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Ninja Smooches Kitteh – Strykes Aginn
babi monki wat so funni….haz cute…den…haz but tew..
wai win txh!1!
See…kittehs do suk bref frum baybeeze
yah, but this one’s about to pass it out the other end…
d’oh… dint meen to copee… we can has grate mindz?
is not copying, is expanding ;o)
i saw a video of a kitty in a garden that jumped on the face of a passing toddler and was trying to smother on america’s funniest home videos. not so funny if you ask me. good thing the parents were there. i found a similar video on youtube, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCviLcvQxCg, but it’s not the same video. in the video i’m thinking of, the kid was walking toward the camera, the cat wasn’t black, and smothering did happen.
And your point would be? Somehow the cat’s at fault? Why weren’t the kid’s parents keeping an eye on it? The answer is – we don’t know. The idea that the cat was “trying to smother” the kid is plain ridiculous, though. A cat might jump on a toddler, but it would try to bite, not smother it. Cats don’t smother their prey, except perhaps by accident.
Sharpey bes’ nvenshun eveh.
Iss probley on desk silly, eben li’l chilrens uzully not stoar Sharpey in dere per goodnis saykes.
*snif* Smelz like chezburger but i no c burgr rapr. Maibe she et teh girbr fud stuf insted. That gros. Giv real chezburger!!! I shar wif bad-manrd freidn behind me.
Pre-chewd brgr DO NOT WANT!1!!
Ohhhh mai!!!! Themz be sum purty cats.
STOP SMELLIN MAH BUTT!! Oh wayt….
*POOT*
KITTY BUTT
kitteh auto-defense sistem has been triggered…plz to step back from teh kitteh butt.
Haha.
Moostashe on baybee.
Permalyner.
Pyrat eye thingy.
5 O clawk shadoe
Meen eybrows
Ohh da possibilitees.
yes, but what have we forgotten?
anyone?
all together now:
CURSE MY LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS
Oh Stend….i luz yu….tank yu fur savin teh baby!
ah, but see, iz even funnier if teh kittehs yooz dere mowfs to drawr on teh behbeh.
Hahahahahaha. Win!!!
Yes- I alwise puts Teh Sharpie up mah butt. No you idgit, iz not dere, and ur noz in mah butt > DO NOT WANT !1! Kbai.
perfeck. soundz like screenplay dial-log.
LOLCATZ: TEH MOOVIE!
Oooooh I want tickit to LOLCATS! I can has presael?
Is mek goode animatid feelm tooo
an tink of teh moichandizing!!!
Lolcats teh flamefrower! (Kids luv dis wun)
spaceballz for da win. u iz mah hero.
Noez. Not there. Is in kitteh kave!
to da kitteh kave, robin!
o snap, baybeh. dat’s cold.
An et nyte, wyl u sleepz, teh kitteh trayne kumz tu vizit awl teh gud litel childrunz an c if dey haz a flayvr.
Win!
we haz a weener!
Taystes like chineese. kitteh trayne will be hungree gain in haff ower.
“where do u keep that gun, max?”
(sam & max reference for 10 pts)
Furget poyntz. Ten cheezburgerz!!!
(“Surfin’ the Highway” kan haz rerulees soown! Hoorey!!”)
OMG so much win…where to start?
To the sub-basement of solitude!
AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!! DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!
Now is not the time to mock the paranormal, little buddy!
I guess those candy-butt astronauts didn’t have the stones to try!
ever seen a chimp’s butt?…gruesome.
manatee, my manatee!
OMG WHAT are you talking about? WANT !!!
Sam & Max. Freelance Police. Available now, online. GET IT!
Also, ages of comics of them, prolly also gettable from Teh Onlinezorz.
Plz tu be buyin teh trayd uv teh komix wen TellTaleGames.com reprintz it sutaim laytur dis yeer. Sum uv mai best frendz maykz komix and komix kreeyatorz needz yr muneez fr eetin an fings.
But u iz free tu get the teluvishun sho frum teh onlienz untyl dey kan has legitimut relees.
She out; I get leftovers from face
Hmmmm, I fink she got sum cheez ovur heer in dis cornur…
brr “chekit – i iz dental hygeenist”
grr “Butt sheez asleep”
brr “then i duz cheek inspekshun”
grr “me do cheek inspekshun ass well”
brr “hmmm, sumwun haznt bin flossing”
grr “u got that ryte!”
Dentistry vewy much win!
grey kitteh iz chekin foar caviteez.
Liddle Prittee Wun
Zawnkd aowt affer yummee fud
Needz 2 hab fayce wosshed
Stellth Kammo Kittehz
Sneek up awn t3h beeg Hi-Chayr
Preepayr 4 Kawntackt
Furst wun Kitteh~Likk
Den anudder. Liddle Wun
iz nun t3h wyzer
Jack.
OMG!!
liddel kitteh hay-koos….
awesome.
