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i has ate my way thru


…2 another dimenshun

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  1. graspee says:

    LOL iz dimenshun of cheezburgerz perhapz?

    Or maybe iz ‘twilitez zone’ where everything strange and cheezburger actualleh *bad for kittehz*.

    O waitz…

  2. thepetmuseum says:

    my tesseract
    let me show u it.

    … look fast tho.

  3. matt says:

    I love this one, and especially the caption. Use my website to translate any phrase into lolcat speak.

    • miss foots says:

      how bout lolcat klingon

    • MATT:

      Dat b so’s kewl!!!

      Peepel hoo dint goe 2 ur sight r obveeuslee wuns hoo gaev less cheezburgers. Ur sight disirves MANY + CHEEZBURGERS!!! IS PHUN!!! And full ov awsum an win!!

      lolfrens — if wants 2 haev phun wiff kittehspeak. goe 2 matt’s website. I’s tryed 2 trik teh lolcat speek translayter butt it caem fru ebree tiem!

      • Duffy says:

        Hi CBSB – Glad yu here! How yu be doin? All okeh in yr wrld?

      • typingisnotactivism says:

        yup, Matt’s babelcat iz rabitforming. Molto benny Matt!!!

        “TEH TRADITIONAL VIEW HOLDS DAT JOHN TEH APOSTLE — CONSIDRED 2 HAS WRITTEN TEH GOSPEL AND EPISTLES BY TEH SAME NAME — WUZ EXILED ON PATMOS IN DA AEGEAN ARCHIPELAGO DURIN TEH REIGN OF EMPROR DOMITIAN, AND WROTE TEH REVELASHUN THRE. THOSE IN FAVOR OF SINGLE COMMON AUTHOR POINT 2 SIMILARITIES BETWEEN TEH GOSPEL AND REVELASHUN. 4 EXAMPLE, BOTH WORKS R SOTRIOLOGICAL (E.G. REFRRIN 2 JESUS AS LAMB) AND POSES HIGH CHRISTOLOGY, STRESIN JESUS’ DIVINE SIDE AS OPPOSED 2 TEH HUMAN SIDE STRESED BY TEH SYNOPTIC GOSPELS.” from da Wiki on Revalashuns

        “WAT U ALSO GIT IS TEH REIGNIN INSTANCE OF AN INTRNET MEME, RUNNIN GAG DAT WON’T STOP RUNNIN BUT INSTEAD REPRODUCES AND MUTATES IN DA PETRI DISH OF TEH NET’S COLLECTIVE IMAGINASHUN.” from Tiem on LAWLkatz

        “IRAQ HAS MADE SEVRAL ATTEMPTS 2 BUY HIGH-STRENGTH ALUMINUM TUBES USED 2 ENRICH URANIUM 4 NUCLEAR WEAPON. SHOULD IRAQ ACQUIRE FISILE MATRIAL, IT WOULD B ABLE 2 BUILD NUCLEAR WEAPON WITHIN YEAR. AND IRAQ’S STATE-CONTROLLED MEDIA HAS REPORTED NUMROUS MEETINGS BETWEEN SADDAM HUSEIN AND HIS NUCLEAR SCIENTISTS, LEAVIN LITTLE DOUBT ABOUT HIS CONTINUED APPETITE 4 THESE WEAPONS.” duz u knoe wot yu can f&^in do wiv an aluminum tube!!!

        • pittypat says:

          Oddly, babelcat duz best wif bible, pritty good wif Tiem, and not so much at awl wif teh neo-cons. Hmm, future dissertation material for those krazy lolspeak studentz . . .

    • scarletkitty says:

      Iz phun, Matt. Fank yoo. Haow u dooz dat? Nebermind. not to be wastin tyme asplainin to me. I not unnerstans, anywaiz.

    • nocatnocheezburger says:

      OH HAI! MATT! WAT GREAT IDEA! UR KITTEH RESEARCH ASISTANT HAS BEEN WORKIN VRY HARD 2 HALP US! THNX 2 BOTH OF U!

