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nooooo, i ar needin mah heartz
I can has replacememnt?
i love this comment. it’s so much fun to say out loud!
errr…. Siamese twins?
hmmm…nope, tink dey r tabeez.
They are so small and cute!
So cute I need shot of insulin…beebebebebeees!
LOL My husband sent me a text message that I still keep – “haha I in ur hart steelinz ur luvinz!!”
I fink kitiz juz’ leenin’ on each uthur… otherwise they’d be the same color, u kno? I luffz me sum kitiz.
ur hubba sooo romantik – awsum!!!
pic iz full ov awsum tuu!
Aww hubbeh has much awesum – hop joo gave heem 5 cheezeborgers for dat wan!!!
i kno shez kute, but deep down shez wantin to killz meh.
“Lean on Me, when ur not strong!”
Wuz jus goin to sai dat! Good 1!
bill withers ref for the win!!!
FTW! Ha!
So much kewtness I had to avert mai eyez. Liek a solar eclipse of kewt.
I dun hav kewt-shade’d goggls. My eyes! The goggls do nothin against teh kewt!
Up and at them.
No…..Up and atom.
Kewt bomb! Booom!!1!!1! Mah hed jus asploded!
Gettin so brite…I gotsta wear shades!!!
Head splodes.
beware of kitteh surgeons!
was just thinking “hope kitty remembered to scrub in”
der abshdaushdasldasdsadbfh
Okay. That’s just too cute. I can’t take it.
I got nothin’.
he not hevy. he my brudder.
holleez ref for the win!!!
I thot dat wuz like Horashio Aljer or like dat…
Was varry old poster 4 Boys Town orfinidge. Big bruvver is carryin lil bruvver asleep on himz shoulders. Ses to big man, “He ain’t heavy, mister, he’s my brother.” Famous line, not so famous source NEmore.
Evn older statoo at teh Boyz Town. I get all teary eben now whens I hear song.
http://www.girlsandboystown.org/aboutus/tour/Attractions/index.asp
Aw!
Awwwww!
And den HE sed….zZzZzz….
LoL!!
Love you bayaa…beeba….babbbous….
(zzzz)
Soree, kittehs, my heartz is meltered. Is side FX of splodin hed.
Me tooz! I asplode AND meltered
*boom*blearmmmugg*
So dat’s how u spell dat meltering noiz LOL.
Nether kitteh suspektd teh acks dat follwd.
dah duh duuun.
dunt be sadd…thiar whill b mor cheezburgerz
and dey called it puppy luuuuuuv…
ooh, I gess dey’ll neva kno.
Paul Anka! YAY!
yez… buts… is not pups…?
tu bad der not is “an dey cals it kitteh crush” vershin
We can has surjury?
My heart is been stoled.
Srsly man, plz 2 not drink so much neztime. I not gunna hold u up evertime. K? K.
Awww, mak me fink of my hubby. I luv u, honeybunneh!
Hey, dat wut I callz mah sweetee, too.
Iz nais we haz luved wunz dat doan laff at uz wen we calls dem dat!
yay luvd wunz! ah hope everybunneh finz dere honeybunneh.
I can has club membersheep too? I has a honehbunneh too! ^^ (Dey muss rly lub us to let us call dem dat, kno?)
I wulds lyke to joyn dis klub, too. My honehbunneh is wunnerful. Effrybunne shuld has wun. ♥
effrybunneh luvs sumbunneh sumtyme
Ohh mee too O lub u Mah Dava!
Yer freendship, i has it!
thud
(dat wuz me dropping ded from teh cute)
Mush agreed. Mah hed wen pop frum dat mush kyoot
“…and den I sez to mahself, kitteh…. hey, u be lissnin?… hallo? u waek? *SIGH*”
OMG so full uv teh kyootness my head and heart ’sloped
kitteh lurve
Wen your down
in trubbul
an you neeed a helpin han
and nuffin
nuffin is going right
Cose your is and tink of me
and soon I will be dere
to briten up even yer dakrest nite
everybody now…….
you jus cal
on mai naym
and you no werever i yam
I com runin
to see you agin
WIKE A BWIJ
OVAH TWUBALLD WATEHZ
AI WIW WAY ME DOWWWWWWWWWWWWN…
AI WIW CHEEZ YUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNND…
(Luv singin’ on ICHC-we needza karreokee nite.)
