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photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Tony
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Da cheezburger is dat way. K you welcome bai.
( “the beach is… that way” )
Out there… thataway
y’all know what that’s from, right? you make a bicep, then point outward (the beach is - flex, wrist twist - that way - muscleman grunt)
No, I don’t know, I flashed back to 1979 and ST-TMP
I got it. I even said it with the muscleman voice in my head.
u stay here. i get cheezburgah now. (all by maiself!)
Yu, sur, are no gentilmun!
*biff*
We dool at dawn!!
We drool at dawn?
J’acute-se!
Dunt makez meh schlap you…
mae ai haf dis dans?
I seeded Ryan Seecrust at bennyhanas da uvver day, d00d. I swear… he wuz liek dis tall!
WIN!
Vary vary WIN!
Dey bof reminz meh of teh kittehs I had wai too meni years ago. Dey was named Garfield and Zebulun (Zebby foar short). Dem was crazy crazy brudders, always rasslin uner teh table an makin teh lamp shaky all ober de place. Missen dem guys, dey was mush fun :))
Dey look xactlee like mai kittehs, Amun Ra ‘n Shadow. An I mean Xactlee.
Wen dey wuz bebbies- deyr no dat tynee ne moar.
Doofus, yu has too go ovah theh n cown too tenn wile ai hides undah dis blankie.
If dat kitteh mine, I name heem ‘Gaseous Clay’.
Ooohhh … asprins plz …
Invisibl basktbawl
Not if u pull mai finger FIRST!!! EN GARD!!! HAHA!! DODGE! THRUST! PARRY! SPIN!
ZOMG! Winz!
Dat’s wut Daddy sez. Den he say “Woah, an elyfunt jus runned unner mai chayr!” And den, ZOMG, iz smelz! Dat muss be wun beeg elyfunt dat smelz lyk dat! But den hoaw huz he fitz unner Daddy’s chayr? I doan unnerstan…
An den mama comz in an sez “Lawzie! Wha hoppen inz heah?”
Dat appropryat. Mr. BG and I blaym awl ower poots on teh kittehs. “Oh, Mambo! Dat wuz disgustin! Say excooz me! Geez looweez! Wut died in heer?! Lawdy! No moar split pee supe 4 u, lil’ Mr. Fartimus!”
Kittehs alwaz luk confoozed wen we say dis, liek: “Wut? Wut I do? An hoo’s fryin baloney in heer???”
Yeh, dat y we gotted a dog, so we had sumwun to blame teh stinkees on. But she so funny, ever time she heer wun of us fart, her eerses go up like “OMG! Wut wuz dat weerd noize???”
ROFL!!!1! “fryin baloney”… TIME! (teerz in mah eiz)
sadlee, mr. sa n i cn tell wen eech uvver’s asynin blaem wronglee. we trais ennyway.
when gassy cats attack
ai iz in ur nawstrilz, warmin ur glowb.
u not has fingr! duhs!
Curse my lack of. . .um. . .
[arching eyebrow]
[tapping foot]
[glancing at watch]
[using square brackets to convey actions]
(for actions done while wearing headphones, sunglasses or bewbs)
{for actions performed in Louis XIV furniture}
“finger quotes”
ZZZZZZwhile sleepingZZZZZZ
%LOL in a rolling office chair%
::: POIT :::
is fr wen hed a splode.
Stendhalismo has
missed his lack-of-thumbs curse cue.
Thread grinds to a halt.
C’mon, hold my paw! We’re dating now, so you should hold my paw. (orange kitteh is preparing to).
Sibbleeng Ryeballrees
Furst swottz doant cosst enneefing
Utthurz haz a pryce
A fyne lyne ecksissts
between playeeng an fyteeng
Sum wunz getteeng cloase
Gray strypee Bebbee
Needz 2 noez limmitayshuns
Or lurn t3h hawrd way
Mamma Kitteh spies
her Bebbeez. Duzzn’t want 2
hear “He Started it!”
Jack.
win! chzburger 4 u
u r teh best lolcat poet ebber
i secunds dat. luv dem pomes
U need tu b on teh stove if u r goin tu be makin gas.
Rok papir sizzers
Clawz win, heh heh heh
Pool dis an I show U barkin spydrz!! Reellee!
barkin spydrz!! BWAHAHAHA habn’t herd dat 4 eva
Stripee bebeez mayk ma hed asplode *poof*
But no steenkeez, jus hedfluff flutterin down!
Watch mah majik. See that litl brawn seid on teh calpet? Iz jus wavz mah paw ovr it an presto, it terns to cheezburger!
What?
Nobuddee gonna sez it? It too cliche?
NOT TO MEH!
*POOOOOOT*
AWW MAANNN………PHEWWEEE!!
kitteh 1: c’mon, slap me sum paw, kitteh numbuh tew~
kitteh 2: …
Hi, Morris. I’m Tom. Damn glad to meetch’a.
Coem closirr. Shhhhhh. I has seecrit 2 tell u.
(Oring kitteh showin interast)
(all together now)
In Soviet Russia, finger pulls you!
In soviet Russia, teh finger pull is silent but dedlee!
Wax on, wax off.
Karate Kid FTW!
karate kid wax off.
huhuhuhuhh.
INVISIBLE FART
doan evn wants tink bout teh VIZBL kynd
(wtf?!)
Careful li’l kitteh, teh oranj wunz is POISON!!!
in visdible bass kit bawl.
siriusly!
overheard (not shure wich kitteh sez it)
Doan mek me hafta KEEEL yoo!
I seeded Gary Colemanz and he waz dis tallz!!
“see man, haz bin elebben weekz wivowt a smoek, an ah aint eeben gawt th shaykz”
ZOMG!! u gettid bleechid!!!
“naw dood, ai iz sirius. ah saw this albeeno Barbee wiv lyke siks aw sebbun guys in smurf hatz an thay woz abowt this tawl but thay woznt smurfs. WTF?”
Can anyone tell me where the photo originally came from. That looks EXACTLY like my cats when they were younger… in our old hallway…