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I can has santuh beard?
I still love this photo, one of my biggest favs over at the flickr group.
I just discovered this site… amazing how popular it has become… and how fast it became so popular…
Now to figure out how to speak like a cat… lol
elfnugget has de kitti 010 halp
It are beeuteemous!
I completely agree–this is a high-quality photo, shows much experience with teh camera…
Wait, whut it doin on ICHC den?
lolz
iz on ur site…razin ur standards.
oh noes!!! think of the lolfrenz!!!
Oh so much shiny devises!! Do want!!
Xmas kitteh is overwhelmed at the plethora of available shiny devices.
Tree: 0
Cat: 1
Whut most people don’t realize is that kitteh has just spied the exact section of wire he wants to chew on.
Ur Darwin Award. I haz it.
Just like the cat in Christmas Vacation!
Darwin Award FTW!!
Yes!! Much wibn!
Woah. Teh colorz. Moar ‘nip!
Woah….
hey guys, i make a habit of clicking on the links people provide with their names, and i clicked on “theresa cahorshak” on the sharpie markered kid post, and it is a PORN SITE. don’t click!!! much pleh!!!
watch out! Make way for the stampede!
(srsly, thanx for the head’s up!)
Huh. pr0n troll. go figger. wut won’t they think of next?
*sigh*
but is she hawt?
but whut wuz her comment? (goes to see)
O mai. I also say, thx for hedz up.
thx fur warning
Teh colorz…teh colorz!
Tayst da raynbow.
teh peenk be teh most smellz gud.
but teh ornjes…*shudder*
Teh oranj wuns r poysin.
teh green wuns maik u arowzd i herd.
Nize, iz haow Eye feelz abawt piccie.
It be tinsel tyme naow? No srsly, dood, I needz tinsel.
(don’t worree, Sunnshyne trowed away all da tinsel when she reelyzed dat Domino kitteh was eetin it. Domino kitteh not be sick frum da tinsel…winz.)
Manee a kitteh has been sick from tinsel tyme. Sparkly harbls tyme!
Our kitteh nevar got sick from tinsel – but had silver racing stryps in da box! Festiv!
kitty so festive, is even pooping holiday spirit !!!
“I’m in ur litterbox, squeezin out the sezun”
WIN
OMG ROFLWAFFLES!!1111!111ichi
squeezin out teh sezun…..Full of win and tinsel!!!11!1!11
So wrong.. but so right! +5chzb
Stend, u nebber failz to bringz teh smilez. I wuz slowly morphin into teh Troll, and then reads about teh “squeezin of teh season”
Is Troll repellant. Wunce again I genuflect in ur direction. I is not worthy.
Srsly tho peeps, please to keeps teh tinsles away frum teh kittehs. Those of us longy-tiem reeders of teh ICHC remeber reading the stories other peeps has posted about bad do-not-want things happening to their fuzzy friends and teh large amounts of teh muneez they has to pay the nice vet-doctor peeps.
( bows )
… so remember that when I’m describing my continuing adventures as the personal flying monkey of an internationally fabulous porn star, this weekend ;o)
hav not commented b4 but I hav 2 sai that iz the funyest comment everrr!1!
*iz ded frum laffing*
we hadz a Siameze name Mai Tai who lurved da tinsils…caught him wif piece bout inch long hanging out da mouf…pulled…was hole string! much PLEH
In soviet russia, teh floor IS teh Xmas tree. Jus frow sum lites, and shinee bawls onn floor. done.
Sounds like a plan to me.
Nothing takes the holiday spirit out of me quicker than realizing that I’m spending hours and breaking my back on setting something up that’s going to have to come back down in less than a month anyway.
Other option: Year-round Christmas tree. Use decorative screens to conceal during the off-season? Hmm…
I haz a ant dat leeves wun of her treez up all year. It iz in dah bazement and she jus trows a sheet ovuh it if she haz a partee in dah summerztymez.
BUT…she iz nutz abowt Christmas and her upstairz getz all dekked owt. Takez her abowt a month teh get it awl outz an in playse.
ma moms has five xmas trees at xmas time. u could has yearound partees wif yer treez up: halloween tree, thnxgivin tree, valentimes tree, xmas in july tree.
and “lites poken me all ovar” made me laff laff laff my hed off.
my favrit approach to dis is wut folks do down souf…keep teh sucker up ’til March and redekkorate it as a Mardi Gras tree…an den a eester tree.
