INVISIBLE PREZINT
photo by: Junku
caption by: Kitty de Medici
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awww you shouldnt ave :] i touched :] *kisses*
vwala! it gonz!
invisible reseeving line.
“Hi, hao r u, so nice of u to come…o tank u vry much, u can put that ober dere wif teh others…Hi, hao r u…”
Invisible walker
(senior citizen lolcat)
hee hee heeeeeee, jus lik mi grampz….
“Y when I wuz yr age… We had ta walk uphillz boff wayz for our Cheezburgurz! Dam kidz gotz it sooo ez thez days wif yr Nintendooze, and yr em tee veeze.”
“lidderbocks? We didnint has no stinkin’ lidderbocks! We hadda go owtside and buree it ourselfs!”
N we didnint haff moneez for foodz during da depresshun, we had ta eat rockz! N we lyked it 2!
Rockz?! U wur spoyled! we hads tew git up at free oclokz evury mournin an walk 5 miles to da cole mines an travul alls da way to da cenner a da Erf an collek a buckit (yesh, yu herd, BUCKIT) of cole an walk alls da way home wif it so’s we cood has breffist onna table.
bukkit ov cole?! u wur lukki! we hads to gits up at 10 oclokz at nite, in teh morningz, haff an our b4 we wents to bedd, go down milz for 23 ours and pai mil ownerz for permishuns to com 2 wurk and wen we gotted home, our dad wud kill uz and dans abowt on r gravs eating cheezburger.
monty python=YES
Ah. Tell that to da yung peeples wowadayz. dey’d nevur b’leeve ya…
(:-) LOL)
Invisible slow-dance
Kitteh is just pracktysin’
Kitteh is goin’ joonyer hi skool
Kitteh’s poschoor is much win!
CaliCo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEENER NEENER NEENER!
Invisible gurlfren gets hugz an a walz
ah won an ah too an ah tree
dance kitteh is bustin a move!
Is kitteh ballet lesson. “Nao we will demonstrate ze pas du chat. Tiens! Il n’y a pas du chat!”
kitteh tangoez witz sue richardz
I dinnut noe yooz cood tangoez to dah “CatScrath Feveh” or dah “Wuz New PussyCat”…
iz relvent to mah intrst, akshully.
mebbe is “stray cat strut”
Or mebbe Hokey Pokey? U putcher rite paw in, u takes yer rite paw out. . . .
Oh…I has a tail cloking device for prezents… But how its be helpin me getz the Cheezeburger?
I was thinking about the same thing. Maybe is Manx
Iz in charge now. Presintz gettin kolonoscopized.
“Sorree, sir … mai associates has informed me u r full of sh*t.”
I loled muches at dis!!!
invisbl preznit, indeed! ah tink dat his naem is dick
Hey this iz vewy sewoius, I nedt to wearn ta danze befor huwge date.
TOFU!!! WER IZ U
I’m in San Francisco! At the WordPress Wordcamp!
Tofu- if u is lukin 4 vejitaryan fud in SF, go 2 Millenium. Is bery gud.
http://www.millenniumrestaurant.com/
Also chek owt our farmer’s market in teh Ferry Plaza bilding- u will liek!
I’m stayin at dat hotel in a cuppul ov weeks!! yay!!!
I bide yoo a prezint, but… but… i dunno wut hapent!
Haahaa! LOLZ
Sarkastikgirl, are you in National Sarcasm Society? Their slogan is: “Like we need your support.”
Saw this on a T-shirt yesterday.
Invisible Bart Simpson…
Homer-kitteh says, “Why you little…&%@#$%@#”
LOLz! My thoughts exactly!
HOT POTATO… Oh noes! Nobuddiez to hand it to!
OMG CHESTER!!!!
win win win win win
onse i get dis perfektid
i be big splash at dinr-danse!
….and dip two three and slide two three and spin two three and waltz two three……
CheerCat tryoutz is toomorow! I’z gotta git dis rite!
O, hai! Iz invisdible prizunt! I givz eet to yu! (Is Dethli Hallows!)
I thinks presint is Invisibilitee Cloak…
I JUST FINISHED IT!!!!
it was great.
Don’t tell, don’t tell. I iz not listening–coverz eers wit handz and whistles. Oh, NOES, not werking. can’t type wif eers covered!!
Damn my lack of opposable elbows?
Yikes!! I is afeered i has to gives up reeding ichc til i’z dun!!
OH NOES!!! THINK OF THE POLOLOTTERHEADS!!!
sry, wut??
pololotterheads
po(lol)otterheads
pooterheads
(lol)
potter heads w/an ichc twist
Ohhh. I thoughted maybe was water-mammals what plays equestrian sport: polo-lol-otters.
Potterdammurung.
[spit take]
bwaAAAAH HAHAHA [snork] AHAHA… eww…
i feels teh hibrow luv.
biloldungsroman?
ya, ive been reading too, done now, so I R BACK!
hehe
I knows hao it endz!
