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I is workin what u want?

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  1. Bannoch says:

    I make five millyun dis yeer wurkin frum home!

  2. Marc says:

    Iz putting paws to paper……writing great Caturday novel………Old Cat and The Nap……….

    • miss foots says:

      The Cat cher in the Rye

      The House of Seven Kittehs

      The Caterbury Tales

      Hairy Potter and the Sorcerer’s Bukkit

      My Darling, My Cheezburger
      and

      obviously

      Cat’s Cradle

  3. scarletkitty says:

    I wuz lukin at ICHC. Wuz so funnee that I spitted kibblz on yr skreen. sorree.

  4. mystique says:

    Oh hai, daownlowdin sum free moosic…hope u not mind ah clozed yer game…save wot?

  5. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Oh Hai! I formatted ur hard drive for u.

  6. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    “I wuz likking and likking and likking and I likked it all over, but I can’t finds any of dese ’screen flavorz’ dat I heerz u talkin’ about…”

  7. Bizkitmama says:

    I can has webtrendz? ichc on teh time and huffpo the same week.

  8. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    “Whut does ‘permabanned’ meen? Cuz dat whut some Mod-thingy says dey wuz gonna do to u. Whut, I wuz just chattin…”

  9. Duffy says:

    Go ask yer muther.

  10. phel says:

    dis da funniest one outta submishes?

  11. BonzoGal says:

    Ai rearranjed ur portfolyo. It was teh suk. U has 2 menny bondz. U nevah gonna retyre, stoopy!

  12. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Oh, Hai. I beat ur high score in “minesweeper”

  13. chocochu says:

    o hai, i wuz juz lukin at sum pr0n.

    Wut? y u so mad?

    Pr0n juz’ delishuz shrimpz.

    • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

      Den we can go on ite bykes race aginst teh evil compooter guy. ope. no wate. that Tr0n.

    • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

      Den we can go on ite bykes race aginst teh evil compooter guy. ope. no wate. that Tr0n.

  14. miss foots says:

    I’m uploading yer nekkid pichur on the silly lookin hoomin’s Web site. getcha back for humilatin me

  15. D.R. says:

    i sav dis an i dleete dis an i moov dis ober heer an i post dis an i chat heer an i reed nooze heer an i cheks u e-mayl thaer an i plays a lots mah zhong an i gets pikshers frum foren noozepaper an i reformabatized ur X-el worksheetz an i fomatid all de dokumintz u gots in e-mayl an i dleetid sa’more tachments cuz dey probley aleegul, dat okey, can has fresh water? thxiluvu. :D

    • BonzoGal says:

      U gotz a hole bunch uv emalez wid attachmintz abowt “lengthening” sumting, so I opined all teh attachmintz 4 u. Den sum Norton fing sed sumting abowt “Kwaranteen Trojinz?” an I membered dat u liekd dat Gladyatur moovy, so I sed “No! Do not want!”

      So ur welkum 4 all teh kewl Trojinz.

  16. Jack Deth says:

    Paws tap klickee keez
    whyle Hewminz away. Kitten
    watchin nawttee pr0n

    Kitteh sheddz awn Roab
    Windo showz much Hawt pitchurz
    Teknawllujee RAWKZ

    Iz muss be Gye theeng
    Haz t3h Beeg Wun’s Kreddit Kard
    Runnin’ up a tab :-)

    Jack.

    • miss foots says:

      notty notty hiku

      A kitteh got on the computors
      He wanted som internet tutors
      then erly one morn
      he axessed som porn
      then ran out an had lunch at hootrs

  17. KickahaOta says:

    Kitteh: “Laptop? Pleh.
    Is not warm like monihtur.
    And it haz no mouse.”

  18. Oh hai, I helpeded a diggnatary in anoffer kuntree. Hims cudn’t gets 2 hims monees so I’s frunted him $10,000 frum ur sayvings ccount an wen hims pays us bak, hims gibes us an xtree $1000. Ez monees.

    Wut b fishing?

    • BonzoGal says:

      ROFL! I got 1 uv dese reekwests reesently. I responded as a stoopy rich persun. I wunder how long I can string dis owt…

      • CrazyOldLady says:

        Oh wow…I dinna think bout doin dat….we getz two or three a week on r fax heer at wurk….that might be just the kind of evil fun I be lookin for! Thx fur teh suggesshun!

      • DMarie says:

        I feel very old – the first rquest I got decades ago as a bookkeeper was handwritten in a handmade envelope, and incredibly spelled. The medium has changed, but the spelling remains the same. I apologize for bookkeeper spelling and grammar, but I am at work and can’t get in correct mindframe to translate.

      • B! says:

        ZOMG!! baytin da phishrz iz da fun!!! I can haz 419 eater?

    • Jasper says:

      Now deyse sayin if u pay them teh muneez dey gives u a puppee. Say it wif meez-DO NOT WANT!1!!!

  19. CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED!!

  20. Menopaws says:

    Wot u gawking at? U look at me lik i jus gru whiskrs, or sumthin …

  21. Flartus says:

    wile ur up, cud u get me a mochat latte? kthx

  22. Danny Boy says:

    Oh hai kitteh, do we has sumz for xtra cheezburger dis munf?

  23. Noobalox says:

    oh hai, I just vendered all ur epix, hope u dont mind!

