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Kitteh’s tellin tall tales! Bwahahaha!
Rilly! It aumost gotz away!
LULZ!!!
….but I eated it!!!!
Kitteh wuz feeshing foar chzbrgr an’ he caut a biggum chzbrgr wif extra unyun ringz an’ scrambeld egg on duble patties medyum rair. Was soo beeg taht he cudnt bring chzbrgr insidez sos cood only tell otehr kitteh ’bout it an’ teh kitteh sed “year rights you’s cotted a chzbrgr taht beeg”. But rly, he did.
The “Nowai./Wai.” exchange is the icing on the cake.
OMG I just can’t believe it !
srsly – her hair is that big cause it’s full of secrets !!!
Mean Girls ref. I heart u. wins foevah
Agreed. Me loves. Kevin is a legend.
Totalleee.
Man I HATE them Areezonya kokroches!!
Dey fli 2! Noe kidden.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKkkkkkkkkk {B1 runz for da bug sucker, raid, an big shooz}
I hadz a kitteh onct. Seh wuz skeerd stiffff uhf a beeg ded kokroch.
We stayd outta deh kitchun til afteh da man gotted hom und gotted ridz ohfz eet!
An if yu spraie bug-sprae on them, tehy jus sneer at yu. But I found out by misteak wunce that if yu sprae them wit EZ-OFF uven cleener, they fry and die.
*Bwaahaahaahaaa*
(I dont liv in Aryzonuh no moar.)
In FL, kokrochz dive bomb u. Srsly. They calld Palmetto Bugs an r big enuf to saddl. U spray ‘em an they tak off rite 4 u. Run away! Run away!
FL: DO NOT WANT!
i cant eevn rembebmer now if it woz eddie murfee or robin wilyumz, tawkin bowt liffin in a nasstee apartment and catchin the roches huffin raid to get hy. i tink dis prittee much cuvverz it – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYH2HUjjWCw
“I blame the schools” LULZ !!!
Menopaws, u iz so rite. I do nawt likez bugz, an mah kittehz doan likez em eethr. lulz!
I wunce almos’ burned down mah appartment trying to kills a REELY big spider. Of course I wuz using teh furniture polish and a lighter. Note to peeps–do not tries this at hoem. I wuz not awarez that I could cast teh lvl 10 Fireball spellz.
I wuz sneekxin up on teh spidur, saying “okay dere, mr spidur…prepares to say buhbye…” den FOOOM!!! AAAAHHHH!! DO NOT WANT!!!
I thinks I vaporized it…
TB–dat iz a GRATE storee. I snorted tastee bevridges on my screen and my keebord!
Iz hasing hiteriks wit dat won
U shood hav used hare spray, it r maek smallr flaym.
yummee – 8 drumstiks!
pleh…do NOT want!
I just can’t improve on this one.
yeh…dis wun diserves awl teh cheezburgers that fits.
OH PAWEEZZ!! SAY IT DON’T SPWAAY IT!!!!!!!!
Invizibul akordian.
As U kan see, nowan lik teh invizibul akordian playing. Need moar cowbell.
Invisible cowbell?
NEEDS MORE COWBELL !!! lulz
i r goin to hug u nowai wai
Comere fur a littel lovin!
nao turn to teh cat nexto yoo and give him a biig hug!
- What you huggin me for?
- He told me to.
- Get away.
- No, you like it!
iz Ramon kitteh?
Nowai. U cud nawt haev eeten dat hole cheezburger bia urself.
STOP SINGINING!! U r hirtsing mah eers.
Oops. Aggressive Cat
has gone off his meds again.
Poor Defensive Cat.
got meds?
Ummm … mebee onlee Catifurrnians gets dat one. Iz taek-ovf on “got milk?” commershells.
dey iz EVEREE ware!
I can has pro zak???
Oops, sry, furgot dis been dun. I twai agin.
My monkey-style kung fu — let me show you it
many many lolz!!
Defensive cat sez : dude close your mouth your breath stinks of 9 lives
LUV DIS.
wud giv its 80 burgs.
needs 2 b postar on ma wal.
WANT postar!
Yez! Make poztr! DEFINATLEY DO WANT!
must 2 ware CBSB shirt & sox wile putting postar on mi wall…
wai funee.
“And den, teh big mean Vet-hoomin took dis BIIIIG nyfe-thingy, and den CHOPPO! Mah harblz went sailin’ across teh room…”
LOL! Kitteh zajerashun FTW!
Iz okay. Sten will get you deal on prosthetic harbls. He haz connekshun.
Kitteh want payr of Neuticles…
jus wen I gitd mah screen an keebord cleened up…
Vry funnie!!!!
Google the neutering game.
You get to be a weird looking carnie throwing meat cleavers at cats’ balls to neuter them.
My hubby said, “so that is what you do all day at work.”
Ha Ha
Choppo? harbls do not want
Kitteh on teh left=Scottish Fold, but doin’ it wrong.
plz splain “yr doin it rong”–wherezit from?
