IZ NICE THX
…BUT IS NOT MAH BUCKET
photo by: Rachel Denny from the Caller-Times (great story!)
capped and submitted by: Ron H.
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Iz nice…iz ICE!
Oh hai sowwy your bucket iz gone.
REPLACEMENT
ur real bucketz will come soon, theenk of as small pool.
Ah… a cool, refreshing Otter on the Rocks.
sry, FEMA trailer bukket is best we could do ;o(
yu juss bring it bak to thee fancee ponee club wen yu iz did… or ded. kthxbai.
Dont be forgettin to return teh bukket when u kick teh bukket.
FeelEmpathyMyAss appreshiates ur ko-operashuns!
ROFL, akronim is gud wun!!!
Police were dispatched to the zoo today, in response to calls that there had been yet another in the ongoing saga of bucket thefts. This time the victim was an otter. “I was just using it to store fish,” he said. “Yum yum,” he added. The victim said that the bucket had a special smell, and while the new one was nice and clean, it didn’t have quite the memories attached to the old one. “I guess they say I need to get more exercise,” the otter said, pointing to his shallow but ice-filled new swimming pool. “This is going to be great. It’s so hot today.”
Workers at the zoo speculated as to what could be the cause of the string of robberies. “I mean, does somebody out there just want a lot of fish?” a spokesman said. A maintenance worker from the lolrus pool said, “They’re going to find somebody with a ton of buckets, man.”
Meanwhile, zoo animals have been eating fish and other treats stored in coolers.
zomg! YOU SPOKE ENGLISH!!
Iz difclt?
Yah somtimez
Tri dis:
Metaphors do not work simply by recognizing or reflecting commonly recognized similarities between things; rather it would be more illuminating to say that metaphor creates the similarity than to say it formulates some similarity antecedently existing.*
Mouful. Applicable, sertinlee, but mouful.
*with aplologies to http://www.ierg.net/about/cog_myth.html
Wait, whut??
Ow! Dang, dood, srsly! I just heard something snap inside mah brainz, and nao mah right eye is twitchin’…
haha great ! youre a good writer ! Professional?
Thankey
Finally, an unbiased account of a dire problem and a growing crime wave affecting innocent marine life.
yeh, fergit global warming, this is fur reel, man!
iz eeben wurse coz otter cannot a-fjord a new wun. Water dam shaym!!
“Yum yum,” he added.
LOL!!!
I so toly has been loling at teh otter face. lolotter. Lol. It ar makes mah day here can we has moar lolotter pics?
no can read. is big wordses. big ones like “zoo”. do not want.
Maney sorries
the otter is hotter so ice is nice
Issa small otterpup too, bebeh size.
iz egypshun too. furst naym ‘Hareep’. try it. swarez it’ll mayk bad sens.
Also; new capshun.
“scuze me, but wtf is dis?”
oopz! mai comment beloo should go heer:
‘no rly, wair iz my otter bukit?’
kthx
Dis water iz broke. Iz not slppy lik ma water.
Is bukkit for mah cheezburgers?? Kthxbai!!!
I iz diskitrubooting alkohol on http://www.cuteoverload.com
Ottertinis, Otter-pops, and wot nawt….
* I beleaf I weel has a ottertini, shaken, not sturred!
C’mon!
I’m a HOT BLOODED ANIMAL!
I need more ice than that!
Great picture.
I is a otter! How u spec me to ott in sumpin so small? Wif ice, yet. Otter want wotter!
eye tink ott iz be mai favurit noo vurb.
much awsum n winz!!!!1!
ummm, SQUEEEEEEE!!!! so cyoot.
WANT!!!!
otay, hoo da hewl dwanks awl mah tastee bevragiz? i hadz a twelb pak een heear.
Wuz Frotternity brudders in next pool. They sez iz part of inishiaton ritual. U kin join 2 if you can has hazing. Iz mostly getin laffed at by hoomans, no big deel.
In heer? But…but…dat watur look sooo cowld. DO NOT WANT.
i sea you! you are so goot and i wont to be user to your website! i can help, i am very goot to that!
hahaha that is awesome. totally cute. ^_^
i duz not want mah bukket on teh rox
plz taek bak n mak agen
Its an otter!
akshully, i tink is a lolotter. u can tell by teh sad expreshun.
is ribber otter
is makes funneh jokes an teezes u a lot?
no rly, wair iz mai otter bukit?
Iz lotter!
at lees wif lotter, you alwais has win. wif lottery, much loos. much bettur wiffout da y. cyooter.
Lolrus says: “Meh thought ice water not spose to cause shrinkej!”
Lolrus awbviuslee iz not bein sanfurised!
lolwin.
Where am fishez? I gots ice, I gots teh buket, am sposed to having fishez!
OH NOES! DEY IS STEALIN’ MAH FEESHEEZ!
INVISIBLE FISHEEZ
I’m almost ashamed to admit this….
