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but u IS lolhamstar XD
No cheezburger on Caterday? Sad sad. Iz cryn!
*givz kAREN sum cheazbergerz*
Him not beeg nuff to be mowse.
or him too beeg to be mowse, one or tuther
dis mows fur coverd wun uv dem high end mowses u wud find in spensiv sky mall magazine
lol i wuz just on one of dem aero planes todai and sah one of dem mowses at onlee sixtee nyen nyenty neyn
oo! how much? I wood lyk 1!
Him fakin mouse
yr V…it has a flavor!
V as in
Vanilla,
Vermouth
Vegemite
V8
Vitametavegamin
eez not qwerty ky-bored. iz “v” een saem playce?
iz tu qwerty!
..iz not. i is be RONG!
is mostly qwerty, but cue and dubya are in wrong place
Iz DVORAK keibord
I can has New World Symphony?
Mouse-like typing detected.
No, iz AWERTY keibord. Iz populer in Europe.
Awerty NOT poplar – iz French
WIN!!1!!
Sry, win goes 2 93octane, not myownself. *blush*
Oh hai no scroll pls kthxbai
ha ha! nowon suspekts hamstur sekretly tags lolcats on the internets….
GRAB!
V for
Vermouth
Vanilla
Vegemite
V-8
Vitametavegamin
oops, wrong comment nebber min.
i sed CHEEZBORD!
dats ryte, ai canmember now.
Nuu…not mows, is tu coot tu b mows! has ‘awww’ faktor
lotsa AWWWW factor! mowses has aww factor 2 – if u r hungree kitteh!
dat not ‘awww’ faktor! is ‘lunch’ faktor. nomnom heer mowsie mowsie mowsie….
Dat not ‘awww’ faktor, dat ‘lunch’ faktor. nomnom heer mowsy mowsy mowsy….
Oop, internets stoled first attempt, repost. I sowwy
The V-berries taste like V-berries!
+5 ref to BEST LOLCAT EVAH !!!
omg – it’s actooly posting as Theresa Cahorshak !!! LOL’S
ooo noooo doant click the linxz!!!
Lef clik onz lef ere, rit clik onz rit ear. Scrolz down midle – ooooH feelz nicez!
I’m a little worried about that thumb…
thum holdez in sirpryzes!
oooh ouch!
NO CLICKY !!! NO CLICKY !!!
pleez to smoov moovment bai cleening goo from mai bawl. . . . bwa ha ha ahaah
I dunno. Veree brite aiz. Lukz liek optikal mows tu me.
optickle mows? iz moar skwee hee hee heeeee than bwa ha ha ahaah
U r doin it rong!
U just hit mai G-spot … pleez to do it agin?
Whoa, Nelly! Um, Meno, dat blurry thing on teh ground dat you just shot past was teh line u was not supposed to cross. KTHXBAI
hey – if peepz nevr crossd that lyne, we wud not hav elektrissitee, chernobyl, police academy 14. . . . . hey Meno -TB’s ryte. doan be maykin da joeks abowt flippin th fetish paradyme an cuttin off own finger nayls to tickl da hamstirs sphinctor. its explicit and its wrong. pleez to b stikkin wiv da poopin over peepz faces on a glass toppd coffee taybul wyle performing acts ov animal husbandree with a vacyoom, a water pump, a skwid, an katie holmes-crooz. kthxbai.
sawree ah sed wrong. ah mented wrawng!
Tburg – were gonna have to work on your issues. and honey – it’s not gonna be pretty ;o)
*snicker*
Oh, dood, u is gonna need a big magazine rack to fit all mah issuez…
now, DAT is FUNNEE.
Tank u, Meno. I needed dat. heheheheheheheh
Wirelezz Mouz, very shwet. Were does u putz da battiry?
*DUBBLECLIK*
U may not wanna do dat. Dubbleclik on teh Hamstar maeks teh liccorice pellets come out teh back. Kind of liek a fuzzy PLEHZ dispenser.
