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pilates cat
is doin pilates.
pilates hiz butt!
Pilates kitteh is seying “i can has left a mooky stank on mah yogee mat, plzing to brings over the disenfectant”
teecher, teecher, i noes the ansur!! um… my harblz.
junior high cat is in detention.
Degrasse Jr High.
Raze ur leg over ur hed if you are old enuf to have watched (and lubbed) teh original seriez like me!
i’z old enuff, but dint no bowt it til a cupul yeerz ago. teh payne of a non-cabled lyfe.
Degrasse Jr High.
(Dis iz wear suppoz 2 pst … nawt at teh bottum.)
Iz washin ma harblz.
kthxbai
funny pic for Dog lovers I found this funny blog also
http://funny-fella.blogspot.com/
that makes no sense to the pic at all mo ran
That remines me – are yu goin to the cello consert tonite?
where? when? say more …anywhere near Chicago?
I LUBSSSS SHAKAHGOE!!!!! FURREBER!!!
sum ob my bestest cat furriends libe dere.
hai frm teh windeh citee, an mah kittehs Sophie (shai tortoiseshell) an Jessie (plaefl goldn ornj tabby-grl)!
Den u must know teh storys of Missez Loleary’s kow. If she hadded a kitteh teh citty wuddent have bernded down. But then teh milkz wud tayste funneh.
Hey, nao, that kow waz eggzonerated.
Well, shure. Teh kow hadded a gud loiyer: F. Lee Bully. And she wuz tried bai a jurry of her steers.
Darn! I jus washt it an cat du a theng wid it!
disturbing…
juss dont tink 2 hard bout it! lolz
i r strechy
HIGH FOUR !!!
WIN!! LOL
Y Hallo Thar!
FREE KITTENS! STOP THE MADNESS!
hey cat butt squrrel butt… look at this. we saw it in SF on pier 39 yesterday. LOL
That reminds me of a sweatshirt my friend in 1st grade used to wear. It had a row of cats on the front and the back had their butts showing ( Tails way up in the air!) I was shocked that her mom would let her wear it.
aw, CBSB, the Burgers wuz thinkin of u! i r jelus!
Cheez, u r in SF??? Welkome 2 mai hood!!!
KITTEH SOX!! WANT!!
Dose b rellavint 2 mah interests.
THOSE ARE SO KEWL! MUST PURCHASE!! Thnx fur makun meh awayr ov dem!!
Tanx, Cheez!!! I wil lubs u furever!!
‘lissa’s cat butt/squirrel butt from sketchfu wud make a most xcellent t-shirt to go with, dontcha think?
YES!!!! Can we do it, huh? huh? huh? Can we???
Now dat wud kewl!!
oh i wud wear that shirt! TO WORK! HAHA! RLY!
DO WANT!
kitty butt
Jane Fonda cat sez: Feel teh Burn
Heil Kitler!
It wuz a risaskee moev … but funnee.
yez. sidewinder really went owt on a limb wiv dat wun. wot a hip cat.
First thing that came to my mind
Hee hee…so much awsum!
YogaKitteh sez, “If I duz Heron Pose, will birdz come to meh?”
For da aktive cat,
propur stretchin iz da key.
Pushupz coming nexst.
Nice! Jack D iznt onlee 1 does teh haikoo.
Yay! My cat Pickle has gone cheezburger! Thanks.
Pickle! Wud u lik fries wit dat?
I ar stuckted. Halp! WD40!
i has chikin leg…wait…is mai leg!
Kungrats 2 Cheezburger and Tofuburger for the awsum artikul in Time magazine. Yu is faymus!
We can has link to awsum artikul?
raicheer!:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1642897,00.html
thanks to homescribe
yer welcome … grate artikle
Taht wuz a toatly well-written artikull. Sweet!
Taht ar teh awsumist!
Very well done….once again props to Cheeze an Tofu…..our benevolent leaderz!!!
I has leenk! http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1642897,00.html cheez and tofu ar famoos!!!! And I has boottums!
HALP!!! PLZ TO BE CALLINZ DA VET!!!
I DISLOCATID MAH LEG!!
I hoeps u gots VPI!
whun drumstik, comin raht up!
hai
If dat leg stai up in ayr for moar dan 4 hourz, plz call vet, kthx
*snork*
… a condition called “purrapism” …
oh, biagra ad ref *and* purrapism ref FTW!
FTW, babee!
ohhhh too much win!
Bobkat has a generous swelling of pride!!!
OMG…I knew dat one wuz coming!!
lolsome!
oh fank u! i luv to mak my lolfrenz LOL!
I has leenk: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1642897,00.html
thnaks.
LOL!
Duz cheez an tofu wunt tu remayn nonymowse? Or is it rilly cuz “cheez” and “tofu” iz not hibraw enuf for da big bad Tyme Magyzene?
