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Pfffft
iz moovy poster foar Faytal Attrakshun II
Well, what am I supposed to do? You won’t answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I’m not gonna be ignored, Dan!
iz sighn. do not callz!
woah, d00d…..yu gettin skaree!
OH NOES! THINK OF TEH LOLBUNNEHS!!
OH NOES, PLS TO BE KEEPIN GASSEH KITTEH AWAY FRUM OPEN FLAYMEZ!!!
“gasseh kitteh can haz open flaymz, or th mykul duglass secks. . . . . .KIIII-TEEEEEH!!!!!!!!!”
An dat iz wai dat muvee iz no ullowd in ar hows. Does not want bunnehz to hav teh nitemayrz.
“Haven’t you seen Fatal Attraction?”
“You wouldn’t let me”
“Well I did, and it scared the Hell out of me. It scared the Hell out of every man in America…”
an it defnitly scared the hell owt ov evree man in glenn close.
So does that mean they’re bound to go to Heaven?
i pooted… iz sowwy
I watches u maekz teh cheezburgers.
Teh kitteh ar toly wantz teh chzbrgrz. Thizs is why he wantz 2 see makes chzbrgrz, so he can has make his pwn wehn huminz go to beds in teh nite. Ever hear sumthing goes bumps in teh night? It ar not bogeeeman, it ar Kitteh on ur stove, makin u make chzbrgrz.
In fact. . taht cood toly be teh cpation:
“I ar on ur stove,
makin u make me chzbrgz”
Darrkwolff, yu’s makes has good obsurvashunz.
Feng kew for teh niec wurdz! Kitteh luks liek he wants teh cheezburgers, whever he maeks dem or notz.
Ah noes ahm nawt sposed ta be up ere, so pleaze nawt be swattin me? kthx
Vera soft n fluffy kittah. Wishun ah had a kittah liken dat.
Well, what am I supposed to do? You won’t answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I’m not gonna be ignored, Dan!
oof rong place/dubbil lolpost.
(i be outta praktiss, cuz i be on teh roed, eatin lolobster rollolz an fried clamz, vacatin frum teh stresses, soakin up teh rayz, muss to be vacatin moar offen).
ENJOY!!!!!!!
tanksyu, COL!
mmmmmlolobster rollolz!
Must to be in ME VaCATionland – bestest place for lobstah!
Iz makin cheezbirger sketti!
K, if cant maek me teh cheezburgr or teh cheezburgr sketti, pleas to make teh warm milk? Teh reglar milk, not teh “redoosed fat” shtuff, an not teh soy s**t. Pleh! I gotz teh somnea, will halp me sleep. Thx.
Kentucky Fried Cat…nom nom nom!
mai harbls iz toastee
crispy fry hrbls…wif six u gets eggroll.
I thawt those were called hush pupees.
“Hush, kitteh!”
“But mah hrbls iz on FYRE!!”
Wait, shouldn’t that be spelled “gass”, with 2 esses?
Sorry, my ire from the previous post has boiled over into this wun.
GET IT? Stove? BOILED? Bwahahahahahahaha! I killz me sometimes!!
Hey, TB…..git over yurself…..LOL!!!
OMGRFLMFAOBBQWTF!!!!!!!!!
i’mm onn urr ssttovve…..mmakkinn a asshh of mmissellff…..
Okay, Stend, thx bunches. Nao I has to call teh frendly IT guise and have dem brings me new monitor-thingy. Dix wun nao has tsty bevergz splood all obber it and it doesn’t wurk to good ennymoar…
whut ???
wha? huh??? Stend, haz u bin inhabiting mah bodee agin??
OMG, I is so ashamed. I can has eye exam plz?
ssshuuud nt thaaat b “aie ekzam”? huh? ssrssly?
Teehee. TB is kind of sweet when he’s being a trLOL.
Culinary Cat iz culinarying
Can u plz to be conjugating dat verbage?
