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Kitteh’s tellin tall tales! Bwahahaha!
Rilly! It aumost gotz away!
LULZ!!!
….but I eated it!!!!
Kitteh wuz feeshing foar chzbrgr an’ he caut a biggum chzbrgr wif extra unyun ringz an’ scrambeld egg on duble patties medyum rair. Was soo beeg taht he cudnt bring chzbrgr insidez sos cood only tell otehr kitteh ’bout it an’ teh kitteh sed “year rights you’s cotted a chzbrgr taht beeg”. But rly, he did.
The “Nowai./Wai.” exchange is the icing on the cake.
OMG I just can’t believe it !
srsly - her hair is that big cause it’s full of secrets !!!
Mean Girls ref. I heart u. wins foevah
Agreed. Me loves. Kevin is a legend.
Totalleee.
Man I HATE them Areezonya kokroches!!
Dey fli 2! Noe kidden.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKkkkkkkkkk {B1 runz for da bug sucker, raid, an big shooz}
I hadz a kitteh onct. Seh wuz skeerd stiffff uhf a beeg ded kokroch.
We stayd outta deh kitchun til afteh da man gotted hom und gotted ridz ohfz eet!
An if yu spraie bug-sprae on them, tehy jus sneer at yu. But I found out by misteak wunce that if yu sprae them wit EZ-OFF uven cleener, they fry and die.
*Bwaahaahaahaaa*
(I dont liv in Aryzonuh no moar.)
In FL, kokrochz dive bomb u. Srsly. They calld Palmetto Bugs an r big enuf to saddl. U spray ‘em an they tak off rite 4 u. Run away! Run away!
FL: DO NOT WANT!
i cant eevn rembebmer now if it woz eddie murfee or robin wilyumz, tawkin bowt liffin in a nasstee apartment and catchin the roches huffin raid to get hy. i tink dis prittee much cuvverz it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYH2HUjjWCw
“I blame the schools” LULZ !!!
I wunce almos’ burned down mah appartment trying to kills a REELY big spider. Of course I wuz using teh furniture polish and a lighter. Note to peeps–do not tries this at hoem. I wuz not awarez that I could cast teh lvl 10 Fireball spellz.
I wuz sneekxin up on teh spidur, saying “okay dere, mr spidur…prepares to say buhbye…” den FOOOM!!! AAAAHHHH!! DO NOT WANT!!!
I thinks I vaporized it…
TB–dat iz a GRATE storee. I snorted tastee bevridges on my screen and my keebord!
Iz hasing hiteriks wit dat won
U shood hav used hare spray, it r maek smallr flaym.
yummee - 8 drumstiks!
pleh…do NOT want!
I just can’t improve on this one.
yeh…dis wun diserves awl teh cheezburgers that fits.
OH PAWEEZZ!! SAY IT DON’T SPWAAY IT!!!!!!!!
Invizibul akordian.
As U kan see, nowan lik teh invizibul akordian playing. Need moar cowbell.
Invisible cowbell?
NEEDS MORE COWBELL !!! lulz
i r goin to hug u nowai wai
Comere fur a littel lovin!
nao turn to teh cat nexto yoo and give him a biig hug!
- What you huggin me for?
- He told me to.
- Get away.
- No, you like it!
iz Ramon kitteh?
Nowai. U cud nawt haev eeten dat hole cheezburger bia urself.
STOP SINGINING!! U r hirtsing mah eers.
Oops. Aggressive Cat
has gone off his meds again.
Poor Defensive Cat.
got meds?
Ummm … mebee onlee Catifurrnians gets dat one. Iz taek-ovf on “got milk?” commershells.
dey iz EVEREE ware!
I can has pro zak???
Oops, sry, furgot dis been dun. I twai agin.
My monkey-style kung fu — let me show you it
many many lolz!!
Defensive cat sez : dude close your mouth your breath stinks of 9 lives
LUV DIS.
wud giv its 80 burgs.
needs 2 b postar on ma wal.
WANT postar!
Yez! Make poztr! DEFINATLEY DO WANT!
must 2 ware CBSB shirt & sox wile putting postar on mi wall…
wai funee.
“And den, teh big mean Vet-hoomin took dis BIIIIG nyfe-thingy, and den CHOPPO! Mah harblz went sailin’ across teh room…”
LOL! Kitteh zajerashun FTW!
Iz okay. Sten will get you deal on prosthetic harbls. He haz connekshun.
Kitteh want payr of Neuticles…
jus wen I gitd mah screen an keebord cleened up…
Vry funnie!!!!
Google the neutering game.
You get to be a weird looking carnie throwing meat cleavers at cats’ balls to neuter them.
My hubby said, “so that is what you do all day at work.”
Ha Ha
Choppo? harbls do not want
Kitteh on teh left=Scottish Fold, but doin’ it wrong.
plz splain “yr doin it rong”–wherezit from?
No wai.
Wai.
Srysly?
Rly.
Sha.
Ga.
*This verbal exchange may be overheard at any sea side taco stand in Escondido California.
Same here in SF, only last 2 lines wud go:
Tchuh!
Huh.
yoo furgotz
Dude…
Eye noz
hmmm…iz inneresting that nobuddy has menshunned a desire to snorgle that fuzzy belleh. Wunner y?
we cn seez tek klawz, duh!