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Mah beawty sleep. I must have it.
Catnip flu. Sad, really.
i hitz snooz butin agan.
And again.. and again.. and again..
Whut? Is nun already?
Nemmind the “go away” mask – dis belleh gotz ta be snorgled!!
Besidez, all lolcatz is on felix-flex tym, everbudy shud noe taht.
My thots eggzackly. Talk abowt yer mixed messijis.
i iz bein up awl nite chasin mowss, nao u wunt snorgle awl day tuu!
iz haaard wrk 4 kitteh. need slepe nao.
kthxbai!!!
Lookit the mouf….you snorgle dat kitteh, you gonna be bleedin!
Scowling kitteh is scowling.
hao u see mouf? Alls i sees is teh nose.
Dat hole round da mouf expreshun is kinda…You gonna dye in yer sleep, hyooman.
K, I can’t see lips…but dat kitteh is scowling.
Kittehs gots lippses? R u shore bout dat?
pore sunnshyne…didnint u noes u needs kitteh anatimee digree to post on ichc?
*sigh*
The positioning of the outermost dermal layer and its accompanying fur covering surrounding the facial orafices of the subject are arranged in such a way as to suggest that the feline is unsatisfied with the application of the sleepmask to the craniofacial area of the domestic feline in question, and might at any time indicate such displeasure via swift application of claws and teeth to humans in the vicinity.
Evrybuddy happy naoh?
If da cat can speak dah kitteh, den da cat has to hav lipz. Can’t mek sounz like P and B iffen it doesnt.
PPPPPPLTTTTT! So there!
If I wuz a lolcat, I’d b dis wun.
LOL that’s me, yesterday – WHUH !!!
hungover kitteh is hanging over the bed to….*blurgh!*
“And remembur, yu DESURVE this!!!”
I can has twash can next to teh bed? Iz mite gonna frow up.
maek shoorz yoo don get da wikker basskit. iz not gud fer kachin’ da pyookz.
scary thing is, it’s tuesday and I’m STILL feeling it – I am officially OLD
HA! Wuz me yesterday too!
I nevur maed it to wurk, akshully…
Snooze Cat is Snoozin’
hangover kitteh is sleepin it off.
oopsie…rly, i didn’t see this afore i posted above. Srsly.
Stend made me do it!!!
GO WAY and take tis stoopid eyemask wit you.
SHHHHHH. Kitteh is SLEEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hungover kitteh is hungover.
Zzzzznort! Wut! Is tym ta go ta werk agin?
Okey i’ll gets mah pants…
Tym tu maik teh do-nutz…
Lazy cat is catchin da zzzzzzzzzz’s.
Ai need dis mask. Srsly.
and again and again..
I wented out an lived liVED LIVED! (Maded me feeleded lyke i dyed dyED DYED!)
i only wakez up if yuo givez me cheezburger!
Dis is mah kitteh ebry day!
this was srsly me this morning. so. sick. must. get. well.
I hopez u gets well vewwy suun. Yez, I duz. Iz too hawt to be sik. No fun. Bettah to be sik wen is lots of snow owtsyde!!
Yes I is gonna be “bout a day latez.
I vary sick.
Teh tummy floo.
An a bary bad code in by node.
An teh pinky eye.
An teh soar froat.
I vary sick.
Dr’s ’scuse? Ummmmm…….. I be on in nk?
DAMMIT!!!
Pinky eye be berry contajus. Please to be staying home kthxsbai.
kitteh’s earz not so sleepy lookin acksherly … mebbe kitteh just waytin 4 sownd ov magik can opnr 2 jump owt ov bed, reddy 4 tasty n newtrishous snakk!!
Waik mee up wen itz Caturday.
In fackt, I’s gonna b so layte dat I juss mite nawt coem in at all!!
Whu? Oh … Reely? I’s b layed off?! Den wat is I doin up so erlee??
Bak 2 dreemland!!
Bed haz much kumfee
Moaldz lyke glub araownd Kitteh
Needz five moar minnitz
Moarning cumz 2 soon
for sly nockturnal Kitteh
who’s used to t3h dark
Hewminz maykeeng noise
Nawt saoundz uv Kan Oapinnur
Kitteh feelz much “Pleh!”
Jack.
A-DOOR-ABULL!!!!!
Jack’s kittehs r nt alarm clx 4 hm?? Dis howse hz MST (Manfrd Stommak Tym). Iz no git upz, Iz git swattee noes or da deff eer frum muches myeows.
i heerz yoo.
i can has catnap?
Anty maime kitteh sez “lif iz a bankwet an mowst por ess ow beez r starvin to def.”
hahahahaa this is so me. my new fav!
i steel taht masc kitteh thx i yuuz it 4 ebreefing
wut kinda ebreefing??
i’z no can amagin.
wen i sayd ebreefing i meen ebreefing.
liek wen in clas shh no tel any1…
Dis be diva kitteh obveeusly. Must have sleep mask and absolute quiet to sleep, and white sheets wif at least 400-thread count. Iz in diva kitteh’s contract. Minions’ headz will roll if everyfing not exactly like it sez in contract!
Linzay Lohan Kitteh has had many, manee taystee adult bevredges. Now gonna chayse publicist-mowsie til doggeh-cops come an tayk her way.
bettin shee awlso had a fyoo too menny taystee adultz…
well of course – she IS one of the superficial friends, after all
http://www.heavy.com/play/channel/1179
“After applying an awl-purpose strawberry flavoured Preparation H to mah eyesax, i akseral… akselterae…. speedz up the rejunevashun process wiv a presha-pak. den ai juss tink abowt red boots, clawzet spayss an trankwilyzers foar ten minitz until…. vwahlah *flourish* i iz reddeh fur mah vazelined lenz cloess up undr bad lyting on low rez feelm. . dam i iz hawt.”
I can has fuzz filter liek Lt. O’Hora?
“WELL HELLO” ladee haz byooty sekrits!
asselerated?
Go Awai! It not Caturday!
shhhhh!!!!
Kitteh haz a migrayne ahn reqwires peece ahn qwiet
apawlagies, I not be seein ur post when I be making mine(wich has yet to be appearin’)
I has a migrane and cramps…
is not so grate, akchooly.
I can has midol, plz?
Natalie Dee maked a lolcat-themed comic!
Check out http://www.nataliedee.com/ and the comic for July 24th!
PWEEZ NO MOR KATNPZ PARTEZ!!!! I HAZ HAN GOVERZ!!!!! BLAHHHHH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC3n-LC3Em4&NR=1
OMG – appros of nothing, it’s falcor the urinator !!!
“Who put this damn thing on me, anyway?”
can i has some beautyz slep? No privacyz et al.
Ah put mah goglz on. I can has verchuul realty simyoolayshun?
u makes won more PMS joke n u die!
Morning… DO NOT WANT!
sombody can tellz me what cheezburger iz?
does it has a falvor? has good flavor?
ok
den gets me onez plz, no gets me tozez.
really cute
ai needs wun ub thos maskz!!1!!