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I r sirrusly doin’ sum loling rite now. LOLOLOLOL!!!!
sirrius kitteh looks liek mah hai skul algebraz teechur
“ai flunks u naow”
*shudder*
Zomg I wuz toly loling wen i saw serius cat and i keepz teh loling when i has red ur commentz. WTF’s? This ar teh funniest lolcat ive seen in munths.
dont fire me kitty!
I has a very serious cat 2 – he r white 2 onlee wit black tail/cap/saddle: he r my big piebald tom (an werent meh wut named he Sarah it silleh old not-forever-fambly b4 he came to liv wit meh when he almost gon ferrals). Sarah sit jus liek dis serious cat n he cant meows but chirrups n trills n he is teh lovely kitteh 4 bein serious cat yes
raise? want!
Bringz Me Cheezeburger ore phonebook getz it.
Please to also be bringing stapler.
All cat is misng is com-ovar and glassez. He’z got da gut and vakant stayre.
Mah staplerz. I beleeves u has it.
ftw, office space reference!!1!
and ah use to be ober by teh window, and ah could see teh squirrels, an dey were married
i takes my travelers chex to a compeetin rezort
That be mah staiplurh! It be teh Swinglinez! It naut jammz! DO WANT!
I is sowwy Serious Cato!
Never did I tink teh dokuments would be late!
Plz do not fire me Serious Cato….
I has da childrens.
I iz katching u reding teh Intarwebs duryngs wurk tymes. No Intarwebs unles u be reding ICHC. Dat iz oanly okai Intarwebs tu be reding at wurk.
Also, brings me a catnip coffy.
I wants dis boss.
Whew!!! Fur a minit der I thotted I wuz busted!
“oh yez, an i needz to bee fed shawtly, an den i iz gonna scratch yer frenz an a littl layter u gonna hafta scoop up mai poop. k?”
Wut iz it you would like to say to teh don?
Ur fired!
Don Kitteh, I gibs u much reespekt. I is in ur det, an will honor ur kitns an ur kitns’ kitns.
Don Kitteh is mos pleezd! Don Kitteh gib u 5 burgers!
Ai kiss ur flea collar, Don Kitteh.
An’ may their furst kitn be a macsulin kitn….
“juss wen kitten thinks it’s out,….”
No, you can’t has time off next week. Kthxbai.
Haz much Kat~titood
Hewminz dooeeng it all rong
Kitteh muss ficks dat
Kitteh needs suppliez
Printtur, Facks macheen adn a
Baygull wif sum Lawkx
Buks ar in t3h red
Need 2 dawonsyze. Surplus 4
Eckstra Cheezburgrz
Jack.
Wow, cat macro haiku, never thought I’d see that.
Lemmie be discussin yer raize nao, $2.43 an hour shud coverz dah catnips n squeekeh toyz n benefeetz eez 1 chzbrgr dailee, n nom nom 401ktxbai.
401ktxbai
LOLz.
I is Catnadian and I still got it.
(On ur channelz watchen your ‘merican tv ads.)
we r in ur tubez, corruptin teh Catnadianz.
Am teh Brit n I gots it an all. Tho meh (am teh Bunnytrumper) did liv 3 yrs in Flowider (wit no healf insurance not neither no) so when gets run out n no moar cheezburgers I go bk 2 Englerland 2 c teh free peoplevet. FLA Kthxbai
401ktxbai? halp plz, iz australian…
401k is retirement plan; u pay sum, boss pay sum. Wen u retire–401kthxbye!
Brillyant!
“401ktxbai”
Full uv teh win!
Uh oh, dat buk in teh botm uv teh pyle is ominus… Boss, is dat hint 4 me???
Iz won’t get off dah Harrie Potterz bukz ’til midnight on Caturday.
wah? cheezburgerz a dai fur life?
‘k U can haz the Harrie Potterz buk earlie
Bill O’Reilly cat says: They want to break down the white, Christian, male power structure, which you’re a part, and so am I, and they want to bring in millions of foreign nationals to basically break down the structure that we have.
conservative cat
is conservative
(and scary)
(Ackshually he lookz a little bit like lou dobbscat)
(Lou Dobbscat sees a Mexicat and hisses DO NOT WANT while vylintly chasing his tail and demanding to be taken srsly)
LOLZ!!!1!!
