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tastes lik chikn?
tastes lik kitteh fabrick softunur, in ur cloze, makin’ furz in ur sweters. I’s dun think teh kitteh wantz to be ated.
Still doesn’t get dem stainz out tho.
But kitteh is in Meow Mix box…bettah than Alpo bag I s’pose!
there’s a prize in every box! this one’s a keeper! ^-^
ow ya! he is in kitteh food! dun u dare eet it, kitteh!
How to u’z instrukshons:
1) Opn Box
2) Remoov Kitteh
3) … eat?
4) Guilt
Plez be to making instrukshons bigger. I not get it rite.
No rly, i dun think teh kitteh wantz to be ated. It has a bocks off kitteh softenur, foar to makez huminz clothes moar +fur dmg. Teh kitteh ar playins a game of ‘lolcraft’ cuz his ar buffingz teh huminz. I sware kitteh doin’ it rite.
Traid tu yooz Fotoshawp fr tu mayk instrukshunz reedabul, but getz tu bluree. Iz definutlee Myow Mikz relaytd prawdukt tho.
Aha! is litter-box filler. Nao comes complete wif kitteh. Instruckshuns: Open box, remoov kitteh, pour filler in2 litter-box, add kitteh, stand bak. Scoop as nesessaree.
Wat mor cud ani humyn want?
1) Open box
2) Remove kitty
3) ???
4) Profit
WIN!!!
3: Kitteh chayses underpants nomez, keeps dem frum takin all de unnerpantses. $5 a day. Iz much proffit to keep unnerpants nomez away frum de panteez!!!
“gotta go to werk, werk all day…werk savin unnerpants hay!!!’
South Park, FTW!
3) huff kitteh
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing
Well Hewwo! Welkum to mai feed stoar! Meet mai pet cat Melamine!
Wut is Melamine doin in mai cat fud bocks????
DATS da kweschun we all want ansurred!
Cawshun: Made on kwipment shared wiht nutz, soi, an eggz.
Harbls-in-a-Box, new from Nestle! A toothsome snack the whole family can enjoy!
DO NOT WANT! I never knew what “toothsome” meant, and in this context, I don’t want to think about it! PLEH!
ummm dey is teh chewee?
Noo…..but iz kinda fuzzy.
Kinda like likkin cotten wool
An heer is our deluxe calico version, wif extry fluff an bonus lazeree eyes. (badderees not included)
U no need badderies; kitteh eyes powered by cat-araks.
I thawt kittehs were solar powared?
If kittehz run on solar powerz, sun not strong enuf. Mah kittehz layin in teh sun ALL DAY AND climb unter teh blankies, AND lay in laps, AND… you gots pikcher. Needz baddereez jest fur lazer i’s.
Ooh. Tnx feur de hint. Tink i try getting badderies out nou.
BzzZZZttttTTTTT! YOW! No needz baddereezes, gots a fluffy calico nateral static source!
Uz Feel Like Kittehn 2 Nite?
very good
I used to HATE that dumercial. AAAGGGHHHH! * runnin away*
My mother used to work in a supermarket deli that sold roasted and fried chicken. At 5:20 or so, when the store was awash with on-the-way-home-what’s-for-dinner shoppers, the deli employees had to get on the in-store intercom and sing “D’you feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight?” blah blah. The first time they did this, the deli completely ran out of chicken in about five minutes - they had quadruple sales that evening. Eventually they tripled their pre-jingle chicken sales.
The jingle? Was my mom’s idea.
I’m so ashamed.
oh hai
i thot id skeep tha part waer u puts fud in mah deesh
ill jus eet rite in bocks
kthx
Pleez to puts littrbox behind me so ah nebr hav to move.
sownz lyke mai dad…
kitteh deesh? az soon az I get mai hed in heer, i no needz no steenkin kitteh deesh!
He’s so little! Must be single serving size.
kittehs and bitz!
Dis *iz* a box ov Meow Mix. Whut did yoo *fink* wuz in it?
Nao wif x-tra myow?
When tiem to buy new box of kitteh food, recycle old box to make comfy kitteh bed.
it’s a good thing!
Da kootness faktor jus went off da scayle!!
i lyke kitteh, i lyke livur, meow mix, meow mix, plez delivur
dis be da best seereal box prize evar…
hay! war be mah seereal?
Urp.
Skyooz I.
I can has Meow Mix kitteh model job?
Kitteh says: I contaynz no tranz fat
Ebbeefing bettah
Wif addid Bebbee Kitteh
Eeben Munday bluez
Bawkz furree Insyde
Bebbee Kitteh Iezs luuk up
Feelz t3h Awll Bettahz
Bebbee Korul Mowff
Oapenz 2 yawnn peenk an wide
Hewmin must haz Smoo
Jack.
oops, my comment misplaced at end.
i can has anudder vote? dis haikoo zactly what i fink tu about dis kitteh.
Yellohbox Lite: containz toy kitteh, mey not run aweigh aftah opaning.
Lemme eat it!
umbringer are right; box am fabricic softnesser. Pliz kittee to not being licking of furr; otherthewise am much sicknessed kittee.
Boxes say “Myows Mex” rite onit!
it’s the meow mix fabric softer, of course. for people who want their clothes to stink of lightly heated dry cat food, which is all the rage now … really, where have you been? ;o)
I can see the ad now - man leaves for work in freshly laundered clothes, arrives at work covered in cats… joggers being chased by packs of cats thru public parks… children squealing in terror as packs of cats lick at them and their clothes - why hasn’t this been done sooner?
lub it! do cross-promoshun wiv puppeh seks hormoan deeyoderant an after-shayv, foar thee moar advencheruss consoomerz. *pfft*grrr*mrowr*hay!!*woof*hsst*chomp*F%$K!!*etc…
Hi, Stend,
U seem, uh, kalmer naow? Haz day soothed owt a bit, then? Iz owt of corset and off the job with fabulous pornstarqueenie? I wants moar detayls, plz. Sownds mahvelously fassinating, don’t u no? I just wents to husbuns fambly reyoonion today. Wuz fun, but not mahvelously fassinating! U lives an innerestin life, huh?
ooh, gah - only sounds like fun. is almost 3am monday and I’m on my last leg - somebody call betty ford and stick a fork in me, cause
I AM DONE
( the sick thing is, even now, I’m on here looking at lol’cats )
I wood todally bai dat produck, an sekrutlee swap it with peeples’ stuff at teh londreemat! Den sit bak and *cakkle* maddly wen dey leeve and hoards of kittehs atak
when kittens attack, tonight on FOX
When kittehs attak:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnPnGeUwfB8
Q: What do u call a kitteh who buys cat food based on the pretty piktures on teh bocks, then skweezez self into teh bocks, then drinkz a martini?
A: Photoshopped, stuffed, and aboozed (OH NOES)!
From a box, but just like from scratch!