No wai.
Wai.
Srysly?
Rly.
Sha.
Ga.
*This verbal exchange may be overheard at any sea side taco stand in Escondido California.
Same here in SF, only last 2 lines wud go:
Tchuh!
Huh.
yoo furgotz
Dude…
Eye noz
hmmm…iz inneresting that nobuddy has menshunned a desire to snorgle that fuzzy belleh. Wunner y?
we cn seez tek klawz, duh!
Surrounded by pointy ends.
Yah, wood hav kitteh-style faycehuggr wit tail rapped aroun nek! Kozy, buh hard 2 breeth!
LOLZ!
Invizibul nife fite.
(There’s a joke in here somewhere about the movie “Psycho” but I’ll be damned if I can tease it out. Brain Not Functioning.)
The all-feline remake of Psycho: Look out Marion!!!
Ahoy! Thar it iz.
O, “Invisible Nife” is best and yet most disturbin and therefore not axceptible caption for this lolcat ever. pleh. iz life.
u iz nevr az alyve az u iz wen u iz hazzing invisubl nife fyte RC
Maybe is teh nife fite from “West Sied Story”…
Wunce ur a Jet ur a Jet all teh way…
HAH! I LOL’d. I was finkin’ da same…
We’s in ur blak an wite films
Actin all vintige!
Haha
WIN!
Fishie wuz THIS BIG but it getted away
i swearz!
I sed: “Get in mai belleh, fishie,” an it did. End of storee.
WIN
An den de copz wuz dere
But ah tole em, gah homez, i kin handul eet
Wiar! U tellin stowies!
Nuh uh!
U are!
NO U ARE!!
I NOES U ARE BUT WOT IZ I??
INFINITEE!
Cootiehed.
Cooties, zorg
Galadriel kitteh says:
“Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!”
Shocked, Appalled, and Terrified of Confrontation kitteh responds:
“Really now — well, that’s just not very nice.”
LOTR strikes again:
YOU…SHALL NOT…PASS!!!!
k, I takes detour thxbye
“One Ring. Pleh. +10 Do Not Want!”
i wuz showin her mah O face
Invizubul wild pitch.
(And invizubul bat in nowai-kitteh’s paws, I guess.)
hahahaha! best one EVER!!
right side kitteh sez “no, srsly, no need to mess wiv dis macro we iz in, itz awredy thiiis awsum!”
left side kitteh sez “poop and hogwosh, evrywun awredy noes dis macro iz waaai funnyer dan dat.”
i haz forgot to close italicizashun. not want.
kat on rite sez: WUMN MAEKS MEH TEH SWETTER
kat on da leftz sez: NOOES DUNN HITS ME UH-GEN PLZ I NIT FASTR
Spouse abuse not funneh. Pleh. Do Not Want.
+1 DO NOT WANT
+2 DO NOT WANT!
Windo Bawks Kittehz
Upset dat seeleeng’z so low
Makkz theengs much smawlr
Baysment Windo Bawks
Iz beeg enuff 4 oanlee wun
Nawt much uv a veew
But haz warm Sun lyte
Kittehz’ moast valyewd Tressure
Dere will beez skuffilz
Jack.
u do realize dis meens WAR???
kittehs can has being john malkovich?
booeez in teh hood kittehz -
left kitteh: eeestsaieeed!
right kitteh: westsaieeed!
left kitteh: okai, u winz, u can has biggr littr boks.
i amz catzilla.
this is like the best picture EVAR.
ahahahhahaha i love this site.
Wut u c today in da Doktor Fill house will shok u!
tihs rokcs!
With apologies to Russell Peters
Toby: Somebody gonna get hurt real bad
Xena: If you touch me I’ll call Children’s Aid
Thiz b much 2 funee
ha ha funny funny.
this is one of my favorites.
Kevin Steele…you PWN the innernets. Wai 2 go!!!
In my best Homer Simpson voice: Woohoo!!
That’s what she said.
“Rise my brudders! Akcept the belly snorgle 4 wut it reely iz! A trik frum hoomanz 2 keep the kitteh down!”
“Pssh. U watch 2 much x-filz. Iz not a kunspircy therizt.”
“..but thei tikle soo much! It got 2 be a kunspircy!”
Ha!
5 Cheeseburgers all the way
LOLOLMFAOOLLOLOLOLOLLMAO
rhiz r so funnee i’d dopt theez kitteh jest 2 wach…on duh desktp…most best ever
nowai
wai
nowai
wai
nowai…
I SID WAI!!!!
nowai
Iz the best. Also shot in nait vishun.
like way!!!!?????
Wai. No wai. Wahahahaha!
rofl teh nowai wai made it serislee funnehh.
dat get 5 cheezburgs fo shure!
i jes seed dis lolcat pichur on teh blogger.com innerwebs site! is on teh post bout reakshun gadget!!
lolzcatz r gettinz more famuser and famuser!!
wtg cheezburgerz!!!
ZOMG!!1! LOLZ!!1!