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Monorail cat is down 4 repairs.
(Srsly, dis look liek our Biffer. Wut she doin on ur couhc?)
*couch*
(sry, not enuf caffeen yet)
cat-like typing detektid
CURSE MY LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS
Monorail cat gots de tail upgrades
um – and is kitty’s butt on fire in that photo? I think the engine might be burning oil – kitty’s smoking like a city bus
PS:
KITTY BUTT
*POOT*
making herownself comfurtable, i’d sey
wut r u lookin at?
Deflatable cat is currently at 2psi. Please insert nozzle and inflate to ~15psi for daily usage.
heehee! i read 2psi as “toopsee”. i iz not teknikul. whee!
ya, too hot here too.
Got 90 degrees. DO NOT WANT. =/
Bummer. How u feel today, Yvi?
ugh, basically i feel like sumbunny stuffed cotton balls into mah headz… and they wants out!
combine hot weather wif sinus infection (forehead feels like popping out) and a mild ear infection – i can has a brain funcshun plz?
i went to teh dr. today – get to stay home for two weeks. so i have enuff time to get well.
how r u?
i r fine! Off to dentist in a coupla minutes … but sinus infection are the PLEH! Hope u feel bettr soon!
oh oh, dentist wudnt wanna be u rite nao.
good luck wif dat! 
i haz teh antibiotics, will hopefully be bettar in a few dayz
Two weeks off?? Poor bebbeh! Yu mus be reelie sick!!! Drink lots of waterz and rest lotz and lotz!!! An doan fergit yur medz!!!! Luz ya.
ever tried using one of those baby aspiratiors from the grocery filled w/ warm water and a tiny bit of kosher salt (don’t use table salt – the iodine is irritating) to gently flush eveyrthing out? just take a hot shower, get everything wet by breathing in steam and water, rock your head back, fill one sinus, blow, then the other. I’ve gotten rid of sinus infections that way – just don’t squirt so hard you force everything deeper. may take multiple rinses for each sinus
It’s gross, but it really does work.
it is gross – just do it in the warm shower cause you’re gonna blow snot everywhere ;o)
and remember to think to yourself “I feel SO pretty right now. SUCH a pretty girl” lulz
oh fank u for teh advice stend.
so u mean those things u use to suck the icky out of babies noses? 
i have seen these, they shud be available at drug stores here.
took me a while to translate and understand this.
and kosher salt = normal salt wifout iodine, yes?
i’ll probably have to send boyfriend shopping again for diz. antibiotics r givin me teh kind of side effex that make u not wanna leave teh house. ^^ well on teh bright side – diz way its ensured that i get rest. *g*
it’s a video! (neti pots ar da growd-up vurzun uv da behbeh asparayturs).
http://www.netipot.org/demo_video.htm
all tengazillionhousecats scurry around, getting togethfur a care pakij fur mommy yvi:
playte ob chocorat-chip cookies, gallons ob catmomile tea, big kettle ob chicky catnip-matzoh ball soup. dat shud do it.
fank u thc.
might get sum veggie broth later. 
and make cookies, nomnomnom. 
I hopes u iz soon bettah, YVI. Sinus infekshuns is awfuls. My DIL swares by deh sinus cleany owtie things. Mebbe will to help u, too.
2 weeks off iz lots of tymes to get well. U stayz kwiet, K? and rests and dreenks tea and stuffs.
i used to has chronic sinus infeckshun. was really yuky…hopes you is better sooooooon!!!
now i irrigates, (is what stend was sayin) every every day, twice, and washes all teh nastsy right out. can breath now. can *nif* *nif* smel now. is great!
get better fast.
hm, nao diz makes me really think i will try wut stend recommended.
u gaiz rock! so sweet and naise and all!
fank u so muches! 
*hugs and cookies 4 all* 
Wow, this sinus thing is infeckshus!!! Iz spredding by ims all across da worl!!!!
must be viral!
hahahahaha
I recommends teh Hot Toddy. Any cure that involves alcohol can’t be all that bad.
my old roommate used to offer up screwdrivers to sick people. orange juice=vitamin c, vodka=cleansing. in fact, the stronger, the better, we thought!
Must be Florida kat … iz frizzy kittey. I feel ur pain, mai fren … get yurself a cool, tastee bvrg and it will get bettr … in Oktobr. Maybee. Iffn hurrikan doan blo u intu next countee, wich may or may knot be der, eithr. Welcum to mai tropikal pair-a-dice!
Pair-a-dice????? Man, I wanna win teh lotto so I can be a reverse-snowbird!!! Fla is too freakin hot in teh summertime!! An yet, here I stay!!!
a-sweatin’ an a-swattin’.
Pleh!
Pleh! I agreez. Iz not tropikal pardize! Iz not fit fer hooman life! 3 yrs of grad skool den huzbind, kitties and iz out of here!!
We iz Michigan folkz. 95F and 90% hoomidity for munthz on end? DO NOT WANT!!!!!!! Da wetherz, dey killz us.
COL–iz not jus Florda dat are too howt. Chicago iz narstyhot an steemy and oh so very PLEH in da summer, an we sposedly da NORF. Global warming DO NOT WANT…somebody bring me a squishee! or at least an ice cube…
shudn’t laff, i noes, but yur way wif werds maek it impawsibble not to!
