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Cheezburger Network Blog
I make five millyun dis yeer wurkin frum home!
omg diz mayd me laff!!! hehe!
Mah gole for nex munth iz ten thousund cheezburgers!
Iz putting paws to paper……writing great Caturday novel………Old Cat and The Nap……….
The Cat cher in the Rye
The House of Seven Kittehs
The Caterbury Tales
Hairy Potter and the Sorcerer’s Bukkit
My Darling, My Cheezburger
and
obviously
Cat’s Cradle
I wuz lukin at ICHC. Wuz so funnee that I spitted kibblz on yr skreen. sorree.
Oh hai, daownlowdin sum free moosic…hope u not mind ah clozed yer game…save wot?
Oh Hai! I formatted ur hard drive for u.
DEL *.*? DO NOT WANT!!!!
an den i eeted it.
*CRONCH*
not so tastee…
not nootrishus eva
“I wuz likking and likking and likking and I likked it all over, but I can’t finds any of dese ’screen flavorz’ dat I heerz u talkin’ about…”
Skreen tastes uv baygull an lemonade an cofee an cheezits… U been to ICHC today?
I can has webtrendz? ichc on teh time and huffpo the same week.
“Whut does ‘permabanned’ meen? Cuz dat whut some Mod-thingy says dey wuz gonna do to u. Whut, I wuz just chattin…”
Go ask yer muther.
dis da funniest one outta submishes?
is ur nickname close to “pleh” fur a reason, or wuz dat just co-rinkydink?
Oh, TB….I jus luz teh wai yur mind wurkz!!! Pleh!
*snicker*
LOL!! ah spewded flavahful beveridg ohn may screen! Dat wuz jes too funneez…phel=pleh ROFL!!!
Foar recrodz all submeeshunz eez perdy funneh, lolbegarz cannea be lolchoozerz…
FAhn fahn fahn!
u is all pretty funny tho. pleh!
galad you takes teh ribbing wllz. you is al rite.
Ai rearranjed ur portfolyo. It was teh suk. U has 2 menny bondz. U nevah gonna retyre, stoopy!
i nefer gonna get to retyre anyhows-too many ahiminals to take care of, i cnat affored to invest anytings.
I calculate that with careful spending, shrewd investing and lotz of gud fortune, I kan retire three yeerz after I DIE!!!!
Me tu. But dats onlee ef I livs tu be a hunert an sisty-seben.
here here!
I gots da code to charge fur dyin at yur desk! Put on timesheet befoar U dye, tho, k?
LOL! Dat wuz joke frum when I werked…Dey kilt me now I disabulled…. not so grayt ackshooleee
Yes. Muss alwayz mete teh billible goles. Eben ef u dyez of oald aje.
from dilbert: fill out your time card in fifteen minute increments so we always know what you are doing. attempted self strangulation is code 39. if you succeed its code 40.
sold ur stoopid bonds. investeed in meox mix and fancy feast. nom nom
Oh, Hai. I beat ur high score in “minesweeper”
o hai, i wuz juz lukin at sum pr0n.
Wut? y u so mad?
Pr0n juz’ delishuz shrimpz.
Den we can go on ite bykes race aginst teh evil compooter guy. ope. no wate. that Tr0n.
Den we can go on ite bykes race aginst teh evil compooter guy. ope. no wate. that Tr0n.
I’m uploading yer nekkid pichur on the silly lookin hoomin’s Web site. getcha back for humilatin me
Member dat tiem u put teh lion costum on mah hed and takes pics?
Win !!!1!!1
i sav dis an i dleete dis an i moov dis ober heer an i post dis an i chat heer an i reed nooze heer an i cheks u e-mayl thaer an i plays a lots mah zhong an i gets pikshers frum foren noozepaper an i reformabatized ur X-el worksheetz an i fomatid all de dokumintz u gots in e-mayl an i dleetid sa’more tachments cuz dey probley aleegul, dat okey, can has fresh water? thxiluvu.