I think dey likes to stay nominus so’z dey can leed more normal life….dey mebbe theenk we gonna git tired ob dis or sumfin?????? NOT
no, dey tink we gunna hang arownd outside dere howse taking pikchurs of dere cats.
“OMG, Tofu … here they come again. Get ready! Riot control hose?”
“Check.”
“Mace?”
“Check.”
The Burgers … home of the Checkers.
Dat iz grate, mcyclops! Tankx!
iz lotz gud abowt artikle, but i luff “The great, weird Internet meme, which once thundered across the Net in vast herds, is becoming surprisingly scarce”. Really nice writing. The News Ltd (most appropriate media company name EVER) article completely misses the point. Iz most likely a cadet journalist hoo got set an assynement and did 47 minitz resurch. Time artikul iz very kool peece of kulcha buffery. malto benny.
hey behbeh…see enything u like?
Heh, bebeh, wanna see mai vasektmee skar?
Yoga Cat is Yoga…ing
should be “yogi cat is yoga-ing” a yogi is someone who yogas. a yogurt is a good snack. a yugo is a bad car. and we are all very silly
no, we iz creative and vital. time magazine sez so
Yoh-Sothoth is the opener of the way. I can has nootrishus krunchee cthooloo calmaree?
Greeting. Ur doin’ it wrong.
LOLz
Kitteh is doin’ teh “bunny ears” thing to himself…
O hai. Scuze me. I iz doin sum rootene mayntnunce tu mai undercarrij. BRB.
kitteh will send hiself bill for $78 /hr of labor. No charge fur parts.
will buy hisself menny cheezburgers for hiz layburrs.
Kwyet surrowndeeengz
Kitteh rayzez antennuh
Talkz 2 Mother Ship
Antennuh shoart raynj
Boostz awf uv Sattillite Dish
Sendz t3h messij
“Send a bawl uv Yarn”
Eever Kitteh’z board, or t3h
Hewminz noez nuffing
Jack.
Antenuh kitteh iz brodkasting.
Luv da magazeen artikool. Tofu and Cheez ftw!
Mai harbls, let me show u them.
eksackly. ur joek iz nutz. haffin a ball wiv dis thred. kitteh iz cockin th leg. . . . skrotim.
TAXI!!!!!!!
I has one paw in mah pockit, and teh othur is haeling a tacksi cab!
Alanis lolz. FTW!!!
˙ʍɐd ɥǝʇ oʇ ʞʍɐT
How u doed that?
Iz so cool, no?
http://www.revfad.com/flip.html
HOW???????
…….. teach meeeee
Y u doed that?
I iz disseh teh innernest r spinnen!
Ugh…this is my least favorite thing about cats. I hate that pose….it’s like they think they’re soo regal while they’re licking their stuff. I don’t know what it is, but it seriously grosses me out. Aside from that, cute cat.
lose!
Hai I dun stare at u when u sit in ur self-filth water ‘baff’. Not mai fault ur mouf is elevendybillyon tymes dirtier dan mine an thuslee cannot kleen urself properlee.
elevendybillyon! WIN!!!1!1!!!
Not tu menshun yr stoopy lil tung and stiff bak that cant evun reech ennyplase importunt.
In Soviet Russia, Spycat attacks you with its Atomic Harbl *senses radition*
… so, do they light up?
I had a pal who lost a nut to cancer, and we were trying to come up w/ useful things to do w/ the prosthetic (because, you know, why have it just be a hunk of plastic?) … after going thru several ideas – radio, cellphone (one hand on ear, other on crotch), we decided the best thing would be a ‘clapper’ activated glow in the dark light, so he could just CLAP ON and suddenly there would be a pool of light beaming from his crotch to light his way to the bathroom at night
Srsly … a prosthetic gonad?
um, yeah? why? fur teh ladies? cause i’d rather see one than one and a… a… what would it be exactly??? prostetic ball. pleh!
Google neuticles. I can understand a guy wanting to look balanced, but why does anyone need fake nuts for their dog? Thank god I never had to install any.
uh, hello – YES they put a fake one in if you have one removed, if you ask
and this was for a dude, not for a pet – but I’ve heard they can do it for dogs
( tho, yes, why you’d want to… )
Because some men feel threatened by their dog’s lack of masculinity. That’s why some refuse to have their dogs neutered. Stupid but true.
OMG…that is so true…..
I TOTALLY agree
Neuticles are for show dogs…..I believe I read that when the judges are doing their confirmations, they check….I don’t really know fur sure why, that’s just what I read somewhere.
Teknikaly, nooterd animalz arnt sposed to be shown. The idee iz that yr aminal getz awards an then is uzed for breedin syoopereor ofsprings. Alzo aminals wizout hormoans chanj confurmashun an body mass an stuff.
All veree silleh.