*ahem*
to culinary
i r culinarying we iz culinarying
u iz culinarying y’all iz culinarying
he r culinarying dey be mekking me a cheezburgers
oh…gess teh intarwebs duznint carez abowt teh spaces. sowwy!
Gass Raynje allwayz warm
Perfeckt perch 2 watch Hewminz
Dewweeng much straynje stuff
Buckittz uv awl syze
Hewminz hab so manny, but
oanlee uze a few
Kitteh watchez Hewmin
Yuze ‘lecktrick Kan Oapinner
Fummz R nawt needed
Temmpteeng pawtz an panz
Full uv Majjick wen dey maykz
lusshus yummee meelz
Jack.
Buckittz uv awl syze
Hewminz hab so manny, but
oanlee uze a few
LOL. I shud put dis up in ma kichin. I iz nawt Raychl Ray.
I kept reading “Bukkitz” as “Buttokz” and was trying to figure out… okay, never mind.
LOL – elayne, you should ask CBSB how that’s supposed to work…she’s got two butts, you know.
Tew menny bukkitz uv fewd meks tew menny buttokz uv gew!1
Mai buttokz needz no botox!1,111
Wish I cood vote it twice, iz so much win!!!
bootymus haiku
Jack Death alwayz sez teh tru
wit and wordz haz winz
Zackly whut I be thinkn! Akshuly, wishn Jack D wuz ottomatikly at top of paje! Cuz alwehs reads himz furst. Kannot rite teh eksellent haikyuu maiself. Jack teh master.
Hai, I’z nezt Fud Netwerkz stahr. 30-Minnit Cheezburgrs. Cheezburgrs on $40 a Day. Barefoot Cheezburgrs. Semi-Homemade Cheezburgrs.
“Iron Cheezburgr”? Pleh, do not want!
Oh come on…….”An tonite, ladiez an gennulmenz….chef Bobbie Filet iz gonna make hiz wurld famus burgerz wif cheze”….tuday ar speshul ingredeent beez……(wait for it, wait for it)……..oh heck, I got nutthin…sorree guyz
teh speshul ingredeent beez…cheez!
oh, sorry, wuz dat too ez?
teh speshul ingredeent beez……….catnip
gotta hab teh erbs!!
ya want fries wit dat?
I love that show – the best thing about it is that one of the judges is ALWAYS some 20something japanese actress who ALWAYS giggles into the back of her hand – “oh this cheezburger is (giggle, giggle) very good… the meat is (giggle giggle) very tender…” we were thinking there should be a drinking game for everytime the actress giggled into the back of her hand or nodded three times ( hai !!! nods x3 )
Me also! I lurved the subtitled version they showed a looooong time ago on local Asian TV channels. Giggling starlet, East German judge (angry older woman who actually knew her stuff), and weirdo celebrities. (Remember Japanese rap star Korn?)
mah favrit juj coment wuz teh guy who sed “dis reminds me of a middle-aged woman.” I wuz laffin to hard to member wut teh supposed similaritees wuz.
that’s the one !!! the one where the asian judge had the bad perm and jacket with the liberace type gold swag epaulets, and there were always two female judges (plus two men) – one young and clueless actress, the other an older bitter food critic?
wasn’t the older wun like some kind of fortune teller or sumfing random like dat?
We used to had partees on Friday nites wif frostee libashuns and we’d all yell back at teh tv an make fun of teh judges.
much funs!
Ya, lurve dat show!!!
I tink wuz 2 old ladeez, 1 a food critic and 1 a sykick, but dey look alike… mebbe twinses like dear abby and ann landers?
Der’s a filk song of da iron chef, sooo funee! “Dis meal tastes soo special, like, special, yes?” “Hai, I used the tops of the blue crab shells and ground up some dirt to make a sauce” “Oh, it’s so special and deliciousness!”
OMG, wuz da funnee!! (Altho I a fan uv Alton Brown, he splains good on da merkan show verjun!)
