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DAVE’S NOT HERE!
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Hai! HAI! Dis IZ Dave. Owpen Dore, mann!
Cheech n Chong Old School! Yay!
Has Catnip! Owpen Doar!
I fink teh copz sawd meh com in heer!
Hay, dat’s MY line. I luves dat ruteen. Did u sees dem do dat on dah show dat Cheech wuz in wif Don Johnson? Dam, can’t reememberz NUFFIN today. Wut wuz da nayme of dat show? Duzn’t matter, wuz still funnee stuff.
Miami Vice?
No, iz de wun in Granola land. U noes, callyflowernia. Had Jazmin Bleeth on sumtimes. I saw it in reerunz, all owt of order. Mayde it way moar fun dat way.
Nash Bridges
Nash Bridges
Yez, fank yooo. Dat is it!!
Nash Bridges is teh win. Uzed to watch it wen I was a widdle bebbeh.
Um, Shay? Dat show just ended 6 years ago–so dat wud maek u whut, 8-ish?
hal? can yous hear me hal? hal?
o hai i disabuld ur central c0r
dazi dazi
i can haz answer ya?
lol dave, sry cant do dat, but i can sing 4 u?
iz Daisy, teh majikle singing spacekitteh!
dayzeee dayzeee gimmeh ur answr du
Iz haff crazee fur the luv of u
kat sized exersiz weel!!
wonner if dah hamsterz iz jeluz?
Yer dryer. I’z in it.
Ur lint filter. I r clogging it.
Ur tumball drai. DO. NOT. WANT.
Meks me herball size of sinsinattee!! Not so grayte!!
i is in ur dryar
waitin fer fluff sykal
I’ll be nom-noming in mah toesty kitteh-kave, pleez. Srsly. Now.
ok: either
I BRING YOU GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE
or
MARS IS UNDER ATTACK – YOU MUST HELP US
or
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE CAT BEHIND THE CURTAIN !!! I REALLY AM A SUPERCOMPUTER !!!
Last one, is the best.
no, secont R besst
Mebbe:
IS THIS SOME MORE OF YOUR EARTH HUMOR?!
R O T F L O L
fail *shot*
Oh hai, I wuz doin ur lawndrie
But I eated it
and to think i just shoved a lil kitty out of the dryer yesterday ,m
saying , “open the pod bay doors hal”,,,,,,i hear the twighlight zone music going off softly behind me
ver’ neyece kitteh pic
S’much WIN! Love space oddity, er odyssey….
Mayjr Tom Livz!
ashiz to ashiz funk to funkee
majr tomcat iz a katnip junkie
enjoi sum good ‘nip first befor movie start. wowz.
Yep. Will improov kwallitee of ur vyoowing speerience. And appreesheeayshun of klassikul myoozik.
O Dave… what u r doin?
Iz afreard, Dave……My mind, iz goin…I feelz it….
I’z skared Dave. Will I dreem?
Ur April-Fresh fluffeh softness–I has it. Well, most of meh is April-Fresh…not so much mah butt…
daaaaaisy daaaaaaaaaaisy giv me ur answer do
IT EATED
MEH SOX
OPIN TEH PAWD BAY DOORZ HAL!!!
HAL?
Dave u can has stress pillz.
And tummeh rubz.
oh, hai. I useta be calicko, before da spin cycle.
Hewninz kinda weerd
Jyant Hamstur Weel for kloathez
Dey nawt offen wayrz
Awwsum Hamster Weel
Awl shynee smoove insyde. Haz
soopurb akoostiks
Grayt playse 4 a Nap
Door can haz allwayz oapen
Wundur wye dat iz?
Much Spayse Ayje luuking
Pawd Door awkreddy mennshunned
Muss bee Transspoartur!
Jack.
Plz not to b runnin teh dryur. I r not san-fur-ized. Shrinkin, DO NOT WANT!!1!!1
iz set for deli-catz
all ur base r belong to us
perfect. win.
CAT FUD
(who get refrens?)
Win!
gary larson reference ftw
{oh plz, oh plz oh plz!}
Wun ov his bestest.
