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dis game not gonna play itself
ur tax dollars, i is them
… you know, having the DMV and the post office managed by cats explains A LOT
mah huzbin iz deh lettah cayrier. Honey, u haz NO ideea how true dat iz! deh (mis)manijmint storees are legendairy.
I jest realized teh other day that I’ve had to regestirmate mah car and git a DL in 5 states. NC is teh only wun that has a separate place to do each of those 2 things. Iz dere uther states like that?
Warshentun.
Texas also makes you register your car & get your DL in 2 different places – 2 miles apart, in this town!
Cat-like bureaucracy detected.
Y u not reedin ichc, kitteh????
Yeah, rly! Wut kinda slackeh kitteh iz he?! All teh kewlest slakkers wayst there wuk-tiem on ICHC!!! (Ahem…)
‘zactly!
srsly… ichc most necessaree to monday mornins.
an Toosday mornings…and Wendsdays…and Fursdays…and even Caturday Eve!
shur, for huuminz ichc iz a ryut, but for teh indeependent self-suffisheeant kitteh, hee needs hiz awone tym an solitairz teh onlee gaym in town!
Oh no, you’re on to us. I work for the government too and I was checking on the cheese when I should be working. Kitty is sharing our secrets!
Me tooo! I work for the Dept. of Public Health. ….
It iz vurry important fer yer health fer me to read teh cheeze.
kitteh iz russan. vladmir puten is b hind thes.
in soviet russia, solitare plays YOU
Kitteh is meezer. Dis gummint job ben outsoursed to Aisya.
win!
Guvvament Kitteh
Oald Skool lyke Maynard Jee Krebz
WURK?!!!…. Saowndz lyke deezeez
Munday Hangober
Hadz 2 much fun Caturday
Kitteh needz Kawfee
Kitteh typez away
Muvez t3h Mowse and deleetz fylz
Luukz industreeuz
Jack.
Evun if not in purfek poyetry, Jack, yr capshuns wud be awsum.
no no Duffiez,,,JackDeth havez purrfect Haiku Kitteh commentz…srsly… me lubz dis…
hykoo! win! win!
Maynard G. Krebs FTW!!!
I moovs teh blak 2 for another valyooble use of tackspaiers munnys.
where’z dat lobbyist… i iz needin cheezburger lunch. also cookies. must keep mah strength up 4 stringent nap dis afternoon.
da napz kannot take demselvez, yu no!!
skip teh lobbyist, letz cut strate to de BRIBES! CHEEZBURGERS, please, unmarked, in various denominashuns (and toppings) and non-serial barcodez!!!1!
We can yet has Iraq polcy?
No, almost wnnng, not yours, can not has.
Ah. Teh latest progres report. Written in LOLcat.
Splains so much, lawd, so much.
Red fyve on blak sicks, kitteh.
(Evur hurd dat joke? Eef lossd een forist, tayk out pak of cardz and plai sollitair. Some1 weel luk ober your shulder n say ‘Red kween on blak keeng.’ and u kin follo dem out of forist.)
ROFL… an dat sumwun will most likely b mah husbin!!! Mr. BonzoGal iz BIG kibbitzer. (Ah lubs him ennyway.)
wai is it no one can kep tehir bloody mawths shut when yr playin solitarre or reedin a buk? “hey whatcha reedin? is it gud?” well yah, thas wai im reedin, stead o takkin to you, you asshole!!!
“What ya reading?”
“Great Expectations”
“Is it any good?”
“It’s not everything I hoped it would be.”
“what ya readin?”
“Of Human Bondage”
“How is it?”
“It’s got me tied up in knots.”
much LOLz!!!
In Soviet Russia the guvemint vorks 4 U…but no very hard.
ah ah ha! Soliz-a-tatz!
i r rytin vytal raportz
den i eetz de snax u hydin in ur desk
u needz sum noo Sharpees, ah pensul sharpnr an moar ov dose skrichee noatpadz.
iss okey, u kin getz dem foar mee latr. i no angrees.
u bastrd! u de worker steelin mah tastee snax!!! I shud have knowed you was wastin time on ICHC when you wuz sposed to be worken… oh, wait… never mind.