A tragic local news story is following the disappearance of a local woman, who is feared to have met a tragic fate at the hands of her goodfernothin stepson.
Last night, the news said that a “suspicious bucket” had been found in the woods where her truck had last been seen.
My first thought was “ZOMG! They’ve found the bukkit!”
Is admitting you have a problem the first step to breaking an addiction?
problem? I don’t see no problem heer. Wut?
ai wunder wot thee bukkit suspekts?
An how do yu interogate a bukkit? (I spose yu cud grill it…)
You kick it! Duh! hehehe
You look from the bukkit’s purrspektiv?
waterbording?
wut addixtion? Jus cause u luk fur de brite side uv dings dus not mayke u an addixtz!
Seriously. I hope they find the woman safe and sound.
Sunnshyne – You have been assimilated.
Hey, does this story involve her husband organizing a search this past Saturday? If so, then it’s also local to me, which makes us neighbors. Small wurld?
Yep, Lisa, I’m guessing it’s the same — over here in the fold of the map on the left side of Florida!
O HAI nayber! How funee iz dat?
There is no problem heer. Move along, plz…nothing to see…
The bukkit haz nuthing to say at dis tiem. Plz to direkt all kweschuns to bukkit’s atternee.
An how manee lawyerz duz it take to skrew in a bukkit?
deependz on haow beeg iz deh bukkit and haow smawl iz deh lawyerz. Haow menny will fit?
Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform teh stated task in a timely an efficient manner within teh strictures of teh following agreement:
Whereas teh party of teh first part, also known as “Teh Lawyer”, and teh party of teh second part, also known as “Teh Bukkit”, do hereby and forthwif agree to a transaction wherein teh party of teh second part (Bukkit) shall be removed from teh current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., containin fishies, fun fun playtoy, margarita vessel, transishunal objekt (in teh case of teh toddler watermammals), an of course mattress, an otherwize being at teh option of teh party of teh second part (Bukkit) and not required by teh aforementioned agreement between teh parties.
Yoo sed who in de wat now?
/me scratches hed *confoosed*
u
r
skeerin
me!
mek it goes ‘way!!!
Heh. Pittypat, u iz lolawyer?
fullee! we tort we saw a Pittypat. WE DID! WE DID cease an desist a Pittypat!!
heh, cease an desist —
this nonsensikal an headache-ey verbiage is ezaklee why i am not a lolawyer.
u iz dikshunree wryter?
Noes that be u TiNa. Mr. Vocab Ex-drawer-tinair, hisself!
pshaw. ai get bai wiv mah GW’s monosaurus. an mail-ordr turetz. doody. f%&*. shiznit.
da poor womin. hoep she’z fownd soon…
i is having loljokes commin up evreewerr 2. we wuz eatin inndien fud on caturday eve n mah hubby’s fud caem 2 da tabel n it wuz brite brite orinj. “poysin!!!” i fot, barelee keepin a strate faes. den i wuz puttin mah leftobers into da box (nawt a bukkit) n he sed “ur doin it rong” n I compleetlee lol’d awl ober da plase.
der’s da reel wurld… den der’s da lolwurld. dey eggzist sied bah sied lak awlturnet dimenshuns. onlee da lolfrenz cn moev in batween em. (twilite zown moozik heer)
My boi fwend is askeerd for meh cuz I been usings lolspk in all my sms text messages.
Him sez dat I’z “sound like those silly cats”. DEMS NOT SILLEH!!
I no have a kitteh so I has to just see dems here and sharez de kitteh lols evrywherz!!
mai bestest freyend and her boifreyend wuz wachun teevees and theyr wuz a cummershul wif Willford Brimleys an her boyfreynd sez “Luk! A LOLRUS!” An he dussent ebben reed ICHC!!
It is spreddin lyk teh plague!
Lolplague?
u iz so rite, sillyannz! jus ta uvver dai i wuz eetin a nize suppr n wen i seez da vejtuhbowl i finks to maiselv… “mmmmmm! corm!” den i gotz da cays ub da giggulz n ebreebodee lukin at me laik “what?”. i lurbs it!
Mr. BG an ai has corm on the cob teh udder nite, and ai was thinkin, “Nomming corms!” Yikes.
I bin sayin DO NOT WANT en NOT YOURZ a lot…hubby sayin it now too!
But I wanned the cubes wif teh holes in teh middle! How u haz disapoynted me wunce agen…
Umm, dis not be teh crunchee ice!! I SED GET TEH CRUNCHEE ICE!
“Get down heer time child – I will crak yoor skull lyke a clam on my tummy!!”
Kil deh table-eeters!!!
ohnoez! Atheist otters!
bwahahahahaha lolz lolz
U chek tempertur for me furst?
ZOMG!!! not lyke dat!!
Funneh-lookin kitteh sez: Mai nose izzint big, I just happen to haf a very small hed.
