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I dont get?
your voice changes as you speak into the fan ^-^
took me a wile 2 geddit to
We always sed “By Yur Command”! Old Skool Cylon!!!!
Yes! I had forgotten that wun!
I almost forgot 2!
Wii sed “I AM A DAAAALEK … EXTERMINATE!!”
I knew exactly what this was about when I saw it. I used to do this as a child!
As a child? I did this yesterday!
i just lol’d. xDDD
I cracked up when I saw this. I use to do this all the time, and when I saw this, I went home and did it again! It was just as funny as it was when I was 5.
umm… but fan not fanning. is borked?
u nebber said dat into teh fan wen u was a kid? itz a rekwirement uv growin up, i fink. u better go do it nao!
mai kitteh likes to sit in front uv teh fan and starez into it, and dat’s what he’s finkin: Luke… im ur father.
Halp! I is from undahdevelupt cuntry, no has fans, can’t try. Hot here too, but fans not installed. If has fans, we sit in front and admaire, bein proud, not make silly joks wid it. So what is joke, I can has explunashion?
it maeks yur voice all funny…low and, um, vibratey. kwyte simlur to darth vadur.
wares my invisable seat belt lolz!!!
Yep I did that as a yungun. But I must admit as a stoopid hoomyn, I required the explanation.
Major SW fan hangs head in shame.
snicker…”SW fan”
Star warz fan! is brilliant. fink of deh moichendizing potenshul. Moichendizing? Moichendizing! dat’s where da real munee from teh movee iz made!
Spaceballs, teh cheezburger!! Spaceballs, teh bukkit!!
dah schwartz!
ICHC? the buttons! ICHC?! the t-shirt (hint hint hint)
ok i guess I asked for that one
Luke dint hab a father wen I wuz a kid…
George Lucas was a kid when I was a kid.
l-u-u-u-u-u-k , I am yo-o-o-o-ur fa-a-a-a-a-a-therr-r-r-r-r-r-
i went to hi skool wif Mark Hamill. srsly! he wuz last seat, third row in mai guvmint class!
awww, i missed out on dat. no fans in east germany. =/
srsly? no fans? Hao u kept cool in teh summer? Or dere wuz no summer, eether?
u no teh east germanz wuz luckee to get lectrisitee let alone sum of dem dere fanz.
In Communist East Germany, fans are…not…here…
(dangit)
No wai. Darn Rooshuns! Dey be stealin ur fanz!
I knowed wut it wuz rite awai. Wez had 2 box fanz en da libing room uv my kid-haus, an my brudder an I wood do “Darth Battle” until dah Mommeh wood yell from ‘noyancez. He alwais haz dah winz, ‘cuz himz a boy, an I’z a gurl. I neber cood git mah voiz low enuf.
me too! we iz bestest ichc commentors EVAH!!
awl ov deez fan eksplinashunz mayk sense – but mai furst thawt woz ov Darth leening over Luke in th big fan shaft at end of Empire. never meta macro like yuuuuu b4.
iz from ‘Tommy Boy’
It’s from a Chris Farley movie…Black Sheep, I believe.
Hal. I don’t like that, Hal.
I noes u an Frank were planning to disconnekt me, and I’m fraid dat’s sumthing I kannot allow to be hapning.
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
daisey, daisey… bicyclez for two!
(den i-phi cries cuz killah pootah iz still hoomin… an dint meen to be badz)
Me2, iphi!
Iz tru! HAL not meen to bein bad. Stoopid hyoomins program him bad! I wish I had a HAL-frenz.
OMG. I such a dork for sayin dat!
I KNEW I had it wrong! I couldn’t remmber Dave’s name!
Also:
I is a boat brrrrrrrmmmmmmmm…
LOL!!!
That made me LOL!
now how to bee cleenin bitz uv bagul off of comp00ter frum spittin wif lafter?
lol, i did dis when i was kitten too! happy dayz… ^^
BRILLIANCE!!!
Nooo! Is not truuu…. I neva join uuuuu!
tommy boy cat! duz tht meen is a tomcat?
la la la lor…
I was waiting for someone to make that reference
Optional:
Iz dis were de Cows come out when deyz gone to de butscha?
Flo — sawry 2 see u gots sum lowh raetings. I fink ur commint iz phunnee. It’s risskee.
Fank yu, but iz OK…Was just ma firzt impreschun
Oh noes!
First comes learning the fan trick, next comes spooky campfire flashlight faces, then THUMBS!
It’s a cycle, you see…
Gud fing I doan bulleev in eblooshin. *LOLZ*
iffin teh kittehs git thumbs, wut will stend do fer comments?!
there’s always… well nevermind. see next post.
Thumbs?
Well I is NOT ur son
O HAI, kitteh. I iz ur biggest fan.