No to cheez mai mind, plz. Cheez mah burger!!
2 layt, Flartus, ur mind AWREDDY bin cheezed. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
I findz teh cheez! Clik on ma “Teho” name!
i singz tu! u needs bakup fr dis verss enywais.
sayl on, silvr fur,
sayl on bai…
winner, spreen, summah o faw-awl!
awl yoo haz to doo iz caw-awl!
en ail be dere, yes ai will
too seez yoo agin…
jamez taylolr ‘n’ catrole king iz da bestest
yu gotsa fren
Yay singin luv sawngs tym. “He sed 2 hur id liek a cheezburger. An i mite liek a melkshayk as well…”
plz stay wake nuther fyve minnuts, we go get cheezburgerz!
no, iz too sleepeh
cheezburgerz, kitteh!
okay, we getz cheezburgerz, den sleepeh time, k?
win!
That is one of the cutest things I have ever seen.
O HALP. Ah’z beein murderded by teh kewtness of bebbeh-kittehs and buns wif ultra-hair. Whut a way to go, tho.
Iz duble homyside, cuz I is deads too! Cannot take, too much kyoot!
Mass murder of the cute-susceptible. . .*thud*
Iz most classic uv teh flirtin moovz. “I is soooo tyred, i jus lay mah hed on ur sholdur 4 a minut.” kitteh is playa
mos’ def. LOLz.
mos’ def. LOLz.
oof. sry 4 dubbilpost. mebbe wurdpress wonky again?
i iz havin’ da stoopid gurleeness n wantz too crai fer teh sweetness. oof.
doan moov, i mite fawl ova…
*sigh* I lubs you too, sweetheart, for always. *snf* *snfl*
Gasp… need… insulin… immediately… too much sweet…. argggggggh…
(I meen dat in a gud way.)
I can haz epi-pen?
Doan wurree, I hide U frum big floofeebunnee! He no can see joo nao!
“Awww”some.
grate naem TT! Beatrix Pottur eben bettur den Harry Potter.
*gasp* did I just say that?
iz appuls 2 ornjs, I fink… no poysin tho. Just lotsa gud readins.
you jumpz, i jumpz.
Eetz wen I dip u dip we dip – NO YOU’RE DOIN IT WRONG!
so THATz watz in mai side, makin that tickly feeling!
s0 THATz watz in mai side, making that tickly feeling!
woopsee! iz tyme for repetitive redundansee tyme!
I’z purty sure dis picshure cud bring about world peace.
Be like, Hay u gaiz! Yer sposed 2 b huggin and holdin each other up liek in dis picshure! See teh kewt kittehs?
Thur wud be one huge collective Awww and all fighting would cease.
I can has nobel peace prize now?
Heer, i maded u a noble peas preyes…
…but i eeted it. sowwy!
iz ok, i unnerstan. I can has cheezburger instead?
But if u eets teh cheezburger…world peace be endin reel kwik.
WIN!1!
So kewt… kant taek it… head asplode…guh… *Falls unconscious*
ICHC iz now ofishuly mas murdurerz, cuz evbudy lukkin at dese sweet bebehs is ded of kyoot.
Combinashun of splodin hed and meltin hart maek it estremely hard to tipe.
Co-wurkers is havin to step over mooshy-splooshy bits near desk.
dis splanes teh yunike spelin an grammers on this site!
Dat soun u herd…
All tha hedz splodin frum exess kyoot.
Liddil Kittehz tyyrd
Spent much tyme kawnkerreeng Stump
Kant enjoy t3h veew
Kittehz lykz 2 rubbz
Feelz so good wif warm Sun lyte
Mebbee taykz a Nap?