Course, if u gits a live tree, dat’s pooshin it…
Yeh, dey get a litl krispi.
yeppers, we used to habe an “all-year-round tree…. liddle artifishul one high enuff up dat da kitties cudn’t get to it, just change dekoraysuns as da seasuns changed…. dat afore da elektricals were so spensiff….
we dreems, sumtimes, ob being able to hab a reel tree someday (tho we rly wudn’t; not gonna kill one, not eben fur jeebus)–but we’d hab to eitfhur super-gloo da kits to da floor while it were up (yes, dat’s a JOKE), or mebbe hang it upside down frum da ceeling?
they make artificial trees to hang from the ceiling – I did that three years running in an office too small to have a standard tree, and it was actually pretty d*mn fabulous. just glue the branches in place w/ hot glue
i hasnt had christmas tre sins i furs got kittehs, cause i new dat it wud be a problem for dem-didnt want to taek da chance.
Okay, so I has dis neighbor (akshully several) and wun day dey wuz cleanin out teh house because wun of dem was movin’ on up…
But on teh rapidly-growing pile of teh garbahj on teh curb dere wuz an old Christmas tree.
Nao, dis tree had been at wun tiem a living plant (what we call “fresh-cut” trees up here). Teh thing dat was so amazin’ about it was that
a) it was still in teh stand
b) it still had all teh strings of lights on it
c) dere was not ONE SINGLE NEEDLE to be found on it. Srsly, I looked reel hard. It maed teh Charlie Brown tree look positively plush.
It was an old brown trunk with a bunch of very dry twigs sticking out, then bedraped with strings of lights. I wuz liek “Dood, srsly–WTF is with dis tree?”
Ebben better den dat–dood hadn’t lived dere dat long, which means dat he ackshully brought that tree wif him JUST LIEK DAT WHEN HE MOVED IN.
I is glad he gone nao.
wow. datz just scaree. mebbe it had senteementul valu.
awl i kin say is…WTFMF??????????
ROFLXMAS! My dokter’s offiss reelee DOES that! Tree up all yeer rown, decoratid akording to each seezun!! Iz kind uv gr8, akshualee.
Yeah, when mom’s hubby wuz still in miltaree, we leeve da tree in da spare room til he gotsed home so he cood have da xmas wiv us.
Tree from seeling is grayt for weerd peepul like us, mebbee save mennee treez frum weerd anymulls as well!
*nif* oh, dat r so sweeeet!
U mus not do varry much housewerk. Me neever. Dust stuff, only need to dust agin in a week. Pleh–Do Not Want.
Dey say hauswerk wont kilz u. I says, whai taek teh chanse? Dubl pleh–DO NOT WANT so DO NOT DO!
(Mny thx to Phyllis Diller fur dat sayin.)
i jus dnot du houswerk. liek u saed, jus has to b dun agin-wats da poynt?
(corse, i single n not much social life, sew i cans get by wit it)
Oooohhhh Kitteh……gotz to be keeping the KatNipz out of the mikrowavez oveen……..doz strngze things to the nipz……….
Wunz had tree, had Main Coon kitteh 2. He nock ovr tree, I say aha! I hook tree to roof, kitteh no can nock ovr. Wuz wrong. Kitteh brok tree in haf, I had top haf, kitteh had botm haf. No mor trees for me!
Kitteh gone noaw, neber forgotted tho.
axshully – Main Coon kitteh had me, and we not eben in Soviet Russia!
dat r a furry creative way to “share” ur tree wif ur kitteh!
hee hee hee. yeppers, dem mainely-clown cats, dey sum critters fur sure! course, dey big enuff to dekorate demownselves…..
When I wuz a lad, we had one of dose electrical “chirping burd” ornament thingys–looks liek an ornate silver ball, but when u plugs it in, it makes teh calls of teh songburds. Only was no songburd I ebber heared. Thing drove us teh bonkers.
Wun year we finally says “no moar” and gives to next door neighbor. Dey has kitteh, we did not.
Dere kitteh was part Calico, I’m guessing part Maine Coon ’cause of his size and floof, and part who-knows-whut. Not whut u wud call a small kitteh.
Apparently teh first tiem dey plugs it in, kitteh hears it and says “OMG! DO WANT RITE NAO!!” and is across teh room and up inside teh tree liek teh fuzzy rocket. Much mayhem ensues.
