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Whatta kyoot littl, er …. harbl? Wot IZ that????
Looks like part hamter, part owly.
I dunno, but … DO WANT.
I *think* I DO want, but wtf is it?
Iz dis teh sayme as teh liddle lolpic-bebbeh-fingee dat wuz eetin’ a seed a cuppel weeks ago? I totlee luf dem an’ DO WANT. Whar ken I get one?
O! An’ ahm finkin’ of gettin’ a bun. Ah usta haf a bun manee, manee yeers ago an it wuz teh PHUN (a phun bun?
) Aneewayz, iff ah get a bun, whar shoold ah go an’ whut kind shoold ah getz?
do a webby search fur rabbit resq–rly! dere a big group called da houserabbit society dat’s got affiliates all all ober, plus you can go to petfinder.com and look dere in yur area, too…. lots ob sites, inclyding da houserabbit ones wif infurmayshun bout da different kinds, too.
tofu purrobly gots dood suggestions as well…. and bunbun’s mommy, too.
exsellant, fanks!
I izn’t shure wut it be. It kinda luks liek a gerbil I had onse tho, named Asimov.
It be full of teh kyute tho, whutevr it iz.
I think it’s an elephant shrew
or a vry shrewd elephant….. . . . . . ?
i laffed so much at dat comment :]
Is hairy Voldemort?
Mah plan for werld dominashun is aslmost compleet. Now put me in mah hamter ball so I can get to evil hamter lair! Formerlee callded teh habitrayl!!
MWAH HAHAHAHA!
” … my fluffy minions will soon have control of the worlds exercise wheels, then my control over the guinea pigs will be complete … MWA HA HA HA HA HAH !!! …
ahaha
iz plottin serius revolooshunz?
Wtf iz dat? …Lewks liek a harbalz! Wahaha!
lok like is got pwn3d by hammer! and what hpnd to ze nosies? wat iz it?
…an’ plz tew bless mamma, an’ poppa, an’ mah sisstur, an plz keep awl teh soljurs sayf. And plz tew tellz mah bruddur tew kwit pikkin’ on mee! Ahmen.
dats whuts i tout too
ME tu also.
One….MILLYUN……dollahs….!!!!
ys pinky.
NARF!! Poit!
Pinky: Gee Brain, wat u wan do 2nite!?
Brain: ze saim tingk we do evri naight, Peenky! Traii to take awver der WURLDDD!!
Narf!
“Are you tinkin whut i tinkin, kitteh?”
“I tink so, brayn, but if cheezburger be made with limburger, how to be sneekin up on teh hoomans?”
“i think so brain, but how are we gonna get the spandex on the elephants?”
“i think so, brain, but where are we gonna find rubber pants in our size?”
“I think so, Brain, but what if the chimp won’t wear the pantyhose?”
we wuz a-thinkin teh same tingz. pinky & brian laivv akshun.
Plz plz plz pleeeeeeeeez, kin i haf de cheezburgers?
…Prity pleez?
..Wif kechoop awn top?
invisible bong.
Don’t bogart, lil’ hamster-thingy!
hahahahahahahaha so much win…wait, what?
OMG, i seed this & heard Mr. Burns’ voice right away & a big ol’ belly laff comed outta me.
Sankoo for a chuckle first ting inna mornin’.
MMMMMMM, Cheezburgerz. glaahaaa. *drool*
Releese da hounds, Smithers!
Wat iz de critter?
Or wut? Yu’l rlees de dogz? Or de beez? Or teh dahgz wif beez n deyr mowfs so wen dey bahrk dey shooted beez at u?
Isn’t this the same episode w/teh killer Richard Simmons robot? Evertyime I hear “shake, shake, shake” I think of that scene!
Wat is rong wif me??
We haven’t got dat figgured out yet, Flart. But we lubs u anywayz.
Invizibul korm.
What the h*ll is that thing?
OMGWTFBBQBACON&CHEEZE!1!1!!
pafologically cyoot.
Mebbe full frontal view of hedgehog. Varry rare as dey usually curls up deyselfs. Odderwise, is gerbowl–cross between gerbil & owl. Talk about furbidden luvs!
If dat is hedgehog, iz covering nose wif paws. Oh noes! Teh noze is hidingz.
Srsly, if any1 noze wut this harbl iz, plz tell uz.
I thot teh nose was dat pointy white fing wif pink on eever side, just above teh front paws. Was I rong?
I still fink is gerbowl.