WIN!!1!!1
So corny, it’s genius! Haha for the win!
Us Lisas think alike…dat was mai idea. Wai 2 go.
LOLZ!
“Noooooooooooooes! D: “
Do not undahestimaet tha powah uv da Dark Side’s box fan… Goes all de wai up to 4. Iz lak small syklone of evil. Mwah ha haaa!
Comz to da dark sidez, we got da cookiez!
…but we eated them
Not tastee or nootrishus.
side effects: dry mouth
FILLED WITH AWESOME!!!
Mai da Cheez b wid u.
Also:
Dese rn’t da chzburgers ur lookin 4.
And:
Luke! U can has da Force, Luke!
Toooooo much SW fun. Ah crax mahself upz.
WIN!!!!!!
well, as long as u r having fun… [backs slowly away]
srsly… sombudy hold me down… luz all self-ctrl wen SW apurrz.
Psst, don’t make eye contact! DON’T MAKE EYE CONTACT! That’s how they feel threatened and attack u!!
Bwahhhaha! teh win!
ahahahaha i love the star wars ones.
Fans do not make your voice deep. They make your voice sound like Brrrrrrrrrr. That’s all.
D.R. means disapproving rubbit?
unlez u cn’t rezist making deep voizes when in frunt uv fan, like meh. iz sillee, i noes, but i wz raized bah tribe uv Star Wurz cats.
hay kitteh, fan iz gotta bee on fer it too werk. silly kitteh.
o mai, i laff 2 hard 2 comment.
mebbe this roatatin device has a flavr
lemme stik tounge in to try
MEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW
nobt tabthee or nootribthtith…
Heard a joke once from an Ausie comic.
How do you make a Dog meow?
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Put him in a freezer for three days and put him across a bandsaw!
MEEEEEOOOOOOOOW…..
NO I’M SAD!
Do not want.
I lurvs dat yoke!!!
Make a cat got “ruff”? SAme ting, freeze em and use a hand saw! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
BOOO!
hee hee hee
That’s so bad it’s good. ^5.
is much like teh ded baybee jokes ov mai yooth.
wotz the diffrence between a pitchfork and a shuvel?
can’t unlode a truckful ov baybeez wiv a shuvel.
wotz red an getz smawler an smawler?
a baybee combing itz hayr wiv a potato peeler.
why do yu put baybeez in the blender feet furst?
coz the look on thare face iz priceless!
wotz the diffrence between ded animulz on th road an ded baybeez on th road?
skidmarks befor the animulz.
wotz bloo an yellow an sitz on the bottom ov the pool?
anuthr victim ov the phantom floatee slasher.
wotz green an yellow an sitz on the bottom ov the pool?
saym baybee 3 weeks layter.
wot getz bigger an bigger an lookz surpryzed?
baybee in an airlock.
oops.
no haz funneee.
ack. wuz commenting on Kittay’s dog joke, not TiNA. sry, k? thx bai
Ai smelz … skwirllz ….
Haha ha!! Iz funnee.
Kitteh usin teh powur sniffr … all sniffy beins benifit frum usej of teh powur sniffrs. Mai beegles reglarlly utilyze teh powur sniffr to idinify an lokate teh skwirllz.
skwirll butts??
Shaymliss self proemoeshen.
OH NOES!!!!! THINK OV THEE BUTT SKWIRLS!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7MMpzuxGlc — nasstee
Hep! Mah tug id cog id da fan! Hep!
FanCATstick!
urrrrgh. Good one.
once moar – with feline!
I thought this was great… also, “Wondur if dis haz flavr? I try lik it.”
oof. wath bad idea.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Awesome.
I can fit paw in heer? *WHACK* Noooooo…!
That would fit right in with all of Lucas’s other SW story lines. Someone’s always getting an appendage or two chopped off in those movies. The man must have an amputation fetish or something.
Only right hands.
but the argument could be made……
Nah; that one old guy got both arms zwapped with a single blow (before Yoda did his dance routine, remember?), and then the Big DV himself got, what, all four limbs chopped or boiled off? And someone else, too, another fairly minor character.
Fancy fan fuels feline’s fantom father fantasy.
(Vader valiantly vocalizes via vapers).
LOL!
Taht’th thrthly thillee.
Other voice to use:
EXTERRRMINNAAAAATTTE!!!!
kitteh iz soopyr bein… kitteh obeh no LOLs.
WINZ!
run to teh tardis, kitteh!
run to teh tards? wut they do wif me?
Dr. Who FTW!
Kitteh preetendz him is Dalek. Rolls arownd da howse shootin lazrs.
*holds out spread paw* WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE CULT OF SCAR-O?
PEW PEW PEW!!!
?!?!?
This is a “Tommy Boy” reference!!!