Really cute but should have left out the bottom caption. It didn’t fit with the child in the photo.
kleerlee, yoo do not get deh majik uv teh lolcats. i meen, kleerlee.
babi monki wat so funni….haz cute…den…haz but tew..
wai win txh!1!
Oh, my. I do believe this is the finest photograph ever taken. The entire art form is downhill from here.
we can haz krayawnz?
I’m thinkin the same thing – it’s like some sort of twisted lol’cat lucky pierre situation
see, this is why ICHC has it all over something like cuteoverload – less cutesy, more funny. IMHO
Very cute!
HAY!! If I wanted to look at Susie’s Mom, I wouldve gone to that site! PLEH! I feels dirtee! I wanna look at lolcats not Pu**y!
who IS this Theresa Cahorshak ??? M – I’d think you’d be more amused !!!
Dementor kitteh suckz yur soulz
Expecto CATronum!
harry potter ftw!! omg canot WAIT for dis Caturday when Da Defly Hairballz comz out…
I iz gonna be wun of doze freekie ol peeps waitin in line til they goez on sale……damn, I gotta getta life! COM sez I be reely krazee to do it….I sez “How yu theenk I getz mai name, silly man!”
yoo iz not onlee crazee won! i haz bin at minyte releeses parteez fer da last 3 books! iz full of win and awesome!
i is parshull freek…i pre ordered, but i gonna wait ’til Caturday to go pick up mai buk.
Den u will not heer from me for 2 days (wud be 1 day, but I haz to share teh buk).
i pri-ordurd 2 but gonna b waytin on da frunt stepz 4 mr. delivryman. i wurnd mr. sillyannz, dont expect me 2 b goin nowherz til m dun readin. can hrdlee stand da suspenz…
mee too. finkin dis gonna be a real quiet caturday on teh boards.
Yah… I “hafta” go to Bev Hilton wif ma hubby, might not have da net acksess….. But will have pina colada at Trader Vic’s!!!!
iz ur hair perfekt?
Warren Zevon ftwtf!?
Da Defly Harblz… DO WANT!!!
purr-ee-ordrd too… cuz outsaid ov a kitty, a buk is hyuminz bestest frahnd, an insyde ov a kitty it b 2 drk 2 rid…
aw, dis were sposed tu go in teh Hairy Potter thred but got lost onitz wai
but nao it is heer! wos last kumint befoar… I r confyusd
befor i dun has dat idee…u rit..iz 2 drk lol11!
Oh my, wut purty kittehs! Deir fur such nice designs. *covets*
luvs the marble tabbies!
don have won tho
i has wun n he iz SO funnee. super-lolcat!
Is marbel tabbie or is bengal kitteh?
Toadallee classic tabbee!! Roscoe wuz gorjis tabbee… Blak an mahoganee wif copper aiez, so so purty, but whut a cat!!! Nickname Destructo Ray sometimez!
i’d go wif classic tabby, too–but i not sure bout da silber one….. dat cud be sumfin else entirelee…. bof gorjus, tho
No, Jiggleepuff kitteh! Doo not rite on da bebbeh! She didn’t meen to fallz asleeep wen u wuz singin…
CATT BUTT LIKE SHAMING DETECTED!!
LMMFAO! tht gray kitteh wil be gettin smaked reel soon! WAAP!
First kitteh: You wuz lookin at my butt! Butt-looker!
Grey Kitteh sez “keep still maaan, i can awlmost see her eye through yours…. whooooooooooaah!!!!!!!!
EEEWWWWW!!!!!1!
Oh noes! This is viewmaster pickshur has much DO NOT WANT!
like a kitty butt telescope !!! major pleh !!!
i dint fart, u just smellin her bref thru meh.
I dun unnerstand “Sharpie” ;-(
Is indelillillible markerpen. Foar drawing on facez. An fings.
Aaah c! I in astraylya so no idee. We do dat 2. An peeps run edz ov coyn on facez an gett anover 1 to do it buuut wif diffent coyn wif sharpie on edzs. Coyn drawz on facez ha ha ha
Is want…
Is in astraylya, so is can no get, but art techa is has!
Should get place nm frm hr…
Iz Americun brand of permanint blak ink pen, wif very wide tip! Makes big bold marks!
In Amerkun collidges, teh boiz drink til dey pass out. Firs one to pass out gets “shamed” by having face drawn all over wif markie pen, makeup, silly string… Den ‘frenz’ take pitcher an post on web!
Poor shamed one has to go to classes and/or work wif drawings on fayce! Usoollee hitker moostash, lil penises, words, all kinsa weerd!
I seen da reellee big sharpie pens in black, red and blue, leave 3/4″ wide mark!!!! Dey also hab finer pointses and moar collors for arteests!
How kin ennybuddy smart enuf to get into collidge be dat stoopid? Admishun standards mus be sinkin’ fast.
No, dey wuz stoopid in mah day, tu…”whoa, man, lookit all teh colors” remembur?