I caughted u sum fish…
…but I eeted dem.
WIN!!!1
S’much WIN!
Also thawt of “fishburger go here, k thx bai”.
Yis, plz to put kegg in here, kthx! See? I show u! Rite here!
otter chugz kold brewz
wen nawt gettin buff in pool.
designated diver.
Dat vas bootiful!
Wutz teh ices for? Im a notter, not a hotter.
ow Duffy, it buuuurnz, it buuuuuurnz!
8 oD
Harry Otter an teh Otter of teh Free Ice . . .
Very much WIN for havin Harry P. Otter pic this weekend!!!
I Otter. Not Otter Pop.
Otter Pops FTW!!! I has a Lil’ Orphan Orange t-shirt. Mmm, Strawberry Short Kook…
Otter Pops for Otter Pups
Shainee perls iz mine?
Oh, Hai! I maded u an enormous tropical tsty bevrg…
but I drinked it..
Dadgum it, an heer I wuz lukin 4ward 2 jinormus marnagritta…
“And I sed NO SALT in teh bukketrita and tehre was salt BIG GRAINS in teh bukket…”
“I’ll burn this place down…”
Dis nawt mah Buckitt
Shood beez much moar deep an wyde
Dis am waydeeng pool
Awttur insullted
Whuts wiff da iycez? Muss beez
Margarreeta Glass
Nawt enuff wottur
2 dyve unner da iycez
Hewminz play sikk joak
Awttur plawtz reebenje
Wait for Hewmin tayke Showwur
Den flush de Toylit!
Jack.
You jist waits hoomin
try sleepin, i puts my l’il
cold web feets on you!
in heer? um… u goes frist, k?
dey sey iff u dives in awl at wunse, u get yoozt 2 it faztur.
No, u jus haz ♥attak soonah.
tats teh truuth
sed dey’d giv meh a hawt tub,
sed dey’d sen meh awn a cruz.
but it wz awl durtee lais,
dey filld mah bukkit wif icee blooz!
babeh, if u finks u cn freez mah harbls off, it ain’t werkin… cuz im da hotter otter.
He’s from Corpus! My home!
Dis not bout otter but Yesterday, went to da SeaWorld and had winninz da penguin trivia tingy and prize wuz 2 go in da encounter playce and gotted to pet da penguin. fluuffy n had kind eyes. Heart had meltinz. Soooo couuuute. Had funny waddlinz and made “raurk raurk” soundz. WANT. Can build Igloo in SoCal?
Iz has patio
Wow, eeven kooler dan deh otter’s bukkit! sowns so grate. I can haz de enveez?
Did dey gives yoo fwee pengwin sample to bwing home wif yoo?
If dey did gives yoo fwee pengwin… I can has share plzkthks?
I fink Wayne Newton has pengees at his howse, but they be teh hot wethur kind. They be followin him arownd when he comz hoam lyke littul doggehz and miss him when he be gone.
Waow. Nao I has to be gettin ridd uv sumfin elz in mah braen so I cn mememburz dat. Da mentul immaj iz prysless…
I noes I wachd “Mary Poppins” 2 menny timz as a bebeh but I alwayz wz so jellus uv der dancin pengee waiturz. DO WANT!!! * tryz 2 fink uv wais cn hyumainlee traen pak uv pengees 2 dans n breeng meh drinx *
Yu need to get galapagose pengwin, they not need iglu, liv on ekwatur.
lolguins?
!!!!!pengrins?
Lolorus be awn vaykayshun in uhtempt tu getz mynd off bukkit. Plz injoi dis substeetoot lolotter intil he iz returnd.
otteh sez, “i dunz ur trix. whar’s mah sammins?”
Dis same lotter, he over at cuteoverload.com in last few dayz. How kool is lotter wiv icez! Our intarwebz, he takez dem over. Is plot? Otter plot? Plotter Otter? Otter stop now. ..
Loltter? lolotter?
ololtter totler..
Whatevah! It r otter!
he teh phunnie!
hey M, mebbe iz a Wotter?
Woo u callin beaver? i iz otteh, k?
um see this habitat is not what i ordered. do you have anything bigger, kelper, and less icey?
This is cute.
O noes! Tey b steelin mah kidnee!
EXCELLENT! Best comment yet.
I can has ur kidney, K? Put it rite in heer.
“Hellooo, and Welcome to mah bukkit of ice. I has incredible Otter fashion, and you can too…”
U Promisses bath wotter not too hot?
Odie be otterly mad he not hav his bucket!!!!!!
wai phunnerous
lolotter so nice
wai phunnerous
lolotter so nice
k so lul
i finx dis best pic evr.
Zo kewl! Dis beez best pikchur evr!!
u’z can tawk!!!???
i tout tat it was da walrus dat haded tha bucket…me tinks tha seal is a lil suspicious
Iz sooooo cold an stufz!!!