Procrastination cat
…will do it tomorrow
kitty: squeezeboy
capped and submitted by: angry candy
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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…and mah procrastination is CATching…u will do it tomorrow, too!
Nao, skritches plz.
ProCATstinashun is CATching, also
Proskritchtinashin: Puttin off til 2morrow what iz not skritchin kitteh 2day. I sed skritches nao!!
I wil do it tomorrow. Fanks kitty! Heer, hav sum treets.
Dis Kitteh iz mgnmnt mehtereal!!!!!!!
Securiteh cat….I guardin’ ur technology
Securiteh cat…is guardin’ ur teknoluhgee
(May double post, blasted ‘puter!)
Why workz when u can has napz.
Dis is teh feline vershun of mah puppeh! Black n fluffy, very flat on teh lying down, likes to always keeps an eye on me.
Katturdday ober
Kitteh can haz do nuffing
Will do it kwyte well
Day Plannr emptee
Hewmin bizzy aowt uv syte
Nawt in moodz to look
Burdz noyzee Outsyde
Kud go sit on Windo Sill
Maybee tomorro
Jack.
Procrastination cat is too pretty to work.
That’s zackly wut I keep tellin mai boss abowt me! Dusn’t seem 2 b wurkin…
Nevur put off until tumorow
Whut yu can bury in teh litturbocks today.
knot zactle on thred, but, mi lidel goggie use to bery her rawhidz in da litturbocks.
MO-TI-VATE C-A-T!
MO-TI-VATE C-A-T!
MO-TI-VATE C-A-T!
PHOTOSHOP!
OH NOES!!!
(jus so nobudy els has to sez it)
Dis no photoshop. Dis real lazee kitteh.
Even if it were photoshopped, I have a picture of my clinic cat in the same pose we could insert.
She loves to roll on the keyboards and play with the mouse. She even schedules appointments. Unfortunately she types is cat (not lolcat) and it is totally undecipherable.
teho, which part maeks you tink it’s ’shopped? srsly–cuz i’be got way too meny photos bery much liek it wif my purrsians all ober da pawboard…. dat i noes not be ’shopped…..
i tink he r referring to teh manual, er Catual, sitting on teh desk.
oh. duh. hee hee.
Haha this should be my cat!!! That way he can procrastinate and I can get something done
Chin-lyke typing detekted!
CURSE MY LACK OF … wait, whut?
wut wud a posable chin lookt like, enyway?
Sorta liek this?
http://www.madameandme.com/wayland/wayland.jpg
aks a silly kwestjun….
Yesh. Musst go wash aieeez nao. Wood raver sope dan dat memree….. I wuz tinkin moar liek Brooce Campbell!!
how iz she mayk hiz mowf to open?
U not scritch me, Ai steelz typy-bangy thing.
Barryz in littrbox.
U can has warningz nao.
I skritch yu, floofee kitteh! Yu R az floofy az mai Willem wuz, but he wuz blue gray! I been tol I give good ear. …Howzat? [skritchy skritchy skritchety skritch]
awwwwww, i can see da kitty tilting da hedz fur da skritches…… (dis kitteh looks bery much like my lexie who just moved to da bridge, so i want to reach into monitor and snorgle and kiss…..)
Procrastinashun cat sez, “Cheezburger? Ok I has time today.”
neber put off til tomorrow wut u can eeted todeh!
lolz! thats mah motto
F5 = BRING ME SNAX
F4 = HALP!
ESC = Lemme cruz teh neyberhood
CTL + ALT + DEL = naptime nao kthx
F1 = DO NOT WANT
I thawt ESC was DO NOT WANT?
Ctrl+Alt+open-teh-dam-door= Squeekee treetz
Animator cat is exanimate
o kitteh, I kuddint agree mor!
hay i prnted ur raportz
i uprgaded ur filezes
i dleetid ur grafs an chartz
i indecksed ur sredsheetzes
i elfabityzed ur roalodecks
an ur blackberrie…
i eated it
it diden tayse nuffin lyk blakberreez, r u shur u had ryte won?
wel enywayz, i can has parkin speyse nau?
Neow u qualafie 4 govmint job. Wit bennies, penshun AN parkin speyse. Ur co-hort alrudy got teh job, tho. Tu bad.
wut kitteh gunna put in teh parking space?
His Catillac!
wut kitteh gunna put in teh parking space?
His Catillac!
That is the most foolish joke
But I like it in secret
Cuz him haz better taste dan doggie, wif der Cur-rollah!
Doggie gonna upgrade to a Hounda soon.
Cat him hav guvmint job cant afford Cat -illac. Him haz crappy Caturn, jus lyk me.
Dis whut geeks attch to their kittehs’ collurs innasted uv bellz. Teh birdees doan noe teh kitteh iz comin’ roun’ teh kornur but teh nerdz an’ geekz doo.
Not able 2 work today, 2 bizzy bein bootiful
OH GREAT!!!!! I WAITIN ON K-MAIL FROM DAT OTHER KITTEH AN ALL HE NOES HOW TO DO IS PLAY CARD GAMES!! NOES WONDER I ALWAYZ GET YELLED AT BY HEAD HONCHO BIG CHEEZZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sowwy i no has ur TPS reportz
blak kitteh puts bad luk hex on ‘puter
I doan like skool i’z jus do it tmrrw, kthx
I’m on ur keyboard
revisin ur novel
Why do t’day whut u kin putz off ’till tomorrow?
ZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzSNORK
Procrastination kitteh
will come up with a better capshun tomorrow
I has a reelly funneh commentz. I might gets around to posting. Tomorrow-ish.
Maybe.
malware 3.0 sez “there iz no ESC!!! awl ur Fn r belong to us!!!! . . . . okay, u can haz ESC. . . and sum Fn. . . . . . BUT JUST U WAIT TIL MALWARE 4.0……. . . FROM CALICO VIZHUN!!!!!”
i currentlee haz no fings to do.
this iz wot happenz if U doan vacyoom yer k/b for, lyke, 13230 yeerz
vacyuum?? dats kan be puts off til tomorows too, all da hares wil stil be der.
All I have to say is wtf is my kitteh doing into your macros? Srsly, woah on the look alike there.