Comments on: I AR INOSENT

By: Max

Max — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:27:22 +0000

if da glove no fit, u mst oquite

By: kittymeow6

kittymeow6 — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:28:43 +0000

oj simpsen cat, IZ BENDIN HIS PAW! HAHAHA!

By: kittymeow6

kittymeow6 — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:26:31 +0000

risin?

By: kittymeow6

kittymeow6 — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:24:36 +0000

no, dats kat wit diareea!

By: kittymeow6

kittymeow6 — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:22:06 +0000

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

By: kittymeow6

kittymeow6 — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:18:36 +0000

Hahahahahahahaha… HA!

By: niceblueschnauzer

niceblueschnauzer — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:32:52 +0000

Monkey Cat… …monkeyin ’round.

By: Dagonfly

Dagonfly — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:08:38 +0000

It wazn’t yooh hoo made prezents on my skechbook? o:

Hoo waz it kitti? Hoo?

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:13:49 +0000

OH NOES!! i cannot b’leeve ennywun wud doo dat to teh kittehs! shayme on cheez & tofu fer alloween dis kynd of essploytayshun on dere syte! wee shud awl boikott meeditlee!

*dis haz bin brot to yoo by teh assoseeashun fer stoopid commentz on kleerly not bad pikshurs

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:06:09 +0000

also, az, um, stend or flartus essplayned to me, links sumtymes dont shoe up meeditlee. iff yoo taeks off da http bit, it shoes up fastur. iz halpful fer mee!

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:01:03 +0000

how yoo pernowns ur naem? peedeekinkee? peedeekyooinkee? i mus noes!!!!

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 14:57:31 +0000

manga carrot! mai brayne iz not wurkin’ so gud tooday, so dat’s da exxtra funnee to me!

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:42:03 +0000

yups. good for brain, nerves, mood, skin, mood, bones, oh, an mood.

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:32:35 +0000

Cattica!

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:30:38 +0000

Photos plz!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:30:09 +0000

ROFL!!!!!!! An doan 4git dey got Anna Nicole as well… an Tammy Faye!

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:27:57 +0000

Wut duz teh cod libber oyl do? Iz 4 teh omega-3s?

By: tokyorose

tokyorose — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:44:11 +0000

Is fried rice, you plick!

hehe, lethal weapon ref

By: Duffy

Duffy — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:40:13 +0000

Akshully, therez NO SUCH TING as inosent kitteh. Tehy iz all baaaaad. Thatz wy they sit an smyul to therselfs. They thinkin baaaad thots.

By: KickahaOta

KickahaOta — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:55:27 +0000

Is full of win and awesome for legal types who read lolappellatejudges. For everybody else, is full of whut and pleh.

By: Teho

Teho — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 14:02:05 +0000

oh teh win! it hurtz!

By: nocatnocheezburger

nocatnocheezburger — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:48:37 +0000

Cattica!!!

Cat Day Afternoon – izz gud flim!

But mebbe dis kitteh laik betta Teh Pawshank Redempshun!

By: syahid ali

syahid ali — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:07:41 +0000

fox riverz kitteh a.k.a cheeze-bag.

By: syahid ali

syahid ali — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:05:43 +0000

i can haz fredomz?

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:41:47 +0000

Okay, 2 things. Furst, I thinks I can safelee say without feer of contradiction, dat dere is not enuff beers in teh world to erase dat mental pic from mai brainz. Srsly, I don’ts even know whut u looks liek, but still it is burning in mai hed. THX a bunch, be seein’ u in mai nightmares in about half an hour.
Secondly-ish, if U wants teh sculpted body, maybee u needs to use some of dat balistics gel stuff dat teh meethbuster doods are always using. I’m sure you could find a good mould somewhere, den u just duck tapes teh finished product on to ur body…

BTW, this pr0n star u keep mentioning…has she posted here befoar? Is her initials…T.C.?

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:19:49 +0000

did u have with teh creme of sum yung gui?

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:23:46 +0000

Aww now Stend, u iz teh definishun of catch. Herez what u does:
1) no refined carbs inkluding beer (red wine tho iz imperatiff).
2) an that means no sugar (ecxept dark chocolat which iz also imperatiff, preferblee w/ red wine).
2) green veggie juice, multivits, good H2O, and cod liver oil daily.
3) juss watch those 20-sumting kittehs admire ur wizdum, energee, and un-puffy-face-ness.
well anyway this is my routine when i feels my stock, etc. heading south . . . an it wurks!