To dis day mah famblee tells dat story and laffs and laffs…
ROFLS!!!!! Serreeuslee, I lol’d!
Fuzzee rockit, much win!!!
Me 2, much lolling heer. TB r gud writer of exciting advencher storees!
Yes – fuzzy rocket! With huge fuzzy comet tail. We got dawg when Sabre kitteh was growed up. Sabre wud hide on top of firidgerator an wait for puppeh. !POUNCE!
Sabre kitteh layed in sunbeam wun day, went sleepies, nevah woke up. On back, waytin for skritchies, no pain. For years, dawg looked up at top ov frige wheneveh past it. Missed his kitteh. Now he gone too.
Currently pet-less and miserable.
I feel ur pane. Srsly. Mebbe sumday u go to teh animl sheltr an maek sumbuddy happeh? Dat whut I did. Cudn’t stand it aftr 6 munthz of no doggeh. Naow have veree weird doggeh dat wuz on last day (reely!) at sheltr. Nao he veree spoilt an happee reskyoo doggeh. Teh end. Kthxbai.
Sad, but whut a ways to go for teh kitteh–Warm tummeh, happi home and full life with loving famblee. Much nicer ending than so many get.
I hopes u kan get a pet soon. I spended most of my 20s wishing i cud get a doggeh, but wuz always renting. I got a doggeh 9 mos affer i botted my furst howse. Nao may life r compleet! Srsly.
Yeps, go too animl sheltr and lurves some kittehs waitin fore forevah homz. They lurve you back and it’s much win and awesome.
Sry about pets going over teh ranebo brig. They waitin for yoo, tho!
much tanx for kindwerds. will get kitteh or puppeh sumday. just cant rt naow.
Snicker!
What a pretty picture! Love the colours (and the kitteh, natch).
Go ‘way. I’z playin’ wif mah Lite Brite.
WIN!!
Talk abowt getting pokie-pokie wif the shiny tings…mai parentz still tawk abowt hao happee they never bot that fur there kidzes. Dey not apurrshiate my deprivashuns…
Poor bebbeh!! I botted my kidlets teh LiteBrite…and luved tu give dem as gifz tu mai daycare kidlets when they wuz old enuff…..I would STILL play wif one iffn I had wun!!
I buyed it for Li’l Lessizmoar when he was tiny boy. Now LL is ‘leben years old, but I still steps on pokey-ouchy Lite-Brite pieces from time to time on hardwood floor with bare foots in middle of the night. Kitteh takes ‘em and hides ‘em for boobytrappings, I suspecks.
Kittehs do boobytrappings. Ladee I usta werk wif, she sez her kitteh hidez thumtax in da shower!
Mah momma bawt me one as a growed up. I used tp tell her I wuz depwived as a chillun cuz i nevar gota lite brite.
Ha ha…I wunted wun wen I wuz leetle kid. Alwuz on a Christmuz liss, nebber gott. It gotz to da point dat I put it on dah liss jus cause liss wuzn’t compleet wiv out it on dere.
I gotted won wen I wuz sixteen an i plaid an plaid wiv it! LOL
Mr. BonzoGal maed a lampshayd wif Lite Brite pegs (u can bai dem seperately) an a big metal colander. It luked purty kewl. It’z in ower garidje naow.
I WANT!
Bonzoga: Srsly? I can has pikchur? Plz to post in lolfrenz Yahoo Group. Wuld totlee luf too see it!
oh, wow, soundz NEET! we see dem sumtimes, and consider getting one…. (but we gotz so much stuff around now……..)
I can has lolfrenz group?
Hey.. there’s a lolfrenz yahoo group?? why do I not know this? And can I please please come??
I found. has membership pendin. Wheeee!
Saysh: go to yahoo groups and go to “lolfrens.” Den clik on teh playss wher it sez ‘Wanna join?”
I hoep I has dis rite!!!
*saucer eyed*
A LAMPSHADE?!
Dat is teh awesoome! Picksures, plz!
U kin make a litebrite lamp, ya know!!!!
I had litebrite looong time ago…. made first purty pitcher on it, so purty I left it on……. booobooo! Liteblub made grid melt, no moar litebrite for me
Mite mayk da lamp sum day, need da purty pegs!
I “lectroquted meself wif lite-brite wen 5 yers old. Troo stori. Werd two teh wize, don plug-unplug-plug-unplug-plug to maek it bleenk. Bad idea. Skeered mi teechur somfin bad.
