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oh hai

oh hai / pass me teh towel?

pass me teh towel?

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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HappyFunBall

I can has photoshopped cat piktur?

ehmulee

did NOT relaiz dat til joo poynt’d it owt.

good aiz!

 
 
 
whiskers

ummm… dis not what it looks lik.

or

is it lather, rince, repet? or lik, nibble, lik, repet?

ronniecat

is it lather, rince, repet? or lik, nibble, lik, repet?

dunt fergit pull on ur claw sheaths reel hard wif ur teef and gross out ur humanz. most important part of groomen ritchual.

MassCara

Yeah, kitteh teef az claw tuthpick…*shudder* - dassnastee.

PLEH!!!

 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

Akshully I thinks it’s “nom, nom, nom”

 
 
catt butt squirrel butt

Wayt! Wayt rite dere. Telle meh wut u fink ov mah neu coler furr!

Melissa

U did dat urself? Looks vary profeshunul. U did my hayr neckst?

 
 
Osteogal

HEY, WHO FLUSHED???

catt butt squirrel butt

Dis such a WIN 2!

We b full ov win on dis won!

 
mimoid

On dat note:
DOAN TOUCH TEH BLADY WATR TIL I’S OUT!!!

infamousqbert

um, i does not unnerstand. wut’s “blady watr”?

mimoid

erm, hoominz wuold sai “bloody water”…

 
 
 
 
 
Sharktattoo

That looks photoshopped to me.

 
Seward

Yes, the text was most likely Photoshopped in. Text in the wild is very difficult to photograph.

ronniecat

LOLZ!!!

sharktattoo raises inneresten point tho.
i preferz my lolcat photos to be natcheral - gr8 cat moments cot frozen in time.

i has no strong objecshuns to photoshopt lolcatz. but on udder paw, izn’t beauti of lolcatz taken natchural momentz and applyin’ wat cat might be sayin’ to them?

if peeples photoshopz whole conseptz, does that make the rezultz less lolable?

discuss amungst yerselvs.

stendhalismo

I don’t get it - is the shower curtain not real?

;o)

CrazyOldLady

No, Stend…..teh toilet wuz addid

infamousqbert

i tinks dat shampoo isunt reel, needer.

 
 
 
snafutti

OMG!!1!

summ1 photostopded a baffrum aroun teh kitteh!!

 
angelwaits

preferz my lolcat photos to be natcheral - gr8 cat moments cot frozen in tim

Mee 2. r Yess mE 2 also.

izn’t beauti of lolcatz taken natchural momentz and applyin’ wat cat might be sayin’ to them?

if peeples photoshopz whole conseptz, does that make the rezultz less lolable?

Iz 4 me less lolbl. Don’t leiks tink dat am admirin fake… ennyting. Cept maybe mah hare kolr!

 
 
Melissa

I caught an E one time. Damn near scratched my eyes out. I think it belonged to an EAT. I saw the A and the T off in the distance.

whiskers

nnooo, no, musta been TEA is teh boona fide drink o teh kittehs.

typingisnotactivism

I had a P once, but then i C a B an we hav sum T wiv U an ur X but den Fonzee walks in and sez AAAAAAAA, so B sez ‘go to L’ an Fonz goes ‘K’ an den we noo he woz illitrut. the N.

 
typingisnotactivism

Y?……… O….
this ansr looks lyke an eer chasin a snayl.

 
 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

I wunce tried to stop a rampaging LOL. Unfortunately I wuz enjoying a tsty bevrg at teh tiem and it shot out my nose…

B!

Wif much praktiss, U can hit dem wif a streem of soda!!! Iz fun!

 
 
 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

Completely photoshopped. There used to be a sink there instead of a toilet.

typingisnotactivism

an thee kat iz a skwirl, . . . . an thee kurtin iz an impeereyal walker.

typingisnotactivism

but iz cleverlee dun, altho iz moar eezee to turn sink into toilet than toilet into sink

 
 
 
ScotchAndMoreScotch

The cat is obviously stuffed.

 
 
Melissa

Iz gettin mah hayr did!

catt butt squirrel butt

Affer we gets all beooteeful, we kan goe owt an flurt wiff Toms!

Reddy, ‘lissa?

 
 
 
 
Melissa

And wud u pleeeeeeze to be pikin up ur dirtee pannys behind da terlit?

Dat’s just naystee.

 
bev

i can haz pryvassie pleez?

 
BonzoGal

I gotz mine dun last Caturday, but it turned owt 2 b a hair-don’t.

 
stendhalismo

( … guaranteed to make any cat owner feel like a p0rnstar )

typingisnotactivism

…ai hope brazilian kitteh iz nawt taykin a golden shower…sting-y in a non-Live-Earth wai…

 
 
 
 
BonzoGal

“Eeeeeek, doan’t luk at me, ai’s NEKKID!!! Oh wayt, ai’s alwaz nekkid… nebbermine.”

or…

“Bum looker!”

 
whiskers

in teh wrds of “get fuzzy”

satchel: but this is bathroom naked! all i’m asking is to have my privacy respected…

bucky: hey sweetcheeks!

snafutti

Get fuzzy!! teh win!

 
 
 
 
 
IrishUp

Caint I never has no privaceez?
Stupid hooman - I tole you, I be out when I finish!!!
Plz to stop skrachin at de doar!!1!

 
cmerry

we all reddy bakstage.. now wher da audiense? how hard can be to sell one tikket??

typingisnotactivism

iz lyke J Lo at a purrsonalitee padgent.

 
 
Jay-G

I’z soooo wishun I culd un-see dat.

 
stendhalismo

EITHER THE SHOWER CURTAIN GOES, OR I DO

( actooly - kinda like it, vector art FTW )

doctorcat

shower curtain drives Oscar Wilde ftw

infamousqbert

buh-dum CHING!

 
 
 
miss foots

A kitteh who usually is purty
went out to play an got durty
It took her an hower
to get in the shower
an she didn’t get out til six thurty