Mr. BG and I had an Iron Chef partay, we invited guests to bring a dish with special ingreediment: BATTLE PEANUT BUTTER! Lotsa gud fud, and a drinkin’ game to boot.
http://www.geocities.com/t_ride9/ironchef.html
OMG … I thought I was the only one who considered the original Iron Chef a laff riot! What was with the Chairman and his gloves? And the ingredients … oy! Gak! The chef would take a cleaver to something still moving and – WHACK! Eeeeee! Would totally LMAO.
Iron Chefversation FTW!!!!
“Chef Nakawaka reellee iznt giving anything away heer. Chef Butoh haz awreddy filleted hiz cat and cuvvered with a rather appetizing creem of Sumyung Guy. Stunningly presented on a bed ov Korean radish petalz and baybee deer tearz. Nakawaka though. . . . 73 sekundz to go. Haz prepared a kontempararee marzipan sammin been payste fondue for dezurt, still to commence the mayn,,,,Wait!! He’s pulling owt a Tayzer!! What an unekspected development!! Crowd on thhe edjuz ov thare seetz now”
shud never reed TINA’s posts wen i gotta pee.
did you eet it off a nyfe wiv hunnee?
Squesahn!
Yeah, dere was da fortune teller woman, and another person who was a fud critic–but I swears dey was teh same lady in a differrnt dress.
Mah personal fav is teh older dood who was a “Roshanjin Scholar” whose comments were always something liek “this really isn’t good at all” to the point of saying “if I were making this, it would have turned out much better”
Okay, is nao tiem for TB’s Trivia Korner (u know–teh wun Emo Kitteh cries in)–where our motto is “trivia–becauze dats all we has room foar in teh brainz”
Teh dood who is Chairman Kaga on teh original Iron Chef is big-tiem star on teh Japanese equivalent of Broadway. Among other things, he has played Jesus in teh Japanese version of “Jesus Christ Superstar” (or, as it’s known in lolspeak “Jesus Christ, it’s a Superstar! Get in the car!”) and he has also played Jean Valjean in teh Japanese version of Les Mis.
One of teh episodes of Iron Chef that they hasn’t shown here in teh U.S. is where Kaga ackshully dies. Apparently he ate some bad Fugu (prolly not spelled right–it’s the kind of blowfish(?) that is deadly poisonous to eat unless it is prepared properly). The replacement for him was his nephew. Think of a more…uh…”flamboyant” Asian version of Jack Sparrow and U get teh idea of how he dressed.
Google if U wish. Thanks for listening.
I will totally Google that! Thanks, Turkeyburger! (“Jesus Cklist, Supelstal…!”)
Wao! u haz opinded mah eys *and* made me lol!
a) I didnint no that chareman Kaga dieded. So much sad. Rly. I thot of him as teh Japanese Michael Jackson.
b) “Jesus Christ…get in teh car!” AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Japanese Michael Jackson? you’re kidding! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . u’ve bin pun’d
now wayte–i are deffinnitely under inflooences of taystee adult bevridgez, but all da same an still: he aint ded for REALLY real, is him? becyrz da wikkkkkkkkypeedia sez him livvin still. not dat der wikky iz unimpeechable sourcez, but: him ded REAALYY reel? or only ded-for-pretend?
Kording to IMDB.com, hims is still alyve, tu. An I dint fynd nuffin bout any deth, reel or pretind.
Nawt dat IMDB is mpeechible sorse, ethur…
NFW!!! Jeezus is in IMDB?
Kaga the character died, not the actor playing him.
Chef Kitteh say “when we come back, we kicks our cheezburgrz up ANNUDDER NAWTCH! BAMM!! *poot* (oh, skuse meh)”
(Sharp-eyed readers of ICHC will note the correct spelling of “Bamm” with 2 Ms)
u iz mekking me lol so much…i mite jest has to poot.
j/k. I tink.
So much winz!
sekondin that ftwmoshun!
I’m waitin here til I sees you take burger and cheez out of fridge.