Sumtims I dink collij is for gettin all the stoopidnuss out of mostlee smart peeps.
yoo haz hit teh nayle on teh hed, duffy. we wuz all purty stoopid, so dey came up wif wunnerful program. dey herds all teh stoopids togedder fer a few yeerz, ‘n’ letz em run crazee until dey iz reddy to be let bak into teh “reel wurld”. mostlee, it wurks purty gud. kleerlee, dis bebeh needz a fyoo moar yeerz in teh sistum.
Hey, iz tradishun. We din’t start teh fyre.
LOL, i SED boiz!!!!
Aldo sum stoopy lil hos do it too….
o hai. sniffn maeks pattrns–see? pattrns on bebbeh 2!
bebbeh faentd frum maezmnt aet teh byooteefl kittehs!
Her hed asploded, so reskoo kitteh putted it bak togever.
Kitteh dokterz perfoarmz amerjensee surjree
o noes! soopr glooz on tehr noezez n buttz! all stuckted 2gevvr!
“Her bref smellz werse dan mah butt”
“Really? I will kompair…”
Now THATZ the rite kapshun!
“Of all teh gin joints in all teh townz in all teh world and she has to heyHeyHAY GIT UR NOZE OUTTA MAH BUTT!!”
casablanca revisited, ftw.
I’m sure Mr. Bogart would be spinning in his grave if he knew we turned one of the greatest roles of his career into a cat-butt joke…
“Louis, I fink dis iz da beginnin uv a bootiful lol-thred. Nao srsly, git ur noze outta mah butt.”
Catablanca?
rownd up teh yuzhuwul suspex
If u don get outa my butt, youz gonna reegrets it
mebbeh not todai, mebbeh not tomorra,
but 1 dai soon, and fur teh rest uv yer lives…
oh
em
gee
orkestral manooverz in th gark?
Brown Kitteh sez “look at me! I iz George Bush”
Gray Kitteh sez “look at me! I iz John Howard”
I r sad dat I ken ownlee givz you 5 burgrs…
{holding out dah bole} “Please, sir, may I have some more??”
George Bush be taken dah food outta dah bebbehz moufs…
Or mebbe grey kitteh wuz Tony BLair!
Bush kitteh needs surjuree to put window pane in tummy so brown noser can see owt!
rofl!!! ftw!!!
wud givez u eleventythree burgerz for dat, if dere was “eleventythree burgerz” button.
I thinkz dis is oversigt.
iz juss reeyashooring to know that iz nawt unknown that thay suxxorz. howebber obveeus it iz. Johnneez ownlee hope iz a bomm at APEC or kevin rudd stabbin a nun live on nashnul TV. i hope.
lolcat 1: yipyipyipyipyyipyip
lolcat 2: uh-huh, uh-huh…..
Sesame Street FTW!
Alyens wuz cyoot!
RAY DEE OH! RAY DEE OH!!
(god i loved them)
mmmmbook! mmmmbook!! yipyipyipyip!!!
I is waiting for tehm to say something like that!
Hey…dun stand bak thar. No teling wut may come out of that end when I’m done likkin’.
Nice momma’s-helper kittehs race to help momma kleen up teh bebbeh. Slowest kitteh gets teh odder end. pleh!
what kind of kittehs?
This one I know! This beautiful brown kitty is a Classic Tabby, you can tell from the “bullseye” on her side. This just describes her stripe pattern; it can show up on lots of different breeds of cats >^..^<
tahnx. they is teh prettiest kittehs!
I concur! Too many pretty!
Worst conga line EVER!
!!!!!d-da da da d-da da d-da da dawtf
Kitteh look lik buckit o choklit fuj swrl iz creem. WANT.
kitteh sez “i r not tastee or nootrishus!”
plz not to eet teh kittehs.
Kitteh is impersnatn mai fiancé. Him does that evry tiem him showrs.
Oops wrong firefox tab… XD
Oh gud. I wuz worriedz bout ur feeansay. Stickin face in kittehbutt every time one showers seemz like not maruj potenshul
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I thought the same thing!
But…(or butt)… my cats like to watch people shower so maybe that’s a thought for gettin a little kitteh revenge…
Ur feeansay stick his noze in a cat butt in front of a sleeping Asian child every time he taeks a shower?
Man, I’ve read about some pretty obscure fetishes before, but Great Googly Moogly!!1!
Sowwy Did not LOL.
Brown kitteh: “Ah thinks she did not finish. I cleans her up nom nom nom…”
Gray kitteh: “HELLOOO…Lo…lo…lo…ECHOOOO…Echo…echo…echo…”
(sorry if this posts twice. Teh Intarwebz be eatin’ mah posts again)
Is this relevant to their interests?
Gray Kitteh sez “man you got a big ass. . . man you got a big ass”
Orinj kitteh sez “shoor, but y u sez it twice?”
Gray kitteh sez “i didn’t!!”
*boom!!*boom!!*pleh*
Cats r cool!
wat woud lok better, a gote or mushash or glasses… i no all them! Ö ♥
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