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…2 another dimenshun
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LOL iz dimenshun of cheezburgerz perhapz?
Or maybe iz ‘twilitez zone’ where everything strange and cheezburger actualleh *bad for kittehz*.
O waitz…
my tesseract
let me show u it.
… look fast tho.
yay wrinkle in time ftw
Win!
Iz win, win, win – and yer name. Iz u also a Moomin fan? Yay!1
pdqinky:
Yes, I iz. From waaaaaay back.
Moominsummer Madness? Cn it b i iz nawt onlee wun to reed dis buk???
Sillyannz u iz far from teh only one! Moomins gots LOTS more books than just Madness!! Full of win & awesomenessityhood!
Seeing Fillyjonk made me to smile lak a kitteh wif cheezburger :>
Yays foar teh Moomins! I lurvs Snufkin and Little My.
Little My n Fillyjonk wer (r?) mah favrites.
Nao dat U lookt, it not here ne moar!
Sigh… fizzicks iz kwirkee!
Mebbe you means quarkee?
I love this one, and especially the caption. Use my website to translate any phrase into lolcat speak.
how bout lolcat klingon
MATT:
Dat b so’s kewl!!!
Peepel hoo dint goe 2 ur sight r obveeuslee wuns hoo gaev less cheezburgers. Ur sight disirves MANY + CHEEZBURGERS!!! IS PHUN!!! And full ov awsum an win!!
lolfrens — if wants 2 haev phun wiff kittehspeak. goe 2 matt’s website. I’s tryed 2 trik teh lolcat speek translayter butt it caem fru ebree tiem!
Hi CBSB – Glad yu here! How yu be doin? All okeh in yr wrld?
yup, Matt’s babelcat iz rabitforming. Molto benny Matt!!!
“TEH TRADITIONAL VIEW HOLDS DAT JOHN TEH APOSTLE — CONSIDRED 2 HAS WRITTEN TEH GOSPEL AND EPISTLES BY TEH SAME NAME — WUZ EXILED ON PATMOS IN DA AEGEAN ARCHIPELAGO DURIN TEH REIGN OF EMPROR DOMITIAN, AND WROTE TEH REVELASHUN THRE. THOSE IN FAVOR OF SINGLE COMMON AUTHOR POINT 2 SIMILARITIES BETWEEN TEH GOSPEL AND REVELASHUN. 4 EXAMPLE, BOTH WORKS R SOTRIOLOGICAL (E.G. REFRRIN 2 JESUS AS LAMB) AND POSES HIGH CHRISTOLOGY, STRESIN JESUS’ DIVINE SIDE AS OPPOSED 2 TEH HUMAN SIDE STRESED BY TEH SYNOPTIC GOSPELS.” from da Wiki on Revalashuns
“WAT U ALSO GIT IS TEH REIGNIN INSTANCE OF AN INTRNET MEME, RUNNIN GAG DAT WON’T STOP RUNNIN BUT INSTEAD REPRODUCES AND MUTATES IN DA PETRI DISH OF TEH NET’S COLLECTIVE IMAGINASHUN.” from Tiem on LAWLkatz
“IRAQ HAS MADE SEVRAL ATTEMPTS 2 BUY HIGH-STRENGTH ALUMINUM TUBES USED 2 ENRICH URANIUM 4 NUCLEAR WEAPON. SHOULD IRAQ ACQUIRE FISILE MATRIAL, IT WOULD B ABLE 2 BUILD NUCLEAR WEAPON WITHIN YEAR. AND IRAQ’S STATE-CONTROLLED MEDIA HAS REPORTED NUMROUS MEETINGS BETWEEN SADDAM HUSEIN AND HIS NUCLEAR SCIENTISTS, LEAVIN LITTLE DOUBT ABOUT HIS CONTINUED APPETITE 4 THESE WEAPONS.” duz u knoe wot yu can f&^in do wiv an aluminum tube!!!
Oddly, babelcat duz best wif bible, pritty good wif Tiem, and not so much at awl wif teh neo-cons. Hmm, future dissertation material for those krazy lolspeak studentz . . .
fullee! mebbe neocawn speek wurkz bess translayted into morse cod wiv da armpit fartz.
But dey werds smellz liek reel wunz…..
Hmm…. morse code armpit farts…. I LIKE!
Iz phun, Matt. Fank yoo. Haow u dooz dat? Nebermind. not to be wastin tyme asplainin to me. I not unnerstans, anywaiz.
