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Ouches! Biteyface bracelet!!!
my kittehs do the same thing, but are more like ankle braclets … hard to walk …
My kitteh does this but insists I carry her by flipping my hand around like she’s on a platter. I call it the “Kitten Mitten”.
My kitteh Spangle is the original Kitten Mitten… I have the scars to prove it!
Is it just me, or does this kitteh has wun pupil larger than teh other?
*SCHNUUUUFFFF*
“Whoa, dood–whut is dat perfume U has? Srsly, I can tayste teh colors….”
I dink just wun eie in teh brite-liteness. Or posibly just koo-koo kitteh in teh hed.
THIS is why people have dogs!
nom nom nom
That could become trendy…
NOOO!!! doesn’t leeve meh!!!
Ah promiz I bes gud!
Puleeze doesn’t leeve meh!!!
***kisses kisses kisses***
Invisible Velcro.
Dat is jes sooooo mush sploshun of kyoot is makin mah hed go awl swurlie
u has a nice flavour
kitteh bracelet be teh latest gotta-have-it fashun axessury! limited kwantaties so buy urs today!
Luks cyoot, keeps rist warm, goes wit deh mennies close, bytes and skratches free. ummm, not so grate, akshooly!
Kitteh iz liek 1 of dose slap bracelets I has as a kiddie
Tiffany’s, eet ur hart owt!!!
WIN!
fullee. Lionardo di Catprio iz in ur marketplayss, eradikittin ur blud dymondz.
dis a flavuh I likes! I eat.
I had lots of kitteh bracelets on Caturday at the pet shelter. There were 11 new kittens. I had to play!
Hands still hurts from the scratches tho. And the arms, from the older cats. ouchee visits… But so cute and so fluffy! 
They had a tiny garfield kitteh I didnt want to let go off.
Yay for volunteerz!!
I know, right? It’s just so wunnerfull when kittehz recognize that hoominz be in dire need of regoolar schnorgling, an then akshually do sumtimg abowt it!
Dat iz so sweete! Yvi — I lubs u fur volunteersing!! Dat rox.
Faiv burgrz fr sheltur volunteerz.
thiss thred getz a cheexburgrpeetsapai. molto benny. . . naow perdj.
Hooray and much luz to yu, yvi!!!!!! Yu haf a huge heart, little buddie!!!
Awww, I have a calico kitteh just like the one pictured (only much much older) and she still loves to give my arm a big old hug when I’m rubbing her big old belleh.
Of course, that is sometimes followed by a big old bite, but calicos can be fickle that way.
mmhmm…so’z can da blak kittehs.
Mai Daisy – a marmalade tiger does dat 2! Alwaz game of chanse! Snorkle tummeh, mebbe Daisy lay bak & enjoy, mebbe Daisy grab Mom’s arm – gentily. Mebbe Daisy grab Moms arm HARD (OUCHHH) and also scratch wid back paws, mebbe Daisy BITE 2!!!!
But, Mom sez “Ow, Ouch!”, Daisy let go, roll ober & purrrrrs. Daisy knoos she be Moms favorit kitteh.
mmmmmmm! hooman flavr is good.
I eat.
I has wrist but I ated it
I want red karpit kitteh korsage!
I can has wittle tuxez to go with my blak and whyte deziners dress?
Kitteh Fashun senss
Hewmin rist iz Teddee Bayr
Needz acksessorreez
Silkee Tortee fur
Iz juss whut Pritee Wun needz
Goez wiff ebbeefing
Kan haz much trenndee
Moar prittee tahn Pleh! Mude Reengz
Free Smooz an Snorgullz
Jack.
mude kitteh? white= do want cheezburger black= do want cheezbuger
oranj wit white tufts on chest= do want cheezburger. u getz it…
did u say u wanned to gif blood-i help-k?
ur arm…i luvz it
SQUEE MAXIMUMZ!
oh my goodness that is cute!
“doan has poll so useding ur arm kthnx” says pole-dancer kitten.
Hims looks like Mini Me verzhun of my kitteh
Mine, too! I imagine my Miss Emma looked zaktlee like dis bebbeh!
am skared of kamra. plz be protektin me!
LOL…CAMERA not KARMA…I wuz wunnering whut kitteh had dun dat waz so bad it wuz worryed aboot Karma byting him in ze beehind…LOL
Plz tu watchin popyoolur teeve sho “Mah Naym iz Kitteh”.
