oh hai

pass me teh towel?
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I can has photoshopped cat piktur?
did NOT relaiz dat til joo poynt’d it owt.
good aiz!
What dis nob do?
OH! DO NOT WANT!
I’s calls dat a WIN!!
ummm… dis not what it looks lik.
or
is it lather, rince, repet? or lik, nibble, lik, repet?
is it lather, rince, repet? or lik, nibble, lik, repet?
dunt fergit pull on ur claw sheaths reel hard wif ur teef and gross out ur humanz. most important part of groomen ritchual.
Yeah, kitteh teef az claw tuthpick…*shudder* - dassnastee.
PLEH!!!
Akshully I thinks it’s “nom, nom, nom”
Wayt! Wayt rite dere. Telle meh wut u fink ov mah neu coler furr!
U did dat urself? Looks vary profeshunul. U did my hayr neckst?
HEY, WHO FLUSHED???
Dis such a WIN 2!
We b full ov win on dis won!
On dat note:
DOAN TOUCH TEH BLADY WATR TIL I’S OUT!!!
um, i does not unnerstand. wut’s “blady watr”?
erm, hoominz wuold sai “bloody water”…
I DO NAWT HAS TEH DAWG IN HEAR!
I DUN NOE WUT DAT HOWLING IZ!
Win!!1!
That looks photoshopped to me.
and if it is?
Yes, the text was most likely Photoshopped in. Text in the wild is very difficult to photograph.
LOLZ!!!
sharktattoo raises inneresten point tho.
i preferz my lolcat photos to be natcheral - gr8 cat moments cot frozen in time.
i has no strong objecshuns to photoshopt lolcatz. but on udder paw, izn’t beauti of lolcatz taken natchural momentz and applyin’ wat cat might be sayin’ to them?
if peeples photoshopz whole conseptz, does that make the rezultz less lolable?
discuss amungst yerselvs.
I don’t get it - is the shower curtain not real?
;o)
No, Stend…..teh toilet wuz addid
i tinks dat shampoo isunt reel, needer.
OMG!!1!
summ1 photostopded a baffrum aroun teh kitteh!!
preferz my lolcat photos to be natcheral - gr8 cat moments cot frozen in tim
Mee 2. r Yess mE 2 also.
izn’t beauti of lolcatz taken natchural momentz and applyin’ wat cat might be sayin’ to them?
if peeples photoshopz whole conseptz, does that make the rezultz less lolable?
Iz 4 me less lolbl. Don’t leiks tink dat am admirin fake… ennyting. Cept maybe mah hare kolr!
I caught an E one time. Damn near scratched my eyes out. I think it belonged to an EAT. I saw the A and the T off in the distance.
nnooo, no, musta been TEA is teh boona fide drink o teh kittehs.
I had a P once, but then i C a B an we hav sum T wiv U an ur X but den Fonzee walks in and sez AAAAAAAA, so B sez ‘go to L’ an Fonz goes ‘K’ an den we noo he woz illitrut. the N.
Sill E.
Y?……… O….
this ansr looks lyke an eer chasin a snayl.
I wunce tried to stop a rampaging LOL. Unfortunately I wuz enjoying a tsty bevrg at teh tiem and it shot out my nose…
Wif much praktiss, U can hit dem wif a streem of soda!!! Iz fun!
Completely photoshopped. There used to be a sink there instead of a toilet.
an thee kat iz a skwirl, . . . . an thee kurtin iz an impeereyal walker.
but iz cleverlee dun, altho iz moar eezee to turn sink into toilet than toilet into sink
The cat is obviously stuffed.
Iz gettin mah hayr did!
Affer we gets all beooteeful, we kan goe owt an flurt wiff Toms!
Reddy, ‘lissa?
Yeah baybee!
Count me inz. Gurlz nite! W00T!1
i has rubr duckye.
And wud u pleeeeeeze to be pikin up ur dirtee pannys behind da terlit?
Dat’s just naystee.
i can haz pryvassie pleez?
I gotz mine dun last Caturday, but it turned owt 2 b a hair-don’t.
Dedicated to Stend:
SHAVE MAH WUT?????
( … guaranteed to make any cat owner feel like a p0rnstar )
…ai hope brazilian kitteh iz nawt taykin a golden shower…sting-y in a non-Live-Earth wai…
ew!
“Eeeeeek, doan’t luk at me, ai’s NEKKID!!! Oh wayt, ai’s alwaz nekkid… nebbermine.”
or…
“Bum looker!”
WIN!!1!
in teh wrds of “get fuzzy”
satchel: but this is bathroom naked! all i’m asking is to have my privacy respected…
bucky: hey sweetcheeks!
Get fuzzy!! teh win!
SNL ref FTW!!1!
Cheeky munkeea >;P
Caint I never has no privaceez?
Stupid hooman - I tole you, I be out when I finish!!!
Plz to stop skrachin at de doar!!1!
we all reddy bakstage.. now wher da audiense? how hard can be to sell one tikket??
iz lyke J Lo at a purrsonalitee padgent.
I’z soooo wishun I culd un-see dat.
EITHER THE SHOWER CURTAIN GOES, OR I DO
( actooly - kinda like it, vector art FTW )
shower curtain drives Oscar Wilde ftw
buh-dum CHING!
A kitteh who usually is purty
went out to play an got durty
It took her an hower
to get in the shower
an she didn’t get out til six thurty
That is so cute!!! ;0)
lolimricks!