OH HAI! MATT! WAT GREAT IDEA! UR KITTEH RESEARCH ASISTANT HAS BEEN WORKIN VRY HARD 2 HALP US! THNX 2 BOTH OF U!
Glad you all like my lolcat translator. I am constantly improving it and if you think a translation can be done better you can click a button and send me your better version! kewl!
Matt…that is krazee fun!!!! I’m sending the link to everyone I know!
Ah be lovin dis wan Matt – Ahm sure you be havin lotz of new lolupdates nao you sented us all dah linx! =) Fanks – nao wen peeples nawt be understandin meh I can sends dem heer til dey get hang of eet. ^^
hahaha awwww
I is in missterias Planet of te Carpits.
Oh noes!
It is Rand McNally, where they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat kitteh!
Lulz.
Simpsons ref = much wins!
Dis fluffins luks like whatever he eated got all ovur his fase and shirtfrunt.
Wash fase befor entrin new dimenshun, bebe!
Sunnshyne iz naoh compleeetly confoosed.
Where you see what he eated on his fase?
Mus hab eeder bad monitur or bad ayez.
Tranz-dimenshunal tunnul is made of marshmelo I dink. All dat wite stuff.
Bunnilla soff surv, akshulee. is hole chaptur on itz in breef histuree uv time bai steben hahkings. “Da deelishusness uv inturdemenshunalitee”
LOL i thot u said Bunnicula. . .
ha! i thot da saem fing! piktoored a kitteh lukin at a draynd peec uv celaree n askin lolbunnicula wut wz da poynt wifowt da cheez.
i loves teh word “marshmelo”
dimenshuns R wite??
shoor, y not?
neks time kitteh shuld waer napkin, den mebbe not get so messeh.
no, kitteh ware bib!
Kitteh luks owt ontoo Plannit Uv Da Cheezburgerz… A dellagashun aprowchiz.
“U has arrivved! U muzt b a gawd!”
“Yez… n I m angree! I iz demanding cheezburgr sakreefyz! Nom nom nom nom…”
“Aiee! Nooo! O, da cheezmanity…”
“Cheezmanity” FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zomg total WIN! =D
I has eaten much carpet on mah journeyz
Riskee! but phunnie.
*tee hee* hand over mouf…
muff?
ooooo Iz Melissa doin wif dah TMI agin?
i cuds heer a litl moar.
YOOOOUUUUU GUIZE………..
SRSLY ‘lissa, juss inoar dem – dair beyin DUMB.
*tsk* lyke – SO immaCHUR
I can has home-made MP3 of dat?
Ecksploarer Kitteh
Fyndz t3h Land uv Cheezburgrz
Iz dresst 4 Dinnur
Kitteh haz a Buk
tytilld “2 Serv Man”. Shood beez
verree yoosful heer
Kitteh luuks arownd
Sez “Take me 2 yur Wyte Cassil!”
Iz allreddy thayr
Jack.
LOL @ Take me 2 yur Wyte Cassil!
O JD, I luffs u.
Not wyte cassil,, wanna wopper or bigmac or tat Windys place wit te skwayer cheezburgers
Carney’s or In-N-Owt, sez LAKitteh! Or Fatburger, NOM!
“In-N-Owt”?!?! sutch a badd naem foar Fast Fud joynt.
Yesh, but iz much numminess!!!
Dat iz az bad a nayme as deh Cum N Go gas stayshuns. No, I not maykes dat up. rly. srsly. has a go-cup.
Cum n Go Big Gulp? do nawt wawnt!!!
5 guys’ boogers ‘n’ fryz!
Carl’s Jr! WANT! No haz teh Carl’s Jr in Seeatul, veree sad.
Luuuv Carls Jr nom nom nom – none in Ohyo neether boohoo.
kitteh sez: i has discovered wurmhole, an i travels to far beyond teh galaxy…
nao bring SG1 and richard dean anderson back plzkthx
YAY!!1!
stoodeo apt r nice but luuking fer gardin stile
this can be tunnel to china?
hay sten hao wz da p0rnstar-monkey-minion gig? hoep u got lotsa burgerz!
no, but I did get really hungover… oofgh. I think I’m just gonna drink water and look at lolcats for a while – not the young buck I used to be
oh, but I DID meet a guy who’s using jan brady’s imaginary boyfriends name as his screename – +5 cheezburgers to whoever remembers it, I was like “your screename is WHAT ???” LOLS
brother to seymour? son of bessie and les?
d*mn, 10+ cheezburgers for salinger ref. A++
Mah ref iz mutch less impressives: George Glass.
that’s the guy – sure beats the hell out of me wanting to do drag as ‘medulla oblingata’ or ‘crystal lattice’, doesn’t it? also beats my latest porn name idea – Rack N. Ready, off the metal supply bin at home despot
CBSB – how’s the layoff thing working out? you past the shock there? bathing in a pool of kittens?
