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I can’t think of any other response but… oh my.
Well, u cudda said “OMG!!! FIRST!!!!”
But srsly, i toadally agrees wif u. So much awsum and win in this pikshur!
so much win… and cute… and scaree… makes mah brain esplode a liddle.
GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS O’WIN!!!
::: poit. :::
this cat looks like it could be in a cartoon! amazing photo.
u think thats a cartoon then look at this! http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3317466 copy it and put it in the url box
and this! link
is right here http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3318314
“Aha! I has u now!” Tehe, so cute.
LOL.. I thought you said TEHO so cute. You was gonna be in such trubbles! LOL
u means she di’nt??
I thot she dids too! ICHC lurv affayr!
I love that demented psycho-killer kitten face.
Psycho killer, qu’est-ce c’est???
Syko kitteh, kissy-say, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow
d00d…..shadez of Mister Rogerz!! (Daniel Striped Tiger)
Henrietta Pussycat stops taking her meds! Meow die now, meow effing meow-head!
OMFLOL!!!
SWEET!!! Henrietta takes over Daniel’s clock tower, firing at will, PTOW! PTOW!
Meow meow beautiful meow Mr Rogers meow meow meow BANG BANG BANG!!!
…BANG!
Mr. Rogerz alwaiez gived me teh creepz.
wurd
I wuns wuz watchin a Mr. Rogerz wit 2 guys bak from dah Nam. Dey wuz not in der rite minds, to say the leest. And dah show wuz abowt gettin shots at dah doctor!!!! Dey wuz showin deh hypodermik needlz and such. Dah 2 vets bowt wetted demselves, not f’ng beleevin wut dey wuz seein on a KIDS SHOW ON TV. It wuz da weerd, fer shure.
Make Believe went straight to hell after he passed–is now gang territoree.
TALKINHEDZ!!! FTW!!!
we can haz giant sootz?
Wai a beeg suitz?
DO YOU WANT KARATE ???
Perfikt!
show me your kung fu?
JESUS CHRIST, I’M A LION! GET IN THE CAR!
LOL fur teh winn!!
YES! Dere iz nuffin i can add to dis dat is either relevant or funnayer!
Yay!
!!!fullee win. . .
(I EETZ MEEEE!!)
WE HAS MET TEH ENEMY AN HE IZ US!!
whee, Pogo ftw
Yaaaaaays, Pogo! I bin meanings to point out clear langwidge link betweens Lolspeak and Okefenokeese, Pogo-style.
Kitn is yellin: “GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ZOMGWTFBBQPONIES AAAAAH WOOOOOHOOO YEEEHAAAAH WHEEEEE IT’S AN EFFIN’ SCHMOUSE!!!!!!1!!1″
Kitn needs 2 switch 2 decaf, liek, yesterday.
Oh yesh! An mousee abowt to sez “Ow frikkin meow, man!”
george carlin reference ftw!!!
Fuzee: Boo!
Kitteh: AAAAAAAAH! ZOMG!
dude!!! thats awsome!! XD LOLOLOLOLOL!!! tis funny XD
toadallee!!!
Bebe luks like Japaneez warriur in Noh play.
BANZEYE!!! YU DIE FUZZIE TINGU!!!!
COMMENT WINZ
HI FIFE MEH, MOWSE!
Akshully, this is photo of wut happens rite before yer teh hed asplode from the kyoot.
OMG, hao keeyu…*boom*.
FLY, MONKEYS, FLY!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
dance monkeys dance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a15KgyXBX24
Dat wuz sooper. Tanks for shayring. Makes the lolcats seem that much moar normalz, huh?
++ WIN! Tks 4 teh link! Monkeys like to argue about Nietzsche, forgetting that Nietzsche is just another monkey. Yep, Scarletk, I’m bettin on teh lolcats!
‘just another monkey’
man speekin on utyoob link is laik “monkeys – pleh!” – but wat’s wrong wif monkeys???
Yeah, cuz apparentlee, all our bes frenz r munkeez! (Or lolcats!)
much win in teh link. much thancks in meh! but as i sed on teh yootyoob, y cood teh mann not say “Nietzche” rite?
Kitteh sez: ah traid mah bezt to maek a skerry faes, but teh mowiss iz still sleepin!!!
mouse? MOUSIE? MOUSIE??