Kitteh kind of looks liek he’s wearing a mask…
“I are Zorro-Kitteh, come to liberate ur cooking supplies…I can has tasteefud nao?”
if i pretend to be a loaf of bread maybe they will not notice me…
Or mebbe purtendin to be teh spooon rest.
Kitteh at too meny beenz if he makin gas
Mah Squeezle no has to bees on teh stoav to mayk gas. She do on her own AWL da tym. Pleh, nawt zo grate, akshuly.
Teh eeloosif kitteh fart iz troolie strawng.
LOL, my kitteh Desdemona tinks she be verry laydeelike. She tinkz she duzzint fart. But evrytime she napz in her favrit rokkin chare, (4 pawz up an owt kold), she juss letz ‘em rip. . .
O mai . . . teh imajery. LOLthx.
Methane: Teh fuel of teh futur. Pleez to allow me to demonstr8…. *bpppfttttttt*
(Greyhound farts r lethal, btw … jus so u noe)
Amen to that Meno. Haven’t had a grey yet that couldn’t knock us owt.
Mah puppeh who is no longer with meh, would always give herself away–if she wuz just restin’ and being all quiet liek, then suddenly got up and left teh room, we quickly learned to make teh “T-shirt gas mask”. U knows it gots to be bad when ur dog leaves teh room. This from a dog that used to go nuts when wun of teh skunks dat lives around us would go off in teh middle of teh night. I quickly learned to open teh door just a crack and sniff befoar I lets her out. If I smells teh skunk, I knows she does not has to pee, but wants to just go play in teh stank.
I haz to lol wif my han over my mouf. I browz a TB storie an I m at work. cow workers look at me funneh for long timz nao.
i givs ur sawz da speshul flavor. iz famblee resipee, Cat Hayr Supryz.
U fmbly & myz has same cuk! Lossa hrbls in fud. Has fuzzee frys awl tym!
O noes, big fatcat, get down!! Pilit lites be makin yu kitteh flambe ow ow ow!!! Do not want!
I iz batmancat. This iz batman stove.
u eated mah cookie?
i wayts heer til u bake noo batch. srsly, get crakin.
ooh i m so eggzited 2 hav mah naemlink! interweb iz kewl. i iz slow lurnur.
mee too.
How do you make a cat go woof?
Uh, offerz himz a cheezburger?
No – tayks cheezbirgr AWAY!
Has anyone else seen this? When I contrast stove cat and the other lovely kitties on this site to the lives these kitties must have been living, I am just sick. To sick to write in kitteh-speak, there is nothing cute about it.
http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/archive/2007/July/19/local/stories/03local.htm
That NEARLY breaks my heart. The only thing that keeps it from COMPLETELY leaving me in a weeping heap of “WHY?” is the paragraph that says most of the kits are well-fed and healthy. If they were scrawny and sad, that would be IT for me for the weekend.
At least she loved them, even if misguidedly.
Kitteh maykz me miz mai zoro kitteh. Him look awmose lyk dis kitteh.
I r black n wite kitteh…u can not seez me on dis stove. I lyin in wate fur teh cheezburger faree.
one minit passes…
two minits passes…
three min–*ZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Hello an welkom to de Kat Kwizeen. For today, we gonna mak a hot soop. Start wif broff, heet til li’l bubbleses. Den we trow in de areganoo. Den we add cheezburger. Den anudder cheezburger. Den anudder won bsidez dat. Den we dranes oot de soop. Ed vwaalla. We gots cheezburgers. Dank yoo fer watchins.
OMG! I got same kitteh teapot!
Such a realistic-looking tea cozy!
HAHAHA
Caturday…iz so klose, i kin smells it.
2 hrs and 20 minutez till Caturday
I iz nawt Meet loaf!
I is Tuckseedo Kitteh
Meet Loaf in Ubben
Kitchun full ub smells
Sayvorry an deelishus
Allmoas lyke KatNip
Kitteh awl dresst up
Awl t3h tyme so ellegunt
Naym is Bawnd… Jaymz Bawnd
Jack.
