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i am in ur bed

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…steeling ur snoozes

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

 
 
brinnann

O kitteh, plz no to be stealin mah snuzes, I needz dem! But u ken sleep n mah bedz, iz ok, u’z a purrrdy kitteh.

Shera(kittehvet)

No be stealin the snoozes! I needs them too! With four kittehs stealin my snoozs it is no oneder I have the insomneeah

infamousqbert

hokay. yoo kin haz mai snoozez, but onlee iffin yoo givez me teh purree snugglin’ ‘n’ snorglinz. dat wurk fur yoo?

tenhousecats

we tooked a vote, and we all agwees dat it wurks fur us. now, cud we discuss a bigger bed fur all dis aktibity?

Duffy

Iz no use - kittehs expand to fil spase availabul. Hyoomin still only gits tiny cornur.

Duffy

Puh - dis wuz sposed to be rsponse to THC votin for bigger bed abuv.

 
Duffy

Okeh - now I is confoosed. It posted as a new thred first then moved. Ize used to my lolcatz moving when Im not lukin, but not my posts.

 
typingisnotactivism

dat problem postin abowt da bed muss be giving yu th sheetz.

 
Duffy

No, just feelin bed-evilled.

 
typingisnotactivism

give it a resst!

 
 
 
 
 
 
teenie

Oh hai, I iz keepin ur spot warm.

 
SarahD

At hoam we call dis, “Soakin up ur juice”. Iz part of daely balanced nutrishun, lyk sunbeems.

 
 
bunnytrumper

Not mine I has 2 kittehs rite heah 1 as scarf tothr apron n deh tird owt to. Bisy bak son. Z’s.

doctorcat

Winnie teh Pooh ref! Awww

 
 
bunnytrumper

Dats Fredz n Ty we r the couchgang lulzzzzzzzzzzzz

 
Evil Monkey

wake me when it’z caturday

miss foots

but not b4 noon kthxbai

Annie

Sooooo, yes. n it’s onlee Tuesday nite. Hurry Caturday pleeez!

 
 
 
D-Railer

Let me huld u to me mah luvly… PILLA?!?

(Alternately)

C’mon toof faary, whar’s u hyd mah monies?

 
tallian

Another example of the Cat Expansion Theory, in which a relatively small mammal “expands” to cover an entire queen sized bed.

 
educand

O hai mai lolcatz is doin zactly same thing today kthxbai

claire

and my loldog does same everyday

 
 
CrazyOldLady

Wud sum wun adjustez to MAI sleep number, pleez??? Dis mattres be wai tu hard fur my delekit constitushun….I needz it tu be at #34…kthxbai

 
 
JIm

The quality is diminishing

Chris

It really is. Why are people including “I am” and other pointless words into captions now?!

Flartus

Honestly…an nao dey r using korekt speling an gramer in dere snotty critikle comentz on wut is sposed to be a fun blogg.

It ain’t art, folks…if u doan like it, find another page.

 
 
 
Katy

I’z better than a hubby.

 
Flartus

Kitteh daytime job is pillo holder. Nitetime job is blanket theef. Kitteh r hard werker, too.

Katzize

Mah blak simeze kitteh iz pillo warmer at day an bed hog at nite. Sumtym him seeps on pillo when I still dere! :-O Sumwun needs new bed!

Flartus

yah, u! iz called teh floor, silly hoomin. :)

Menopaws

Mai kitteh liked to get under bed and “mountain climb” up and down the bottom of the box springs on that horsehair stuff. Was bad habit, akshooly.

xena kitteh

mah kittehs gots skillz. I has a bunk beds, n dey cans climb up da ladder for snoozes anytimes dey wants.

 
 
 
 
 
Duffy

Want to snorgle that bellie so soft!!!
(Waching owt for instant reflecks five-owt-of-six pointy endz)

 
~Small H~

Oh kitteh, can I snooze wid u and rub my chin on ur soft liddle belleeeee?

 
Connor

i am in ur bed sleepin wtf ur teddiez

 
Ebrillblaiddes

Dat’s where my snoozez wint! Kitteh stoled dem!

 
Flo

Pillow Kitteh iz hidin’ on yur bed - can u c her?

Flartus

mi camoflaj…let me not shows u it.

 
 
sillyannz

heerd der wer pillow awdishuns 2day. i iz verry comfy. u can has sleepytime?

 
 
LuvBJones

zzzzzzzzzzz *roll* *blink* zzzzzzzzzzz *stretch* zzzzzzzzzzz

 
Shaungrl

Please to be buying teh piller-topz mattresh. It woodz make teh snooze steelin much moar comfeez. Tkz.

 
Jack Deth

Hewmin’z Bed still warm
Pilloe’z jyant Teddee Bayr
Huu kud aks 4 moar?

Brand noo Spesshul Playse
Stretch aowt az far az I kan
Sheetz so smoove awn fur

Kud stayz heer awyle
Sun lyte streemz in nyse adn warm
No Hewminz snoareeng :-)

Jack.

miss foots

yr next assitnment is to try this in limerick form

A kitteh wif nuffing to looz
Found jus the right plac for a snooz
Wen told to roll over
he sed “I’s hung over
cuz I tink that I had too much booz”

typingisnotactivism

thare wuns woz a kitteh naymd willow,
whose sekund besst frend woz a pillow.
she woke slowly one morning
in light of day yawning,
an reelized the frenship woz sillow.
.. . . . . . . . .

 
Jack Deth

Hai, miss foot

Dere wunce wuz a Kitteh fum Fon Du Lac
Huu affer a deelishus, nootritishus snack
Smiled wiff belleh full
An unner grabbity’z pull
Den konfisskated her Pretty Hewmin’s rack :-)

Jack.

CrazyOldLady

Jack FTW….once agin!

 
SarahD

Gess it depenz on which rack we be tawkin abowt… :D

 
 
 
sillyannz

Wun mornin I tooked a napz
Cuz no hyoomins to give me da scratchz
So I finded a bed
An stretched out insted
Nao I’m reddy to sit on sum lapz

 
 
 
miss foots

Sshshshshshshshshhhhhhh KITTEH IS SLEEEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Antoinette

Every weekday morning when I’m leaving the house (and my nice warm bed) to go to work to earn money for Kitteh Chao, cookies, vet bills and litterbox filler, I see two kittehs sacked out on my pillow stealing snoozes and I think, Now which one of us is the smarter?

 
 
typingisnotactivism

“Lasst nyte reeelly woz speshul…. but now i haz to mayk reporting to PETA, purrvert.”

catt butt squirrel butt

Kitteh not b 1-nite stan. Kittehs b fur long-turm commitmint.

 
typingisnotactivism

OMG !!!! - Dr. C, ur LOL lookz lyke a ty fyter!!!!

(lol) stay on target. . . . stay on target (lol)

Duffy

teh fors is strong in dis wun.

 
 
 
 
catt butt squirrel butt

Oh hai! I ’s lefts ruum fur u …. rite their!

 
iamhoff

Drunken Kitteh is sleepin’ it off

 
Woodchuck

Taek all da snoozes u wants, kitteh. Dere be plenty to go ’round. We will nebber runs owt.