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Plz mak sher foar tu uze teh praper postij.
Or…
Plz mak sher dey moobers put bocks in pantree necks to cheezburgrs.
Firstest class postalage, hof course, for kittee. Nothink less will do!
DO NOT WANT ABU DABI!
Y u no wan Abu Dabi? Kat come visiting me soon
I can has hoz in box for the breathings plz?
O hai, I iz speshul cheezburger Happee Meel prize. Sry, onlee frifries left. An teh kechep. Kthxbai.
Be wary wary quiet I iz huntin cheezeburgers
I is bein outsorced-ed to bangalore
oh hai. did u knows kardbawrd haz flavorz?
.
kitteh-n-da-bx has teknahkal diffakulteez
springh winded up in rong plaaaaaaaaze!
(plz 2 be payshints…i iz rakoverin)
Teh bocks sez frageeley rite? RITE? I is vary frageeley.
Plz to nawt braek kitteh.
I iz not Italian, I is just sensitive…
Crissmiss Stoari ftw!
Yeeessss I can has beeg fuglee leglamp?
YOU’LL PUT UR EYE OWT!!!!
U can buy those lamps for ur own house. Google dem. They makes smaller model–liek desktop size, too.
Total win … lubs that movee!
OMG … Scott Farkus … “He had yellow eyes. I swear … YELLOW EYES!” hahaha!
I has a uhall. but movingz not so grate. kthxbai.
Amenz. Mai rummi ani jess siend a lees yisterdai…we muvin awgist furst. Nk – whuz halpin – kitteh? Yu in?
Uhhhhhhhhh… yeh… we’z all has teh picup trukz.
my hubby an ai was helpin a fren move a few yars ago (he was stress cooki–him traid for grant for gradutated skool, an loss it) an he had this towtalee huge puter desk. it was a corner dsk he bawt at wailmart an wait 3 hunnerd pownds!
He libbed on the 3 floar, but he wantded the deskk moved in one pees (had been a beesh to put togever tooo) so my hubby an 2 ovvr (not so burli) guys traied to carrry dis HUGE puter desk dawn the stairs. the get it tru the doar (we doants know how! amd it gets stucked on the FIRS landing.
Aour fren was frantic abot this desk stuck on the landing fo the top floar fo the building we ar mofing himz out of. Mai husband goes out to the car to get hiz leatherman to take the thing apart so we can move it, and wen he comes back owr fren starts yellin if U take it apart, you might as well trash it! so he starts kickin the puter desk and it scraps out sum plasters of teh wall, and slides ovar teh railing.
Teh desk went CRASHING daon teh stairs and broked in a hunnerd million peices (which made it much eaiser to move) so we ended up carrying it bits to teh dumster around teh back, a few at a time.
Mai hubby and I have a bodys-onee moovin polisee nao. It are less hassl, and whut frenz are foar.
An nao bak too ur regular schdued lolcats…
there goes the damage deposit ;o)
Ahhh, justice is served! Bwhahahahaha!
My COM tried to move mai beeuteeful cherry desk tu r new howze….but it borked inna milliun piecez too cos he dinna wanna take it apart….oh well…dere wuzznt enuf room in teh nu place for it ennywai….but I missez it
ROFL! Oh man…
oh, uh… u mite wanna turn teh fan on or sumfing before u comes in heer.
bocks iz dutch?
Don’t nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
i can haz catulence?
Cat looks like he is waiting for someone.
Now, I sticks my feets out throo teh bottom, and sneaks over to where teh cheezburgrs are, but if ennywun looks over at mee I just stop and they thinks I is just a bocks…
It’s Solid Snack.
Snack Pliskin?
yu taekin me wif yu, rite? i yur fureber kitteh, yes?
kthxbai. see yu in mew home. purr.
Fureber home YAYAY!!!
oh hai, thc, i r so sowwy i didnt make it to last caturdays chat. i r sick. i has teh sinus infecshun.
i furgotz even moar nao, then i already do… i was lyin in bed watchin tv and fell asleep. 
Yvi! We was worried bout u! So sowwy u sick.
ya, sowwy bout dat again.
normally i wudnt miss out on opportunity to chat wif da lolfrenz! 
mah head feels so squishy. *g*
yvi….get betterz quik, bebbeh! dey wuz all axkin bout yu in meebo!
oh dats so sweet.
fank u 
yeppers, we missed you….. but when dem siniis get imfected, it duz go right to yur memory, we noes (funny, da olders i get, da more reesons i can come up wif fur losing my mind…..)
next week, k?
haha, yeah, add + sinus infection = major brain funcshun FAIL.
yes, next caturday it is!
only 4 dayz left. *teehee* 
*feels bettar today, heat be gone, can has sum funnayz again*
sinus infexions are teh PLEH! Hope ur hed feels bedder sooooon!!