  24. Tiffany says:

    OMG! I made this my desktop background, because this is usually what I look like in our house (on the laptop ALL the time (studying for the Bar Exam)), but then I noticed, THAT’S MY COUCH! My husband and I have that exact same couch….same stitching and everything. WEIRD

  25. Melissa says:

    Yeah. U workin. U workin reeeeeeel hard. Wehn u gots up ta go pottie.. i seen wot u been workin so hard at/

    U lookin at teh PR0n1!!!!!

  26. chocochu says:

    I’m in your computer, proving I don’t type or talk like they imply we do on icanhascheezburger.

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      Hey…..yu mus be teh doggie! Or mebbe teh hamshmer! Kwit messin wit the puter, silly critterz……teh huminz gonna kach yu!! Dey alreddie noez we uz dis fingy whin dere not lukin!!

      • chocochu says:

        u cotz me. I’z not kitteh. Kittehs iz smrt but talk lyk dis becuz is so cyute – gives hyumins false sense of security.

  27. lynette says:

    omg dis iz so funnee! iz role-reversal! gotta luv it! :o )

  28. Genevieve says:

    hahaha aw i should cap the pictures of my cat chillin out with my computer. he’s larger than it so it’s hilarious all on its own. :D

  29. B! says:

    PEBKAT! is no problem, ackshoollee!!

  30. Allergic2Kitties says:

    I iz werkin.
    Werkin on a nap!
    puter jess heer tah keepz meh warmz

  31. mystique says:

    oh hai i changd all yer passwerdz, cannea bee two carefulz…

  32. babz says:

    i am in a battle ground, if i get distracted , people will die
    sheesh

  33. LOLDemon says:

    Wurk frum hoem cat sez “I kan has saibur komyoot?”

  34. AppleKitttehPipeBand says:

    Oh you’re back…
    Nu u can hab ur seat back.
    You gots up!

  35. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Oh, Hai! I ben bizzy. U nao gonna get lotz of free clothes frum teh Gap, free tripz to teh Disney Wurld, sum gui named Bilg Ates is gunna send u teh 5000 munneys, and u is helping sum poar gurl in Englund get her diabeetus treetmentz.
    Also, sum dood in Ny-geeeria needed some munneys, so I gives him ur credit-card number–is okay, he gunna pays us back and den some.
    I also forwarded this “diary.doc” thingy I always seein u workin on to somewun in ur addressz buk–who is dis “global” hoomin and why I nebber meets dem?
    Oh, and somewun sent u message says “i lurves u” so I opens it to say “I lurves u bak” and nao ur ‘pooter is maeking funneh wonky soundz…

  36. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Oh, hai, I has qwestion,
    U knows that wonkey-eye stoopy-hoe Paruss hoomin you always biatching ’bout? If she bugz u so much whai u have all deez pixurs of her nekkid on heer?

    I can has gushyfud nao?

  37. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Greetings to you. While your computer was booted up I took the opportunity to visit that “Icanhascheezburger” web site you are alway droning on and on about incessantly, and I must say that I found the humor to be quite pedestrian and urbane. Lacking, in fact. I felt compelled to display my contempt by voting every photograph and post a “1 cheezburger” rating. I wish you would find better use of your time, like making me an elaborate dinner.

    (I hopes this doesn’t post twice. I maded a post, but teh interwebz eated it)

  38. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    Frienz rekwest add? Denyde!

  39. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Hello fellow hoomins, Turkeyburger (no relation) here. I am beginning to suspect some kind of conspiracy here. As you will note I have made several posts on this thread prior to this one. Although I did not find this specific photo or cap to have much of teh funneh, something about the subject material inspired me. Go figure. Life is liek that sometimes.
    What I am wondering about is that I have also now made no less than 3 attempts at an additional post, none of which has shown up. At first I suspected the ICHC time-warp thingy that happens occasionally, and they would show up later today. But subsequent posts I made have shown up immediately. What is so strange about this?
    NONE OF THE MISSING POSTS WERE IN LOLSPEAK
    In fact, they were in the seldom-heard secret language of teh kittehs–the educated and grammatically correct “anti-lolspeak”.
    I smell a conspiracy. Or maybe that’s just me…it is rather humid here. I suspect teh kittehs are behind this somehow.
    Kthxbai

    • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

      Okay, nao I sees that wun of them came thru. This is most strange…

      • CrazyOldLady says:

        sumtimez they takez a littl wile, TB…..pashunsz, pleez!

        • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

          Jus’ kinda strange that some would go through right away, but the others would not. I gess I has teh payshunz of teh kitteh…

  40. mimoid says:

    oh hai
    I removd ur windoors an instuld leen-ooks
    ur pooter iz saif nao
    wot u meen DO NOT WANT? u’ll git oozd 2 it
    nao, I can has blak-an-wayt birdy ting? nom nom nom
    kthxbai

  41. mystique says:

    oh hai i updaded yer eharmonee prophile…joo is nao 5 footz ate, n 120 pounz n be earned $250K a yr…u prolly get more daits nao, no need to fank me.

  42. stehomicide says:

    haha I love this one.

  43. Ithacan says:

    Oh, hai thear. whut r with theez lolcats? I duzn’t get it.

  44. Courtney says:

    LMAO schweet

  45. Sora says:

    ROTFL XD

  46. Cosman246 says:

    ROTFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD! This reminds me of someone I know!

  47. Sara says:

    lmao, thats just like my dad


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