KITTENS, TAKE ME AWAY… ;o)
The literary refs are full of much win! Eyz lost mah butt with laffings!!
Did yr golden skrew fall owt?
Shud I say ‘ew’? LOLOL!!
Meant to also ask: since own butt is now gonzo, has you butt to spare? I seez u haz at least 2… kindness to strangers plz?
Wich wun u preefurr? Wun frum back end ov a cat or back end ov a squirrel? U can borroe furr a littel wile. I no mind.
Acck! I also off the top of my head knew it was George Glass. I watched WAY too much TV in my lazy youth.
( OK: I don’t know why this isn’t posting, so I’m str*pp*ng some of the vowels out and trying again )
that’s it – much better than the one I thought I’d use given the chance, “Rack N. Ready”, which is the deal*r for she*t metal, angle *xtrusions etc. at home d*pot ;o)
of course, I also thought “medulla obling*ta” and “cryst*l lattice” would be good names for dr*g que*ns…
C.L. is very pretty (mebbe too pretty 4 teh purrpusses).
I’m partial to M.O. (”my lolfrens call me Teh Pons!”).
An howbowt Rack N. Pinion? (”Well hewwo! I konvert rotashunal motion into linear motion!”).
are we sure kitten is not in your time portal, waiting for caturday?
lolz … dat mah thot 2 stend! Hungova er nawt u styll gots it!
He hitz nayl on hed effery tyme, huh? Iz muches of dah win and dah awesum!
i’ze in mah tree hous
rlaxin
An soopryzinglee it tassted a lot lyk cheezburgers!!!
Wormholes are made of cheezburgers!!!!
CBSB, how yoo doowin?
We worree boutchoo.
Hai Sunnshyne. CBSB fite all day wiff peece ov sheet laptop. Furst curser freeze up. Den curser goe all crazy an jerkee. Den laptop wud knot opin rezumay I must updayte b4 Wed. Den it opined but wud not prynt. Den needed 2 b installings teh prynt drivers. Den installashen kept crashing p.o.s. laptop. Den powur cord broek so had 2 goe 2 Appil Sture 2 by $85 neu wun.
Dai kinda went on lyk dat!! Rn’t u glad u asking?
I’s had noe tymes 2 play on ichc. Cayme on wunce dis morning an wunce moar naow 2 finish off 2nite. End dai wiff a treet.
Meens a lot to CBSB dat u b asking!! Mah visits mite b sporatic dese furst dais ov nonemploymints. But I iz hear in speerit! lolz
Hai Sunnshyne!
I lefts u loooong commint abowt dai an wear I bin, etc. Sight deecieded nawt 2 post. Y wud I rite it all over agin if it onlee nawt post agin.
I’s sed thank u for finking abowt meh. It has been tragic dai.
Big bruuzer cat, Armani, attackeded gud fren ov mien. I still vrey upset.
Mebee I tryes agin.
Needed 2 updayte rezuumay. Furst curer freezes on peece ov sheet laptop. Den curser starts 2 werk but out ov control an hard 2 rangel in. All ova da plass wens I tryes 2 land on sumfing 2 clik.
Den laptop wud nawt opin mah rezuumay docuument. It opin all uffer docuuments but no rezuumay. I finly gets dat 2 werk. Den no print owt. Has 2 reinstall prynt drivers. Finallee find installashen disc but wens I runs teh disc it crashes mah p.o.s. laptop. Den mah powur cord diez. Has 2 goe to Appil Sture 2 by neu $85 powur cord.
It styll noe prynt. But gess I wil deels wiff dat 2morroe.
Tanks fur tinking ov meh. Dese furst dais ov nonemploymints may maek CBSB scairce. Soon I’s wil b bak on 2 play. Until den, I wiff u in speerits!!
y iz it teknoloogee onlee getz moor unkoowopurtiv wen u rly needz it 2 be werkin? purrsunalee, i has lieflawng fyood wif awl printrz. *pleh!* dey r much meen n evul stubbrns in da not werkins doorin merjencees. den wen iz nawt a big deel, dey b pretendin 2 b awl nys n werkin awl da timez. don’t bleev dem… “mai rezoomay… i bleev u has it. DO WANT!!!!! (sounds of struggle)”
gud fing i nawt bittur.
gud luk cbsb!!1!
