Comments on: WAI YOO TAKES MAH PAHS AWAY?

By: Claregurl

Claregurl — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 19:43:56 +0000

We can rebuild him….we have the materials, if not the funds….

By: Max

Max — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:14:47 +0000

wai is u meanz 2 me???

By: lucas

lucas — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:01:36 +0000

et shudnt b speld face. it’s spelled faic in lolspeak.

picture full of win.

By: Elizacat

Elizacat — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:25:01 +0000

dur, da kat id a prtndin ta be a snke.

By: Marcia

Marcia — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:43:07 +0000

You never come when I call you, anyway!

By: Kitten

Kitten — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:52:54 +0000

Dat kitteh is teh leanin! did joo konw dat peoples are being with falling off edge ALL TEH TIMES! dat poor kiteh must be full of sad

By: Morgan

Morgan — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:59:12 +0000

Oh, wow. My cat, also named Nike, lays the same way. I always call her kitty no-feets. Haha.

By: pdqinky

pdqinky — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 18:02:38 +0000

*snork*

By: mystique

mystique — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:28:35 +0000

I be luvin all av eberwan’s storeez av dem’z kittehz! ^^ Maykes threds full of much win & awesum!

By: kookybloo

kookybloo — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:01:59 +0000

iz klasik mufin posishun!

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:02:06 +0000

Hey Everyone! Glad you all like the photo of Nike! She's my girlfriend's cat who I happen to be cat sitting at the moment, and she happens to be an expert tucky-pawsy sitter. I did not actually take her paws away! You can read all about her at http://www.tuesdayswithnike.com

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:51:39 +0000

no wurree. kittehz uther legz r iShufflez

By: Retro

Retro — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:15:58 +0000

Feet?

…

NO FEET!!

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:17:51 +0000

ai tink wee aaaawl wannoo heer Stend’s pr0n storeez, so ai hoep iz nawt cuttin this thred, but “Altho, I fink Stend and TINA hav bof prolly sed wurser.” sk? ai haz nebber yoozd th ‘n’ word. has yoozd the s, f, c, a an d wurdz, an writn abowt gigant labiaflapz, sooercydal feetuzes, besteeyalitee, feeceez, crabz an herpeez but haz nebber yoozd the ‘n’ wurd. . . . awltho ai tink i sed ‘John Howard’ wun time. Ok, ur ryte. Haz sed wurser. 8o)

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:44:44 +0000

When mah kittehs sit liek this Ize call it deh “Hen Position” It like dey r laying eggs liek birdz

By: Maerlyn99

Maerlyn99 — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:28:42 +0000

Don’t his eyes look just like Puss in Shrek 2?

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:08:29 +0000

I told u. Naow iz yr tern!

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 21:33:24 +0000

OKay, I iz goin to tries it agin, but wif asterickys and stuffs in da bad werd. Remembers now, U asked, and very nisely, too, I mite add. But if anyonez owt der duz not want to no, and theenks dey cannawt take it, den DON’T LOOK! K?
here it comes:
wuz black ppls band
wuz:
Bullet and dah skreemin n*gg&rs.
Now, members–u asked!!
Is troo storee, too.

By: Howard Heller

Howard Heller — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 21:22:24 +0000

I is camel waiting for rider

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:59:16 +0000

Altho, I fink Stend and TINA hav bof prolly sed wurser.

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:58:32 +0000

ICHC ate my answer!!! I will wayte to see if it comes fru, k? If not I will tries agin layter. Sumbuddy maybe did NAWT lyke de answer. Yes, it is that bad.

By: iamhoff

iamhoff — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:51:02 +0000

Fast Times FTW!!!!

By: DMarie

DMarie — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:43:07 +0000

I don no. mebbe we allz alown here. Can I has loldragon? Or mebbe the sene with the reward fur teh Patrican’s dawg?

By: RushnGreen

RushnGreen — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:53:19 +0000

Loafcat…

iz loafing

By: RushnGreen

RushnGreen — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:49:08 +0000

Any uther Pratchett fanz heer?