DIS? dis is full ov win and awesome.
pac-mantis.blogspot.com/2007/02/ch-check-it-out-so-here-it-is.html
Kitteh sez, “u makin Caturday Night Fever danse flor 4 me? Win!”
FTW
Ravecat would like more of your happy fun time candies plz.
Dooooooooode. Ser– seriusly. Like, take a hit of dis.
So, dat wai hiz eyez look kinda, I don know, unfokust?
I can has severance?
Just got laid off ….
I’s wil tock moar wiff u’s laturs!! Gots 2 cleen owt dessk an all dat jazz!
CBSB!!! I so sorry!! I hav e-hugz 4U!!!! *hugz*
Fanx LBJ! Dat hugz feel so gud! I hugs u rite bak! *hugz*
We heer for u hunny!
Hi Meno! I’s noe u r’s. Fanx!!
CBSB, if evr u doubtd ur LOfrenz’ luv 4 u … well, need I say moar?! Lotz of good, positiv energee comin ur way. Bettr job in ur futur. Now tak sum tyme to relax, an do teh reevalu8tin … iz blessin in de-skies! Lubs ya!
I’m so very sorry to hear that… best of luck to you. I hope things will work out well for you. Doors closing, windows opening, all that jazz.
(Hope time spend on ICHC didn’t contribute to this turn of events…)
fanx, elayne. I feel dose neu windoes opining!
Only gud fing bout jawh iz I’s can has b on ichc alll dai longe!
r u fur seeerius??? U spend 2 much tyme on ichc?????????????????
lolz. I noes, flartus! Wut dey fink I’s b in dere offiss fur? I’s b dere fur non-stop ichc frivvolitee! An wuz gettin’ teh paid!
No wai!!!! Oh CBSB, we are here for yu girl!!!!!!
Tanx, COL!! Mutch appreeceeatings ov dat! I’s can b feelins (an lubbings!) all da support!
OMG!! I be sendin u hugz!
Tanx, tallian! I b happilee takung dose hugz!!
Poor CBSB! Pleez to no we r thinkin uf u. It can be hugz time.
Fank u, kibby. Wens I’s b hadding mah blackberree, ur nayme — kibby kat — waz mah passwurd!
Oh baybee. i so sorree!
Tanx, ‘lissa! Dis cud tern owt 2 b berry berry gud fing!
So sorree!! Ben dere, done dat!! Much payne in hart for yu!! Go getz betur job now!!!
Fanx, Duffy! Al ur nyce messiges mayke teh hurt a lot less hurty!
CGSB!
Oh noes! I hopz this is short lived an u getz anudder werkz soon!
ack! supposed to be
CBSB not CGSB
Wen I tipe CBSB, mai fingurz want to tipe CBGB.
lolz. LUVED dat klub!!
Fanx, Allergic! I b havings 2 monffs ov severing-meh pai. I’s can has werking hard 2 fynd noffer jawb. But, thiss murning I’s play juss a littel!
so sorree to heer dat! much hugs to you-keep us infomred
I’s b will, 3rin. Tanx fur da hugz.
Oooh….Not even kittehspeek for this one.
Big hugs for you, luv — we’re all sending good thoughts toward you and your kittehs.
Keep us posted…and know we’re all here for you.
xxSunnshyne
Tanx so mutch fur beeing dere, Sunnshyne! Meens a lott 2 meh.
o nooooooooooes for real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So sorry to hear this
lolz, ronniecat. Yups, fur reel! Fanx.
So sorry to hear this! But you’ll get a MUCH better job than this one- it hasn’t been happy for you for a while now- keep us up to date!!! We’re here for you!!!
Hey BG! Fanx … u r rite. CBSB nawt ben happee fur longe tiem at jawb. Dis iz prolly vrey gud. An if’s I’s gets lonlee er scayred I gots mah ichc palz 2 plai wiff!
ohh, so sorry. you get somfin betteh soon!!! much hugs and good luck ‘burgers
awwwwww. sorry, CBSB. but, once you get over the shock, try to enjoy it as a little vacation, and before you know it, you’ll have a job that’s’ a gazillion times better! You got lots of support here with us!
if they ask for references, you got a bazillion of ‘em!!! Ha!