“TEH END”
Hope is not too much of spoiler…
OMG TB, i can’t beleev u did dat!!!!
Pooterhed!!
Dey had a display at the Marsh supermarket last nite. I picked up a book and looked at da last page of da story.
*thhbbpt*
*THHBBPT*
sorry, coudnt hep maiself.
(annie, iz lesz fun that wai… u gots to reed teh hole thing. iz rly rly gud. srsly.)
That’s ok, Whiskers, the punch line is: I don’t remember whut I read. An I habben’t seen da mewest moovee yet, so I don’t wunna bai da book.
ackshully, is invisbl chancellor of germany, not preznit, but it still lolsum!
Itz takez twoz to tangoh.
invisibul partner, too
misred dis as “imbisibul Presdint” [strangl strangl]
I can has undiscloz locayshin?
o craps. I not read uthr coments firs.
Iz lolkitteh democat?
AWL lolkittehz iz democats.
It’s mah partee and I’ll Meow if I want to…
Invisbl shopping cart.
Evry flavr FancyFeast dey GOTS.
Oh wayt. Deyz in canz.
Damn my lack……
…of, um…er…
IMBIZZIBL THUMS
Stend! No fair takin weekend off!
Stend gots verreh importants appointments with pr0n star an’ munky suit.
No, srsly.
sudinly i haets ma job
Somedayz I gets real dance partner.
Invisible LEGOs
U could go back further to “invisible erector set”…
or even *further* to “invisible tinker Toys”
LEGOs rule, tho…
Ok, TB…how bout “invisible linkin logz”, or are yu too yung?
well, that depenns…r u talkin wood logs, or them cheepy plasticy tings they came out wif lader?
Plastic logs r teh PLEH!
Oh invisbul prezint JUST whut I wantid!
I can han reeseet?
Come wit me to the katsbah mah Cheri!
Or, Invisible Ginger Rogers!
…an she STIL do evrthing Fred duz, onlee bakwurdz!
and in hai heelz
I readz abowt how teh prop peeps on those moovies had to keeps bottles of teh white shoe polish on hand when dey filmin dose danse sceens. Seems dat Astaire wuz such a purrfectionist dat he would call for reshoot if teh slightest little thing went wrong. Sometiems dey would film parts of teh dancin’ 50-60 tiems in a row. After a while teh shoes wud start to cuts into G.R.’s feets and she would bleed on dem. So dey had to keep dying dem to cover teh blood so it wouldn’t show on teh flim…
Let’s call him “fred hissterical”?
INVISIBLE AIR HOCKEY
An I want te sofa here
Invisible poll dance. Rated “R”.
(do-over)
Invisible stripper pole.
Kitteh Happee Danse
Rayrlee seen. Kitteh muss smellz
Cheezburgr’z uhroama
Yoga Isomettricks
maykz Kitteh luuk sleek an lean
And a bit sillee
Ecksersize taype… Pleh!
Do Not Want! Getz eenuff by
juss being Kitteh
Jack.
aww… too cute.. =)
Toe shooz. Let me show you them. Heerz hao to do it.
mus be sumthin insied
Lurvs dat song, iz on my notpod!
Puss in boots, w/ invisible boots. Verreh verreh cavalier!
CAT-Tai Chi
Invisible medisin ball for arobix exercize kitteh!
“Hold dat ball tights an twists to da lefs, den da rite.”
Awesome core strenth, I haz it!
piLOLtes B!
)
i hafta praktis handin Gramaw hr prezint
“oh hai Gramaw, nyse to see u”
fambley ree-onion isent ebrey day, u kno
FYI, if you look at the original image, you will note that it states © All rights reserved. That means all rights, including making and distributing derivations like this one.
i can has letr of teh law?
invizuble sub peena kitteh sez “yu got survd!”
Kitteh duzn’t meen to start a BRASLE!
[Iz pronownced 'brawl', fyi!]
O HAI! nuther erly musik purrson heer?
Kitteh r dansin pas de chat (cha-cha-cha)
Well, thanx for pooin’ on our funneh..
i tink teh codijgashun of teh verb iz ‘poopin’, u mented ‘thanx for poopin’ on our funneh’ an yu may hav awlso felt lyke sayin ‘beyatch’, but that has nawt to do wiv condijgashun an iz awl abowt livin yer inner Pam Grier.
As in, Shut your raggedy-ass up, and sit the f*ck down?
gessin that nuthin getz between u and ur A.K.?
tayk that!!! feelthee komment redirekshun deeminz!!
The very best there is. . . . Accept no substitutes!
(I’m in ur reply, abbreviating Ordell’sl kwote, tryin to avoid a oh noes frenzee).
(heh heh, i wuz wunnrin what that AK post was doing down teh page).
*i luv mai tek9*
OH NOES!!!! Think ov thee 3 minute wheezing stoneded De Niro seks!!!
OH NOES, wat a image to end mai day wif!