      • matt says:

        Glad you all like my lolcat translator. I am constantly improving it and if you think a translation can be done better you can click a button and send me your better version! kewl!

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      Matt…that is krazee fun!!!! I’m sending the link to everyone I know!

      • mystique says:

        Ah be lovin dis wan Matt – Ahm sure you be havin lotz of new lolupdates nao you sented us all dah linx! =) Fanks – nao wen peeples nawt be understandin meh I can sends dem heer til dey get hang of eet. ^^

  4. miss foots says:

    I is in missterias Planet of te Carpits.

  5. Elthy says:

    Oh noes!

    It is Rand McNally, where they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat kitteh!

  6. Duffy says:

    Dis fluffins luks like whatever he eated got all ovur his fase and shirtfrunt.
    Wash fase befor entrin new dimenshun, bebe!

  7. sillyannz says:

    Kitteh luks owt ontoo Plannit Uv Da Cheezburgerz… A dellagashun aprowchiz.

    “U has arrivved! U muzt b a gawd!”

    “Yez… n I m angree! I iz demanding cheezburgr sakreefyz! Nom nom nom nom…”

    “Aiee! Nooo! O, da cheezmanity…”

  8. jeremy says:

    I has eaten much carpet on mah journeyz

  9. Jack Deth says:

    Ecksploarer Kitteh
    Fyndz t3h Land uv Cheezburgrz
    Iz dresst 4 Dinnur

    Kitteh haz a Buk
    tytilld “2 Serv Man”. Shood beez
    verree yoosful heer

    Kitteh luuks arownd
    Sez “Take me 2 yur Wyte Cassil!”
    Iz allreddy thayr :-)

    Jack.

  10. neoellimist says:

    kitteh sez: i has discovered wurmhole, an i travels to far beyond teh galaxy…
    nao bring SG1 and richard dean anderson back plzkthx

  11. K-Roq says:

    stoodeo apt r nice but luuking fer gardin stile

  12. stendhalismo says:

    this can be tunnel to china?

  13. D.R. says:

    i’ze in mah tree hous

    rlaxin
    :)

  14. An soopryzinglee it tassted a lot lyk cheezburgers!!!

    • Flartus says:

      Wormholes are made of cheezburgers!!!!

    • Sunnshyne says:

      CBSB, how yoo doowin?

      We worree boutchoo.

      • Hai Sunnshyne. CBSB fite all day wiff peece ov sheet laptop. Furst curser freeze up. Den curser goe all crazy an jerkee. Den laptop wud knot opin rezumay I must updayte b4 Wed. Den it opined but wud not prynt. Den needed 2 b installings teh prynt drivers. Den installashen kept crashing p.o.s. laptop. Den powur cord broek so had 2 goe 2 Appil Sture 2 by $85 neu wun.

        Dai kinda went on lyk dat!! Rn’t u glad u asking?

        I’s had noe tymes 2 play on ichc. Cayme on wunce dis morning an wunce moar naow 2 finish off 2nite. End dai wiff a treet.

        Meens a lot to CBSB dat u b asking!! Mah visits mite b sporatic dese furst dais ov nonemploymints. But I iz hear in speerit! lolz

      • Hai Sunnshyne!

        I lefts u loooong commint abowt dai an wear I bin, etc. Sight deecieded nawt 2 post. Y wud I rite it all over agin if it onlee nawt post agin.

        I’s sed thank u for finking abowt meh. It has been tragic dai.

        Big bruuzer cat, Armani, attackeded gud fren ov mien. I still vrey upset.

      • Mebee I tryes agin.

        Needed 2 updayte rezuumay. Furst curer freezes on peece ov sheet laptop. Den curser starts 2 werk but out ov control an hard 2 rangel in. All ova da plass wens I tryes 2 land on sumfing 2 clik.