Hai Annie! Fanx for teh supporte!! An teh eye-deeah. I’s mite juss b hittin up sum ov mah lolfrens fur jawb refurrance. Luvs it!
Fank u, whiskers. I be vrey mutch enjoying dose tastee an nootrishus good luck burgerz u b sendung!
So sorry, CBSB. Happened to me in the Spring. You can has unemployment insurance?
Fanx, Snorgler. Yez!! I CAN HAS nonemployeded inshurance! I’s b applyinged 2 dai!
hey, ware you be? mebbe sumwun on ichc can haz a job opning?
OOOO! Dat iz gud idee. We can bee helpin eech ovver thru deh hard tymes?
I hope iz short-lived bad tymes, CBSB. Iz reelly too bad. I so sorree!
Hai, scarlet! Ur wishes r mosst appreeceeated. I feele mutch support an will goe owt an do ichc prowd wiff mah neu jahb wich I’s hoeps will haev teh cats.
CBSB, so sorry to hear it…remember, I is also a HR type persun in your same city…let me knows if you want me to keep an ears to teh ground, etc. Good luck!!
Yes, Lessiz! I’s can has b contackting u frew mah spass! Fanx!!
Wud nawt dat b purrfict, infamousqbert? Mah purrfict jawb wud b sumfin wear I b helping peepel, riting, an wiff cats sumwear in da mix! I b in Loss Angelis, in dah Holleeweird/Loss Feleez areea.
I am so sorry. My heart goes out to you. May better things come to you soon.
Thanx, D.R. I will b werking vrey harrd fur dose bettur fings!
oh, no, hunny! we not been on-site today til now; we sowwy! oh, oh (wringing paws)
GLOW GLOW GLOW dat tings werk out just da way dey sposed to, bery soon.
Dat b so kewt, THC! I’s can see u fretting an wringing ur littel paws!
Tanks fur ur werds ov ‘couragement!
CBSB Seriously, let us know where u iz, maybe someone here can hook you up! Best!
Fanx, Simon. I b in LA. Anee jawbs ware I can help peepels, rite an hang owt wiff cats wud b preefurred.
CBSB,,,SOoo sry to be heerin dis… Dat kind ah sstuf shud be outlawrd,,, Com and drar.. Dat may helpz a leetl,..
Tanx, P’ozPplMa! Dat dus help — alott!
omg – but dey nawt desurv u ennyway. mai da cheez b wid u in ur noo job serch!
lolz, sillyannz! U R RITE! Dey nawt desurv CBSB! I b findying a playss dat dus — an haves cats!
OH NOES!!!
CBSB!! Good luck with this…and try to thinkof it as a little break…you were so unhappy there anyway.
(Yeah, I know I don’t post much, but I feel I know you because I read you everyday)
And for real…where are you?? Maybe someone on here could help out!!
Think positive!
cbsb – layoffs beez da sukz. but for shor sumthin bettr iz in stoar 4 u, cuz u gotz so menny pozitiv vibes goin in ur direkshun frum ichc! we lubs u n boaf of ur butts.
*snorgles*
OMG!!!11!!! PONIES!!!111!!1
An so mutch luves!!! Tanx SO MUTCH ebbrey one!
I has lyf in Los Angelis — in teh Holleewud/Loss Feelez areea.
I muss prynt dis payge owt an haing on mah wal sew I’s kan see ferebber and ebber! Ur suppurt b givings meh da chylls! U guise meen sew mutch 2 meh.
(I’s feeles priddy gud bout fings reely — 400 peepels wuz laieded off 2dai an, u guise rite, I nawt ben happees dere fur longe tyme. I wud lubs 2 b yuusing u all fur reffurrences!! lolz!!)
I naw git moar ichc tyme durring teh dai!!! Moar tyme 2 play wiffs u’s!!
Layoff waaaaaaaaaay bedder dan fyred, at lees sum kinda munneez to make it fru da nex few weeks!
Hugz for you, CBSB, U hav da mad skillz an will fin bedder happee job, I KNOWS it!
Until den, enjoy summer! Take da subway to Norf Hollywood, den da Brain to catch da beach shuttle, is $1.50 each way to beach over Kanan-Dume! Cheap way to get to beach, and you can read a book while bus takes you! Iz much yay!
Or go to purty liberry, or ketch up on da knittin and sittin wif Ur kitten! Hugs bebe!!!!!
