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I has a call number
i’z use this toilet tdey
dese qbikles not v pivate
da rules of poopin’ at teh offus ar az folloez:
#1 on 2 or 3, #2 on 1 or 4. nevah poop on ur own floor an yoo always bee happee.
Iz in the referenss sekshin. Youll have to fotocopy me cuz you cant take me out of the libary.
Whut u meen, u nawt has 10 cents? Sorree, dese be pay copeers.
File under “M” for “Meezer”
or
“I” for “I is Simeez if u pleez”
I can has Dewey Decimals?
hehehe! (dewey decimals got meh!)
Der wuz a liberry kitteh named Dewey….. Can’t memer de link whut talked abowt him…. I tink he lived looooooong tiem, an jus died recently? Bueller? Bueller?
yep, we tink he in da meezer file fur sure
“C” fer “Cat”?
“K” fer “Kitteh?”
“P” fer “Puhzessd”?
Duz I evn belawng in peereeyodikuls?
Look under “O” for “Overlord”
lolz!
so now…does this make us underlords?
underlolds, mebbee!
debil kitteh ma be in alfabetical order, but bookshef isnt
Wuld dat be ‘C’ for Cat or ‘K’ for Kitty Cat?
He iz filed under “S” fur Supereeor Speesheez (Tank yu vury muches)
is not “L” fur lazeree eyes?
iz tyme for kross-refruns man!! whee!!!
My DH would file under ‘F’ for Furry F*ers
That’s right! You’re such a clever cat! It is indeed between “alphabet” and “cal order”.
*headdesk*
rofl!
I organized ur files, but I eated them
Dis be remyndin meh of mah mummah’s kitteh, Bella. I has many fyles frum teh howse dat has been “reviewed” by Bella, den she “signz” dem wif teef marks. If u ever get owt fyles arownd her, u bettar has a decoi fyle for her, or u be losin ur fyle.
Also has sevurul buks dat r Bella-approved.
I maded u a homewerks…but i eeted it.
rofl!!1!
i iz an efishunt edakashunul sissum
feedz me cheezburgers an i tell yoo evurting yoo needz to noe.
Effuryting I needz to know, I lurned frum mai kat
Organizer kitteh eez organized.
ehhh hehehe i love it!
Yesh, but is akkording to kitteh alfabet: C comes furst, fur cats an cheezburgers…den iz N fur nap…S fur snorgles and smoo an skriches…
At leest, dat’s teh order on Toosdays.
u furgot B for bellehs, after snorgles n skriches… and P for *pleh*
ZOMG! Dis kitteh kan spel reel gud!
Mor liek cat-egorical order.
kitteh beeez filed under ” P ” for ” preshus ”
&:o)
very very nice this photo
)
filing cat takes wurk verry srsly… heer, u get in dis wun nex to meh.
“Excuse me … did you just put that cat on the shelf? Because it looks like you just put that cat on the shelf. You know, we have a system here. The Dewey Decimal System. But I think your way is better, much better! Screw the Dewey Decimal System!!! Let’s just put the cats any damn place we choose!!!!”
(Party Girl)
kitteh bilong to the society of puttin tings on top of utter tings.
Iz bes way to orgineyes desktop papurrs!!
No one can take da works, or see whut werks is undun! lol!
oh hai, i eated teh contenz of dis file folda – looked sumfink like it said, teh dr. persun wants to take away mah preshus…
paper – nom nom!
“i woz fyling mai naelz, den awl dat i cud tink woz . . . . BRAAAAAAAAANEZEZEZ!!!”
Hewmin keepz much stuff
Putz it in narroe bawkses
Purrfeckt 4 Kitteh
Stuff kan stay in Bawks
Kitteh will arraynje hurself
Much elegantlee
Up in Kat Burd Seet
Kitteh watchez Gaym uv Life
Yellz at t3h playurz
Jack.
OH NOES! THINK OF THE…. Wait, whut? What was it I was supposed to think of? I just look up here in these AAAAAAAAA!!!!
Srsly, WTF is it with the kittehs that makes them think “ooo, dis looks liek a good place to relax” when they’re in a box way up on a shelf?
Same ting dat maks em stare at bare wulz lik somfing is dere
Um – this is one totally unrelated post but have just seen this video and it is one of the most intensely animal rights short vids ever. Not for everywun. Someone in the comments notes that it is more effective and powerful than anything that they have seen from PETA and i fully agree.