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:17:13 +0000

Whut, U rather do dat den hangs owt heer on ICHC? Prioritees!!

By: Jan

Jan — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:00:56 +0000

This comment is full of win and awesome.

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 22:35:59 +0000

d*mn these double posts

honey, I passed trying to be fabulous a long time back – now it’s all about trying to hold it together long enough to find a husband, cause my biological clock is TICKING – that whistling sound you hear is the sound of my stock plummeting as I age off the circuit and into irrelevance… XD

By: mimoid

mimoid — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 21:17:36 +0000

oh noes… I has duhlemma…
if I eats no mor cheezburgrs, meybe I can fits tru barz an eskayp…
halp!!4! wot shud I does?

By: KickahaOta

KickahaOta — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 20:50:19 +0000

Sori, but da stayt cort’s deturminashun dat de evdence iz meerly kumyulativ iz not an unreezunabl aplihkayshun uv kleerlee esstahblizhd Supreem Cort lau.

By: Jeanie

Jeanie — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 20:29:36 +0000

aw, thx TiNA… ai feelz mush betr nao.

By: BorisEvenWorse

BorisEvenWorse — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 20:10:33 +0000

Why to testing the DNA? It are not going to school class. To what be testing it in? It are will be good accomplished in chemistry, but from other subjects no so much good.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 19:28:10 +0000

Parhiss Kitteh says "teh fud iz horrbull! Lunch iz a ballooney sandwich!! Dey call it mysteree meet. Pritty Scary. Too peeces of bred an sum mayonaiz. EEEeeewwwwwww!"

By: Keogh

Keogh — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 19:04:00 +0000

MMMMMMMm.
Sweet and tender hooligan.
I nomed teh sweet and tender hooligan last week, wif teh kung pao chicken and flied lice.

By: Maxxity

Maxxity — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 18:40:39 +0000

Onlee a Lad! ICHC Mayd Heem!

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 18:32:33 +0000

It’s got to be tiring, being so totally fabulous. ;D

By: KEM

KEM — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 17:53:14 +0000

w00tz fur Friends refs.

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 17:41:57 +0000

don’t mess with me, honey – I’ve been playing the dramatic role of flying monkey for an internationally fabulous p*rn star all weekend, and hanging out with some FIERCE dr*g que*ns – I will CUT you, do not tempt me !!! )

one more day, one more big party – I’m slathering some preperation H under my eyes here while trying to jam myself into this d*mn corset – telling you, it just doesn’t get any easier. one of these days I’m gonna invent some sort of fat molding compound you can just spray on your abs, them lie face down in something like a gladiators bre*stplate until the fat sets into place like a perfect six-pack cause this diet and exercise thing just isn’t enough, what w/ these 20-somethings coming up (even if age and cunning trumps youth and beauty) – I’m calling betty ford now for after the weekend, then scheduling for emergency liposuction afterwards (or maybe I should reverse that) – I’m gonna end up being one of those que*ns you look at and think “one more facelift and she’ll have a beard”, I can see it coming… PULL-IT-TOGETHER lulz

By: Galactic Chick

Galactic Chick — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 16:41:17 +0000

Harsh mom harsh. dis was just spozd to b a TIME OUT!

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 15:53:39 +0000

go back a few posts to the Christmas lite kitteh and read thru teh comments (the ref is up near the top, so u won’t have to reed very far)–that was teh start of teh T.C. running joke…

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 15:47:07 +0000

What few people realize is that this is ackshully a photo taken by investigators looking into the terrible practise of smuggling live pandas out of China. It seems a new wrinkle in the process has emerged, and the smugglers are dehydrating the pandas to cat size before shipping them out. Then, upon arrival, they dunks them in a bukkit of water and *FLOOF!* instant panda…

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 15:43:06 +0000

i can has deja vu?

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 15:37:37 +0000

Um, is spelled “re-poote”–is perhaps French kitteh?

OH NOES! HEER WE GOES AGAIN!!1!!

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 15:35:02 +0000

“Leeeetttss get reddy to SNOORRRRGGLLLLLEEEEE!!!!”

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 14:26:43 +0000

purrs befoar swine?

By: blue yotie

blue yotie — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 14:21:36 +0000

***groan*** Iz bad pun. But I stil luv u.

By: ScotchAndMoreScotch

ScotchAndMoreScotch — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 13:37:31 +0000

she’s a bass! (extra Spaceballs refs wheee)

By: Ttam

Ttam — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:44:08 +0000

…n’ dats wen i tampured wit de DNA evdense!