OMG! ANYBUDDY CAN DOES MOUSE TO MOUSE RESUSSITIZASHUN???
mousie: HAH HAH PSYCH!! HEE HEE HAW HAW, U SHOOD SEE TEH LOOK ON UR FACE!! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HA—
*CHOMP*
mouse? MOUSIE? MOUSIE?? oh noes.
*hack* oof! harball!
mah mytee hand will dufeet yoo! surrendur or perrush!!!
WASSS-UUUUUUP
Lookz lyk Mykil Jordn doin a dunk!
dis kitteh definately looked nto da vortex (shoutout to DOCTOR HOO fans)
Tardis FTW!!!
an da Tardus luked into meeee
Rose Tyler FTW!1!
invisible sonic screwdriver.
heehee, hubby bots me a REEL sonic screwdriver for ma birfdai!!! It a pen an blaklite an makes da vreereeereeer noizes, losa win!
dat vry thawtfill giff!
nao u can has reversin ov pawlariteh teh nyewtrun flo – wunevr u woan!!
so bak mee up on dis…if u seen teh last show of last seson, then if rose had been born on gallifrey, then wen she luked in teh vortex, she’d hav becom a time loard rite? nd wudn’t that hav beeen cool?
I tink so….and da Doktor wouldna been keepin his hans offa her, I doan tink!
Like dat Doktor…like the new one EBEN BETTAH.
(UK is two seasons ahead of us!)
den u has much awsum and win to luuk 4wd 2!
new asistenn grate 2 – i laik bettah dan rose.
BLASPHEMER!!! *sorry couldn’t help it…*
naw, i lik rose better, but martha’s ok. at least she hasnt gone out ov her wai to get the docktor into a mess…
iz just wunnerful sho all round.
I dunno bowt dat. Dis doktor seem lyk he jus not be innerestid in teh wimmens. Ver boreng. I lyked 9 bettur!
Dr. 9 is a kyooooooooo-teeee!
Dr 9 ekes out a win over Dr 10, because I’m not old enough to be Dr 9’s MOTHER, and might even be younger than 9!
Dr 10 is a kyooo-teee too, but sheesh….I keep thinking my nieces should watch the show.
AIEEE!!! HALP, is a mowze!
Kyutest. Kitteh. Faces. Evahr!
Noo frum PetKat
Mowse
Nao wif extry Yipes!
Holy crap! It freaking moved!
hehe
Da Kitteh yakked up harbal!
Best attack face ever.
Saiko kittah……are Saiko
lmao! omg. this is srsly adorable.
ZOMG! You gotz iMouse? Kin I hold it? just a minit? kthx
ai awlwaze hear ZOMG in mah hed in the voyss thay yooz foar Jon Travolta on Sowth Pahk. kthx.
ZoooOMG Sand-ee
eggsackly
I R TEH EEEEBBIL BEBEH KITTEH!
MEWWOOORRRAAARR!!1!
TREMBUL IN FEEAARR MOUZIE!!
MEWWOOORRRAAARRR!!
*gasp* MOMMA!
I scarded mysef.
plz for snorgles?
Teh Orinj wuns are… WAIT! DIS WUN BE WITE!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA
Matrix kitteh sez: OMFG Holy shiat! DIZ MOUSIE R NOT REAL!! IT R STUFFED TOYSIE! EVERYFING IS A LIE!! WTF!!! BBQ!!
“Do not attk until dey see teh wites of ur eyez!”
Dis iz mai kitteh’s FAVRIT toy. I haz to hav sevrl arownd deh howse at all timez cause dey gets losted. She frows dem and fleengs dem, and sniffses dem, and attaks dem. Dey is gud for howrs uv fun 4 onlee 1 monees!
Iz grate, akshooly.
R kittehs luvs dem 2, but r doggie eats teh fur off dem. We finds lil nekked plastic mousie bodies evvyware. Pleh!
“We finds lil nekked plastic mousie bodies evvyware.”
I ‘most peed wen I readed dat. RROOFFLLMMAAOO! dunno y I tinx iz funneh, but IZ!
Thenk yaw.
“Lil nekked plastic mousie bodies” is gud name 4 rock group, mebbe.
I can has garage band?
Dave Barry ref FTW!
Had dawg hu lieked tenner ballz. I thro, he chas,den he peel off all teh fuzz, den rip in 2 an hied dem behind cowch. Don no y. Lucky we livd by tenner court an had majikly replnished sooply.
zomg, so much win in this one…
WAZZZZUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Cat: Eek, a mouse!
