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  1. Sarasnee says:

    I can has santuh beard?

    I still love this photo, one of my biggest favs over at the flickr group.

  2. Flartus says:

    Oh so much shiny devises!! Do want!!

  3. Sabriand says:

    Tree: 0
    Cat: 1

  4. Melissa says:

    Woah. Teh colorz. Moar ‘nip!
    Woah….

  5. Nika says:

    Teh colorz…teh colorz!
    Tayst da raynbow.

  6. Sunnshyne says:

    It be tinsel tyme naow? No srsly, dood, I needz tinsel.

    (don’t worree, Sunnshyne trowed away all da tinsel when she reelyzed dat Domino kitteh was eetin it. Domino kitteh not be sick frum da tinsel…winz.)

    • Sarasnee says:

      Manee a kitteh has been sick from tinsel tyme. Sparkly harbls tyme!

      • snippet says:

        Our kitteh nevar got sick from tinsel – but had silver racing stryps in da box! Festiv!

        • stendhalismo says:

          kitty so festive, is even pooping holiday spirit !!!

          “I’m in ur litterbox, squeezin out the sezun”

          • drtaru says:

            WIN

          • Tiki says:

            OMG ROFLWAFFLES!!1111!111ichi

            squeezin out teh sezun…..Full of win and tinsel!!!11!1!11

          • Mount says:

            So wrong.. but so right! +5chzb

          • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

            Stend, u nebber failz to bringz teh smilez. I wuz slowly morphin into teh Troll, and then reads about teh “squeezin of teh season”
            Is Troll repellant. Wunce again I genuflect in ur direction. I is not worthy.

            Srsly tho peeps, please to keeps teh tinsles away frum teh kittehs. Those of us longy-tiem reeders of teh ICHC remeber reading the stories other peeps has posted about bad do-not-want things happening to their fuzzy friends and teh large amounts of teh muneez they has to pay the nice vet-doctor peeps.

            • stendhalismo says:

              ( bows )

              … so remember that when I’m describing my continuing adventures as the personal flying monkey of an internationally fabulous porn star, this weekend ;o)

          • inadee says:

            hav not commented b4 but I hav 2 sai that iz the funyest comment everrr!1!

          • SarahD says:

            *iz ded frum laffing*

    • snowigo says:

      we hadz a Siameze name Mai Tai who lurved da tinsils…caught him wif piece bout inch long hanging out da mouf…pulled…was hole string! much PLEH

  7. Melissa says:

    In soviet russia, teh floor IS teh Xmas tree. Jus frow sum lites, and shinee bawls onn floor. done.

    • elayne says:

      Sounds like a plan to me.
      Nothing takes the holiday spirit out of me quicker than realizing that I’m spending hours and breaking my back on setting something up that’s going to have to come back down in less than a month anyway.

      Other option: Year-round Christmas tree. Use decorative screens to conceal during the off-season? Hmm…

      • Allergic2Kitties says:

        I haz a ant dat leeves wun of her treez up all year. It iz in dah bazement and she jus trows a sheet ovuh it if she haz a partee in dah summerztymez.

        BUT…she iz nutz abowt Christmas and her upstairz getz all dekked owt. Takez her abowt a month teh get it awl outz an in playse.

        • kbryna says:

          ma moms has five xmas trees at xmas time. u could has yearound partees wif yer treez up: halloween tree, thnxgivin tree, valentimes tree, xmas in july tree.

          and “lites poken me all ovar” made me laff laff laff my hed off.

          • Flartus says:

            my favrit approach to dis is wut folks do down souf…keep teh sucker up ’til March and redekkorate it as a Mardi Gras tree…an den a eester tree.

            Course, if u gits a live tree, dat’s pooshin it…

          • TenHouseCats says:

            yeppers, we used to habe an “all-year-round tree…. liddle artifishul one high enuff up dat da kitties cudn’t get to it, just change dekoraysuns as da seasuns changed…. dat afore da elektricals were so spensiff….

            we dreems, sumtimes, ob being able to hab a reel tree someday (tho we rly wudn’t; not gonna kill one, not eben fur jeebus)–but we’d hab to eitfhur super-gloo da kits to da floor while it were up (yes, dat’s a JOKE), or mebbe hang it upside down frum da ceeling?

            • stendhalismo says:

              they make artificial trees to hang from the ceiling – I did that three years running in an office too small to have a standard tree, and it was actually pretty d*mn fabulous. just glue the branches in place w/ hot glue

            • 3rin says:

              i hasnt had christmas tre sins i furs got kittehs, cause i new dat it wud be a problem for dem-didnt want to taek da chance.

      • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

        Okay, so I has dis neighbor (akshully several) and wun day dey wuz cleanin out teh house because wun of dem was movin’ on up…
        But on teh rapidly-growing pile of teh garbahj on teh curb dere wuz an old Christmas tree.
        Nao, dis tree had been at wun tiem a living plant (what we call “fresh-cut” trees up here). Teh thing dat was so amazin’ about it was that
        a) it was still in teh stand
        b) it still had all teh strings of lights on it
        c) dere was not ONE SINGLE NEEDLE to be found on it. Srsly, I looked reel hard. It maed teh Charlie Brown tree look positively plush.
        It was an old brown trunk with a bunch of very dry twigs sticking out, then bedraped with strings of lights. I wuz liek “Dood, srsly–WTF is with dis tree?”
        Ebben better den dat–dood hadn’t lived dere dat long, which means dat he ackshully brought that tree wif him JUST LIEK DAT WHEN HE MOVED IN.
        I is glad he gone nao.

      • Jeanie says:

        ROFLXMAS! My dokter’s offiss reelee DOES that! Tree up all yeer rown, decoratid akording to each seezun!! Iz kind uv gr8, akshualee.

      • B! says:

        Yeah, when mom’s hubby wuz still in miltaree, we leeve da tree in da spare room til he gotsed home so he cood have da xmas wiv us.

        Tree from seeling is grayt for weerd peepul like us, mebbee save mennee treez frum weerd anymulls as well!

      • doctorcat says:

        U mus not do varry much housewerk. Me neever. Dust stuff, only need to dust agin in a week. Pleh–Do Not Want.

        • catservant says:

          Dey say hauswerk wont kilz u. I says, whai taek teh chanse? Dubl pleh–DO NOT WANT so DO NOT DO!

          (Mny thx to Phyllis Diller fur dat sayin.)

        • 3rin says:

          i jus dnot du houswerk. liek u saed, jus has to b dun agin-wats da poynt?
          (corse, i single n not much social life, sew i cans get by wit it)

  8. Marc says:

    Oooohhhh Kitteh……gotz to be keeping the KatNipz out of the mikrowavez oveen……..doz strngze things to the nipz……….

  9. DMarie says:

    Wunz had tree, had Main Coon kitteh 2. He nock ovr tree, I say aha! I hook tree to roof, kitteh no can nock ovr. Wuz wrong. Kitteh brok tree in haf, I had top haf, kitteh had botm haf. No mor trees for me!

    Kitteh gone noaw, neber forgotted tho.

    • DMarie says:

      axshully – Main Coon kitteh had me, and we not eben in Soviet Russia!

    • tenhousecats says:

      hee hee hee. yeppers, dem mainely-clown cats, dey sum critters fur sure! course, dey big enuff to dekorate demownselves…..

    • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

      When I wuz a lad, we had one of dose electrical “chirping burd” ornament thingys–looks liek an ornate silver ball, but when u plugs it in, it makes teh calls of teh songburds. Only was no songburd I ebber heared. Thing drove us teh bonkers.
      Wun year we finally says “no moar” and gives to next door neighbor. Dey has kitteh, we did not.
      Dere kitteh was part Calico, I’m guessing part Maine Coon ’cause of his size and floof, and part who-knows-whut. Not whut u wud call a small kitteh.
      Apparently teh first tiem dey plugs it in, kitteh hears it and says “OMG! DO WANT RITE NAO!!” and is across teh room and up inside teh tree liek teh fuzzy rocket. Much mayhem ensues.
      To dis day mah famblee tells dat story and laffs and laffs…

      • B! says:

        ROFLS!!!!! Serreeuslee, I lol’d!

        Fuzzee rockit, much win!!!

      • DMarie says:

        Yes – fuzzy rocket! With huge fuzzy comet tail. We got dawg when Sabre kitteh was growed up. Sabre wud hide on top of firidgerator an wait for puppeh. !POUNCE!
        Sabre kitteh layed in sunbeam wun day, went sleepies, nevah woke up. On back, waytin for skritchies, no pain. For years, dawg looked up at top ov frige wheneveh past it. Missed his kitteh. Now he gone too.

        Currently pet-less and miserable.

        • catservant says:

          I feel ur pane. Srsly. Mebbe sumday u go to teh animl sheltr an maek sumbuddy happeh? Dat whut I did. Cudn’t stand it aftr 6 munthz of no doggeh. Naow have veree weird doggeh dat wuz on last day (reely!) at sheltr. Nao he veree spoilt an happee reskyoo doggeh. Teh end. Kthxbai.

        • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

          Sad, but whut a ways to go for teh kitteh–Warm tummeh, happi home and full life with loving famblee. Much nicer ending than so many get.

        • Flartus says:

          I hopes u kan get a pet soon. I spended most of my 20s wishing i cud get a doggeh, but wuz always renting. I got a doggeh 9 mos affer i botted my furst howse. Nao may life r compleet! Srsly.