Has 2 finnish dis hand qwick … almos time 4 coffy break!!
Y dis Siameeze kitteh not playin’ Chineeze Chekkers?
We are Siameeze, if u pleeze!
At LEEST DIS KITTEH NOES HOW TO MAK COMPUTER WORK!!! MAYBEEZ HEES ALL CAWT UP!!!!!!!
is k-IT-eh
Good thing kitteh not to work for Noo Yawk Citee, mayer Bloomburg fire kitteh and kitteh have no more the cheezburger monee.
http://www.ny1.com/ny1/content/index.jsp?stid=3&aid=56990
Now THAT sucks. Kind of an eye opener, though…
kittehz in ur Wall Street, wunnerin just how menny yawtz U can waterskee behynd.
the funny thing is, i work for the gov’t and i’ve gotten in trouble several times for playing card games on my computer.
glad to see i’m not the only one.
iz zat U on teh picxure??? Or Ur co-worcar lolcat??? rushan cow-worcer lolcat???
Slolitaire.
bwaha, that’s ace.
Isn’t he playing Freecell? hehe.
LOL! Ur rite! Dint eben notiss.
No, no, he r playin FURcell.
Silly hoomin!
as a silly hoomin, I prefer Furrycell, (fuhreesell)
we needz ur taxez. to defeet da axisez.
http://www.taxgirl.com/taxes-will-defeat-the-axis/
I iz frum deh guvmint and I iz heer to help u!
mebbe u comes bak layter?
Hay! Hoo beet mai scorez?
Damn da boss for to bann da poka site. Now Iz to play dis stupid game. Iz still not wurkin tho.
HAHAHA… I think he’s working for the IRS. Found you through the Blogger’s Choice Awards you’re in second place for Best Animal Blogger. Seems that competition is feirce but I think these picts are hilrious enough to make you win!!!
Anyway, you’ve got my vote and it’s easy to add a Brag Badge code so people can vote for you. VOTE HERE!!!
u moove the two?
then you work as much as me, no rlly.
Dis gittin boarin. I fink I’ll play teh majong after teh lunch.
Er mebee mien feeld!
Teh towurr defenzz!
Or mebbe Bejoold. But mebbe not wit teh soundz. DO NOT WANT to call ‘tensun to my kyoobikl.
See, kitteh iz bad exzample for lolfrenz.
I starteded noo jorb 2day an now kitteh showz me how not 2 work.
I needz brain bleech now.
BAD kitteh!
How’d it go, Gladys?
Yeah, Gladys! Hau wuz teh furst dai at ur neu jahb! Can u plai on teh pooter??
well, u still smilin…dat a gud sine, rite???
u iz in fresch gaynfool emploiment, emploimenting gaynfoollee? wiv da freschness?
Minesweeper leads to Solitaire then to Free Cell, then you go to the hard stuff. Hearts and Spades. Eventually your playin at PokerStars.net. Kitteh’s ultimate goal? Winnin teh millyunz and goldie braslit in teh Wurl Seriz.
Proof that Solitare is a gateway game.
grate, nao we gunna has a war against online gaming.
Just say “i hold.”
War Gaymz Kitteh iz in yer simyoolashunz, hazzing a gaym.
Shall we play a game?
tic cat toe?
Iz gubmint werker, and Iz play orbtiz gamez. Iz a hoam run heerooooo
Trying to hard. Not funny.
IR hard vorker
IB impotant seedy o
Curse mai lack of playable cardz!
u can haz solid air?
TX Holdem kitteh iz loozin ur howse.
ooh! it’s my favorite game!!
Government Employee-cat
iz makin gud use of takspayr muneez
I would like to see a cat macto that has to do with lay offs? Cause that is one area that seriously needs some LOL humor
I is addikted to dat game. Am playing riht now. lolcatspeak is hard.
i fell of my chair laffing when i saw this. this kitteh looks JUST like my dad – who is addicted to freecell – and works fer the guvment!
Wow, where do you find all these??? I don’t think they are computer generated, thus someone is having lots of fun time taking crazy pictures
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that is so a austin powers moment