwn fasillaties
Conversing wiff ur salebrities.
I’m in ur Marfa Stewart, strip serching ur good thingz.
Marfa Stiwrt lookin good. Blak n whait prizn patrn iz very eligunt and n slimming ^^ unlike ugli sofa patrn
i crocheted u a couch but i unraveled it.
Kittehz seez in Blakk
an Wyte. Prittee kullurs meenz
nuffink if doant smellz
Baysikk Blakk bettah
4 Tuckseedo Kittehz. Owr
Hewmin needz much help
Sillee Beeg Lawng Chair
No can haz t3h much komfee
Legz 2 shoart 2 scratch
Jack.
LOL… i had to luk at dis wun meny seberal tymes afoar i cud see dat it wuz TWO kittehs. mai eeyz mus be gettin blurree frum veeyu…viwe…vyu…um, lukin at alla da kittehs on ICHC. MUST… BREAK…. HABIT. nah, scratch that. DO WANT!!! LOL
saym. iz nawt frawm blur. iz frawm optikl impakt ov cowch. no hevee masheenree foar 3 dayz, k? ktxbai
reezistuns iz yuzeless…
Me 2’s!!! LOLs!!
Taste is not to be confuzed wif FLAVAH! Lemme see if yr flavah is as bad as yr taste…
An U aint gots no flavur!!!1!
U juz be lame
Kitteh haz spoken
U WILL GETZ DIS KIND! OR U WILLZ PAY ZA PRYCE
I’m usually not a big cat person, but I love these cat pictures! lol
Amen, kitteh!
Couch is hidyous!
But joo mus admit da paynted to match legz is a speshul touch of eww!
Much pleh! Ikea can haz more comfurt an stile! Plus save munneez so U can bai me da cheezburgers!!!
u get wat u pay 4…sofa may lak styl, but kitteh thinkx lookx verr verr comfee 4 nap tiem - awl dat mattrz.
We’r reedin ur fancee catilogs
Stiyflin r gaffawz!
“O yeas, dat wun luk so gud in hear {snickur snickur}. Mmmm-hmmm.”
Wee helps u shop fur r neu skratching post.
“Sofa. . . nawt so gud”
or
“Awmahgawd - iz Chaisse Rongue”
or
“wot a releef! wen u sed u show mee ur ugleez, this iznt wot ai thawt u mented.”
#3 so much win!!
luv #2, 2.
Dat wunnerful couch! For us to skratch to peeces!
Bwahahaha! Dyobawlikal kittehs have spoke!
This kitty looks like he has 3 ears. I know he doesn’t. Nobody else noticed?
ai can haz wylde frunt eer?
Goze with gitting ‘long littul doggies?
hehehe!!!
I noes dat cowch. Dat cowch once in great-grandparents’ howse. Was uberugly cowch. DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Strend: Love the Lileks links. Myabe can has dat book later dis year. Already can has Gallery of Regrettable Food.
I went looking for some other book of regrettable food involving jello not too long ago - couldn’t find it. it was like the snopes book but more modern and over the top - any ideas? ;o)
Do nawt noes wun abowt Jello, but der iz an old buk abowt cukin dah roadkill dat is a real knee-slappre!
hai, weren’t you going to tell us about a certain band name? lulz - just tell me, if you don’t ‘xplain no-one will know what you’re referring to…
Oh, I answered, all righty. It’s der, but u haz to go bak and luk. I had to put in symbols insted of sum lettahs or ICHC wuld not tayke it. it is bad. but it is troo.
ur commnt woz band.
I knows of one other that dealz w/ Weight Watchers recipe cardz…but it’s out of print.
Lileks’ book has several pages about Jell-O from the 30s up thru teh 70s. Complete w/ Peter Max-ish art!
It also has a few pages about cooking w/ 7-Up. You like it. It likes you.
Whoever first came up w/ idea of mixing meat and veggies in Jell-O and call it a meal should be forced to eat nuthin but their horrendus creations.