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Dream kitteh wants yu bak.
i has yr sleep number
O kitteh, plz no to be stealin mah snuzes, I needz dem! But u ken sleep n mah bedz, iz ok, u’z a purrrdy kitteh.
No be stealin the snoozes! I needs them too! With four kittehs stealin my snoozs it is no oneder I have the insomneeah
hokay. yoo kin haz mai snoozez, but onlee iffin yoo givez me teh purree snugglin’ ‘n’ snorglinz. dat wurk fur yoo?
we tooked a vote, and we all agwees dat it wurks fur us. now, cud we discuss a bigger bed fur all dis aktibity?
Iz no use – kittehs expand to fil spase availabul. Hyoomin still only gits tiny cornur.
Puh – dis wuz sposed to be rsponse to THC votin for bigger bed abuv.
Okeh – now I is confoosed. It posted as a new thred first then moved. Ize used to my lolcatz moving when Im not lukin, but not my posts.
dat problem postin abowt da bed muss be giving yu th sheetz.
No, just feelin bed-evilled.
give it a resst!
You tink ur kittehs be steelin’ ur snoozes! I haz 6 kittehs and they steels mah snoozes frum teh bed and teh sofa! Insomnia – I has it!
Oh hai, I iz keepin ur spot warm.
An furry!!
At hoam we call dis, “Soakin up ur juice”. Iz part of daely balanced nutrishun, lyk sunbeems.
Not mine I has 2 kittehs rite heah 1 as scarf tothr apron n deh tird owt to. Bisy bak son. Z’s.
Winnie teh Pooh ref! Awww
Dats Fredz n Ty we r the couchgang lulzzzzzzzzzzzz
wake me when it’z caturday
but not b4 noon kthxbai
Sooooo, yes. n it’s onlee Tuesday nite. Hurry Caturday pleeez!
Let me huld u to me mah luvly… PILLA?!?
(Alternately)
C’mon toof faary, whar’s u hyd mah monies?
Another example of the Cat Expansion Theory, in which a relatively small mammal “expands” to cover an entire queen sized bed.
O hai mai lolcatz is doin zactly same thing today kthxbai
and my loldog does same everyday
Wud sum wun adjustez to MAI sleep number, pleez??? Dis mattres be wai tu hard fur my delekit constitushun….I needz it tu be at #34…kthxbai
i can has bodee pillow.
The quality is diminishing
It really is. Why are people including “I am” and other pointless words into captions now?!
Honestly…an nao dey r using korekt speling an gramer in dere snotty critikle comentz on wut is sposed to be a fun blogg.
It ain’t art, folks…if u doan like it, find another page.
I’z better than a hubby.
Kitteh daytime job is pillo holder. Nitetime job is blanket theef. Kitteh r hard werker, too.
Mah blak simeze kitteh iz pillo warmer at day an bed hog at nite. Sumtym him seeps on pillo when I still dere! :-O Sumwun needs new bed!
yah, u! iz called teh floor, silly hoomin.
Mai kitteh liked to get under bed and “mountain climb” up and down the bottom of the box springs on that horsehair stuff. Was bad habit, akshooly.
mah kittehs gots skillz. I has a bunk beds, n dey cans climb up da ladder for snoozes anytimes dey wants.
Want to snorgle that bellie so soft!!!
(Waching owt for instant reflecks five-owt-of-six pointy endz)
Oh kitteh, can I snooze wid u and rub my chin on ur soft liddle belleeeee?
i am in ur bed sleepin wtf ur teddiez
Dat’s where my snoozez wint! Kitteh stoled dem!
Pillow Kitteh iz hidin’ on yur bed – can u c her?
mi camoflaj…let me not shows u it.
heerd der wer pillow awdishuns 2day. i iz verry comfy. u can has sleepytime?
Kitteh iz dreemin uv cheezburgerzzzzzz…zzz…zzz…
zzzzzzzzzzz *roll* *blink* zzzzzzzzzzz *stretch* zzzzzzzzzzz
Please to be buying teh piller-topz mattresh. It woodz make teh snooze steelin much moar comfeez. Tkz.
Hewmin’z Bed still warm
Pilloe’z jyant Teddee Bayr
Huu kud aks 4 moar?
Brand noo Spesshul Playse
Stretch aowt az far az I kan
Sheetz so smoove awn fur
Kud stayz heer awyle
Sun lyte streemz in nyse adn warm
No Hewminz snoareeng
Jack.
yr next assitnment is to try this in limerick form
A kitteh wif nuffing to looz
Found jus the right plac for a snooz
Wen told to roll over
he sed “I’s hung over
cuz I tink that I had too much booz”
thare wuns woz a kitteh naymd willow,
whose sekund besst frend woz a pillow.
she woke slowly one morning
in light of day yawning,
an reelized the frenship woz sillow.
.. . . . . . . . .
Hai, miss foot
Dere wunce wuz a Kitteh fum Fon Du Lac
Huu affer a deelishus, nootritishus snack
Smiled wiff belleh full
An unner grabbity’z pull
Den konfisskated her Pretty Hewmin’s rack
Jack.
Jack FTW….once agin!
Gess it depenz on which rack we be tawkin abowt…
mebbe this wun? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mCCYLC-4xA
Wun mornin I tooked a napz
Cuz no hyoomins to give me da scratchz
So I finded a bed
An stretched out insted
Nao I’m reddy to sit on sum lapz
Sshshshshshshshshhhhhhh KITTEH IS SLEEEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every weekday morning when I’m leaving the house (and my nice warm bed) to go to work to earn money for Kitteh Chao, cookies, vet bills and litterbox filler, I see two kittehs sacked out on my pillow stealing snoozes and I think, Now which one of us is the smarter?
“Lasst nyte reeelly woz speshul…. but now i haz to mayk reporting to PETA, purrvert.”
Kitteh not b 1-nite stan. Kittehs b fur long-turm commitmint.
Ew. (lol)
OMG !!!! – Dr. C, ur LOL lookz lyke a ty fyter!!!!
(lol) stay on target. . . . stay on target (lol)
teh fors is strong in dis wun.
Oh hai! I ’s lefts ruum fur u …. rite their!
Drunken Kitteh is sleepin’ it off
Taek all da snoozes u wants, kitteh. Dere be plenty to go ’round. We will nebber runs owt.
i am in ur bed, shedding u a new comfurrrrter.
U wantid oringe, rite?
*streeeeeetch* See? I is pillows too!
this mah bed
it nyse ov mee to let humins stay heer too
How Kute!!!!!
want. snoozez. bak. NAO!
….droop….
No! Snoozies taykr! Geve them baxiez!
Now I know why I have insomnia!
Fricking lucky cat!!!
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de orange onez always be stealin mah zzzzz’s! iz kutest kitteh, and derefor hardest to turnz down!
dey also be stealin mah slooooow wake ups.. wit de snorgles an beggin for da kitteh breakfasts! iz caturday, man, plz to wait for the breakies >_<
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those ornge kittehs! always steelin mai sleeps!
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Oh noes! Nawt mai snoozes!!
[...] i awlso steeling ur snoozes. [...]