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I’z serious! It wuz THIS BIG!

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- Nowai.
- Wai.

photo and caption by: Kevin Steele

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

kittahmakemeschneeze

Kitteh’s tellin tall tales! Bwahahaha!

Rilly! It aumost gotz away!

 
CrazyOldLady

….but I eated it!!!!

 
umbringer

Kitteh wuz feeshing foar chzbrgr an’ he caut a biggum chzbrgr wif extra unyun ringz an’ scrambeld egg on duble patties medyum rair. Was soo beeg taht he cudnt bring chzbrgr insidez sos cood only tell otehr kitteh ’bout it an’ teh kitteh sed “year rights you’s cotted a chzbrgr taht beeg”. But rly, he did.

 
 
elayne

The “Nowai./Wai.” exchange is the icing on the cake.

stendhalismo

OMG I just can’t believe it !

srsly - her hair is that big cause it’s full of secrets !!!

ScotchAndMoreScotch

Mean Girls ref. I heart u. wins foevah

 
 
Kitty de Medici

Agreed. Me loves. Kevin is a legend.

 
 
 
Duffy

Man I HATE them Areezonya kokroches!!

B!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKkkkkkkkkk {B1 runz for da bug sucker, raid, an big shooz}

 
 
Allergic2Kitties

I hadz a kitteh onct. Seh wuz skeerd stiffff uhf a beeg ded kokroch.
We stayd outta deh kitchun til afteh da man gotted hom und gotted ridz ohfz eet!

 
Duffy

An if yu spraie bug-sprae on them, tehy jus sneer at yu. But I found out by misteak wunce that if yu sprae them wit EZ-OFF uven cleener, they fry and die.
*Bwaahaahaahaaa*
(I dont liv in Aryzonuh no moar.)

Menopaws

In FL, kokrochz dive bomb u. Srsly. They calld Palmetto Bugs an r big enuf to saddl. U spray ‘em an they tak off rite 4 u. Run away! Run away!

 
typingisnotactivism

i cant eevn rembebmer now if it woz eddie murfee or robin wilyumz, tawkin bowt liffin in a nasstee apartment and catchin the roches huffin raid to get hy. i tink dis prittee much cuvverz it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYH2HUjjWCw

stendhalismo

“I blame the schools” LULZ !!!

 
 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

I wunce almos’ burned down mah appartment trying to kills a REELY big spider. Of course I wuz using teh furniture polish and a lighter. Note to peeps–do not tries this at hoem. I wuz not awarez that I could cast teh lvl 10 Fireball spellz.

I wuz sneekxin up on teh spidur, saying “okay dere, mr spidur…prepares to say buhbye…” den FOOOM!!! AAAAHHHH!! DO NOT WANT!!!

I thinks I vaporized it…

scarletkitty

TB–dat iz a GRATE storee. I snorted tastee bevridges on my screen and my keebord!

snowigo

Iz hasing hiteriks wit dat won

 
 
Brane Ded

U shood hav used hare spray, it r maek smallr flaym.

 
typingisnotactivism

yummee - 8 drumstiks!

 
 
 
 
 
Kris

I just can’t improve on this one.

Flartus

yeh…dis wun diserves awl teh cheezburgers that fits.

 
 
KITTKAT

OH PAWEEZZ!! SAY IT DON’T SPWAAY IT!!!!!!!!

 
catservant

Invizibul akordian.

Kit

As U kan see, nowan lik teh invizibul akordian playing. Need moar cowbell.

Turkeyburger (no relation)

Invisible cowbell?

stendhalismo

NEEDS MORE COWBELL !!! lulz

 
 
 
 
momo

nao turn to teh cat nexto yoo and give him a biig hug!
- What you huggin me for?
- He told me to.
- Get away.
- No, you like it!

roofingprincess

iz Ramon kitteh?

 
 
 
 
catt butt squirrel butt

Nowai. U cud nawt haev eeten dat hole cheezburger bia urself.

 
 
KickahaOta

Oops. Aggressive Cat
has gone off his meds again.
Poor Defensive Cat.

catt butt squirrel butt

Ummm … mebee onlee Catifurrnians gets dat one. Iz taek-ovf on “got milk?” commershells.

scarletkitty

dey iz EVEREE ware!

 
 
 
pollosmoky

I can has pro zak???

 
 
catservant

Oops, sry, furgot dis been dun. I twai agin.

 
dwinn

My monkey-style kung fu — let me show you it

 
 
Allen

Defensive cat sez : dude close your mouth your breath stinks of 9 lives

 
Teho

LUV DIS.
wud giv its 80 burgs.
needs 2 b postar on ma wal.

Brane Ded

Yez! Make poztr! DEFINATLEY DO WANT!

Flartus

must 2 ware CBSB shirt & sox wile putting postar on mi wall…

 
 
 
 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

“And den, teh big mean Vet-hoomin took dis BIIIIG nyfe-thingy, and den CHOPPO! Mah harblz went sailin’ across teh room…”

Flartus

LOL! Kitteh zajerashun FTW!

 
Menopaws

Iz okay. Sten will get you deal on prosthetic harbls. He haz connekshun.

Nika

Kitteh want payr of Neuticles…

 
 
scarletkitty

jus wen I gitd mah screen an keebord cleened up…

 
Shera(kittehvet)

Vry funnie!!!!

Google the neutering game.

You get to be a weird looking carnie throwing meat cleavers at cats’ balls to neuter them.

My hubby said, “so that is what you do all day at work.”

Ha Ha

 
Anonymouse

Choppo? harbls do not want

 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

Kitteh on teh left=Scottish Fold, but doin’ it wrong.

kirinphoebe

plz splain “yr doin it rong”–wherezit from?

 
 
Todd

No wai.
Wai.
Srysly?
Rly.
Sha.
Ga.

*This verbal exchange may be overheard at any sea side taco stand in Escondido California.

BonzoGal

Same here in SF, only last 2 lines wud go:

Tchuh!
Huh.

 
Anonymouse

yoo furgotz

Dude…

Eye noz

 
 
Flartus

hmmm…iz inneresting that nobuddy has menshunned a desire to snorgle that fuzzy belleh. Wunner y?

:)