Not to mention de dubbleclik may cause teh bite! Much oww and (shake hand) fling across room! Oops.
gotz to git nu moeuse
Iz new Ronco Keeboord Kleener
Ony tree paiments of $9.99
aww so kyute…
I r not a mousez. But I r wirelessez.
is new sleeve fur the kompooter aksesorree…vry lifelike, non?
Is chinchilleh? Hiley ergonomik desine, if sumtimes causing pointur to be skwigglee.
Microsoft earned the ire of animal activists when it included actual rodents with some copies of Vista.
espeshully by bundling wiv th eksplorer an th assosheeyated 1700 purr cent increesed chances ov th viruses.
OOoh, look–hamstar is typing something… G-E-T-U-R-T-H-U-M-O-U-T-T-A-M-A-H-B-U….
ROFL, heinie joke FTW!!!!
hamstar-like typing detektid
oops, Dustbunneh, mah bad!
Great minds and all that
-D-A-P-E-S-T? C-E-P-H-A-L-U-S? B-B-L-E? R-B-A-N? R-K-A? T-T-E-R-N-Y-F-E? i no unnerstandz teh joek TB!!! u mayk me LOLMAO but peez ekssssplayn?
tookt me faiv minutz to see the “b-u” kunekshun, TiNA…. but i finalee gotz it n nao has tastee bevrage splewd awl ober mai bran nu monitr. thx so mush. LOL
i r wyrliss!!
Rodent-like typing detected!
After so many pictures with cats … u present a mouse. It will start a chase?
I Hammstur!…. Nawt Mowse
Haz liddil feetz eeben tho
I duz haz Mowse Bawllz
Urrgoanommik Fur
Much commfee in Hewmin handz
Can haz piddil, tho
Wurkz hawrd for pellitz
Eeetee Beetee Iez kan scan
Tayl duz nawt pulgz in
Jack.
ZOMFG, hamstur lolku? whiked ausume
remindz mee ov sine at skl libree… it sed ‘plz to not steel mouses balls, kthxbai’
dere were problemz wiff stoodunts steeling teh balls dat mices run on
was much loling
How many buttens has mowsie?
Twoo. Righ eer, Lef eer.
An nose iz scrolly-wheel-thingy.
Wormtail iz lookin for Hairy Pawter spoilerz…
…to see if Hairy dies.
…altho Wormtail owes Hairy his life.
Please not to be making jokes about Hairy Pawter dying : P
Less than 24 hourz until I gets new book! Not that I iz counting or anyfing.
yes, is very slow day heer today..i r tekkin a brake frum reedin. My eyes, dey r blurry.
Only took me just over 6 hours to read book. Verrrrrrrry interesting. Hope you enjoy!
Anee job a mowse kan do, lolhampster kan do bettur!
Tired of cold, hard plastic when trying to surf the internet? I give to you the Ronco Soft Touch “mouse”!
Mouse. Computer mouse.
Really, this is one of the most gettable ones they’ve ever done.
Maybe you need to clean out your funny?
pengywins have no sens of humer, days too code
Dat’s because dey has teh snowblz instead of teh harblz…
Beeg fat mouzie!
not so fat realyy
Just big-boned.
(huh. huh huh. I said “big”)
Melissa !!! Theresa Cahorshak is still looking for you !!!
Okay, I nao have read dis about 8 tiems, and I still lolz every tiem…
I don’t get it
Mouse? computer mouse? duh?
I GET the computer mouse. (I mean, please…)
I DON’T GET the Theresa Cahorshak joke.
Id be wurried about it making a mess on teh laptop
Dat is teh fattest mowuzie i has evar seen It r nawt hamter. it beeg fat mouzie.
you can has jeenie crayg.
Mouwzie is big because iz full of cheese. But it don’t give Edam.
Pleez stop me before I pun again.
It okay. Teh punz are goulda. At least that’s whut mah Swiss frend Brie tells me.
M – Theresa Cahorshak is looking for you… ;o)
U r so bad!!
he he he
I cant wait for her to see that and be like OMG WTF ???
Heheheee I is rite heeerrrrreee!
