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I R HARD VORKER

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..I VORK FUH DE GUVEMINT

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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thepetmuseum

dis game not gonna play itself
ur tax dollars, i is them

stendhalismo

… you know, having the DMV and the post office managed by cats explains A LOT

scarletkitty

mah huzbin iz deh lettah cayrier. Honey, u haz NO ideea how true dat iz! deh (mis)manijmint storees are legendairy.

 
Flartus

I jest realized teh other day that I’ve had to regestirmate mah car and git a DL in 5 states. NC is teh only wun that has a separate place to do each of those 2 things. Iz dere uther states like that?

 
Sandy

Texas also makes you register your car & get your DL in 2 different places - 2 miles apart, in this town!

 
 
Lessizmoar

Cat-like bureaucracy detected.

 
 
 
Flartus

Y u not reedin ichc, kitteh????

BonzoGal

Yeah, rly! Wut kinda slackeh kitteh iz he?! All teh kewlest slakkers wayst there wuk-tiem on ICHC!!! (Ahem… ;)

 
 
sillyannz

srsly… ichc most necessaree to monday mornins.

Flartus

an Toosday mornings…and Wendsdays…and Fursdays…and even Caturday Eve!

msnoah

shur, for huuminz ichc iz a ryut, but for teh indeependent self-suffisheeant kitteh, hee needs hiz awone tym an solitairz teh onlee gaym in town!

 
 
 
 
sarah

Oh no, you’re on to us. I work for the government too and I was checking on the cheese when I should be working. Kitty is sharing our secrets!

Dee

Me tooo! I work for the Dept. of Public Health. ….

It iz vurry important fer yer health fer me to read teh cheeze.

 
 
KT

kitteh iz russan. vladmir puten is b hind thes.

stendhalismo

in soviet russia, solitare plays YOU

 
Duffy

Kitteh is meezer. Dis gummint job ben outsoursed to Aisya.

 
 
 
Jack Deth

Guvvament Kitteh
Oald Skool lyke Maynard Jee Krebz
WURK?!!!…. Saowndz lyke deezeez

Munday Hangober
Hadz 2 much fun Caturday
Kitteh needz Kawfee

Kitteh typez away
Muvez t3h Mowse and deleetz fylz
Luukz industreeuz :-)

Jack.

Duffy

Evun if not in purfek poyetry, Jack, yr capshuns wud be awsum.

grammykatz

no no Duffiez,,,JackDeth havez purrfect Haiku Kitteh commentz…srsly… me lubz dis…

 
 
 
BonzoGal

Maynard G. Krebs FTW!!!

 
 
Duffy

I moovs teh blak 2 for another valyooble use of tackspaiers munnys.

 
sillyannz

where’z dat lobbyist… i iz needin cheezburger lunch. also cookies. must keep mah strength up 4 stringent nap dis afternoon.

CrazyOldLady

da napz kannot take demselvez, yu no!!

 
ronniecat

skip teh lobbyist, letz cut strate to de BRIBES! CHEEZBURGERS, please, unmarked, in various denominashuns (and toppings) and non-serial barcodez!!!1!

 
 
Marc

We can yet has Iraq polcy?

No, almost wnnng, not yours, can not has.

ronniecat

Ah. Teh latest progres report. Written in LOLcat.

Splains so much, lawd, so much.

 
 
verucassault

Red fyve on blak sicks, kitteh.
(Evur hurd dat joke? Eef lossd een forist, tayk out pak of cardz and plai sollitair. Some1 weel luk ober your shulder n say ‘Red kween on blak keeng.’ and u kin follo dem out of forist.)

BonzoGal

ROFL… an dat sumwun will most likely b mah husbin!!! Mr. BonzoGal iz BIG kibbitzer. (Ah lubs him ennyway.)

 
whiskers

wai is it no one can kep tehir bloody mawths shut when yr playin solitarre or reedin a buk? “hey whatcha reedin? is it gud?” well yah, thas wai im reedin, stead o takkin to you, you asshole!!!

Turkeyburger (no relation)

“What ya reading?”
“Great Expectations”
“Is it any good?”
“It’s not everything I hoped it would be.”

Jeanie

“what ya readin?”
“Of Human Bondage”
“How is it?”
“It’s got me tied up in knots.”

 
 
 
 
 
mcsquare

In Soviet Russia the guvemint vorks 4 U…but no very hard.

 
 
D.R.

i r rytin vytal raportz

den i eetz de snax u hydin in ur desk

u needz sum noo Sharpees, ah pensul sharpnr an moar ov dose skrichee noatpadz.

iss okey, u kin getz dem foar mee latr. i no angrees.

ronniecat

u bastrd! u de worker steelin mah tastee snax!!! I shud have knowed you was wastin time on ICHC when you wuz sposed to be worken… oh, wait… never mind.

 
 
LuvBJones

Has 2 finnish dis hand qwick … almos time 4 coffy break!!

 
 
KITTKAT

At LEEST DIS KITTEH NOES HOW TO MAK COMPUTER WORK!!! MAYBEEZ HEES ALL CAWT UP!!!!!!!

typingisnotactivism

is k-IT-eh

 
 
mjfrombuffalo

Good thing kitteh not to work for Noo Yawk Citee, mayer Bloomburg fire kitteh and kitteh have no more the cheezburger monee.

http://www.ny1.com/ny1/content/index.jsp?stid=3&aid=56990

Menopaws

Now THAT sucks. Kind of an eye opener, though…

typingisnotactivism

kittehz in ur Wall Street, wunnerin just how menny yawtz U can waterskee behynd.

 
 
 
Genevieve

the funny thing is, i work for the gov’t and i’ve gotten in trouble several times for playing card games on my computer.
glad to see i’m not the only one. :)

lolitare

iz zat U on teh picxure??? Or Ur co-worcar lolcat??? rushan cow-worcer lolcat???

 
 
 
Kinddragon

Isn’t he playing Freecell? hehe.

Cottleston Pie

LOL! Ur rite! Dint eben notiss.

Flartus

No, no, he r playin FURcell.

Silly hoomin!

Kinddragon

as a silly hoomin, I prefer Furrycell, (fuhreesell)

 
 
 
 
 
scarletkitty

I iz frum deh guvmint and I iz heer to help u!
mebbe u comes bak layter?

 
tyco

Hay! Hoo beet mai scorez?

 
itwillallbefine

Damn da boss for to bann da poka site. Now Iz to play dis stupid game. Iz still not wurkin tho.

 
Dani

HAHAHA… I think he’s working for the IRS. Found you through the Blogger’s Choice Awards you’re in second place for Best Animal Blogger. Seems that competition is feirce but I think these picts are hilrious enough to make you win!!! :) Anyway, you’ve got my vote and it’s easy to add a Brag Badge code so people can vote for you. VOTE HERE!!!

 
bonafide

u moove the two?

then you work as much as me, no rlly.

 
Melissa

Dis gittin boarin. I fink I’ll play teh majong after teh lunch.