I iz teh wild feerse predatur taht pounses, slayz, an chomps its nacheral prey – teh pink claw.
An kwit callin me kyoot.
luk i match all ur outfitz
yes kitteh, but ur white furs stik to mai black outfits n ur black furs stik to mai white ones. is not so grate, acshuly.
WIN!!!1
…becawse mah hairz r all over yr clothez!
Vampire Kitten is on your arms.
Suckings ur bloods.
Tish! u spoke french! say somefing else, ark dee treeomphe, soop doo jure, anyfing!
Oh, mon sauvage!
watta load o crepe
quelle tas de crêpes!
hmm….do want! Nom nom nom!!!
hmm… me too… there’s a place in the mega-mall…
omlette du fromage.
Beouf en brioche du fromage.
OH NOES! THINK OF TEH FROMAGE!
curse mah lack uv opposabul M’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adams Family reference!!! I Luz teh Gomez! COM an me do dat fingy sum timez too! Peeps look at us funnee, tho…..LOL
RAWR!
I holdz ur hand.
Nao we iz kross teh street.
“due to budget cuts, the police department is now using kittens as house arrest bracelets”
I ben berry berry bad, then!!
iz gud idea. ever made kitteh mad? dey kling lik nobodies bisnes.
i iz feers skarey monstur!
… okey i iz skairdey li’l bebbeh, sorries
hugs
NOES, PLEEEEEEZ dont maek me lissin to Hillaryz campayne song!!
Pls to be turning off radio NAO!!
kitteh pikpokket purrtektor–verreh yoosfl fur tooristz
Preshus tortee!! Luks lyk mah angel bell, Lolita (1987-2001). Babee is at teh rainboe brige waitin fur meh. I’s myss hers.
Lolita–wut a grate name, a little ball of lol!
Lurves 2 her.
i’z sooo surree u lost ur tortee kitteh lolita. i haz been lost blak kitteh belle 2002. she laik mama kitteh and me laik bebeh kitteh. still mysses lots … but full with happeh rememmers. sum kittehs being verreh spehsul.
Lolita!!! Know u have many happy memories & myss her… We all have kittehs waiting at the rainboe bridge. they are so great to share their lives with us…
adolessint kitteh r leevin u a big hikkeh to shows all ur frenz hao much he luffs u.
I looks grate wif ballay flats and is not mayd in chyna
That is kyootest kitteh ever borned since my kitteh was born
i has gots kitteh neklace/kitteh furstole. mah kitteh draypes hersef round mah nek. is verry fashunable. mah kitteh comes in basic blak so goes wif evryting.
NEENER NEENER NEENER! (did i sez dat rite? i just a baby CaLiCo, i still lerning! TUDE TUDE TUDE. what else? oh, yeah, CALICOS FUREBER purr purr purr purr purr)
I iz Lindsee Loan alkool bracelit
shya, she WISHIZ
I fot it wuz not gud tu wearz fur.
if animoo stil livin an breevin, is cool.
huh
i wers fur al teh tiym
it alwys has orijinl ownr stil in it tho [prrrr]
Fraidy bebbeh woan leggo cep mehbeh 4 Cheezburgr?
Mamah, i dun wanner goe ta skool!
HOLY COW!!
I thought for a second this was a pic of my kitteh! she is a scottish fold…almost identical.
I can haz jaiyunt chikin weengz! MENNY WINZ!
Dat izz hao kitteh gets pritty tortee pattun, bai eetin lots ‘n’ lots frikkles.
i can has catbling?
Lestat kitteh says “ur blood is taystee and nootrishus”
“Are U shur?”
“O, positive”
A+ foar dat wun. woz bluddy punnee! onlee a compleat clot wud B negativ abowt dat bubble ontondrer.
anatomee kitteh iz awn ur ulna, meshuring ur radius. kbai.
catupunksher kitteh is on ur preshur poyntz, unblockin ur chee.
teh tym iz 2 pahz past a clah
Kitteh Fashun! Cumz in all syzes shapz an culurs!
uh oes, whu dident tel mee this movee wuz gonna be reeal scarey?
My hoomin has a smell
*Splodes from da kyoot*
OMG! It lookz exactly like my kitteh!!!!