heating (not boiling) water with crushed garlic, straining off the water, and mixing the garlic water with a bit of good quality honey – pour this (only after making sure not too hot – nasals is sensitive) in one nostril and out the other makes for good sinus infection killer. Seriously. Eyes will water like crazy if garlic is good and strong. Will make sense about an hour after you do it.
ugh monkeyperson.
u know, if i cud, i wud to dat, but it seriously is a mystery to me, how u can get sumfink in one nostril and out teh othar? O.o
i hafsta let mah nose drops run frum mah nose down into mah froat to help teh ear infecshuns get bettar – and dats already so yucky. =/ PLEH
but fank u for teh advice monkey!
fank u flartus.
the heat seems to be gone nao, so at least the headache is gone. *whee* 
head not as squishy anymore, but still weird.
KITTEH LUBS = BOCKZ!!!!1!
Carefull kitteh … do not let they tapez your box up
Sorry kittee, when human type peepulz say to go pack selvez, this are not what they am meanink. Please to out of box come, and then packink stuff thinks belonginks.
K?
Is good.
de seekrit coad werd iz: cheezburger
rapeet: cheezburgers
the eegel flyes at midnite. dat iz all.
Dis is why lolcats maik louzy spiez. Do seekrit coad werd is always cheezburger.
LOL!
An if u gibs um a cheezburger, fuhgedabowtit!
i bot u some deelishuz hoommaid cookeez on teh eebaiz but i eeted them.
keerful-i tink it mite bea trap!
keerful i sed- u got postige enuff fer kitteh? i steel tink is trapaleter
Iz we dun playin Hide and Go Skeet?
U-haul cat has been hauled.
Bawkz haz t3h Magnet
Mayde speshillee for Kittehz
Wunce in. Nebber getz aowt
Peekeengz froo seeleeng
Green Ieez blayz in t3h darkness
Kitteh ryte at hoam
Kitteh sumtymz shayrz
Spayse wif udder stuff until
the stuff goze away
Jack.
me, I lubbs the kitteh poe-tree! maeks me vair vair happee!
Wen hee gonna publiss uh booke?
OK, WHO ORDERED THE CAT ?
Oh noes…..I thot I sed “Cat-a-log”….mebbe they jus heerd me rong!
fought u sais “Cat-n-log”…log in bocks tew.
Speshully iffen kitteh been in bokx more dan a coupla hours…den dey SEVRUL logz in boxks.
if he be shipped USPS, he be in log howse by nao….wif nyce yallow layk
Huh? wot deez bocks four??
hmmm…
Addressy sez…
Dr. Vet
1234 Yearly Shot Wai
BFE 12345
Hay – y u gotz tapez out????
metal gear solid – lolcat style
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
Step 2: Put the cat in a box
hah!
nonono…yu puts teh fox wif teh sox in teh box….how menne times I gotta tell yu dis?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
Love that song!
i iz dyslexik box kite. kbai.
Could dis be Schrodinger’s kitteh?
Mebbe iz in bocks, mebbe iz not…mebbe iz ded, mebbe iz not ded…HYOOMINZ CANNOT KNO!
I IZ in de bocks! Tayk DAT, Shroe-dinger!
I always get that one confused with the ‘you cannot know the location AND the direction of a cat simultaneously’ ;o)
I can has phyzzics humor?
Dat’s Heisenburg’s Uncertainty Principle–u cannot kno both da location an direction of a kitteh.
Man, I gotta come up with a macro for that.
hyoomin: “how u lyke paper view?”
kitteh: “meh” *shrug* “iz board.”
hyoomin “mebbe yu want sportz? mebbe boxing?”
kitteh “pack it in”
hyoomin *pleh*
lol kk … whut?
so punny it Hertz!
Dis be mah fort, no gurlz alloud.
…
Unless you be bringin’ cheezburgers.
better be usin fedex, kitteh…elsewise who knoze where you’ll end up…
This not litur bawx?
cat + box = funsies
plz is 2 b retrned 2 sendar?
Kitteh, nuthin! I iz ferowshus panthur hidin in my sekert laire, waitin to pounse.
NO IM NOT PURRIN, IM GROWLIN.
So kwit callin me kyoot.
hee hee hee!
Cat smuggling–easiest job in the world!
No money in it, though.
oh! i has a piktur jus’ liek dis uv mai kitteh…’ceptin’ he’s in mai sootcayse…an’ he’z all blak…
an teh lid r opin…an it’s of his tail-end, not his hed…an he’s asleep…
but udder than that, iz zackly alike!
yoo bin lookin’ in mai kamra?
i iz spescial delvery 4 u.
i sees dead catz . . .
Oh, bfor u seelz da box u putz in 17 cheezburger k? an 1 buckit for my invisible fren here kthx
awwwwwwwwwww so cute