Ur so friggin funnie stend. And miss cahorshak, eh she caught me with my dander up. it was kinda funny. well, real funny
I’m going to start leaving REALLY random posts as Theresa Cahorshak…
hello? melissa? what makes you think I’m not a real person? ;o)
STEND! U IZ A S*IT! ;op
WHO is Theresa Cahorshak and what did I MISS?!?!?!?!?!
Ummm has u ever seen teh lolgay site?
honeybunch, I f*cking LIVE the lolgay site !!!
As opposed to the random ones you leave as Stendhalismo?
Aww, did I miss teh catfight between ‘lissa and TC?
oh, it’s SO much better than that… “Theresa Cahorshak” left a post, M clicked on “her” icon and was miffed that it linked to a porn site, and warned us – and so I just made Theresa Cahorshak is all of our’s new all-purpose non-person – use at will, as you will
Ok, THANK YOU! I get it now.. LOL
*smewches* all the way around!!
!!!! : ) eef mowsie haz awreddy et jeenie crayg, that wud eksplane plentee. iz clikkin on http://www.ijustatemynutrishonist.com
…But I R seriously cute.
has anyone seen that mad magazine cartoon where the kid is racing cars on the floor shouting ZOOM !!! ZOOM !!! ZOOM !!! – his mother, at her wits end, gives him a puppy – and he does the same thing? that’s what this reminded me of.
ZOOM !!! ZOOM !!! ZOOM !!!
French cat sez
ceci n’est pas un mousie
c’est un mmousie.
Okay, I ackshully started wheezing wit dat wun. Too mmany lolz with not enuff of teh breathing in betweenz…
ME…2…*INHAYLLLLLLL*
waht kind of keyboard is that? its not “qwerty.”
I had a lolhamstar named Qwertyuiop when I was younger. Yeah. we all called him “yuie”.
He got out of his cage, fell off the dresser and died. R.I.P. Yuie
OMG, a comp-nerd / hamstar tragedy! I can honestly say that ur teh furst person I ebber seen dat named teh pet after teh keebord layout. I dare say dat most peeps wud have stopped after “Qwerty”, but U went ATW FTW!
Sorry for teh loss of ur pet. Ur story wuz short, but it had a little of everything.
I laffed. I cried. It became a part of meh…
AWWW. yeah, never could get parents to get me new hamstar. Mebe cuz da cat tried to eat Yuie too much.
yuz reelyfnni
mebbe dvorak
kamoflage -hiding from kittah:)
OMGWTFBBQ!!1!
I is ashamed to admit it. I furst looked at this pic about 10 hours ago nao and…
I just got ur joke.
*headdesk*
Mows iz not seemz tu b muvin teh cursr. Also maykin much teh skweekz. Needz oyl?
Waytaminnit! Dere is sumting…bery pekulyer bout dat keebord…
Q-S-D-F???
W-X-C-V???
F-T-W???
Ceci n’est pas une souris . . . sur un clavier français.
(Ze keyboard, he is Frrrrrrrrench).
DAMN MY LACK OF OPPOSABLE VOWELS!!!
opposable bowels?!!!!
hmmm–is that liek when u has too much of teh tsty bevrgz and you makes teh technicolor pleh with such force that you poo ur pants?
no no. thatz kompleetly norml. oppozble bowelz iz lyke wen roseanne barr an rosie o’donnell iz on saym show an thay hug an it kreates a negativ force feeld ov matter, antimatter, and unmatter composting in on themselvz.
I tink we need a “pleh” heer sumwares…
Yes, Major Pleh, ware iz u wen we needz u?
Major Pleh is AWOL?
Nontrudishunul mows rekwaiyurz nontradishunul keebord.
(Or Frensh keebord. Mebbe awl teh kompyooter mowzez in Franz lukz liek dat?)
Is that a…chinchilla?
I thinks it to be Hamstar. Nose is not pointy enuff to be teh mowse. Some flavors of hamstar are pretty big–almost teh same size as teh guinea peegz….
izzit a jerbl?
Hop not,, jerbls r notty and eet wires. Jerbls bad.