Awsum! Nevr seen so meny repliez. Yess! Theenk pozitif. All will be K. Hard part not gettn advans notis, is hao it sowndz? I gotz layoff notis in Aprul, office clozin in Septmbrr but we be veree happeh cuz be srlsy depressn job. Aneeway, don wurree, be happeh. Teh universe will provide a path.
Fanx, catservant! I gits 2 monffs severe-meh pai. But dey did mayke meh leeve teh billding pritty kwickly. No moar bank fur CBSB. Gladd 2 heer u gots owt ov deressn jahb. Lyf 2 short 2 b in badd jawb (if u can helps it).
Hai, B!! Dat b truu — lay off is bettur dan fyre.
Alsew, fank u fur teh grate shuttill 2 beech eye-deeah. I’s maeks a lyst ov al fings I’s can due wen I runs owt of jawb serch steem an won ov dose b “goe 2 beech!” Butt parkeng can b sutch a draag.
Nau I noe haev 2 worrees. 2dai is gettung lotz ov sittin wiff mah kittehs. Dat maeks meh so happee!!
Umm, U might want to have someone proofread your resume before you go interview. I don’t think that items liek “Dood, srsly, I is reely hard wurker” and “I has edjumacation” will be that beneficial in landing that new career…
Unless u are being interviewed by a cat.
“No wai–U gots teh edjumacation?”
“Wai–I got lotz. AND I has teh opposable thumbz!”
“Ur hired!”
“No wai. Wai.” Hee hee.
Dat bery funnee, Turkeyb! Mebee 2 liten tings up I due mah entier rezoomay in kitteh!! But juss fur phun, nawt fur reels.
Yay CBSB!! U r a very pawsitv tinker! I nose u will get teh rite job at teh rite time. An teh kittehs will all rejoice!
Tanks, vrey mutch, Jeanie (I noes ob a grate txeedo cat hoo naymed Jeanie!). Lub all dis positiv ernurgee. I snorgles bak at u!
Fanx, Saysh. Gladd u posteid. An fanx to dah burgerz an all my lolfrens I am being abull 2 stay fairlee posatibe!
Awwww. We luvs u CBSB.
U can has bettr job nao.
Tanks, Nika! I lubs u, 2!!11! I reelee beegining 2 fink dere juss mite b dat bettur jahb owt dere!!
Oh noes! Sorry, CBSB! Those basturds!!
Tanx, SarahD. LUBS teh wai u spelt “basturds!” Maek meh laff hard.
Oh noes! Gud luk wif finding new job.
Fank u, Suntan! I’s b appreeciatins al deh luk I’s can gets! Wil keap u al postied.
I can has cory arcangel’s ‘cat rave’?
http://www.teamgal.com/arcangel/works2.html
I HAS A GLO STIK
kewl – I’ve got the dust mask lined w/ vics, the pacifier and the bag full of candy – let’s do this !!!
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!
I sooooo don’t wanna know what all that stuff is for, nor how you know.
I do! Wass it for?
I is curious too, so I use internets to learn. Vaporub is to make xtacy high moar tastee. Pacifier is for clench-teeths-times, which can has. And candy… no need reason for candy! Do want!
it’s an early 80’s raver thing, from when E was still legal: ravers used to line dust masks w/ vicks vapor rub because it enhanced the high (same for drinking orange juice, it’s the C I think), pacifiers are for the teeth grinding side effects of impure E, glowsticks are fun on E for the trails and the candy was just because (really, candyravers made sense at the time, I swear) – look at old photos of the UK rave scene
Boy.
I missed ALL teh fun.
( … and sunnshyne? hunnie? that’s the best way to get me to tell you ;o)
LOL–I wunce saw a pic some guy had taken at rave. It was someone on teh E, and dey gots a little cornfused and bit dere glowstik thingy instead of teh pacifier. Dey had teh glowy green goo oozing all down dere fayce and front of dere shirtz. Much pleh.
it’s easier to do than you might think. I used to keep one of the little 1″ ones in my mouth for that laurie anderson effect (but w/o the mouthpiece you’re supposed to use to hold it there), and then one night… I swallowed it, and made a new pal of mine who had just moved to SD call posion control. turns out they’re non-toxic – we laughed about that one for years
LOL. And I bets u called all ur frends around to look when it came out…
“Check it out–it’s still glowing!!”
From whut I could tell (and from teh description the pic taker had written, this wuz one of those 4 or 5-inch glosticks–much bigger than what you swallowed. Much bigger mess, too.