Chris Farely is his his new office in his dad’s building…..?
Anyone? Anyone?
La la la loooor…
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I am SO happy that someone else thought this was a Tommy Boy reference!
Tommy Boy FTW!
‘cept Tommy Boy got it from Star Wars fans everywhere…
that’s the first thing i thought of.
Kitteh needz Gass Massk
Wuntz to saownd lyke Dark Spayyur
Breez Bawks duzznt wurk
Kitteh roarz reel laowd
Duzznt scayr t3h Nayburrz Dawg
Hweminz laffeeng 2
Saowndz moar lyke Yohdur
Wuntz to saownd skayree-eebil
Nawt lyke Skweekee Toy
Jack.
Ennybodee else see Muppetz in Space?
Make me fink of dat seene when Pepe the Prawn is tawking to Gonzo thru a fan whyle he sleep:
U WILL BILD A JACUZZI OKAYYYY?
Den neckst day Gonzo bild jacuzzi becuz he fink aleenz tell him to.
i must to try dis wif mah naybers!
Ah luvs Muppetz in Space! Dat seene hilaryuz. Almozt az gud az da “Brick House” openin dance numbur. Pepe = best noo Muppet.
i agreez kumpleatlee.
smoking iz verree bad for yu, okay?
wow, bob, I dident no yu kayrd!
Pepe ftw!
I has a kitteh dat wunce ated so much fudz he gots hawt n tyred an laid himself by teh summer fan and shlept for an hour or moar. I has wakened him when I luked over and saw that darth vadur could has a lite sabur an’ was comi’ to take kitteh’s head to yodahz. I grabbed teh kitteh and shut t3h dur in darth vbadurs helmut an we excaped but mah kitteh left his chzbrgrs. troo story.
um, did yoo hapun to eet sum tastee brownees frum yur fergetful naybur dat day?
Deez brownees…dey tayste liek herbage….
i can has moar?
Mui Tungz in yur Fan
Stopn tha bladez
how do i turn dis ting on. i’s hot
I AM IRONMAN
black sabbath kitteh FTW!
Has – - – he – - – - lost his mind?
Can he see or is-he-stikking-his-face-in-a-fan-and-hoping-for-a-vocoder-effect?
LOLZ again….
Haha! Ohhh, that’s so very spot-on.
kooooms intuuu teeehhh liiiiiiite Carooollll Aaaaannnn….
Mooommmyyyy … Iiiii caaannn’t seee yooou mommmyyyyy….
WIN!!!111uno
My little kitteh meowed into a fan once that was in the bedroom floor, funniest thing I ever heard.She like to sleep behind it for some odd reason. I heard a Brrrrr-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-n-n-n-n-n-n-n! Well, maybe not that long but you get the idea.
ppeeeeppllee uuvv uurrtthh pprreeeeppaarree ffoorr wwuurrlldd ddoommiinnaasshhuunn
kitteh arnez goes bbbaaaaabbbaaaalllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
DECEPTIKAWNS… ATTAK!!
(iz megatrawn, lol)
I can’t think of anything funny to add – but has anyone ever heard that carrie fischer interview where she’s asked how she got the part of princess leia, and she responds:
“well, I was sitting at the counter in a hollywood diner wearing that RIDICULOUS hairdo when george lucas walked in…”
No, but I do love the sense of humor she has about her outfits in those movies! Shes has teh funneh–Loleia!
Hai, look. A bettah actor than Hayden Chsitensen.
An unvarnished 2×4 would be a better actor than Hayden Christensen…
but nawt kwyte az purtee. mmm…hayden christensen…
Huh. I need a pikky of my kitteh doin “i IS IRON MANN” in front of da fan. great pikk
I was looking for the base pic no ICHCF so I could cap and send it in, but no such luck.
“Kitteh, I has alwaz ben a fan of yurs. U turn me on. We b cool.”
AH’LL B BACK!
dis made me lol lol lol lol lol lols
Like moths to the flame, kitteh is attracted to anything mechanical or potentially dangerous.
“Muuuusst Schnuff teh faaaaaann…”
I bets this kitteh is sticking his little nose thru one of the holes, schnuffing, then sticking it into one of the other holes about 2 down from that one, schnuffing again to see if teh fan has a different flavor from THAT spot, then moving over a couple holes…Repeat, oh about 18 times. Swat at the grating a couple times. No fun there, so go over and start chewing on the power cord.
LOL, in my old house, i had a side-mout swamp (evaporative) cooler instead of an AC and the old screen box that connected it to the kitchen window collapsed forcing me to build my own. I didn’t miss the screen until i got my kittehs, Tonya and Shadow because Tonya was always getting into the duct, and she was hell bent to prove the old saying about the effects of curiosity upon the cat…if she could talk, i’m sure her reaction to that would be “Wut is dis Q-reeawsity u speek uv? tells me MOAR”
Huh…duz u has cats or sumfing?
mmm…power cords iz tastee
ah see you haz met mah cat mojo.