Pleeze, Pleeeze!
Larson fur teh win!
Teh far side roolz!
No srsly, we awl haz eskayp pawdz. we started bilding dem after Wurld Wor 1. Woz juss too obveeyus that yu iz scarey speeshees. yeh. we outta heer, yu awl hasta stay. so, uh, yeh – so long an thankz for awl the fisches an macroz. see yu in the innerwebz cafe at thee end of thee yoonivurse.
WIN!!!
douglas adams for teh absolute win!!!!!111!!
Mr Tigger was increasingly sure that the genie had misunderstood the meaning of his wish, “to star in a revolution that smashes the corporate machine”.
um, whut?
Dood, srsly. Wherever that train of thought wuz goin’, U left teh rest of us back at teh station…
y haz no-wun getz th revolution an dryer/washin macheen puns?
iz lyke “yu say yu wan a re – vo lu shun, well yu whoa oa oa oa oa oa oa oa oaoah”
iz lyke wen that guy gets a one foot tall dood wiv a little keybord coz the genie thought he was wishing for a 12-inch pianist.
. . . only is interpretational, not mis-hearing based. mebbe now i iz confyoozing me too!>?!?!>!? purrhaps shud juss sez “kitteh guevara iz in ur macheen, waitin fur th revolution to start.” *meh*
no, i got it. i even lol’ed.
i iz smrt. also eesilee amyoosed.
I got it… and I lolded..
Sumthin from “The Communist Manifesto” I thinks? I has teh book, but is holdin up brokin leg of teh cowch. Or mebbe Lenin, or sum otter srs Rushin dood. Bin long tiem sinse 60s. I kapitlist naow, moar or les.
In Russia, couch leg braeks you!
I’m in ur klass struggil, feelin like an anonymouse cog in ur kold, kapitalist frigidair machine.
S’oakay. Reel Marksist knowe you oanly want revolushun when matteryal condishuns of yo laif convins u that aspirayshuns not mett under cappitalism, wich haz addapted 2 neads of wurkin clas beeyon oll ekspectayshuns of revolushunarys.
Annywun hoo tryes to tell u tht u HAVE 2 not b capitalisk rite nouw not unnerstan nayture uv historee.
I can has dialectic?
Whu? DIABEETUS!??! (LOLZ!)
TBM Cat is teh furst to greet teh peeps on teh other side of teh Chunnel…
ZOMG! I got published! thx!
Well deserved too!
I loves this one. Kevin is a legend for taking best fotos evarrrrr.
agreed – both Kevin and Junku make flickr for me
And Malingering, much awsum too.
Ground Control to Major Tom
taik ur proteen pilz an putcher helmit on
Bizness shirt iz blu and ther nuthin eye can doo.
David J effteedubbleyew! Ha!
i iz in ur driur unravulng awl ur lacee lonshurai
Saary, ah has sekret deth staar planz. Must geev to fourmur pwner. Guhbuy.
for those who don’t get the reference, watch this from 2001 @ Youtube
I luvz u guyz. Makn my day! Win! plez MOAR!
WIN.
Now we needz a pic of a kitten floatin in spaec.
Laika ain got nothin on me.
That’d make a great “401 – Forbidden” message for my webserver
I mak Kat Karnibble. Dis riid is Barfenator. It spinz u raond. 2 tikkits, plz.
I mak Kitteh Karnibble. Dis is da Barfinator riid. It spinz u araond n araond. 2 tikkits, plz.
Didn’t meen 2 dubble-post.
ICHC is 2b allways britenin mai day, buh dis bee teh BRITEST!!! Is makin me du teh happitail danse, an I DOANS EBBENS HAS TEH TAIL!!!!
ah luvs Cheez n Tofu n all uvs U!!!
IZ IN UR AIRLOCK, MESSUN WIF UR POD BAYEH DOORZ……
ZOMG!!11 ITZ FULL OF STARZ!!!
and no, dave u no can has cheezburger
hoe sad… NOT!
star trek kitteh
be blowin up ur space ship…. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!>:)>:) *gasp* weeze* *cough* *collapse* ha ha……….. XP