Pleez tell me jugez doan, er, feel up teh show goggies to check fur, er, implants.
Pleez tell me jugez doan, er, feel up teh show goggies to check fur, er, implants.
Sadly, they do. The poor dogs always look startled at that, to me.
I knew Sten’s comment was about a human. I just meant that although I understood why men wanted them for themselves, I have no idea about why dogs.
Anyway, usually the judge is checking for retained testicles not implants. One of my colleague asked me to help her train her show dog to become more accustomed to the scrotum check.
Strangely, I had something else I had to do that day.
rofl!!!1!
or, cud install bluetooth, den ebrywun cloz by cud b on da nut netwurk.
the nutwork ? lulz !!!
“testicling. . .testicling. . . iz u gettin a singal?”
can u heer me nao?
not kwite – cud ya turn it up a pube?
im afraid that might hurt???
Signallin stop, braek lites doan werk.
Why kitteh-food not made in bum flavour?
nom nom nom
ROFL!!!! Eeew…. 2 troo. “Hay kitteh, wut squish-chow flavr u want tonite: Bum & Harbls, Ded Bug on teh Floor, or Two-Day-Old Bird Gutz?”
I can haz butt-er-nuts flavr?
How bout bruvver’s felt hot dog flavur? (I cot Roscoe trying to nom one of Willem’s felt hot dogs once! Ewwwww, bad Roscoe!!! Momee check da dish!!)
“brand noo treetz for yer sweetz to eatz! Delish-ass and Sack Attack. Thass ryte, wiv deez fableeyus noo flayverz ur kitteh doan hafta wayt to getz taystee butts an nuts in thare guts. “
and, once again, *headdesk*
*brainpaw*
I has a flavor.
win!!1!
Halp
Brokes leg
Cawl amblanse, pleez
One armed bandit, pull handle.
Eww, pellet’s R prize. Do Not Want!
WIN!!!
oops. i posted down th end an LOLed bkwrdz. pleez to not be haytin on playjurizm. pelletz iz nassty funnee – “i iz awn ur slot macheen, raisin munnee.”
Raising munnee, or raisin munnee? Iz pellets too! Eww!!!
Luvs ya, TINA!!!
Plz to nawt be jeloos I kin lik mah harblz.
Beecaws dey can!
next tyme i bring trenshcote
ZOMG i culdnt shtop laffing at this wittle wol kat and his heind arm seying “Herooo” mister mailman, “I bee teh kitteh wiff the adress for teh chzbrgr shipmint” and mailmahn sez “u wood woodnt u rittle meany chzbrgrlr, usin otehr kittehs’ mail adress is FEDURAL OFFENZ plz now stoppings to flag me down, i has oehtr chzbrgrz 2 delivur 2 good kittehs that DUN try to rob teh mail carryur of hez chzbrgr”
verry naiiice. haow mush?
talk to da hand cause da cat aint listnin!
no dis not downward dog, dis upward lolcat
CURSE MAI LACK OF OPPOSABLE…UH…Thighs…uh, nebbermind…
He is ackshully seein’ hao far he launched teh mowsie from his (wait for it)
CATAPULT!!!!
Dey went, um, dattaway!!!
when i was a little kid back in the 1960s, my mom would have little tea parties with other ladies from the church. our siamese cat would come and sit in the middle of the living room and all the ladies would admire the beauty of the cat. then the cat would lift up his leg and lick his private parts for all to see. very funny.
… and so graceful, I’m sure. ;o)
An all the ladees wud preten it wuznt happenin.
move along ppl….nothin to see here…just some good ol fashioned harbl lickin…
movez over richardz simmonz. we has yogaz.
iz nawt kitteh. iz furree slot masheen. disgyzed self az kitteh an got throwed owt ov kaseeno.
I iz nu puzikat doll.
Dis kitteh luk ZACKLY lyke mah neighborkitteh, Rusty. He’s da big mankat of teh neighborhud, but ifs u ask him hao he is, he luk at u like a behbehkitteh and skweek a tiny meow. He fink he da behbeh when it comz to hoomanz.
He eevin come ovur ebry nite at 10 so mah dad can carree him neckst door and tell his mommeh to puts him to bed.
Whut a tuffguy! lol!
We has gi-normus feral kitteh komes on our frunt porch eberyy nite, an we feeds her. She is trooly HYOOJ- lotza furs and just plane ol’ big kitteh, not fat, just BIG. I fink she part Maine coon kitteh. But she has teh tiniest, squeekiest squeek uv a meow. Mai hubsin sez it sownd liek Roseanne Barr at her biggest but wid voyce uv Betty Boop.
Raise your paw…if you’re SURE!
Kitty be wavin’. Hi kitty!
Stopp in teh name of luv b4 u brake mai hart
should say something like
“SH!… i hearz a mouze…”
i wish i could that
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