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Pfffft
iz moovy poster foar Faytal Attrakshun II
Well, what am I supposed to do? You won’t answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I’m not gonna be ignored, Dan!
iz sighn. do not callz!
woah, d00d…..yu gettin skaree!
OH NOES! THINK OF TEH LOLBUNNEHS!!
OH NOES, PLS TO BE KEEPIN GASSEH KITTEH AWAY FRUM OPEN FLAYMEZ!!!
“gasseh kitteh can haz open flaymz, or th mykul duglass secks. . . . . .KIIII-TEEEEEH!!!!!!!!!”
An dat iz wai dat muvee iz no ullowd in ar hows. Does not want bunnehz to hav teh nitemayrz.
“Haven’t you seen Fatal Attraction?”
“You wouldn’t let me”
“Well I did, and it scared the Hell out of me. It scared the Hell out of every man in America…”
an it defnitly scared the hell owt ov evree man in glenn close.
i pooted… iz sowwy
I watches u maekz teh cheezburgers.
Teh kitteh ar toly wantz teh chzbrgrz. Thizs is why he wantz 2 see makes chzbrgrz, so he can has make his pwn wehn huminz go to beds in teh nite. Ever hear sumthing goes bumps in teh night? It ar not bogeeeman, it ar Kitteh on ur stove, makin u make chzbrgrz.
In fact. . taht cood toly be teh cpation:
“I ar on ur stove,
makin u make me chzbrgz”
Darrkwolff, yu’s makes has good obsurvashunz.
Feng kew for teh niec wurdz! Kitteh luks liek he wants teh cheezburgers, whever he maeks dem or notz.
Ah noes ahm nawt sposed ta be up ere, so pleaze nawt be swattin me? kthx
Vera soft n fluffy kittah. Wishun ah had a kittah liken dat.
Well, what am I supposed to do? You won’t answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I’m not gonna be ignored, Dan!
oof rong place/dubbil lolpost.
(i be outta praktiss, cuz i be on teh roed, eatin lolobster rollolz an fried clamz, vacatin frum teh stresses, soakin up teh rayz, muss to be vacatin moar offen).
ENJOY!!!!!!!
tanksyu, COL!
mmmmmlolobster rollolz!
Must to be in ME VaCATionland - bestest place for lobstah!
Iz makin cheezbirger sketti!
K, if cant maek me teh cheezburgr or teh cheezburgr sketti, pleas to make teh warm milk? Teh reglar milk, not teh “redoosed fat” shtuff, an not teh soy s**t. Pleh! I gotz teh somnea, will halp me sleep. Thx.
Kentucky Fried Cat…nom nom nom!
mai harbls iz toastee
crispy fry hrbls…wif six u gets eggroll.
I thawt those were called hush pupees.
“Hush, kitteh!”
“But mah hrbls iz on FYRE!!”
Wait, shouldn’t that be spelled “gass”, with 2 esses?
Sorry, my ire from the previous post has boiled over into this wun.
GET IT? Stove? BOILED? Bwahahahahahahaha! I killz me sometimes!!
Hey, TB…..git over yurself…..LOL!!!
OMGRFLMFAOBBQWTF!!!!!!!!!
i’mm onn urr ssttovve…..mmakkinn a asshh of mmissellff…..
Okay, Stend, thx bunches. Nao I has to call teh frendly IT guise and have dem brings me new monitor-thingy. Dix wun nao has tsty bevergz splood all obber it and it doesn’t wurk to good ennymoar…
whut ???
wha? huh??? Stend, haz u bin inhabiting mah bodee agin??
OMG, I is so ashamed. I can has eye exam plz?
ssshuuud nt thaaat b “aie ekzam”? huh? ssrssly?
Teehee. TB is kind of sweet when he’s being a trLOL.
Culinary Cat iz culinarying
Can u plz to be conjugating dat verbage?
*ahem*
to culinary
i r culinarying we iz culinarying
u iz culinarying y’all iz culinarying
he r culinarying dey be mekking me a cheezburgers
oh…gess teh intarwebs duznint carez abowt teh spaces. sowwy!
Gass Raynje allwayz warm
Perfeckt perch 2 watch Hewminz
Dewweeng much straynje stuff
Buckittz uv awl syze
Hewminz hab so manny, but
oanlee uze a few
Kitteh watchez Hewmin
Yuze ‘lecktrick Kan Oapinner
Fummz R nawt needed
Temmpteeng pawtz an panz
Full uv Majjick wen dey maykz
lusshus yummee meelz
Jack.