U gotz a hole bunch uv emalez wid attachmintz abowt “lengthening” sumting, so I opined all teh attachmintz 4 u. Den sum Norton fing sed sumting abowt “Kwaranteen Trojinz?” an I membered dat u liekd dat Gladyatur moovy, so I sed “No! Do not want!”
So ur welkum 4 all teh kewl Trojinz.
I am SO getting tired of having to clean thiz freekin monitor!!! Cut dat stuff owt, BonzoGal!!! Ah meenz it!!!
Fanks!!!!!!!
Jah Bonzo mah moneetore at teh werkin place has lil LOL’s all ober eet. U has much WIN. =D
Dis “viruss” thingy is kinda liek a lolrus, right?
Paws tap klickee keez
whyle Hewminz away. Kitten
watchin nawttee pr0n
Kitteh sheddz awn Roab
Windo showz much Hawt pitchurz
Teknawllujee RAWKZ
Iz muss be Gye theeng
Haz t3h Beeg Wun’s Kreddit Kard
Runnin’ up a tab
Jack.
notty notty hiku
A kitteh got on the computors
He wanted som internet tutors
then erly one morn
he axessed som porn
then ran out an had lunch at hootrs
Iz veree winz, but no iz teh haikoo. Iz limurik!
I luz teh limmerkcks muches better….wif teh haiku, I allus gotz tu count (OCD thingy) jus tu bee sure!
Kitteh: “Laptop? Pleh.
Is not warm like monihtur.
And it haz no mouse.”
Unless iz dell, den it goes all on fyurr!! I can haz flaym throwr?
Oh hai, I helpeded a diggnatary in anoffer kuntree. Hims cudn’t gets 2 hims monees so I’s frunted him $10,000 frum ur sayvings ccount an wen hims pays us bak, hims gibes us an xtree $1000. Ez monees.
Wut b fishing?
ROFL! I got 1 uv dese reekwests reesently. I responded as a stoopy rich persun. I wunder how long I can string dis owt…
Oh wow…I dinna think bout doin dat….we getz two or three a week on r fax heer at wurk….that might be just the kind of evil fun I be lookin for! Thx fur teh suggesshun!
I feel very old – the first rquest I got decades ago as a bookkeeper was handwritten in a handmade envelope, and incredibly spelled. The medium has changed, but the spelling remains the same. I apologize for bookkeeper spelling and grammar, but I am at work and can’t get in correct mindframe to translate.
ZOMG!! baytin da phishrz iz da fun!!! I can haz 419 eater?
Now deyse sayin if u pay them teh muneez dey gives u a puppee. Say it wif meez-DO NOT WANT!1!!!
CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED!!
CAT LIKE SLACKING DETECTED
Wot u gawking at? U look at me lik i jus gru whiskrs, or sumthin …
wile ur up, cud u get me a mochat latte? kthx
Oh hai kitteh, do we has sumz for xtra cheezburger dis munf?
oh hai, I just vendered all ur epix, hope u dont mind!
OMG! I made this my desktop background, because this is usually what I look like in our house (on the laptop ALL the time (studying for the Bar Exam)), but then I noticed, THAT’S MY COUCH! My husband and I have that exact same couch….same stitching and everything. WEIRD
so, maybe kitty will take the bar for you? ;o)
Tiffany Q. Kitteh, Esq., spehalizing in teh deefense uv cheezburlgarz.
Oops, I meant “cheezburglars”
Kitty is more than welcome to take the bar for me.
Bar uv choklit? Over heir, over heir *jumps* *wayvz frantiklee*
Yeah. U workin. U workin reeeeeeel hard. Wehn u gots up ta go pottie.. i seen wot u been workin so hard at/
U lookin at teh PR0n1!!!!!
I’m in your computer, proving I don’t type or talk like they imply we do on icanhascheezburger.
Hey…..yu mus be teh doggie! Or mebbe teh hamshmer! Kwit messin wit the puter, silly critterz……teh huminz gonna kach yu!! Dey alreddie noez we uz dis fingy whin dere not lukin!!
u cotz me. I’z not kitteh. Kittehs iz smrt but talk lyk dis becuz is so cyute – gives hyumins false sense of security.