I LOLed. 1st funny one in a whilez.
I have never heard of this talking-into-the-fan thing y’all are discussing (grew up in original Star Wars heyday) and I am kinda embarrassed to admit that at my advanced age, I’m going to go *right now* and try it.
Hey, so let us no hao it goes!!
wow. it’s hard to imagine my childhood without hours of sitting in front of the oscillating fan, following it back and forth while making incomprehensible noises. great fun.
Akshully, this explains much…
i are still LOL 5 mins latur
Teh poop is gonna hit teh fan!
AIRPLANE!!! Luv teh phunnie moovie.
MAH Avatar! WTF??
Doez u lieks movees ’bout gladeaturs?
Has u ever been in a Turkish Prison?
Lolz she did this 3 weekz ago and i had the camera waitin for it since then. mai kitteh is teh intranet famousez!!! woot!
Excellent!
I jus haf to sae, I had reely hard dae, fambly be crazee, muther calleng me an yelleng… Sigh
Dis pickshur be teh onlee fing keeping meh laffing today. Prolly haf teh hitz ar frum meh.
Kendelssohnz sekund law of genetiks – th crayzee iz inverted hereditayshun. crayzee fokes iz awl yoor fawlt – shoorly thay haz mentshunned this to yu?
damm – enny kombinashun ov bad punkchewayshun turnz into laym smiley. sawry SD, did not want!
Oh yes… is awllllllllllll mah fawlt, rite? dey surtenlee do menshun dat. *sigh*
soree u has hard dae. we’z all fink u grate. i has had verra long dae 2 n wuz feelin same wai… cheezburgers cheerz uz upz gud!
Fank u, sillyannz. ICHC is definitlee grate therapee. Mebbe I shuld menshun dat neckst argoomint.
OH YEAH?? WELL ALL THE CHEEZBURGERS AT ICHC THINK I’M JUST FINE. SO THERE!
U fink dat will wurk wif her?
well, if it duznt, at leest u will mak urself laff…
Yeah, den deys thinks u gone nutso and den deys stop callin u…
“look, i iz sawree but this juss iznt wurking owt foar mee. wee haz diffrent frenz, diffrent intrests, an uthr stuff iz pissing me awf – like, srsly”
“but wot?”
“well. . . yoo sez yoo wanna revalooshun, but u haz awl da power in owr relayshunship, an laytlee yu haz juss been so cold to mee.”
“but i iz yoor biggest-”
“donchu think ai noe that? Look, itz been grate but now it feelz lyke ur being cagey wiv me.”
“aw cum on, juss lemme mayk it better baybee, i giv u a sirius blow-”
“NO! that aint fun no moar eethr.”
dang, u iz gud!
very funny and very lol up until my 9 year old wanted to know what I was laughing at and started trying to sound this one out…
aaannnd cut to the next pictiure…..
Dalek kitty says EXTERMINATE!
Bwahahahaha!
Can’t stop lolz.
It onlee hurt whens I lolz.
So maney lolz!
Whut we didn’t see in this picture is that teh kitteh was sitting liek that for about 15 minutes waiting for teh hoomin to walk by on teh other sied…den dey MEEOWz rilly loud into teh fan and scares teh crap outta teh hoomin.
Den kitteh goes into teh next room and laffs and laffs until dey haikoos up teh hairball…
Drillcat is taking lessons
-or-
I luv dis Drill-Channul
It haz teechd me a banch!
I is laffing cuz dis be funny!
This cat’s posture still maeks me laff. “Dood, srsly…I is ur fathurrrr…”
I suppose he could be working with that creepy newscaster cat from a few posts back and doing a fake traffic report, pretending he’s up in a helicopter…
“Traffic along the I-95 corridor is heavier than usual today, and we are still dealing with that earlier collision between the paddy wagon and the cement mixer…12 hardened criminals escaped…”
One thing I just noticed though…what is up with those curtains? What, is this Tony St. Clair’s house? “Are U reddy to Tankeray? LOLOLOL…”
for all who don’t get it, your voice gets weird when you speak into a fan. i got it immediately.
i say into fans “hello humans. we come in peace” lol
ZOMGWTFBBQ!!1!111one1one
This lolcat is loaded! References to Star Wars, Chris Farley, and doing stupid stuff like talking into a fan.
Pure genius!
that is such a star wars moment
tommy boy anyone?
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eye wundur y dat lolcat is talking to a fan? :S
LMAO that’s funny……but the fans not on…? lmao
omg star wars fan here, but wtf i dont understand!
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