        • SuntanMidori says:

          Yeps, go too animl sheltr and lurves some kittehs waitin fore forevah homz. They lurve you back and it’s much win and awesome.

          Sry about pets going over teh ranebo brig. They waitin for yoo, tho!

    • Angelwaits says:

      Snicker!

  10. terry g says:

    What a pretty picture! Love the colours (and the kitteh, natch).

  11. Lisa says:

    Go ‘way. I’z playin’ wif mah Lite Brite.

    • Flartus says:

      WIN!!

      Talk abowt getting pokie-pokie wif the shiny tings…mai parentz still tawk abowt hao happee they never bot that fur there kidzes. Dey not apurrshiate my deprivashuns… :-(

      • CrazyOldLady says:

        Poor bebbeh!! I botted my kidlets teh LiteBrite…and luved tu give dem as gifz tu mai daycare kidlets when they wuz old enuff…..I would STILL play wif one iffn I had wun!!

        • lessizmoar says:

          I buyed it for Li’l Lessizmoar when he was tiny boy. Now LL is ‘leben years old, but I still steps on pokey-ouchy Lite-Brite pieces from time to time on hardwood floor with bare foots in middle of the night. Kitteh takes ‘em and hides ‘em for boobytrappings, I suspecks.

        • Melissa says:

          Mah momma bawt me one as a growed up. I used tp tell her I wuz depwived as a chillun cuz i nevar gota lite brite.

        • B! says:

          U kin make a litebrite lamp, ya know!!!!

          I had litebrite looong time ago…. made first purty pitcher on it, so purty I left it on……. booobooo! Liteblub made grid melt, no moar litebrite for me :-( Mite mayk da lamp sum day, need da purty pegs!

      • Little Bird says:

        I “lectroquted meself wif lite-brite wen 5 yers old. Troo stori. Werd two teh wize, don plug-unplug-plug-unplug-plug to maek it bleenk. Bad idea. Skeered mi teechur somfin bad.

    • infamousqbert says:

      DIS? dis is full ov win and awesome.

      pac-mantis.blogspot.com/2007/02/ch-check-it-out-so-here-it-is.html

  12. Simon Nolan says:

    Kitteh sez, “u makin Caturday Night Fever danse flor 4 me? Win!”

  13. Erin says:

    Ravecat would like more of your happy fun time candies plz.

  14. snippet says:

    Dooooooooode. Ser– seriusly. Like, take a hit of dis.

  15. I can has severance?

    Just got laid off …. :(

    I’s wil tock moar wiff u’s laturs!! Gots 2 cleen owt dessk an all dat jazz!

  16. stendhalismo says:

    I can has cory arcangel’s ‘cat rave’?

    http://www.teamgal.com/arcangel/works2.html

    • LuvBJones says:

      I HAS A GLO STIK

      • stendhalismo says:

        kewl – I’ve got the dust mask lined w/ vics, the pacifier and the bag full of candy – let’s do this !!!

        • LuvBJones says:

          WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!

        • Sunnshyne says:

          I sooooo don’t wanna know what all that stuff is for, nor how you know.

          • snippet says:

            I do! Wass it for?

            • UmberGryphon says:

              I is curious too, so I use internets to learn. Vaporub is to make xtacy high moar tastee. Pacifier is for clench-teeths-times, which can has. And candy… no need reason for candy! Do want!

            • stendhalismo says:

              it’s an early 80’s raver thing, from when E was still legal: ravers used to line dust masks w/ vicks vapor rub because it enhanced the high (same for drinking orange juice, it’s the C I think), pacifiers are for the teeth grinding side effects of impure E, glowsticks are fun on E for the trails and the candy was just because (really, candyravers made sense at the time, I swear) – look at old photos of the UK rave scene

            • snippet says:

              Boy.

              I missed ALL teh fun.

          • stendhalismo says:

            ( … and sunnshyne? hunnie? that’s the best way to get me to tell you ;o)

        • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

          LOL–I wunce saw a pic some guy had taken at rave. It was someone on teh E, and dey gots a little cornfused and bit dere glowstik thingy instead of teh pacifier. Dey had teh glowy green goo oozing all down dere fayce and front of dere shirtz. Much pleh.

          • stendhalismo says:

            it’s easier to do than you might think. I used to keep one of the little 1″ ones in my mouth for that laurie anderson effect (but w/o the mouthpiece you’re supposed to use to hold it there), and then one night… I swallowed it, and made a new pal of mine who had just moved to SD call posion control. turns out they’re non-toxic – we laughed about that one for years

          • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

            LOL. And I bets u called all ur frends around to look when it came out…
            “Check it out–it’s still glowing!!”