Mouse: Eek, a cat!
IN THE ONLY NAMES OF THE TWENTY THOUSAND WIGS OF CHER, WHAT IS THAT ?
ROFL, gotta remember that wun 4 layter…
IN THE HOLY NAMES OF THE TWENTY THOUSAND WIGS OF CHER, WHAT IS THAT ?
AH HAH!! Johann haz dizkoffered teh ICHC hi-tek edit funkshun.
Yeah! Wuzzup wiv dat? I can haz edit funkshun soon? LOL!
I want the edit function back, d4mnit
ME2ME2ME2ME2
O…yes plz 2 ahb edit thin,, needz it badly…
Fuzzy mous apeerz
Kitteh loozes frajil grip
On reealitee
A Grey Mouse draws near.
Command?
Use Claw of Doom on Grey Mouse.
CRITICAL HIT
You have slain the Grey Mouse.
+3 XP +0 GP
You found 1 Small Catnip.
Mah pointy enz.
Let me show U dem.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Pee!
Must….change….underwear…..
Liddil furree fing
startilz Bebbee Kitteh. Maykz
himz luukz much skayree
Kitteh Attack moad
Fingerz splayd, klawz allmoast aowt
Itz furree fing’s muve!
Bebbee Kitteh roawrz
Duzzn’t impress fuzzy fing
Mebbe try laowder?
Jack.
OMG, I about choked on my dinner. VERY CUTE!
furgit th mowsee… lookit mah FREEKISHLEE GIGANT HANDD!!!!??!?!?!!!!!
hand is awl sorrr an’ swollun from vishus byte of feerse littul mowss!!
poor kitteh!
Git in mah belly!!!
Mousiee, pleez to remoov thorny-thing frum pawz??
Gargantukitteh sez “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! *crush* NOM NOM NOM… hm. needz a littul sawlt. n mor cheez.”
Kitteh’s name is Princess Fiona? Kyoot name FTW!
princess nvr see mowss b4??
mebbe liv in ivree touwah, wayted on hand an’ fut, dis firstest taim in reel wurlld … is difukul ajussmenn …
i can has therapeh?
duude! I haz a fingers!
dis be sum wicked catnip, where u get it?
Couch—$250.00
Pretty Blue Blankey—$13.95
Fake White Mousey, loaded wit Catnip—$4.95
Look on Priceless Kittah’s Priceless face upon first encounter??
PRICELESS!!!! ++++++!!!!
Ware u get teh cheap couch?
Craigslist.
or FreeCycle!
PLEH. Freecycle couch is covered wif doggie hair. AND WORSE!
[snerk] …wut u wants fr free?
‘zactly….lolz
An y u payz so muches monee for deh mowsie!
Funnee takeoff, tho!!!
Wz lukin inna Cat-erlog,,n fowndz it,,, zomyg!!
ARGH!!!!! IZ KATZILLAAAAAA!!!!!
WTF hav i bin eetin?! neber seen dat color furbol come owt ov mee beefor!
IT IZ ALIEEEEEVE!
Buht whut iz it?
I sneez. eees migh brainz?
Ai HATE wen dat happinz.
OMG!!! GRATE atavar!!
Awesome!
Reepent!! Reepent n b heeled!! Cast deh deemonz owt!! N Jeebus naem!
ZOMG!!!!!!!111!!!!!!
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN!
Can has medz, pleez?
NOW!?!
Capturecat
Iz closin’ in!
DIE, HERETIC!!
*old emo phillips routine, doan no ef enywun else usta listen to him*
Dis trly be skery kitteh – glad to nos be a mice
Eeek…..mouse!! It’s a mouse it’s a mouse…get me out of here
That cat is terafing
Haha, good one
u iz hurtzing u elektrik mouz!
i iz toasted.
argHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!1
tis a GIANT MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
SPARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!1
we SHALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DIEEEE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL2NITE!!!!1
SPARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!1
we SHALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DINE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL2NITE!!!!1
kyoot kat.reminds me ov cuzins kat luvstar.
teehee. soooo funny.
Lol, the look on the cat’s face is PRICELESS!
looks like the cat says WAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUPP?!?!?!?! to the mouse
Happee cat iz nawt sew happee nao… he iz ebil.
i luvz it..wantz 2 favrit…cant fynd buttin