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Three weeks later, dere misteriously apered dozns of litl tadpols wif whiskers an fur an long skiny tails.
Togever we wil defeet teh evil hamter!!!
VEEKTOREE EES OURS!!!!
“Yes, Centurion!”
I’z in ur galley… Commanding ur slaves.
Full frog ahead!
“An’ ah sed, miz mowiss, won’t you marry me? hmm-HMM, hmm-HMM!”
a fog he wul a woooing go
Who runs Barter Town !?!?!?! Master Blaster!
random !!! random !!! random !!!
or is it some hip new in-joke that we internets fogeys just don’t get?
is it possible??
mad max and “hip” and “new” are mutually exclusive.
We dun needd another hewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwo
We dun neded to know the way hoooooooooooooooooooooooooome
All we wan iz life beeeeeeeyond….
Cheeezeburger dome…..
(Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, for those of you who purged your memories of the Eighties)
PJ…dere wuz lotz of gud reesuns tu purge the 80’s stuffz!!!
ooh ooh! i has gud reezuns to purj of 70s!
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/index.html
Amphibious sight-seeing at its best!
Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
I can has epic mount?
Dis mount is broked. Can I has 500g plz? Plz? PLZZ?
I can has hood ornamint?
Weerd liddle Kreet~yoorz
Kast offz uv So~syettee
Fynd forbiddun luv
Sense uv beelawngeeng
Amungst demselves and udderz
Awl Kreet~yoorz hab dis
Livveeng aowt uv syte
Intimmasee haz a pryce
Theenk uv t3h Chilldrun
Jack.
aham…
neejerkk reeactlolnary says: ho noooz!!
Theenk uf teh chillrunz!!!!
thxUkbai
fwoggee: marko!
mowcee: polo!
fwoggee: marko!
mowcee: polo!
Teehee - mai bruvver’z kitteh’z naim IZ “Froggy” *hahaLULZhaha*
“k guise, gots mah frog, nao i can joyn bikee gang? wot u meen u sed ‘fat boy hog’?”
Mousie: While your stories about trying to persuade women to kiss you so you can turn back into a prince are simply RIBETTING, I’m afraid I’m going to be late for my appointment. Do speed it up a bit, my dear chap!
If i lix u will i see things?
trippy frawg! (likliklik)
Nuffins happenin!(30 seconds later)
wooooaaah teh colorzzzz….
woah.
dats jus’ teh poyzun gettin’ to ur brayn.
it’s wy ur momma tole u “don lik frogs!”
im on ur frog, parodying ur classical epic
… again ;o)
Kitteh off teh port…uh…legs!! Kwick, frog–evasive action!!1!
♫ ♪ Which way does I steerz, for dat…
Cheezburgr in Paradise!! ♫
So dis toad an dis water rat wawk intu a bar….
*sigh* sumwon was suppozd to come up wit joke … *harumph*
K…
SO … dis toad an dis water rat wawk intu a bar. Teh bartendr look at teh tu of em and sez: “U look lik u been rodent hard an put up wet. U think I am fibbian?”
Bada-BANG!
Hay! Iz Munday…. (mutters, then shuffelz off, stage left)
Well, hay, at leest u camed up wif sumfing…i kinda jest stared at teh intro an went “Uhhhhhhhhhhh…”.
Yeah, hunh hunh. She said “wet.”
methinkz u ‘n’ me iz on saem wavelength.
I luvd it, Meno!!!
So toad and water mowsie walk into a bar…
Which is kinda funny because u think at least wun of dem would have seen it.
Froggee takes Water Rat skiing in his news moterbote…wif teh usual results.
Poop, poop!
Wind in teh Willoz FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay! menny cheezburgers for yoo — I thawt I was da onliest one who thunk Wind in teh Willoz when I seed the pickshur.
Mai car?
It got toad.
winz
*grooooaaaaan*
*headdesk*
seconded.
sign at a ren faire i was at…”this lot protected by witches, no parking or your car will be toad”
Warning, groaner alert!
Sign says no parkie here mowzie! Ur ride will be toad!
UGH! *LOELZ*
**lolz**
Win!
All are hokey ‘less water-rat* are say “Dive! Dive!” Then troublesome problem difficulteez hoccur.
* Am to hexcuse me, but am not maus, am water-rat. kthxbai
Froggie went a’courtin’ and he did ride.
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
hey–ah alreddy sed that!
I is Lord Zynthor!
I is heer ta steale yer cheez!
U wil no haf yer burgers ifn i has anyfin ta say abot eet!
noooooooooeeeesssss!!! fink ov teh chilldrunz!!!
They see me…
Lillypad hoppin’…
They be hatin’…
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ froggy.
totally lollifrus. mai son taught mai 9 yer ol daughter teh courus for dat 1 last summer. she singd the same 4 linse for thee monfs!!!
Awsum
Twu frawgs sitted awn a log. Dere nayms was Pete an Repeat. Pete falled off. Whu wuz lef?
O wate, dat’s not a frawg.
REPEAT!!!
mush! mush!
capteen, wheev gawt sumthin on the ribbit-sownar
Meece’s bote sank. Had to get toad into shoar.
Engage!