Oh, and teh rest of mai statement wuz to say dat I thinks teh chinchez has moar of teh roundy-head, and also has teh sticky-out earsez. Also, don’t dey has teh big floofy tailz? Annybuddy backs me on dis wun? I is too lazy to go out on teh Interwebs to find a pic
:
Im tellin ya, iz jerbl– gots that beady black eye.
Yes. Is not chinchilla. Much too small. Not right shape. Ears too small. No tail.
I used to be vet for chinchilla breeder. They very cute and much soft.
u r rite, TB. much floofiness in da chinchez tailz. i ackshuly fink dis iz babeh ginny pig. dey r verra kyoot wif da eerz n dey fitz in da pawm uv ur hannd.
Yeah, but bebeh gp’s are all legs. I once helped with a gp c-section. Very cool!
To be honest I am not quite sure what this is. Does not appear to have a tail, but does not really look like a hamster either. Or a gerbil.
FYI the rule of thumb is hamsters bite and gerbils jump. Out of your hand while you are holding them several feet off the floor. You must have good reflexes to treat rodents
Shera
really, a guinea-pig c-section?
Yep. If female gp is not bred before six months her pelvis closes and she cannot deliver pups naturally. It was the pet of one of our techs. She accidentally got in with the male pig and voila the need for c-sec
I went to teh flickr dat wuz teh source of this pic–it is a hamstar, and a darn kyoot wun two. Guy has many photos that have teh Win–not only of hamstar, but of his 2 bunnehs and a lot of other things that catch his eye. He has mad skillz with teh nature photos. Wun of his bunnehs is liek “I are serious bunneh and dis is serious business” and teh other luks liek “Durrrrr, dis green leefy thing has a flavor!!!!”
iz cyber-ouija bord from the fyoocher. Titanium CPU, fully organic poynter, organic tishoo on Cyberdyne endoskeleton. Berry tuff to kill. Iz heer for Sara Conner an won’t ebber stop until she haz yoozd it for summoning Elvis in a drinking gaym. The Verminator, Ouijment Day, rated P.C.
Donut Ouija Me!
I r not planchette!
I are not mouse
U not need thumb
If I didn’t have 4 cats I would totally have that mouse.
*sigh*
.
Ergonomickly designed mouse fits comfortably in ur hand, and helps redooce teh occurance of teh corporal tunnal syndrome…
If you don lemme go, I do Hampster Dance and put tune in yer hed.
De da de da do do
dee ba dee dee do
miss foots. You. win. at. funny.
and you putted the song in my heds.
im on ur keybord
clickin ur porn
ZOMGZ… at furst i fot dat capshun sed “scweeze me” n i wuz all “ewwwwww” n stuf. Whew. Glad i lukd a sekind tyme!!
‘Skweez me? I baking powder?
avaylubl now from http://www.richardgear.com
i r not a mouse, i r a rodent…
Hamster 07. Now with extra Point-and-Sniff action.
ZOMG! U haz iHamster?!?!
WIN!!!1
Whas mowse doin on keebord ennway? you don use mowse on keebord, you use it on mowsepad.
Dat’s why i tink its a jerbl that just chood all da wires and is typing criptic message.
Hope kitteh chases it back to cage.
Mousie: “Laptop? Meh.
Iz too larj for me to uze.
And it smelz uv cat.”
Is hamster: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campbell%27s_dwarf_hamster
iz not rat, iz hamster!
doan worree bowt him, heez from barcelona.
YOU PUT BASIL IN RATATOUILLE?!?!!11!?!
i yuv hammies!
what are u doing dave?
u r not mouse…but u can has cute.
Please do not click with thumb k thnx.
iz not mowse, iz chinchilla!!!1
SCOAR+1 FOR MEH.
[...] u mean dis mouse? [...]
Acer laptop it’s? Bwahaha me has mines 5040 tootz! But broke mauzpad wiurz after cleans fan mounth ago tho :’(
GIMME NOT MOUSE!
rowlin on floah laffin
lollums
LULZ!!! U IS NT MOUSE, U IS TOUCHEE PAD!!