Heh–squeezin out teh season?
dis acid makes phunny colors
CBSB-
Serusly? U serusly just got layd off? DO NOT WANT! I sorry.
Teughcats:
I fink meybee gud fing akshooallee. Butt nawt luking forwurd 2 jawb huntings an …. ugh …. intervus.
Intervus a lot liek dating. I bin on intervus reesently, an ai sitz in car an sike maiseff up with kewl moosik. Best song 4 intervu siking-up 4 me is “My Feet Can’t Fail Me Now” by The Dirty Dozen Brass Band. Is bery phun & upbeet.
We cross our paw 4 u!
Tanks, agin, BG. I b downloads dat soung 2dai!!
TechnoColor Cat Kool
mai god
is full of starz!!1!**!!
billyonz an billyonz uv starrz….
Kareful when layin on teh pritty brite lites – gotza be watchin owt 4 them little hot-spotz: smokin fur bein not so gud akshully.
this is beyond adorable. glad to see you’re taking flickr pics! i have a few up. -cough cough-
Mewy Christmas in July, pritteh kitteh
Woah d00dz! I r trippin harblz!
o hai, i hoap u liek wut i did wiv ur place wile u wer out
Shroom Cat Is Tripping Balls.
Hay iss onlee Jly, not Kismass yet.
But we selabratin’ anyways.
Let’s see…which one of these bulbs makes all the f&%^$*# lights blink?!?
Disko kitteh getten teh partee started
Oh, hai! I wud help u hang dees lights on teh tree, but…
(psst, Stend! Dat’s ur cue, dood!)
srsly, Stend. doan keepz us waitin. we iz holdin owr brefs til u sez it! hurry plz!
I dunno… kitty COULD use teeth for hanging lights…
curse my distaste for manual labor?
Dat wud be dental labor, no?
indentuled labor? is kitty indentuled servant?
… for a second, the whole kitty as indentured servant to do your furry bidding > pack of kitties as indentured servants > pack of kitties as flying monkeys to fufill your every demand sounded pretty appealing, but then I thought about what it would really be like:
ATTACK !!! MY KITTY MINIONS !!! ATTACK !!!
Mrrrowwwww… (flop. flop – flop – flop as kitty minions have naptime)
CURSE YOU KITTY MINIONS AND YOUR LACK OF WORK ETHIC
win, dr.cat
I can be Maynard G. Krebbs?
“Look Duke, da colurz, da colurz!!!”
“I’mmm colorblind, kid!”
LOL evey time!!
Pressent Tyme Kitteh
Lubs prettee lytz. Disappeerz
up insyde t3h Tree
Bendee Pisskettee
Hoaldz t3h pretty shynee lytz
Kitteh nom, nom, nomz
Pisskettee taystz awd
Wayrz t3h mayterz an garlick?
Kitteh klymz hyer
Beeg raowns theengeez shyn
Maykz pretty saowndz as pawz brush
Needz 2 getz cloasur
Jack.
Mmm, pisskettee.
Many yeers ago befoar we wuz teh marriaged, mai gf (nao mah wife) had 2 kittehs–a smallish stripy wun, and a larger gray floofy wun. Dey spend most of teh tiem down in teh basements of teh townhouse. Wun day they discoverred teh Christmas decorations and DO WANT! Their favorites wuz teh round wuns wrapped with silk threads.
Every wunce in a while you would go downstairs to do some laundry or something, and this little fuzzy red tribble-thing would come rolling out from under the stairs at u…
oooooh de kulurs de kulurs
(kitteh wakz up)
I r in hebn?
i wanna lite u all ova…an ova agen
Teh ownlee fing dat rly wureed meh was teh katnip. Tehr r nufing in teh wurld moar halplus and irusponzbl and deeprayvdved than a kitteh in teh depfs of a katnip binj, and ah nu we’d git in2 dat stuff priti soon.
If dat cat haz 2 domino dots on her back, she’s my ol’ kitty from Redlands, CA.
i love this! for some reason i say it in my mind with a sort of french/germain accent. anyone else?
every pet ive had, i felt like if they could speak they would have some sort of accent. i dont know why LoL maybe im a little weird but whenever i would speak for them i would use the appropriate accents.
Dis pic winz da interweb. Funniest lolcat. Evar.
o man.
the lites. they be everywhur. too many pillz?