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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I make five millyun dis yeer wurkin frum home!
omg diz mayd me laff!!! hehe!
Mah gole for nex munth iz ten thousund cheezburgers!
Iz putting paws to paper……writing great Caturday novel………Old Cat and The Nap……….
The Cat cher in the Rye
The House of Seven Kittehs
The Caterbury Tales
Hairy Potter and the Sorcerer’s Bukkit
My Darling, My Cheezburger
and
obviously
Cat’s Cradle
I wuz lukin at ICHC. Wuz so funnee that I spitted kibblz on yr skreen. sorree.
Oh hai, daownlowdin sum free moosic…hope u not mind ah clozed yer game…save wot?
Oh Hai! I formatted ur hard drive for u.
DEL *.*? DO NOT WANT!!!!
an den i eeted it.
*CRONCH*
not so tastee…
not nootrishus eva
“I wuz likking and likking and likking and I likked it all over, but I can’t finds any of dese ’screen flavorz’ dat I heerz u talkin’ about…”
Skreen tastes uv baygull an lemonade an cofee an cheezits… U been to ICHC today?
I can has webtrendz? ichc on teh time and huffpo the same week.
“Whut does ‘permabanned’ meen? Cuz dat whut some Mod-thingy says dey wuz gonna do to u. Whut, I wuz just chattin…”
Go ask yer muther.
dis da funniest one outta submishes?
is ur nickname close to “pleh” fur a reason, or wuz dat just co-rinkydink?
Oh, TB….I jus luz teh wai yur mind wurkz!!! Pleh!
*snicker*
LOL!! ah spewded flavahful beveridg ohn may screen! Dat wuz jes too funneez…phel=pleh ROFL!!!
Foar recrodz all submeeshunz eez perdy funneh, lolbegarz cannea be lolchoozerz…
FAhn fahn fahn!
u is all pretty funny tho. pleh!
galad you takes teh ribbing wllz. you is al rite.
Ai rearranjed ur portfolyo. It was teh suk. U has 2 menny bondz. U nevah gonna retyre, stoopy!
i nefer gonna get to retyre anyhows-too many ahiminals to take care of, i cnat affored to invest anytings.
I calculate that with careful spending, shrewd investing and lotz of gud fortune, I kan retire three yeerz after I DIE!!!!
Me tu. But dats onlee ef I livs tu be a hunert an sisty-seben.
here here!
I gots da code to charge fur dyin at yur desk! Put on timesheet befoar U dye, tho, k?
LOL! Dat wuz joke frum when I werked…Dey kilt me now I disabulled…. not so grayt ackshooleee
Yes. Muss alwayz mete teh billible goles. Eben ef u dyez of oald aje.
from dilbert: fill out your time card in fifteen minute increments so we always know what you are doing. attempted self strangulation is code 39. if you succeed its code 40.
sold ur stoopid bonds. investeed in meox mix and fancy feast. nom nom
Oh, Hai. I beat ur high score in “minesweeper”
o hai, i wuz juz lukin at sum pr0n.
Wut? y u so mad?
Pr0n juz’ delishuz shrimpz.
Den we can go on ite bykes race aginst teh evil compooter guy. ope. no wate. that Tr0n.
Den we can go on ite bykes race aginst teh evil compooter guy. ope. no wate. that Tr0n.
I’m uploading yer nekkid pichur on the silly lookin hoomin’s Web site. getcha back for humilatin me
Member dat tiem u put teh lion costum on mah hed and takes pics?
Win !!!1!!1
i sav dis an i dleete dis an i moov dis ober heer an i post dis an i chat heer an i reed nooze heer an i cheks u e-mayl thaer an i plays a lots mah zhong an i gets pikshers frum foren noozepaper an i reformabatized ur X-el worksheetz an i fomatid all de dokumintz u gots in e-mayl an i dleetid sa’more tachments cuz dey probley aleegul, dat okey, can has fresh water? thxiluvu.
U gotz a hole bunch uv emalez wid attachmintz abowt “lengthening” sumting, so I opined all teh attachmintz 4 u. Den sum Norton fing sed sumting abowt “Kwaranteen Trojinz?” an I membered dat u liekd dat Gladyatur moovy, so I sed “No! Do not want!”
So ur welkum 4 all teh kewl Trojinz.
I am SO getting tired of having to clean thiz freekin monitor!!! Cut dat stuff owt, BonzoGal!!! Ah meenz it!!!
Fanks!!!!!!!
Jah Bonzo mah moneetore at teh werkin place has lil LOL’s all ober eet. U has much WIN. =D
Dis “viruss” thingy is kinda liek a lolrus, right?
Paws tap klickee keez
whyle Hewminz away. Kitten
watchin nawttee pr0n
Kitteh sheddz awn Roab
Windo showz much Hawt pitchurz
Teknawllujee RAWKZ
Iz muss be Gye theeng
Haz t3h Beeg Wun’s Kreddit Kard
Runnin’ up a tab
Jack.
notty notty hiku
A kitteh got on the computors
He wanted som internet tutors
then erly one morn
he axessed som porn
then ran out an had lunch at hootrs
Iz veree winz, but no iz teh haikoo. Iz limurik!
I luz teh limmerkcks muches better….wif teh haiku, I allus gotz tu count (OCD thingy) jus tu bee sure!
Kitteh: “Laptop? Pleh.
Is not warm like monihtur.
And it haz no mouse.”
Unless iz dell, den it goes all on fyurr!! I can haz flaym throwr?
Oh hai, I helpeded a diggnatary in anoffer kuntree. Hims cudn’t gets 2 hims monees so I’s frunted him $10,000 frum ur sayvings ccount an wen hims pays us bak, hims gibes us an xtree $1000. Ez monees.
Wut b fishing?
ROFL! I got 1 uv dese reekwests reesently. I responded as a stoopy rich persun. I wunder how long I can string dis owt…
Oh wow…I dinna think bout doin dat….we getz two or three a week on r fax heer at wurk….that might be just the kind of evil fun I be lookin for! Thx fur teh suggesshun!
I feel very old - the first rquest I got decades ago as a bookkeeper was handwritten in a handmade envelope, and incredibly spelled. The medium has changed, but the spelling remains the same. I apologize for bookkeeper spelling and grammar, but I am at work and can’t get in correct mindframe to translate.
ZOMG!! baytin da phishrz iz da fun!!! I can haz 419 eater?
Now deyse sayin if u pay them teh muneez dey gives u a puppee. Say it wif meez-DO NOT WANT!1!!!
CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED!!
CAT LIKE SLACKING DETECTED
Wot u gawking at? U look at me lik i jus gru whiskrs, or sumthin …
wile ur up, cud u get me a mochat latte? kthx
Oh hai kitteh, do we has sumz for xtra cheezburger dis munf?
oh hai, I just vendered all ur epix, hope u dont mind!