Hmmm . . . mebbe not so ungr8 achuallee. I meen hez still bobby, afferall.
yeh… bild a brigitte an get ovr it. *ack*
I has a quentin for u: wat in teh name of sam jaxin iz u referrin to taranTiNA?
Like Brigitte, I’z kinda fonda Bobby, wevver he be teh neero or teh farro.
You’re absolutely right, it’s one of the older ones I did before learning about licensing and copyright and Creative Commons etc. All of the more recent ones I’ve been doing have been either with permission of the photo owner or with the appropriate licensing.
I am a little surprised to see one of my older ones pop up. If an owner of an original image contacts me, I take down the image immediately from my photostream.
FYI, this image (and most from Junku’s collections) I found through google images at an unrelated image site with lots of cat photos. It was only when I started a Flickr account that I realised they were actually from there and linked the photos accordingly.
And, Junku is probably not angry about it in da first playce!
cry baby…..and yur point wud be????????????????????????????
hehe – yu iz baaaaad COL
D
Iz zombay kitteh. Who gots teh shotgunz???
danzng wit teh starz caliko kitteh
balanz, i haz it.
cheezburgr, i needz it.
ZOMG!!! Grandmastah Kitteh iz bringin bak The Robot!!!!
to clarify
for robot hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLGtc0HAgA
for robot classic (orange jumper ftw!!!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSoVKUVOnfQ
for robot lite http://www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1216393711342066914
Oooo, darn, yu sed it b4 I could getz to it. An much moar cleveh. LOLthx.
dave chappelle vershun iz the besstest hey? wen he duz the sketch on getting cokblokd an haz leftover tyme to dance wiv a broom.
Paso Doble… for one.
is teh lonlyist numbr
Groverdance! yaaaaAAAY!
partnur? caliko kitteh no needz no steenkin partnur!
NAO IS TEH TIEM ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE!!1!
Yays! Sprockets ref make me happy as a littel schoolgirl!
I think is ackshully Boris Katloff as teh Frankenschtine Monster–see hao it’s all patched togedder wif bits of teh other kittehs? Is going to grab lamp and thro it down on angree mob of torch-weelding mowsies…
feerz uper bodee strength, i haz it!
Invisible Segwai
bamm!
ballereena kitteh – he’z doin’ wun ov thoz ballai movez, just don’t no whut itz cawld! skeuuz!
Inivisible Baht Simpzin
“And dis prezint is 4 the dog!”
Jack teh Kitteh wuz never cawt; teh mystreez surrownding this feroshuss kitteh add to teh romants of teh story and teh odd kumpulshun observed among kittehs arownd teh wulrd to perform livinroom re-enaktmints evry July.
Oh Hai, I be puttn da earmuffs on mai invizble frend. He has teh senztiv verjun ears. Now wee kin say whutevr we want!1!!!
Kthxbai.
An Dis Is My Friend “HARRY”!!
ESCUZE ME – I MEEN “HARVEY”!!
Oh…too much time reeding Teh Deffly Hawwows…I thot u ment HP in his indivisidibility cloak.
aktualy Flartus, I fink dat yur caption fitz, too, and iz much lolz!
I’m in mah base, protektin’ it wif mah Invisible Machine Gun!
tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-PEW! PEW! PEW!
invible pom-poms fr teh chrleedin skwad
Din din din DIN din din Doont…
…
“Jus taak dose uhld rekkirds off the shelf!”
YEZ! thiz iz whut i thot whenz I sawz thiz. Rizkee Bizniz!
I can has invisnible stranglin u? kthxbai
Just figred out wut “Danzin wif da Starz” needz:
KITTEHZ! Many many kittehz!
Imagine dat Apollo dude trynta do a smoov walz an kittehz hoppin’ an boppin’ all around…hee hee hee
gessin that nuthin getz between u and ur A.K.?
zwtf?!?! iz postin weerd awl over tudae.
an we leiked it!!!
nononono… u gotta bai teh buk. all teh buks r soooo gud, much betr than movie, (i lik teh movies dont get me rong), but reading is great n fun, n shes such a supurb author, that the words will carry u away and u will come bak to yerself sevrl hrs later and go, wait, whut? wer am i?
u ‘lik movies’? eether iz LOLwurd confooshin or yu is biiiiiiiig movie fan. LOL.
obiouslee refrence to Harry Pawter books, comment just appeered in strang place. I totalee agree, by teh way, JK iz a superb author indeed!
Invisibul Danz Partnr
I love this, man. the back legs. so cute
FUUUUSIOOOON HA!
I R WEPUN UV CHOIS!!!
u can duz dis
or u cans du dat
Christopher Walken dancing FTW!!!!!!!
!!!moonwalken eeben
aerobic kitteh is wurkin out, listenin to boygroopz
I LRN 2 Waltz for teh kitteh ball.
Invisible butter churn
i r homer kitteh
dis my invizibel bart!
you should have made it ‘invisible hoover!’
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Heh heh.