Stove-top kitteh is on top of your stove, waiting for cheezburgurz
Stove-top kitteh?
“Oh, dere was dis little glove dood heer a minit ago…but I eated him.”
Duz ur fambly prefer StoveTop Kitteh to potatoes??
Hey Mom, dis is delishus! Wut it is?
cheezburgrz come from grillz not stovz
on ur stove, warmn mah bunz.
kitteh knows tasteefuud comes from teh stove. tis tryin to head it off at teh pass.
Wot u meen getz in dah potz? I r not ramenz… DO NOT WANT. I can has tasteefudz nao fur put up wif yer harbrn skeemez tah bein famuss on da interwebs? Nom nom?
Not ‘rond teh fudz! S’cuz meh but dat disgassting. Kitteh need a Beano and his pwner need to stop bean cheapo n pay teh gaz bill.
Wutever u does DO NAWT lites a match! Kitteh go BOOM!
DO NAWT WAWNT!
Hoo fed teh kitteh brawkli?
Pleh! Teh brawklee wuns is in a class by demselfs…
heer iz owr best model ov stoov, see awl teh room it has – i fit purrfektlee rait on top ebev tho i eeted lotz ov cheezburgrz today!
well ah goes in da kichen
to wayt 4 sum dinnur
wish dese peepul’d hurree
man i swares i’z gettin thinner!
i got dem…. hongree cat blooz,
whoa yeah
babeh i noes dis ain’t nooz,
i got dem hongree, hongree blooz.
nao i’z bin maity paishunt
but i bettur eet soon
cuz i ain’t had no burgerz
sinz free owrs ago, at noon!
i got dem…. hongree cat blooz
babeh i’m dyin 4 ur cheezburger.
jus wun littel fry, babeh pleez, ya gotta gimme.
kthxbai
Sing it, chiled!
mmmmm…..toastee harblz.
warmishness=gud.
i can has nap spot?
tank use for de commentz. kittee (dominick) iz fat stove loaf and i lurve him.
I WAARM UP DA WAATAR FUR YA NICE EN WARM!
“nao, for my next majik trik, i wil need a pot, a lid, wun larj kitteh & a gass stoav”
“. . . an iz no wun heer from PETA ryte? . . .”
Nuffin up mah sleeb…
..sep thiz matchus…
…hey Roky! I gotta get a nu sleeb!
dunt us gaz. produced gaz.
An ppl ar allways mintchioning a defecet in natyooral gas. I say we has plentuh. Methane!
“interestingly, studies have shown that kittehz living with blind peeple do tend to poop wherever they feel like poopin”
No touch florrz. Iz teh lavaz.
So why mi azz burnin?
Ahem…
OMGWTFBBQ!!
thnxbai.
kitteh gas gots a flavor?
Deh sukcesful cook noes how 2 prepair meal so all dishus r hot an reddy 2 surve at deh same time. But iff deh veggies cook 2 soon, u can use deh handy kitteh warmer cover 2 keep veggies warm & not obercooked while meet and putatoes finiss cooking.
Dont furget to tank kitteh for helping wit nice survin of meat or betteh yet Cheezburgah, else kitteh migh not b so helpfl next time!
Wantz teh toona catserole and wantz it naow!
I’m on ur stove
bein mistaken 4 a meatloaf
DIS EEZ HELLS KITCHEN AN IZ YOUR CHEF RAMSEY!!
Three days later, and I still think this is the funniest lolcat of all time. Keep in mind, the effect is helped by Gas!Kitty’s resemblance to my parents’ cat, whom I can tell you from personal experience has made her own hole in the ozone layer. (I’m pretty sure her kittens are responsible in whole for the recent surge in global warming.)
Fur me order toonight…..one cheezburger, extra cheese, veerry juiccy, an no rollz. Mez not wat rollz. Juzt berger.
So funneh. Hahaha.
plz don’t fart!!!!
lol
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