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photo found on Things That Make You Go Aahh
capped and submitted by: Heather
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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omg lux at hiz hands!
Srsly luks lyk he haz posable thumb on himz left hand…juss onna wrong syde!1
Mah Opposable Thumbz is not wurkin’!
No, they are not “hands” they are paws. Only primates have hands.
Rodents do not have hands.
Hahaha omg we no! Iz jus dat hez so cyoot & he semms to actz so hoomin-lyk!! Yoo start reff- refe- calling them hoomin tinks! Iz de fun of it allz!1!!
hahahaha omg this is srsly cute! >_<
erhn! erhn! erhn!
Previously on Prison Break…
exactly what i was thinking
hamster can pwn schillinger?
i no longer 1 ounce weekling
And for only three payments of $59.95, you too can have this amazingly cute physique! My hamster workout is guaranteed!!
Where’s my post workout protein shake?
Indiana Jonez Hamster iz xploaring yer tempals.
yippee ki yi yo, muffer….
hahaha! Onlee hammy not bald, and way kyootr!
oh hai, looks like this cage isn’t gonna keep me in here much longer.. .might wanna think about that habitrail we talked about.
but, me being super hammy, i’s still gonna ’scape.
I can has safe wurd?
“Lemmiwinks”
EEEK! Dat safewerd fer felching onlee!!!!
“Darrrrrrlink, ai hav nevr felch this wai befoar.” *pleh*
OMG! How cute!
It’s a mess down there Barry.. I’m afraid we won’t be finished in the time quoted..
Dis week on Misshun Imfuzzible…
Fuzzee Gye liffz waytz
Wuntz beeg gunz an six pakk abz
Tuu luuk Hawt 4 chix
Hamstirr Weel broakn
Fuzzee Gye ran it tu def
Naow ecksploarz t3h Howse
Fude Pellitt repz
Bench pressez t3h Kitteh toyz
Kitteh nawt amewzed
Jack.
Hampster’s affer chix? More innerspecies furbidden luvs!
Once I ran to you
Now I’ll run from you
This tainted love you’ve given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that’s not nearly all
tainted love
Tainted love
Wait who is dees eemposter Annie wanting a “spot”?
Flartus, YOU recognize me, don u?
will da reel annie plz gibe da TSWD recognishun sign?
Total Sitehound World Domination———umm we have a recognishun sign? 2 paws up?
Sorry, Annie, u’ll have to be a littel more random fur me to rekignize u. U iz making two much sense!!
jeez, we chat on Caturday and now u don noe me. I is sooo hurted. must hab katlua and creem….
Waahhhhhhhh
“What is it Professor Xavier?”
“I’m… getting…. it’s….. it’s ….. Mystique!!! She’s hazzing cheezburgrz!!!”
Ah! Nao I nose u iz teh real Annie! Heer, has a frostee libashun an a 3 Mousekittehs bar…
frostee libashun?
“Can I get a spot?” SOO CUTE
Jack LaLanne Mowsie sez, mycrowaev grates today, boats full o peeples tomorro!
i finks dynamic tenshun mus be orfullee hard wurk!!
Rocky Horror Rodent! WTF!
Sarjint: Hup, tew, chree, foar!
Hup, tew, chree, foar!
‘Cmon, look alibe owt dere!
Is u jus a buncha rodence?
I awta be setin owt gloo trapz fer u li’l babees!
Sownd awf: Hu lubs de Koar?
Mousies: I does, sir! I does!
Sarjint: Dass moar lyke it!
ah doan knoe but ah been told
ekskimo kittehz are my-tee cold
At teh risk of sounin wussy
if u oan teh cat u hav a …..
umm nebber mine
Last thng u seez befur u looze ur left eye
i can has steroydz?
Ahnuld Schwarzenhamster will pump (clap) you up!
LOL win. +5chz
HALP!
hoomun iz gonna straynz meh wif dis meshy fing! oh noes!
ah b hamster-fries soon eff u doan halp meh!
I is not julienne or nootrishus!
Whycome some of these posts are tagged “treasure”? I not get it.
I just founded this out. Any pic with a non-kitteh critter automajiklee gets tagged with the “treasure” tag thingy.
Neeeeeeet!
I’z NOT carryin away coolin cookies ona tray.
Is ooman imajinashon.
Stupid ooman.
57….58…59…
Deez chinups iz hard wurk!
ehn! ehn! dats one…..
He iz goin ta have a sore hammy afta dis workout
OMG WIN!!!!!
GOJIRO HAMSTA!!
i iz in ur Gitmo, confessin to ennyting day want me to.
“Yep, here’s yer problem. This isn’t a hamster wheel.”
Well, Hai Thar!!
Oh, Hai! I fixed ur air condeeshuner foar u. Nao u won’t be so hot.
sownz lyke sumwun fixded pawis hiltonz a/c reeeeeeeeeel gooooooooood. shee nawt hawt at awl.
“Despite awl mai rayge, ai am stiiilll jusst a hamster doin chinupz”
“Got Milk?”
GOT MILK????
i wrk 2 hrd!!!!!!