Yes! Dere b no roohm furr teh bitturniss (cuz lyf iz so fulled ov crapp alreddy!).
Tanks, sillyannz!
I feelz yr payne, CBSB. Deh lowsy preenters is ubikwitus, I feenk. Effrybuddee I noes haz had trubles wif dah preenters. Iz stoopy. No reeson foar it. Iz just to mayke us nuts. And mebbe to enkuraje target praktis? Iz for dah shooting! My mama’s preenter hazn’t werked in ajes. But she won’t git anuver wun. Iz shure dat sumday diz wun will be preenting agin. I fink she is nuts. Wat iz she expekteeng–homyopathetic heeling? Deevine interfeerenses? WAT? She asked me to fix. I culd not fix. She say okay, she is shure my seester can fix wen she comez to visit. hahahahah. She can’t fix! Mama sayz oh, well, just leeve it alone, mebbe it werks agin someday. Pleh! on printers.
Yesserdai wuz bad dai all ovah, I theenks. My stepson was layd off frum trukin jawb. Him has 4 kidz. Needz dat jawb!
I goes owt to run errunds, and my car haz flat–fully flat, on rimz, etc. Mike taykes off later to change. Iz noffin wrong wif tire. It flat for no reeson. Sabotawje?
My DIL spent Sun. nite at hospital wif contrakshuns. Bebbeh not due til Oct. Then yesterday she flunkeded dah glukose toleruns test. Iz bad dai yesterday.
I hopez yr pooter and preenter can get alawng wif eech othah, and wif u todai. U deservez bettah dai. Get resoomay owt. Get new and bettah job. Get new pooter!!!!
Yes … bad dai yesturdais. 2 dai b mutch bettur. Fanx, scarletkitty!!
So sawry 2 heer bowt ur stepsons. I wil keap hims in mah employmint prayurs. Ebbree buddy beeleeves in Gawd wen dey is nonemployided. lolz
I sents u a post heer full of funny and win and awesumness. But ICHC eated it!
So naow I will jest say dat printers are the devil’s own invenshun, yesterdai wuz a bad dai all ovah, and I hopez ur quipment starts werking so u can get bettah jawb and buy NEW laptop. ♥
Sownz liek lyfe is tryin to make CBSB tink nuttin has changed…still cursin at compyooters and makin stress ober stoopid stuff dat shouldn’t oughta be happenin!
Big squeezy hugz for scarletkitty an all her litter…hope all turnz out fer da bettah soon!
I tink der will bee sum inturesten ummmm…deposites in da littur box iffin he ated awl dat. Jus tinken ’bout it hurtz.
Nah, transdimenshunul eaten fings been intradimenshunullee transmogrified & transmuted. Littabocks too also – now when you scoops it, you finds gold. Kitteh alchemy!
Is gold kitty poops, but dey still smellz liek poop… dilemma!
weesh mah kittehs pooed gold. wood be much monee. I haf too bomb-baes, weerd kittehs.
No cheezburgerz in dis dimenshun?
Reelee?
Nk, nice to see u bizaroo peeps.
nonono caint stayz…*runnin away*
Loluckily mah floofiness remaynez intakt!
I have floofed my way into a new dimension !!!
Kitteh, you has eaten ur way in2 mai hearts.
dis dimenshun is boring *looking all glassy-eyed*
Iz nawt War Drobe….
…but, will do.
wel dat splain wy kitteh cans talk.
It tru! Dah kittehs dance wif teh faunz and teh saytyrs (sp?) and teh driadzez!
…Aslan? O_o
In a moment of insanity you actually worried about correct spelling?? Oh my stars and garters I may split a seam!1!!!!
X men ref! Tres cool!
I’z lol’ded!
Iz no momunz uv insansity!!! Iz furevars!
im in ur tardis
eetin mah wai fru tyme
docta hoo ref!!
kitteh iz tyme lawd. needz asistant – can b me??
Spacetime has a flavor?
i iz part ov esperamint
a very, very seekrit esperamint
mos’ley we jus sit heer lookn cyoot
..iz to tess affex ov cyootniss on spayse-tym
Oh noes! Spayze-tym roopcherz cuz of too much cyoot!