        Den laptop wud nawt opin mah rezuumay docuument. It opin all uffer docuuments but no rezuumay. I finly gets dat 2 werk. Den no print owt. Has 2 reinstall prynt drivers. Finallee find installashen disc but wens I runs teh disc it crashes mah p.o.s. laptop. Den mah powur cord diez. Has 2 goe to Appil Sture 2 by neu $85 powur cord.

        It styll noe prynt. But gess I wil deels wiff dat 2morroe.

        Tanks fur tinking ov meh. Dese furst dais ov nonemploymints may maek CBSB scairce. Soon I’s wil b bak on 2 play. Until den, I wiff u in speerits!!

        • sillyannz says:

          y iz it teknoloogee onlee getz moor unkoowopurtiv wen u rly needz it 2 be werkin? purrsunalee, i has lieflawng fyood wif awl printrz. *pleh!* dey r much meen n evul stubbrns in da not werkins doorin merjencees. den wen iz nawt a big deel, dey b pretendin 2 b awl nys n werkin awl da timez. don’t bleev dem… “mai rezoomay… i bleev u has it. DO WANT!!!!! (sounds of struggle)”

          gud fing i nawt bittur. :) gud luk cbsb!!1!

        • scarletkitty says:

          I feelz yr payne, CBSB. Deh lowsy preenters is ubikwitus, I feenk. Effrybuddee I noes haz had trubles wif dah preenters. Iz stoopy. No reeson foar it. Iz just to mayke us nuts. And mebbe to enkuraje target praktis? Iz for dah shooting! My mama’s preenter hazn’t werked in ajes. But she won’t git anuver wun. Iz shure dat sumday diz wun will be preenting agin. I fink she is nuts. Wat iz she expekteeng–homyopathetic heeling? Deevine interfeerenses? WAT? She asked me to fix. I culd not fix. She say okay, she is shure my seester can fix wen she comez to visit. hahahahah. She can’t fix! Mama sayz oh, well, just leeve it alone, mebbe it werks agin someday. Pleh! on printers.
          Yesserdai wuz bad dai all ovah, I theenks. My stepson was layd off frum trukin jawb. Him has 4 kidz. Needz dat jawb!
          I goes owt to run errunds, and my car haz flat–fully flat, on rimz, etc. Mike taykes off later to change. Iz noffin wrong wif tire. It flat for no reeson. Sabotawje?
          My DIL spent Sun. nite at hospital wif contrakshuns. Bebbeh not due til Oct. Then yesterday she flunkeded dah glukose toleruns test. Iz bad dai yesterday.
          I hopez yr pooter and preenter can get alawng wif eech othah, and wif u todai. U deservez bettah dai. Get resoomay owt. Get new and bettah job. Get new pooter!!!!

          • Yes … bad dai yesturdais. 2 dai b mutch bettur. Fanx, scarletkitty!!

            So sawry 2 heer bowt ur stepsons. I wil keap hims in mah employmint prayurs. Ebbree buddy beeleeves in Gawd wen dey is nonemployided. lolz

        • scarletkitty says:

          I sents u a post heer full of funny and win and awesumness. But ICHC eated it!
          So naow I will jest say dat printers are the devil’s own invenshun, yesterdai wuz a bad dai all ovah, and I hopez ur quipment starts werking so u can get bettah jawb and buy NEW laptop. ♥

          • Sunnshyne says:

            Sownz liek lyfe is tryin to make CBSB tink nuttin has changed…still cursin at compyooters and makin stress ober stoopid stuff dat shouldn’t oughta be happenin!

            Big squeezy hugz for scarletkitty an all her litter…hope all turnz out fer da bettah soon!

  15. Little Bird says:

    I tink der will bee sum inturesten ummmm…deposites in da littur box iffin he ated awl dat. Jus tinken ’bout it hurtz.

    • pdqinky says:

      Nah, transdimenshunul eaten fings been intradimenshunullee transmogrified & transmuted. Littabocks too also – now when you scoops it, you finds gold. Kitteh alchemy!