Hubby an I bof LOL’d so hard!!!! I cry, he snort, we laf moar!!!! Iz gud bellee workout!
white male conservative cat
wants to stay in power
She’s female.
and isn’t it just like the man, to pull a trick like that? ;o)
Beeurokrat Kitteh
Nemmisiss uv Offiss droanz
Roolz wif iron paw
Proaduckshun iz gud
Maykz graffee-fing go way up
U needz no tyme awff
Hewmin getz reeward
Getz 2 stroak Kitteh’s lush fur
Naow getz bakk 2 wurk!
Jack.
ur haikoo is accurit! kitteh is much lush. chest needz many smoo.
Oh hai, you din’t use the rite coverz on yer TPS reeport.
Yeah, for that comment, I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday…
kthxbai
U MEANZ CATURDAY??!?
Iz u valoos teh emplemoymint hear? Mus c imprumoovmint n teh cheezburger produktin bai nex revu!!
(I rlly wan 2 kuddle n smoo fluffy wite boss kitteh … wha say emplimoymee manuell abou interoffiss smoo?)
Dat b smoo-shual harrassmint.
but r ok if is consmooshual, no?
Depends: is squid-pro-smoo, or hostile smoo environmints?
Iz ok if kitteh not direck boss…. and concenshmooal
I haven’t had a shmoo able boss since I got out of militaree…..Cep mebbee in da anticking course …. cupple a shmooable teechers innit….
I bin notisn u be werkn laek doggeh. No is necesry, in fax, no is desirbl. Yu werk liek teh doggeh u maek all teh rest de kittehs luk bad, see? So, go an taeks teh kitteh nap for bout 8 hrs den u feel betr. Kthxbai.
i can has job there?
Iz laik gubment wrk. U du krosword fur 2 hrs, den has kofie brake, den de 2 hr lunch, den 1 hr to luk bizy 4 bossman, den taik 1 hr nap. Git payd lotz cuz iz all fer PR. Iz best wurk in world.
Why I pik law az kireer insted? WANT OLD JOBBIE BACK!!1!!
Dis is teh serioos matterz.
U did nawt see me eetin ‘nip teh over dayz.
Takes dis envelops an NEVAR to speek of agin.
kthkx. back to werks.
Capitalist fatcat wishes to corner cheezburger market. Starts by cornering u.
Dumbledore kitteh sez “I see wut ur doin there.”
I see wut u did thar. And I dun lyke it.
is just me, or has theez been getin awsumer and awesumer lately?
maybe cuz they is on voting system now? (ICHC Factory?)
Mine still sumwharz deep in de queue…
Um, I hates to be teh Troll, but I thinks it’s u. IMHO many of the submissions that come out of teh CBF lack a certain–dare I say–flavor, that the original submissions have. Not to say that they are all not funneh, but overall I have not lol’d with too many of teh recent posts.
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Take 2 catnips and try again in teh morning. Mebbe that will help?
Doan mek me come down dere.
here com de judge, here com de judge…
I iz Banker Cat. Mebbe I gives you loan. Mebbe not.
Bueler? Bueler?
Audit Cat wil ekzamin yur takses now.
Kitteh kinda looks liek he might have been much taller and happi, but has developed a slow leak…
Bizniss kitteh suffrin frum teh deflayshin?
Whip Inflation Now!
BossCat does not approve of ur viewings the ICHC on company tiem…
Dats y i werkz 10 horz a dai
i spendz 2 mutch tyme looking at ICHC and CO and daily kitten and……..
LOL
What you meen I has to werk Caterday?
I ARE SERIOUS CAT
THIS ARE SERIOUS MACRO
We are not amoosed.
And kindly speek into mah good ear, plz.
I yam great an powerful KittehGod A-cat-naten
Sacrific your cheezburgers to me
I ar srs lol’n rite now.
Srsly.
LOLcat not look serious
Seryus kitteh maybe nawt meen or madd kitteh–jus thotfl, k?
speekn as seryus thotfl kwyet hooman who iz tard uv baed spellin! ARRRGGGGGGGGGGGG
Don Gatto maeks u an offur u kant refyooz
Evree mployeh mus bee chekt fer fleez
An waer coller
Efektiv firss ov nex monf
Danks u fer u cooperashuns
I thot this sed “evree mployeh mus be chekt fer flavr.”
Talk abowt yer massive hrbls…
Duz kitteh hav 1 green eye and 1 blu eye? Or izit jus mai majnayshun? (Runnin ‘way wit me?)
No, I thnk ur rite.
Ennyway, dat 1 majestik kitteh. Haz much digniteh.