Kittehz syde by syde
Simmatree much immportunt
Maykz fashunn syatytment
Jack.
OMG- luvz da kitteh haikooo. klassik.
OMG !1!!
is the keee-you-tist thing I haf evar seen!! Da widdle floofy hedz togedder … awwww … is a cute-sploshin!
Caption is either really cute or reeeeeaaaaaalllllllyyyyyy creepy…
or bof. ichc is gud fur dat.
*tilt….bonk*
I… WAN… DOSE… KITTEHS!
Mah Shinju-kitteh would be gud mommah to dem, *nodnodnod*!
I can haz kitteh envee?
OH NOES, think about teh poor iminurs!! Nuffin funneh bowt iminurside!!
Hay Pittypat! Where’s ur palindromes? (put dat in kitteh speak!)
I know is been said 14 tiems n 14 ways-dey is just tooo cuuute!
Dey preshus! I lurves dem!
LOL, was it 3rin? Is in ir3? Tis! Aw, LOL!
fanku bery muchlies! dat be grate!
That is TOO cute!
Baaa BOOMM!
I has teh ded.
I just couldn’t resist commenting on this one. It’s just SO adorable! Mostly cats are always running around, play-fighting with one another; you can almost forget how cute they are when they cuddle.
Awwwww!!!! That one is sooooo cute!
My God, I think that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
We r on yr Komputr screeen smuthering u in cuteyness 2 the 10th power!!!!!!!!!!
Cuteness… overload… *asplodes*
I must have both of these kittez. They must live with me so I may bask in their cuteness.
kewt to die foar … luv to the end of time
Due to an immense simultaneous explosion of heads caused by the overwhelming cuteness of two adorable kittens, the incredible ICHC site today came to a crashing halt. But onlee foar a minit.
Jus rummemmer I lubs jhoo
an ittle bee awaaht…
Jus rummemmer I lubs jhoo mo’ den I kin say…
Mebbe den yo blooos fayd awaaai…
Aaawwww, dey stolz mah heartz!
(tiny head snuggles!)
my hed assploded frum da kewt and all i can sai is AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
I lub dem kittehs. Dey stoleded my hartz too.
[...] one in a long line of kittehs who also theft… [...]
we stik lyk gloo, k?
[...] might as well steal my heart… [...]
>w< OMG, they’re so kyoot, i’mma….*head implodes*
They’re so cute!
chek ur pahkets
deh r so kute! i juz wanna skweez em till der eyez pop out!
[...] so cuuuuuuuute! =^-^= u stoled mah heart. [...]
iz too cute!
[...] eye jus steel ur heart insted. [...]
This was the first pic on this site my ex bf sent to me.
*emotional*
But I needz mai heartz bak plz.
You can haz!!
So cute…….
Joo meen Kingdom Hartz??
[...] know why I’m thinking this right now, but I’m thinking it. I’m pretty sure it’s because of this picture, which somehow made me think of being outside with a friend, just chatting up a storm. ‘Cause [...]
nooo u no stomp on beebee kittehs, or I stomp on u!!!
!!
tink ah jus frew up in mah mouf, a lil bit.
(do not want, tony!)
Blargh. Do not want.
sounds liek tony can has a boot lodged way up in his arse. i wud make sum remark about harbls but he kleerly haz none
iz peeps liek tony that make life diffikult for, well, peeps liek tony.
I noes teh jolly green giant… I tell him whut u sed….he nawt so jolly noaw… he lubs kittehs….
iz ok tony… i noes u only sez it cuz you liek sascrotch too and kittehs be stealin all the news.
(i-phi and BF are BFFs. an tony can come too. no stompin, kthx?)
iz agree… mebe big foot shud stamp on tony insteed…
i vote yes to that. tony ≤ troll
ye-ha! c’mon back ‘ere, tony… we wants to have a word with ya… lol, jks.