  16. Melissa says:

    No cheezburgerz in dis dimenshun?
    Reelee?
    Nk, nice to see u bizaroo peeps.
    nonono caint stayz…*runnin away*

  17. kirinphoebe says:

    Loluckily mah floofiness remaynez intakt!

  18. Steph F. says:

    Kitteh, you has eaten ur way in2 mai hearts.

  19. Rishi says:

    dis dimenshun is boring *looking all glassy-eyed*

  20. Darrkwolff says:

    Iz nawt War Drobe….

    …but, will do.

  21. D.R. says:

    im in ur tardis

    eetin mah wai fru tyme

  22. Mount says:

    Spacetime has a flavor?

  23. D.R. says:

    i iz part ov esperamint

    a very, very seekrit esperamint

    mos’ley we jus sit heer lookn cyoot

    ..iz to tess affex ov cyootniss on spayse-tym

  24. typingisnotactivism says:

    1. U kut a hoel in da bocks
    2. U poot ur . . . . . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  25. Blurgle says:

    I R SRS KITTEH
    THIS BE SRS HOLE IN TEH SPACETIME CONTINUUM

  26. nocatnocheezburger says:

    Kitteh look vry seeryis … wunderin abt straynj creechurs on nu plannit … not shure if bein sayfe heer …

  27. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    “See, whut you got heer is wun of yer alternate dimensions…”

  28. typingisnotactivism says:

    Professor Cat demonstraytz laytest finding to MIT Astrophzix grads:
    “Az yu can naow cleerly see, the verry fabrik ov tiem an spayss iz nawt onlee carpet, but iz bayge. Thiss proovz cleerly that thee tiemz chaynj. In mai laboratoree wee haz sampul of tiemspayss fabrik from 1967 an iz akshully raynbow swirlz, from 1983 wee haz fondoo-bellee lint sammin pink. This cleerlee demonstraytz that neokawns haff infekted thee verry substanss ov lief. Wot wee need iz a tranzdimenshunal galaktik steemcleen an fingerpayntin partee. Pleez now to pay Purrfessr Cat Astro Fee.”
    *boing*blat^bamm^booyaa*

  29. Darrkwolff says:

    Billyuns and billyuns of deemenshunz…..

  30. scribbleed says:

    In holez in teh grnd, lived there a hobbt.

    Waitaminnit, acturly iz a cat.

  31. terry g says:

    Schrodinger’s cat got tired of sitting in deh box.

  32. Ceefax says:

    Has ate my way 2 anuther dimenshun!
    Has ate my way 2 anuther dimenshun!
    Has ate my way 2 anuther dimenshun!
    Pay close athenshun!

  33. mystique says:

    Wot u mean dis not Narnia?

  34. infamousqbert says:

    um, there was a link to a youtube slideshow of cats from, um Poplmaws, or something like that. sorry, can’t find the original comment. anyways, wanted to tell you that those pics are from this book. it’s call “Why Paint Cats”. it’s weird, but true and kind of interesting.
    http://www.amazon.com/Why-Paint-Cats-Ethics-Aesthetics/dp/1580088015/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-5740811-4457235?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1185296622&sr=8-1

    kthxbai!

  35. Flo says:

    I can has nu pikschure, plz? kthxbai!

  36. Logan says:

    i haz a nice vyew frum heer!

  37. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    Am slakkin off at wurk. Wantedz to no hoo gotz votered offa da big bruddah. One of teh headlines on dis recapp payge sez “I can has cheezburger?”
    I lolled at wurk. must be to not get in trubbul. or will be fyred.
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13720999/

  38. Roda says:

    This dimenshun has cheezburger?

    no?!?

    scru that!

  39. mystique says:

    Oh hai turkehborgar, ah be seein dah preevooz to dat wan too! Vry funnee! Ah be lovin teh OCD (mah hubband, he has it) so Ah reely wanted to see dis wan – must see nao! hehe!!!


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