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  1. miss foots says:

    Three weeks later, dere misteriously apered dozns of litl tadpols wif whiskers an fur an long skiny tails.

  2. Melissa says:

    Togever we wil defeet teh evil hamter!!!

    VEEKTOREE EES OURS!!!!

  3. Menopaws says:

    “Yes, Centurion!”

  4. kirinphoebe says:

    Full frog ahead!

  5. kirinphoebe says:

    “An’ ah sed, miz mowiss, won’t you marry me? hmm-HMM, hmm-HMM!”

  6. bigbubbarub says:

    Who runs Barter Town !?!?!?! Master Blaster!

  7. kirinphoebe says:

    Amphibious sight-seeing at its best!

  8. Dexaan says:

    Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!

  9. Bannoch says:

    I can has epic mount?

  10. Jack Deth says:

    Weerd liddle Kreet~yoorz
    Kast offz uv So~syettee
    Fynd forbiddun luv

    Sense uv beelawngeeng
    Amungst demselves and udderz
    Awl Kreet~yoorz hab dis

    Livveeng aowt uv syte
    Intimmasee haz a pryce
    Theenk uv t3h Chilldrun :-)

    Jack.

  11. msnoah says:

    fwoggee: marko!

    mowcee: polo!

    fwoggee: marko!

    mowcee: polo!

  12. david says:

    “k guise, gots mah frog, nao i can joyn bikee gang? wot u meen u sed ‘fat boy hog’?”

  13. Dustbunny says:

    Mousie: While your stories about trying to persuade women to kiss you so you can turn back into a prince are simply RIBETTING, I’m afraid I’m going to be late for my appointment. Do speed it up a bit, my dear chap!

  14. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    If i lix u will i see things?

  15. Ellinikos says:

    im on ur frog, parodying ur classical epic

  16. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Kitteh off teh port…uh…legs!! Kwick, frog–evasive action!!1!

  17. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    ♫ ♪ Which way does I steerz, for dat…

    Cheezburgr in Paradise!! ♫

    • Menopaws says:

      So dis toad an dis water rat wawk intu a bar….

      • Menopaws says:

        *sigh* sumwon was suppozd to come up wit joke … *harumph*

        K…

        SO … dis toad an dis water rat wawk intu a bar. Teh bartendr look at teh tu of em and sez: “U look lik u been rodent hard an put up wet. U think I am fibbian?”

        Bada-BANG!

        Hay! Iz Munday…. (mutters, then shuffelz off, stage left)

      • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

        So toad and water mowsie walk into a bar…

        Which is kinda funny because u think at least wun of dem would have seen it.

  18. Flartus says:

    Froggee takes Water Rat skiing in his news moterbote…wif teh usual results.

    Poop, poop!

  19. mikeski says:

    Mai car?

    It got toad.

  20. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    Warning, groaner alert!

    Sign says no parkie here mowzie! Ur ride will be toad!

  21. BorisEvenWorse says:

    All are hokey ‘less water-rat* are say “Dive! Dive!” Then troublesome problem difficulteez hoccur.

    * Am to hexcuse me, but am not maus, am water-rat. kthxbai

  22. Kris says:

    Froggie went a’courtin’ and he did ride.

    UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

  23. D.R. says:

    I is Lord Zynthor!

    I is heer ta steale yer cheez!

    U wil no haf yer burgers ifn i has anyfin ta say abot eet!

  24. Bannoch says:

    They see me…

    Lillypad hoppin’…

    They be hatin’…

    Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ froggy.

  25. Twu frawgs sitted awn a log. Dere nayms was Pete an Repeat. Pete falled off. Whu wuz lef?

    O wate, dat’s not a frawg.

  26. meg says:

    mush! mush!

  27. Iggy says:

    capteen, wheev gawt sumthin on the ribbit-sownar

  28. Meece’s bote sank. Had to get toad into shoar.

  29. Mount says:

    Engage!

  30. Mike says:

    It seems Naruto has become a mouse.

  31. Flartus says:

    You can’t just TankFrog into Mordor!!

  32. “your back it has a flavor. The flavor of ohmigod my snout is melting, man!”

  33. tallian says:

    For the honor of Redwall!!

  34. Duffy says:

    Nibblez had nevur plaied leepfrog befor, and wundred nervusly if he shuldnt hav a seet belt.

  35. Brian says:

    Amazing photo and very funny caption.

    Its sad because the photo was taken from a flood. The mouse escaped and the frog is helping the mouse survive.

  36. it’s actually a toad….a loltoad. :)

  37. xthcman says:

    Take us to warp speed 7

  38. Rich says:

    ROTFLMFAO

  39. glacialinferno says:

    Wind in the Willows, real life edition?

  40. Xeno says:

    That’s a lot of confidence. Toad looks big enough to make a cheezburger out of the mousie.

  41. Anne says:

    That fella (the fat froggy creature) is poisonous… What happened to the mouse?
    It’s not ok to mistreat animals to make funny pictures. Then it has suddenly nothing to do with funny, rather becomes plain bad taste.

  42. fors says:

    I has a mount!

  43. cindersqueak says:

    an go fasta an fasta an fasta!

  44. Wahoo says:

    This splains how I gotz wartz on mah mouse harbuls.

  45. Anders Satan says:

    Revolution of the Murder Mice!


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