Sayz Hello
2 my lil Frendz
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
U nead an armee u heah!!!!
first … to get shot!
go ahead… make my cheezburger
no,srsly. xtra cheez, pleez.
an peekuls!!
An a sied uv kurlee fryz!
LOLZ!!!
…no manaiz, plz. *pleh*
but not wiff cheezburgr. nty to dat. vrry nice wiff chicun tho!
wif sum letuse itz nutrishuz
hold teh unyunz. . makez kitteh flattulence
“member “Hold da pikels, hold da lettus..?” Fur da junior hi newpaper we orderd wun “hold da bun…” Dey gib it to us in baggie. Den skool wudna let us prnt teh story becaws “bun” was and “objectional” wurd. Tru story. 32 yrs l8r, I still mad.
Jhoo nid 2 letz eet go, men….
Jhoo onlee wun ramembrin. Gif jhoo manee olser.
LOLZ! Dem skul pepul cin b dum sumtims
As if teh lazeree eyez weren’t enuf . . . bakkup weppuns!
tony catana is back. n his lazor is charged … kakaroche
arg kitteh lazur eyez has ‘thusand yard shtar’. .
modern analysis of the zapruder tapes shows there was a second shooter, not on the grassy knoll as previously thought, but from the direction of the pleather armchair…
“I tink U find plentee of apozabull thummz heer! But all I reelee need, iz a trigger fingr! Mwahaha!!”
Lee Ozwald wuz a patsee, a distrackshun frum da reel ebil: Dick Chainee!!
Perhaps it was a “cat grass”-y knoll?
“My Mother? Let me tell you about my Mother….”
O, teh Bladerunner refrunz veree gud for this late at nite. An Leon be eksalint kitteh name.
Roy Catty sez: “i has seen tings u peepul wudint beleev…”
ooo….ET cat?
i are back! you is being terminatedz.
Kom wid mee if U wanna leeve!
kthxbai!
Hand ova dat cheezburger and will not vaparize face
Kitteh is lidin armee, conkoktin plenz uv werld dominayshun.
All your base are belong tu us!
Deh mysteriuz Cats apperently were a REAL kitteh, lolz
Is it sad that I recognize the gun on the right, there? Heck, I actually have one of that model. The Longshot CS-6.
yes. yes it iz. you should go home and flog yourself immediately.
sad indeed
Yup. Lonngshot CS-6 and the Titan AS-V.1. I have both, and have modified them to shoot homemade darts with a lot of power. Don’t believe me? Check out NerfHaven.com and browse around.
Lahng lib de revalushun!
come wit me if you wan live
Kitteh en trainin fo ‘merican Gladeateoars.
Not no gon off da air.
I iz luk forwrd 2 prsnly xtermin8 u, mr bond
cheezburger?
we don need no steenking cheezburger.
i toles u nawt tu eat mah cookie!!!!
nao yooz gonna dai!!!!
we can haz ol ur bases r beelung 2 us?
Firs u get teh bellehskritches, tehn u get teh catnips, tehn u get teh naps, tehn u get teh cheezburgers!
evel kitteh is taking your worldz hostage foar 1 millllion dolllars. kthnxbai
Tony Montana cat is under ur bedz, steelin ur nerfguns.
ARZ U SARAZ “KITTIE” CONNERZ????
U R TRGETED FOR TERMINASSION!!!!
Oh hai. I iz heer fur libberatin u. Rly.
i can has hartz en myndez? no? hokay. i jus hang rownd en cawz moar trubbuls den. whee!
or maybez
“ar u feel luky, punk?”
or maybes
“O hai, I can has wallet?”
or maibees
“I has +15 dewel weeld” (lolcraft)
Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly,
The Spiders from Mars.
whut???
aHA! U haz gived urself away as a yungin! Bwahahaha!!
Nao wut we do wif ‘im?
lolz daved bowee ftw
“see deez eyez so green…”
KITTEH-209 sez: “Plz to put down yr cheezbrgr and step awai frum teh plaet, You has ten secundz to comply… thxbai foar ur kowoperayshunz”
Ur cheezburgerz. Gib dem 2 me.
I can haz Bill C-21?
IN UR BILL O RITES…
…BEARIN PAWS
in ur bill o’reilly, bearin clawz . . .
Duss Bunneez awl gawn
Deefensivv Kitteh proteckz
himz turf wif Hy-Tek
Kitteh iz much pleezd
Nyce wyde feeldz uv fyre. Hewminz
nebberz fyndz himz heer
Kitteh haz Reemoat
Payment will be Cookies or
lushuss Cheezburgr
Jack.
Silvestur kitteh sayz, “Taht jiant mowse is TOSTE!!!”
Hai! Doggeh–kommen sie hier!! Gotz speshul treet 4u . . . noez hao much u lieks treetz.
Doggeh: “Ich mag dein kitteh treetz nichts, kitteh! i has chzbrgr kthxbai”
I gotz 2 tings in dis werld…
Mah bawls and mah werd
An i doant break neiver 4 nobdeess!
U FARGIN COCKAROACHES!!!
i ain’t nevr highlighted nobody whut didn’t has it coming 2 tehm
LOLSOME!!!!1!
Johnny Dangerously FTW!!!!!!!
I lub da werd fargin. Da d00de moroni teh way he talk? Like lolspeak but wif a axsent!!!!