Iz akshully coad foar da muthership. MREOW MRRP PRRT sowns lyk “Ai luffs u so mush!” tu a stoopy hoomin, but akshully menes “Sinkronize ur waches on mai marck…free…tu…wun…mark! Wurld dominayshun bigins in fyve minnits.”
I for one welcome our kitteh oberlords!!!
I live to serve!
omg dis iz so funnee! iz role-reversal! gotta luv it!
)
hahaha aw i should cap the pictures of my cat chillin out with my computer. he’s larger than it so it’s hilarious all on its own.
PEBKAT! is no problem, ackshoollee!!
I iz werkin.
Werkin on a nap!
puter jess heer tah keepz meh warmz
oh hai i changd all yer passwerdz, cannea bee two carefulz…
i am in a battle ground, if i get distracted , people will die
sheesh
Wurk frum hoem cat sez “I kan has saibur komyoot?”
Oh you’re back…
Nu u can hab ur seat back.
You gots up!
Oh, Hai! I ben bizzy. U nao gonna get lotz of free clothes frum teh Gap, free tripz to teh Disney Wurld, sum gui named Bilg Ates is gunna send u teh 5000 munneys, and u is helping sum poar gurl in Englund get her diabeetus treetmentz.
Also, sum dood in Ny-geeeria needed some munneys, so I gives him ur credit-card number–is okay, he gunna pays us back and den some.
I also forwarded this “diary.doc” thingy I always seein u workin on to somewun in ur addressz buk–who is dis “global” hoomin and why I nebber meets dem?
Oh, and somewun sent u message says “i lurves u” so I opens it to say “I lurves u bak” and nao ur ‘pooter is maeking funneh wonky soundz…
Oh, hai, I has qwestion,
U knows that wonkey-eye stoopy-hoe Paruss hoomin you always biatching ’bout? If she bugz u so much whai u have all deez pixurs of her nekkid on heer?
I can has gushyfud nao?
Greetings to you. While your computer was booted up I took the opportunity to visit that “Icanhascheezburger” web site you are alway droning on and on about incessantly, and I must say that I found the humor to be quite pedestrian and urbane. Lacking, in fact. I felt compelled to display my contempt by voting every photograph and post a “1 cheezburger” rating. I wish you would find better use of your time, like making me an elaborate dinner.
(I hopes this doesn’t post twice. I maded a post, but teh interwebz eated it)
Frienz rekwest add? Denyde!
Hello fellow hoomins, Turkeyburger (no relation) here. I am beginning to suspect some kind of conspiracy here. As you will note I have made several posts on this thread prior to this one. Although I did not find this specific photo or cap to have much of teh funneh, something about the subject material inspired me. Go figure. Life is liek that sometimes.
What I am wondering about is that I have also now made no less than 3 attempts at an additional post, none of which has shown up. At first I suspected the ICHC time-warp thingy that happens occasionally, and they would show up later today. But subsequent posts I made have shown up immediately. What is so strange about this?
NONE OF THE MISSING POSTS WERE IN LOLSPEAK
In fact, they were in the seldom-heard secret language of teh kittehs–the educated and grammatically correct “anti-lolspeak”.
I smell a conspiracy. Or maybe that’s just me…it is rather humid here. I suspect teh kittehs are behind this somehow.
Kthxbai
Okay, nao I sees that wun of them came thru. This is most strange…
sumtimez they takez a littl wile, TB…..pashunsz, pleez!
Jus’ kinda strange that some would go through right away, but the others would not. I gess I has teh payshunz of teh kitteh…
oh hai
I removd ur windoors an instuld leen-ooks
ur pooter iz saif nao
wot u meen DO NOT WANT? u’ll git oozd 2 it
nao, I can has blak-an-wayt birdy ting? nom nom nom
kthxbai
oh hai i updaded yer eharmonee prophile…joo is nao 5 footz ate, n 120 pounz n be earned $250K a yr…u prolly get more daits nao, no need to fank me.
haha I love this one.
Oh, hai thear. whut r with theez lolcats? I duzn’t get it.
LMAO schweet
ROTFL XD
ROTFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD! This reminds me of someone I know!
lmao, thats just like my dad