            From whut I could tell (and from teh description the pic taker had written, this wuz one of those 4 or 5-inch glosticks–much bigger than what you swallowed. Much bigger mess, too.

  17. Catmandoo says:

    dis acid makes phunny colors

  18. Teughcats says:

    CBSB-

    Serusly? U serusly just got layd off? DO NOT WANT! I sorry.

  19. TechnoColor Cat Kool

  20. Maximus says:

    mai god

    is full of starz!!1!**!!

  21. Duffy says:

    Kareful when layin on teh pritty brite lites – gotza be watchin owt 4 them little hot-spotz: smokin fur bein not so gud akshully.

  22. Genevieve says:

    this is beyond adorable. glad to see you’re taking flickr pics! i have a few up. -cough cough-

  23. miss foots says:

    Mewy Christmas in July, pritteh kitteh

  24. swampy says:

    Woah d00dz! I r trippin harblz!

  25. trtskh says:

    o hai, i hoap u liek wut i did wiv ur place wile u wer out

  26. jackie says:

    Shroom Cat Is Tripping Balls.

  27. D.R. says:

    Hay iss onlee Jly, not Kismass yet.

    But we selabratin’ anyways.

    :D

  28. Maerlyn99 says:

    Let’s see…which one of these bulbs makes all the f&%^$*# lights blink?!?

  29. graceisgone says:

    Disko kitteh getten teh partee started

  30. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Oh, hai! I wud help u hang dees lights on teh tree, but…

    (psst, Stend! Dat’s ur cue, dood!)

    • Jeanie says:

      srsly, Stend. doan keepz us waitin. we iz holdin owr brefs til u sez it! hurry plz!

      • stendhalismo says:

        I dunno… kitty COULD use teeth for hanging lights…

        curse my distaste for manual labor?

        • doctorcat says:

          Dat wud be dental labor, no?

          • stendhalismo says:

            indentuled labor? is kitty indentuled servant?

            • stendhalismo says:

              … for a second, the whole kitty as indentured servant to do your furry bidding > pack of kitties as indentured servants > pack of kitties as flying monkeys to fufill your every demand sounded pretty appealing, but then I thought about what it would really be like:

              ATTACK !!! MY KITTY MINIONS !!! ATTACK !!!

              Mrrrowwwww… (flop. flop – flop – flop as kitty minions have naptime)

              CURSE YOU KITTY MINIONS AND YOUR LACK OF WORK ETHIC

          • trtskh says:

            win, dr.cat :)

        • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

          I can be Maynard G. Krebbs?

  31. B! says:

    “Look Duke, da colurz, da colurz!!!”

    “I’mmm colorblind, kid!”

    LOL evey time!!

  32. Jack Deth says:

    Pressent Tyme Kitteh
    Lubs prettee lytz. Disappeerz
    up insyde t3h Tree

    Bendee Pisskettee
    Hoaldz t3h pretty shynee lytz
    Kitteh nom, nom, nomz

    Pisskettee taystz awd
    Wayrz t3h mayterz an garlick?
    Kitteh klymz hyer

    Beeg raowns theengeez shyn
    Maykz pretty saowndz as pawz brush
    Needz 2 getz cloasur :-)

    Jack.

    • BonzoGal says:

      Mmm, pisskettee.

    • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

      Many yeers ago befoar we wuz teh marriaged, mai gf (nao mah wife) had 2 kittehs–a smallish stripy wun, and a larger gray floofy wun. Dey spend most of teh tiem down in teh basements of teh townhouse. Wun day they discoverred teh Christmas decorations and DO WANT! Their favorites wuz teh round wuns wrapped with silk threads.
      Every wunce in a while you would go downstairs to do some laundry or something, and this little fuzzy red tribble-thing would come rolling out from under the stairs at u…

  33. Howard says:

    oooooh de kulurs de kulurs

  34. mimoid says:

    (kitteh wakz up)
    I r in hebn?

  35. d says:

    i wanna lite u all ova…an ova agen

  36. The Crapture says:

    Teh ownlee fing dat rly wureed meh was teh katnip. Tehr r nufing in teh wurld moar halplus and irusponzbl and deeprayvdved than a kitteh in teh depfs of a katnip binj, and ah nu we’d git in2 dat stuff priti soon.

  37. tiki kitty says:

    If dat cat haz 2 domino dots on her back, she’s my ol’ kitty from Redlands, CA.

  38. nikiki says:

    i love this! for some reason i say it in my mind with a sort of french/germain accent. anyone else?
    every pet ive had, i felt like if they could speak they would have some sort of accent. i dont know why LoL maybe im a little weird but whenever i would speak for them i would use the appropriate accents.

  39. Jor says:

    Dis pic winz da interweb. Funniest lolcat. Evar.

  40. Amanda says:

    o man.

    the lites. they be everywhur. too many pillz?


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