U wanna laff? U wanna cry? I rathr laff, fer sure!
I’m heer u, COL! … wanna win LOTTO, buy summr place in Maine, big enuf to invit LOLfrenz. Wud be so nice, to sit onna porch, wit variety of tasty bvrg an burgerz; set up crokay ‘n badmitten games, put out cardz ‘n Monopolee gamez, hav a big Open Howse all summr long. Ahhhhh! Well, a fren can dreem, rite?
I will be ther, Meno. U kan kownts on me! Heer in Illinois country iz pretty hawt plase, too. hot an humid. but at leest I iz far enuf sowth dat deh sikycadas aren’t a problum. But my ketteh keeps luking foar WARM playses to sleep. Wat’s up wit dat? WTF? She finds sunnee windows and room witowt much of de AC and she haytes plases ware deh fanz blow. huh! I haz de howse partishuned off and not much AC on cause of deh pryse of the lectrisities has goned sky hi heer. Kitteh is happy bowt it. She’s nuts.
An I gotz teh kitteh what sit on top of teh a/c vent on teh floor!!! Go figgure!
Minez Mellie kitteh wuz liek dat too! Inna hot hot wether in Denvur, we look for Mellie, where da kitteh? We finnlee find her under da covers in da bed!!! Schweatee kitteh!
Den, in da winter, in da 20 below, I comes home frum werk an I’m lookin all roun, where’s da Mellie kitteh? I hears a lil mew, and find her stuck to da windooo!!!! She wuz sittin in da window watchin da cold, and licked her fur and den leaned back to da window and got stuck! Or mebbe Gus triple dawg dared her!! lol!
She wuz weerd kitteh. Wood eat salsa and lieked opera singin. But alwayz used her box, and mewrgled to warn me of impending harblls. An ver purty, more even dan dis kitteh here!!
Dat wud be todally wunnerful….cool evenin breezes, quiet nature sounds, and all teh lolfrenz to chat wif!!! Datz it…..gotta go buy more quik-pikz!!
dah lotterees–owr retyrement plan!
Take meeeee!
i wants to come, too. plz? i’z vurry small and don’ taek up much room.
i’ll be there, and i’ll bring moar games, and tasty wine and foodz!
i can haz rocking chair on teh porch plz? and purring kitteh on lap?
I can haz A/C?
My kitteh iz Florida kitteh nd he no mind hot outside! It gets over 100 degrees out nd he keep pester us! Maybe that because kitteh iz frum Eejupd were itz really hot.
Oog…last cheezburger wuz 1 tu meny.
*urp*
I can has swamp kooler?
(Hi ’90s in Colordado. See much deflayted kittehs hear, 2!)
Kitteh haz layzeez
2 warmz 2 du enneefing
Dis nawt chiilin!
Hewminz arz sillee
Dey komplayn abaowt t3h heet
Du nawt hab fur koatz
No shayd in t3h Howse
Kitteh up awn Beeg Lawng Chayr
By open Windo
Jack.
Doan cry, emo kitteh
i iz feersum tygur
dont nobuddy tuch ma feersum comfey blankey
u is not feersum tygur. u is little “swiffer” attachment dust mop. kant fool mee, i’d recognize u n e where.
nuthin’ iz kwyte so feersum az a comfey blankey.
O man. Dat looks like just about evrybody here in Loosiana–too hawt, just sit onna porch an wait for breeze. Get urself a tastee bvrg. Altho is kooler todai caws it stormed alla yesturdai.
omg kitteh iz feel teh same wai
GA heet is teh suck too.
it’s 72 and clear in san diego today – again ;o)
bite me
*CHOMP* -chew-chew-chew- nibble nibble nibble…
Yea, bite all o’ uz. 87 degrees and sunny here in indiana today
i is in indiana too!! which part are you in???
is hi 90s and f-ing HYOOMID in dallas. damn teh 45 days uv storms dat maed teh grownd all wet and goopee.
Hai gaiz
I haz a kweschun. I haz submittid nrly 25 lolcats to ichc but none showz up heer eveh. Iz dis norml? I iz frustraetd.
nawt 2 bad in Windy City today but moar heet comin. Must get teh govmint and allz teh biznesses and peepul to saev energi an turn aroun teh glowbl warmin evrywaer!
m kyoorius–waht do u alz do? Ahm pro clasicl mewsishun. Cant bleeve dat M typin laik dis w/ PhD an allz!!! sheesh
Stae cool n saef evrywun. Prrrrrrrs and mews frm mai kittehs Sophie (shai tortisshel) an Jessie (plaefl goldn ornj tabby girl).
Doan feel bad, kirinphoebe. I haz submittid probly 30, an onlee won got it (“Doomed”). Dey getz a millyon gazillyon entrees … well, k … *thousans,* anyway. So hang in der!
Wen itz 90 in Denver AN Germany, sumthin rong! So much 4 “no globil warmin!”
Anywayz, hellooo Windy City kittehs an ther hyoomin!
Floof-o-metr 2 hawt to werk eethr. Sillee kitteh shd moov to teh bathtub an cooler tailz!
Globl warmin cat tinks i’z too hawt
Kitteh is meltered!
Boneless kitteh is a hawt kitteh.
If kitteh wuz not on teh divan cover, he might blends into teh sofa pattern.
I can has camoflage?
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