Peter…whuts happning. Yeah, Im gonna needz u 2 come in on Caturday…
I’s hear to raize intulectual level of dis site
nao plz has welcm wayne n wanda
Godfather Cat saw what you did there.
Godfather Cat sees everything.
judg judi kitteh sez:
Dey didnt hire me becawz i’s PRETTAH.
Dey hired me becawz i’s SMAHT!!!1!
This would have been funnier without the announcement that the cat is ’serious’. The expression says that, the captioner is beating a dead horse and zapping the funny out of it by stating the obvious. All it needs to say is
“Step into my office”.
THAT is funny.
i beez thinkin you iz not aware of LOL “i am serious [blank]. this is serious thread” meme. dat wat makes part of lolz.
Ah! Okay, still catching onto that stuff. I learned about the stapler meme and a few others, I guess this is another one of those.
Thank You
Catherine: Mah first name. I bleeve u has it.
Redundancy is a fairly large part of teh lolspeak funneh. A fairly regular style of capping a pic like this one would be simply to state
“Serious Cat…is serious.”
It is just that intentional stating of the obvious, and for that matter, repeating it that makes up a large percentage of the humor.
After all, frequently the point is to write what we feel a cat would be saying in a given pic, and let’s be blunt here–I think most of us would agree that cats generally don’t have brains (or at least common sense) in bukkitfulls. I’m not trying to put them down, but we are talking about a creature that finds the inside of shoes obsessively fascinating, will run back into a dangerous situation that it just had to be rescued from, and willfully eats moths and spiders. There are many people who would not consider those to be redeeming qualities in a pet. Then there are the rest of us.
Can I kwote u on dat?! I iz writin small lolspeak analazes on mah blog. Dis iz purrfickt.
I was gonna say that same thing. Lose the top caption and keep the bottom one.
lissen, we needz to tawkz. cheezburgrs iz down twennee purrcent. snorgles down firty. plehs on the ryz. u needz moar belleh rubz to rayz purrductivity?
“Plehs on teh rize?” I can has hairballz?
OMG… is Burl Ives kitteh!
Don kitty sez “Tony, show him to the back room.”
I make dem a offer dey cant refuse
o hai an welcum ebereewun to mai claz on how to bee ur oon bos! whut u lurn heer wil chanje ur laif – taik it frum mee, i didn’t becum teh FATCAT i iz now just frum eetin cheezburgrz.
“mai kolesterolz, let me show you them”
principal cat sas…detenshun
mai produckshun grahps, let me show u dem.
i are no sirius black. i are sirius white. lol!
Big Kitteh sez “We iz at war wiv Yoorazia, We iz awlwaze been being at war wiv Yoorazia”
ROFL at 1984 reference!
orwellian kitteh FTW!!
I can has dem tcf reportz now?
I think I’ve worked for this cat…
editr kitteh is dissin ur manusript
“Yeah, srsly. Ai thawt it woz gonna be mah big brake but akshully it reellee killd mah career. Sigourney woz fableeyus ta wurk wiv but ebber since den, ai walks onto a set for big lub scene, or sum ninja akshun, or moter sycul stunt. . . eeben juss a cameow. . . an ebrywun juss forgets wot we ment to be doin an haz flashbacks to wen i got melted at the end ov Ghostbusters. Iz trajik. . . . Heer i iz, wanting to be a clowd in the noo Simsons moofy, an awl thay see iz a big marshmellow guy. . Srsly. . Iz suxxorz.”
Oh noes! teh seryus kitteh finded out mai sekrit… i’s been serfin’ teh intertubes on compnee tiem. *i askeered*
3 syllabulz starting wiv A…
Hmm….. Avalanche?
YEZ. ok, Ur turn.
I foundz theez buks in ur desk. U eksplanez, yes?
Desu cat aproovs
OMG Is CatBert????
brng u purse.
coffey? t?
The *real* serious cat is *not* amused!
UR DOIN IT WRONG.
that is hallareus get more out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG SRS CAT IS A HETEROCHROMIAC!
Dun wanna step into office, mistur.
Ah skaerd.
Who saw this on Gens door in the latest episode of the IT CROWD (S03xE03) ?
Brilliant.. 8]
stonehenge: It’s Jen, not Gen.
Tonight’s IT Crowd episode (S3E3) showed this one! Screen capture: http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7328/snapshot20081205231442tq6.jpg
Awesome!
Saw it again in tonight’s episode.