For the veganfrenz, meat eaters in doubt, meat eaters in certainty, animal rights campaigners, this is a recipe for Jamaican soup that will upset you. Be warned, and know that you will likely want to send this to friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSuaLYNnu1o
This is not a LOL. Those with a darkness-in-satire fetish may LOL but will quite likely still be disturbed.
an i also just reelyzed dat this wud have gon bettr under ‘it eetz me’ *pleh*
Ummm, nope, still a meat eater. I know where my food comes from and how it is processed. I’d rather these fellows do it than have to do it myself.
I wish I could give my body as a legacy after my spirit has fled.
woz nawt tryink 2 convurt ennywun, juss maykin shoor to warn the moar upsettable ennybodee that iz nawt a funnee or a kewt. . . . an theez spiritz doan ‘fled’ B!, they iz evikted. iz nawt saym.
Deze publikashuns are relevint to mah intrusts.
Ok, people. ‘Fess up. How many of us are librarians? Cuz this discussion is way detailed fer yer civilians.
Not a librarian, but worked in the school library in high school and my books, movies, cd’s, & video games aren’t put away properly unless they are alphabetized.
I’m not a librarian, but have worked in ‘em , done research, read, had jobs, etc etc. In the library of one institution (a conservatory) where I was a grad student there was a resident campus cat (actually his humans were a block off campus). The kitteh’s name was “Daphnis” (and his roommate kitteh was Chloe, the two being named afer an opera). Daphnis prowled round the campus, into the president’s office while meetings were in session, into recitals (went up the aisle of the recital hall, jumped on the stage, and made himself comfy under the piano while it was being played!), and into the library. In the library he wandered around on the tops of the stacks and sometimes wouldl find a nice napping place on a shelf. In the archive of old scores he would go on expotitions and come out with cobwebs, dust, and tiny flakes of distintegrating paper on his fine orange (of course!) coat. Eventually Daphnis was featured in the yearbook!
neat!
okeh, …ahem…my name is julyisthebestmonth and i am a (recovering purrfeshunul) librararian (quicklike sits down)
i kan show u pichur ob my desk which displays how dysorganized i is now.
My mom’s a librarian. She retired recently, but librarians are sort of like Marines in that respect. Now she’s going around organizing her friends’ houses. Iz verra funnee, she’z kyoot.
I iz reetyred frum owr pubic libairee. My buks heer at home ar arraynjed by room furst. Histerical buks iz in ossif so I can uzes dem az I needz dem. Paperbaks on sitting poarch. cookbks in hallway/foyer jus owtsyde kitchin. DEN iz in order wifin der liddle groops. sik, huh?
oh, oh, AND naow I needz anudder bookcayse. But I cannawt finds wun to bai! Can u beleevez dat? went to awkshun–way to muches of de monees foar me. Can getz wun on lyne from Tarjay, but has to pays lots foar shipping. Furnichure stoar peeps tells me dat dey got rid of ders cuz no one wants dem anymoar. How sad. : (
nobuddy wants no moar? what planet dese peeps on?????? oy….
um… dat’z eggzactly hao i orgnyze mai buks… wut’z rong wid dat?! u has grate sistm.
so sad no wun wantz buks ennymoar. dey can giv dem all to me. i dreem uv big lybraree room in mah hoem.
I iz not a libarreeun, but I plays wun on teh TV…
I wurked in librerees in hi schule an thru colege and considur them sekund hoams.
I don akshully file my hoam librry by Dewey, but I do sort by sujekt and author.
(non-fikshun downstrs and in offis, fikshun upstrs in bedrm)
Are we nutz or whut?
yep, fur shure, uh huh.
Hee hee!
Osteogal: Not a librarian, but gotta thing for organization.
Been in liberries since age 4, lurv dem lots!!!! Wood luv to work in one, if I cud werk!
Trying to figure out how to Dewey my home collekshun uv buks, iz in da tousans…..
. . . while drinking a frosty fermented librarian?
Librarian Cat chekz Dublin Core . . .
Hee hee hee. Me likee!!!
i is cat-alog too
Lazer meezer iz anal-retentive?
Wait, I tink dat meens… constipated?
Hmmm… litter: purrposely dropped paypurrs…. box: well, box. Derfoar, dis IZ a litterbocks!!!
um, we tink dat anal retentive only habz a hypen when it usez as a confounded abjectiff….. hee hee hee.
I wurks at teh libary as a page, puttin’ da books away. I also iz studyin’ to be a Librarian one day, so’s I can tell dem pages what to do. LOL, Libary cat sayz “Iz in 636.8!”
libe-kitteh iz cat-a-blogged
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