Buckittz uv awl syze
Hewminz hab so manny, but
oanlee uze a few
LOL. I shud put dis up in ma kichin. I iz nawt Raychl Ray.
I kept reading “Bukkitz” as “Buttokz” and was trying to figure out… okay, never mind.
LOL - elayne, you should ask CBSB how that’s supposed to work…she’s got two butts, you know.
Tew menny bukkitz uv fewd meks tew menny buttokz uv gew!1
Mai buttokz needz no botox!1,111
Wish I cood vote it twice, iz so much win!!!
bootymus haiku
Jack Death alwayz sez teh tru
wit and wordz haz winz
Zackly whut I be thinkn! Akshuly, wishn Jack D wuz ottomatikly at top of paje! Cuz alwehs reads himz furst. Kannot rite teh eksellent haikyuu maiself. Jack teh master.
Hai, I’z nezt Fud Netwerkz stahr. 30-Minnit Cheezburgrs. Cheezburgrs on $40 a Day. Barefoot Cheezburgrs. Semi-Homemade Cheezburgrs.
“Iron Cheezburgr”? Pleh, do not want!
Oh come on…….”An tonite, ladiez an gennulmenz….chef Bobbie Filet iz gonna make hiz wurld famus burgerz wif cheze”….tuday ar speshul ingredeent beez……(wait for it, wait for it)……..oh heck, I got nutthin…sorree guyz
teh speshul ingredeent beez…cheez!
oh, sorry, wuz dat too ez?
teh speshul ingredeent beez……….catnip
gotta hab teh erbs!!
ya want fries wit dat?
I love that show - the best thing about it is that one of the judges is ALWAYS some 20something japanese actress who ALWAYS giggles into the back of her hand - “oh this cheezburger is (giggle, giggle) very good… the meat is (giggle giggle) very tender…” we were thinking there should be a drinking game for everytime the actress giggled into the back of her hand or nodded three times ( hai !!! nods x3 )
Me also! I lurved the subtitled version they showed a looooong time ago on local Asian TV channels. Giggling starlet, East German judge (angry older woman who actually knew her stuff), and weirdo celebrities. (Remember Japanese rap star Korn?)
mah favrit juj coment wuz teh guy who sed “dis reminds me of a middle-aged woman.” I wuz laffin to hard to member wut teh supposed similaritees wuz.
that’s the one !!! the one where the asian judge had the bad perm and jacket with the liberace type gold swag epaulets, and there were always two female judges (plus two men) - one young and clueless actress, the other an older bitter food critic?
wasn’t the older wun like some kind of fortune teller or sumfing random like dat?
We used to had partees on Friday nites wif frostee libashuns and we’d all yell back at teh tv an make fun of teh judges.
much funs!
Ya, lurve dat show!!!
I tink wuz 2 old ladeez, 1 a food critic and 1 a sykick, but dey look alike… mebbe twinses like dear abby and ann landers?
Der’s a filk song of da iron chef, sooo funee! “Dis meal tastes soo special, like, special, yes?” “Hai, I used the tops of the blue crab shells and ground up some dirt to make a sauce” “Oh, it’s so special and deliciousness!”
OMG, wuz da funnee!! (Altho I a fan uv Alton Brown, he splains good on da merkan show verjun!)
Mr. BG and I had an Iron Chef partay, we invited guests to bring a dish with special ingreediment: BATTLE PEANUT BUTTER! Lotsa gud fud, and a drinkin’ game to boot.
http://www.geocities.com/t_ride9/ironchef.html
OMG … I thought I was the only one who considered the original Iron Chef a laff riot! What was with the Chairman and his gloves? And the ingredients … oy! Gak! The chef would take a cleaver to something still moving and - WHACK! Eeeeee! Would totally LMAO.
Iron Chefversation FTW!!!!
“Chef Nakawaka reellee iznt giving anything away heer. Chef Butoh haz awreddy filleted hiz cat and cuvvered with a rather appetizing creem of Sumyung Guy. Stunningly presented on a bed ov Korean radish petalz and baybee deer tearz. Nakawaka though. . . . 73 sekundz to go. Haz prepared a kontempararee marzipan sammin been payste fondue for dezurt, still to commence the mayn,,,,Wait!! He’s pulling owt a Tayzer!! What an unekspected development!! Crowd on thhe edjuz ov thare seetz now”