*ded*
1. U kut a hoel in da bocks
2. U poot ur . . . . . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I R SRS KITTEH
THIS BE SRS HOLE IN TEH SPACETIME CONTINUUM
iz weerd, blurgle! i not reed ur commint b4 ritin mine! must be seeryis taim of nite!
Kitteh look vry seeryis … wunderin abt straynj creechurs on nu plannit … not shure if bein sayfe heer …
“See, whut you got heer is wun of yer alternate dimensions…”
u can’t get dere from heah…
Firesign Theater FTW!!!!!!!
Hay, Meester, I haz a nikel, too. 10-04, Eleanor. Waiting for de elektrishun.
LUVS Firesign Theater!!!!!!!
How can yu be in 2 plases at wunse wen yr reely nowhere at all?
Okay, this is *completely* off topic and kinda long, so feel free to skip…
I just saw one of the funniest things I ebber seen on teh tv. Apparently there’s a new show starting soon on Bravo (motto: “we used to have good shows”) about a seriously whacked dood with major OCD issues (don’t bitch at me, I has dem too) who flips houses. Dood is srsly nuts. He has assistants who put up with him for some reason–I suppose he pays dem well. He also has a number of pets, wun of whom is a persian kitteh named “Monkey” (BTW–best.cat.name.ever.)
So the scene they showed was Wacko OCD House-flipper dood saying to one of his assistants “You have to take Monkey to his acupuncture appointment today” (why, yes, they are in California–how did you know?)
Assistant (with appropriate level of disbelief) “Monkey has acupuncture?”
WOCDHFD: “Yes, he actually lieks it”
Cut to: Assistant dood trying to get Monkey out of his crate at the accupuncturist. Monkey is very much in a DO NOT WANT kind of mood, and is making that demonic “mya mya mya mya mya” sound dat teh cats makes when dey is pissed off or when you gives dem teh sckritches on der back right at the base of teh tailz–all teh while trying to eats teh hand of Assistant dood.
Monkey ackshully drew blood.
I almost woke the house.
Oh hai turkehborgar, ah be seein dah preevooz to dat wan too! Vry funnee! Ah be lovin teh OCD (mah hubband, he has it) so Ah reely wanted to see dis wan – must see nao! hehe!!!
Professor Cat demonstraytz laytest finding to MIT Astrophzix grads:
“Az yu can naow cleerly see, the verry fabrik ov tiem an spayss iz nawt onlee carpet, but iz bayge. Thiss proovz cleerly that thee tiemz chaynj. In mai laboratoree wee haz sampul of tiemspayss fabrik from 1967 an iz akshully raynbow swirlz, from 1983 wee haz fondoo-bellee lint sammin pink. This cleerlee demonstraytz that neokawns haff infekted thee verry substanss ov lief. Wot wee need iz a tranzdimenshunal galaktik steemcleen an fingerpayntin partee. Pleez now to pay Purrfessr Cat Astro Fee.”
*boing*blat^bamm^booyaa*
Billyuns and billyuns of deemenshunz…..
In holez in teh grnd, lived there a hobbt.
Waitaminnit, acturly iz a cat.
Schrodinger’s cat got tired of sitting in deh box.
Has ate my way 2 anuther dimenshun!
Has ate my way 2 anuther dimenshun!
Has ate my way 2 anuther dimenshun!
Pay close athenshun!
u got tha poyzin? ah got the remedeh.
Wot u mean dis not Narnia?
um, there was a link to a youtube slideshow of cats from, um Poplmaws, or something like that. sorry, can’t find the original comment. anyways, wanted to tell you that those pics are from this book. it’s call “Why Paint Cats”. it’s weird, but true and kind of interesting.
http://www.amazon.com/Why-Paint-Cats-Ethics-Aesthetics/dp/1580088015/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-5740811-4457235?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1185296622&sr=8-1
kthxbai!
o hai qbert! you no gots pc aksents yet? dey at Je voudrais . . . , down pass da middel. kthxbai!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/paintedcats.asp
I can has nu pikschure, plz? kthxbai!
i haz a nice vyew frum heer!
Am slakkin off at wurk. Wantedz to no hoo gotz votered offa da big bruddah. One of teh headlines on dis recapp payge sez “I can has cheezburger?”
I lolled at wurk. must be to not get in trubbul. or will be fyred.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13720999/
This dimenshun has cheezburger?
no?!?
scru that!