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:21:20 +0000

nono! iz not singyoolayritee! iz splinching! kitteh needz to praktiss appurayting moar.

By: jim a

jim a — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:54:08 +0000

NO! yoo can NOT has my shooze!

By: jim a

jim a — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:52:29 +0000

“my hovercat is full of eels.”

By: jim a

jim a — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:46:59 +0000

don worry my dadz haz awsom set of toolz

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 13:26:41 +0000

tawk abowt ur rocket kittehs!

faster den a speedin… *poot* o scuz meh kbai

By: Flartus

Flartus — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:50:17 +0000

mebbe u r bein filtered fur phunnee? Doan feel bad; i noes sum folks hoo r like dat irl.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:46:28 +0000

Sillee kitteh, u has misplaced dem. Look unner u.
Dat’ll be 150 bucks for teh house call.
We exeps VISA, MASTERCARD & cheezburgers.

By: nocatnocheezburger

nocatnocheezburger — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:56:18 +0000

kittehs bein origameh essperts – dey kno awl da folds!

By: keogh

keogh — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:26:31 +0000

What do you call a cat with short legs and steel testicles?
Sparky

By: pdqinky

pdqinky — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:09:21 +0000

*loong down coat over fishnets*

Thank you, my first snootful of coffee for the day. A day without a caffeinated nasal lavage is like a day without… I dunno, it’s been a loong time since I had a day without at least ONE snootful of coffee!

By: pdqinky

pdqinky — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:05:54 +0000

Awwwww, u no hev kitteh? No hampster? U NO HEV PETZEZ?!!1? U needz a petz. Furst u needz a eddicayshun – u can come b assisstant kittehsitter for mah kittehs & lern all bouts em. Dey’s deveeyus! Makes own legs disappear!

By: mimoid

mimoid — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:35:52 +0000

sry kitteh, iz no wai ov halping. u is stuk, an wehn singoolariti clozs, u is to b splitted. rly sry.
on anudder nowt:
oh noes! teh laytst viktm ov kyoozeen trendz. Chyneez kitteh pahw sup iz becomin evr moar popyewler. Sai noes 2 kitteh paws suop!

By: sparklypoof

sparklypoof — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:03:49 +0000

I usually call it catloaf.

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:04:01 +0000

tell me, and I’ll tell you all about the p0rnstar and the dr4g que3n comparing ‘the goods’ this weekend.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:55:25 +0000

Hewmins no steelz Pawz
Kitteh tukkd up lyke Chikkun
Tu keepz aowtz t3h koald

Tayl awl kurrld up tyte
Maykz Kitteh a smawl targit
4 da chillee drafts

Dohmesstikk Shoart Hayrz
Kannawt fluff up awl dat lawrj
Myte needz a Blankee

Jack.

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:52:17 +0000

whoopsie

By: matt

matt — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:50:20 +0000

Did someone really remove the cats legs?

By: YOli

YOli — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:49:04 +0000

i loves the eggus kittehs!

By: Amethyst42

Amethyst42 — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:46:01 +0000

We call this pose either catloaf, as previously mentioned, or hovercat.

By: msnoah

msnoah — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:35:43 +0000

onest, i telz u teh trooth – a skaree mistereeuz monstr caym an stool mai legz, so no, i canot giv u mai clahz 4 2 clip todai, sowee!

By: MassCara

MassCara — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:24:47 +0000

HAHA hemi…haha corp…ehehehe,,,etcomy…ahahaha…

Teh Dr’s hav wun kweschin fur yu – hortizontull oar verticull?!

By: Nika

Nika — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:06:41 +0000

Monorail cat is offline for routine maintenance. Please to has patience. Full service will be return soon.

By: Little Cat

Little Cat — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:05:28 +0000

Cheezburger eated mah feetz!

By: Kit

Kit — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:01:56 +0000

Besid, duct tape not fix dis problm. Dis job is for the emerjincee doktor.

By: B!

B! — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:38:32 +0000

Kitteh befor me opend singularity in carpit. I falld in, halp plz!

(Also plz to be cleenin eye gooberz!)