Dwarf hamster, I fink.
but which wun? Bashful? Sneezy? Grumpy? qt?
plzgod plzgod plzgod DONT let da hoominz sneezzzee rite now.
“an Gawd bwess mommy an daddy an pweez to mek hamzburger tiem to can be cheezburger tiem, coz kittiez is lookin hungree”
ahh, grasshopper… you have much to learn.
I’z in yur minds, infestin yur zells wit ma ewill plans! *evil laugh*
De worlded is in mah paws!
Ah, I see the nose I bought from Overstock.com has arrived. Too bad they didn’t have matching pairs of eyes. All they had were lefties…
CURSE MY LACK OF … wait, what?
of a noes…NOES!!!
of oppoezabl antlerz!?!? a very smorl Hardley Davison?!? WMD?!?!
Awd Liddil Krittur
Haz Infundibbyoolaytr
Nawt noez haow it wurkz?
“Awn” switch up 2 hye
No wants Pinkee to push it
Sumfing myte go rawng
Faythfull assisstunt
In lub wif Farfegnootun
Nawt so faythfull
Krittur Konundrum
Myte kawl Mawntee Burnz for help
Himz noez whut to do!
Jack.
u tok teh bst ov evryting nd mayd it awsum agin. A+++ wil do bizznez wif agin.
Teh lols!!1
Invisible tiny cauldron…
invizibl microfone for inaudible ballad.
Nowz I sit in handz cumpleet
I praz da Lawd dat catz woen eat…
Plz plz plz let dis hand not belong to richurd geer.
WINZ!
An Orifice & A Gentleman? An American Gerbil oh!
Buddhist Fluff prayz for zen
in China, Zen prayz for fluff!!!
Excellent, Smithers … get me my helicopter …
Pwayin fur world peas and more peanuts fur me.
I think it’s a shrew. maybe an elephant shrew.
Never heard a dwarf hamster utter evil laughter before.
MWAHAHAHAHA!
our first lolgerbil!
Him kyoot, sorta, but more eeeeeeeeeevil.
Him concernz me.
yez…i seez heer u wil hav a long an prospurruz laif…dat wil bee 25 sunflowr seedz plz.
O snort! U’ve playd Hamtaro?
I can has masterplan?
What a cute widdle fuzzy overlord him is! Just look at hims evil liddle toesies!
Der God, Plz tell me what I am. AMEN
i can haz personlol idennidy crisis?
Iz sumo rodent
Iz Doctur Hamsterviel???
Hims him own mineh-mee!
not evilll–jus’ neersaitid!
hungry kitteh sez: Ham! I like ham! nom nom nom
WFT ^ (WFT x WTF)
Hello poppet…
i c ded humanz
Plz giv meh a corm, I begz u!
is a nargle
aw luv. if dis nargle, necklace charm DON’T WANT! but he don luk lyk him steel loony shoos.
Hairy Pawter & Teh Order of teh Feenix ftw!
“Tea. Earl Gray. Hot.”
dear santa, plz bring me a poney and a cheezburger and makes shur to fill mah stokings wif lots of nootrushus foods.
“i will pwn Hamsterdam”
akshullee – yu know how evree tyme yu sware reel bad or think haytful stuff, an angel loozes thare wingz? mebbe dis wot day luuk lyke aftrwrdz…… *awwwwwwww*slap*
Mai noze… u has it??
Reverend gerbil knows what you did this weekend and he is praying for your soul…..
I dink this be goste. Goste of smal furree soul.
the ger-buddha has attained enlightenment
No Meester Bond. I hexpex u to dai!!!
… that’s… really scary…
Omygosh!! Dat B lukin like a Nekked Mole Rat,,, wit furry on himz teenyness….
iz goast ov cheezburgr’s CPU
it’s a baby dwarf hamster
see:
Yes! Dat is too cute.
Plz gib me more broccoli!
o:
Little grble! Yooh can be mah ebil minion! o:
Yus! We rule wrldz t’gethr!
One word; Win
I thinks this Roborovski dwarf bebe, teh tiniest dwarf hamsters we gotz.
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Ithink it would make a great nargle if they put one in the Potter movie.
OMG!!!!!!!!!! 2 kyoot!!!!!!!!! Looks like my old Chinese Dwarf female!!!!!!!! I can haz it, yes?
idk what it is….. but ii hope it woun’t destroy the glaskick empire of kittehs!!!!!!
idk what it is….. but ii hope it woun’t destroy the glaskick empire of kittehs!!!!!! and save the kitteh home of cheez burgers…..