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Deh plug goez WARE?
nebermind. I not needs after awl.
KITTY BUTT
hmmm….is dat an AC or a DC kitteh?
Needz upchharg with chzbrgr, nawt elextrisity.
Kitteh needz rechrgd? That’s what Caturday is for!
I’ll be rechrgd ’bout 2 am. Den teh kitteh rodeo circus kin beginz.
1st event: under-blanket toe wrasslin!
2nd event: lassoo kitteh-parintz nose hares
3rd event: nok ober misteree objekt in livin rume, rayse 2 safetee
4th event: inbisibl monster roping- monster yooshually lokated on kitteh-parintz chest(s)
Main event: ryde bukkin bronkos (parintz’ legz), 1st kitteh to wayke up parintz an git dem 2 put kibls in boles winz; kitteh hoo git tosst off bed iz luzer.
Boy u hit da nayl onna hed!!! Damn nawkturnal beests. Gotta lub ‘em.
aor furst kitteh wood wate til bout leventy clock at niet an then decied he needz 2 be upstars as fast as posibul an den wunz dere he wood needz 2 be bak downstars rite now! an den repeet hoel prahsess ovar an ovar an ovar til we letted himz aout.
he iz not 2 be goingz aout anymoer tho cuz sumptin beets him up last yere pretty bad
mebbe woz dryer?
mi kitteys plai dis rodeoh game alla time
Tuf week, huh? I noes jus how he feelz.
But hay – itz Caturday! Take teh day off. Be unplug.
Wish I cood.
Ur volts, i needz them…
i first generation iCat
i haz only 2 hr battery life
snerk
Mah broder haz a kitteh namd icat, an he luks liek dis wun, but smaller.
how long hiz battery run 4?
is a bebe kitteh, so hiz battery runz fer 6 hours at a time, but only at nite.
Silleh peeps. Everywun knows dat kittehs is teh solar powerd. Power cord must be for teh auxillary purring engine…
Zaktly. Kitteh jes needs a comfie chair nekts to a wynndo wif teh sun peaken frew. Him bee awl bettar soon.
Of corz! Kittehs be invirunmenully saef.
Solarkaverter kitteh is puttin jucie bak n ur gridz.
dangz, TB beated meh tuh da solarz.
Git 1 ub dese kittehs an u taek 40 jillyun carz off rode. Srsly.
lol! Dat commershul sooo strange! We gotz a new a/c (hooray!) an da commershul sez we took 285,000 cars off de road. Hubby sez firs, fer how long? An sekun, WHERE? Cuz de 405 still a mess!
If we kud get moar solarkittehs, we can save sa wirl!
Mai husbin put in energee-eefishint lite bulbz, and sez “Do I get to pick WHICH cars go off the road? Because I’ve got a list…”
hee hee hee…… da lottery….
WIN!!!11!!
(can i add a couple? Pleeeeze?)
carbon kitteh iz on nokturnl emission to flud yer coastlyn an drowt yer fud.
Dis nu mp3 skin is waaaai otta han. It addeded 8 lbs to mai soni poatabl. mebbeh I need to get teh ipurr?
Problum: Mom loozes powur kord bahin da shalf awl da tyme an haz to dig it bak out agin.
Solushon: I’ll layz on it fur hur, she’ll be soooooo happy she dusnt has to dig, an i’ll getz lawts of cheezburgers! Purrrfek plan!!
Dell announces yet another battery recall.
Kitteh no plugz in
Recharjez wif warm Sun lyte
Awn t3h Windo Sill
Kitteh much Ohld Skool
Paowerz up by reelackzeeng
Affer a nyse meel
Noo iz nawt bettah
Kittteh “Pleh!”z t3h sillee jakk
Az Ieez sloalee kloze
Ennerjee to burn
Layt at Nyte wile Hewminz sleep
Nawkturnil Misschef!
Jack.
JD, U R teh Longfellow of lolcat, teh Keats of kitteh-speek.
Awsom hiku poetree.
JD = Poet loreeyat of LOLcats!
Poet lolreeate! For haikoo, he gets sebenteen cheezburgers.
{perk} Did sumone say lorikeet??
Teh kitteh poet
can has so many commentzz
cuz he has haikoo
Jack deth is blak beht
of t3h lolkitteh haikoos
wee r al laik: “kool!”
I must surrender
Jack is king of the HAIku
Must think of new schtick
mebbe try fuku?
haz saym sillabik strukchyoor,
and at leest wun sware.
datz silly – dis fred proovz
dat moar iz sumtymz better!
HAIku awn, K.O.!
Haiku iz nawt hard
Seez t3h Wurld froo Kitteh’z Ieez
Den letz t3h wurdz floe
Thx awl brry much
Jack.
Kitteh mus be oldur modl, himz plug not compatibull wif ma chargeeng systum!
Kitteh is frenly tu de emvyramumamint
MP3 cat be tired uv ur awful rat mewsic
Ur charger. I has it.
Handz over teh cheezburgers or I noms teh cord 2 shredz!
i is not environmentally frundly
pls to b rechargd kthx
Thank you – I hates it wnen the “to be” is left out of “needs to be xd” statements.
mebbe yu needs to be less kaffinayted?
i maded u a ifone.
but i eeted it.
*urp*
pritty soon *urp* will becum *iFart*
WIN !11!
Thats a phono plug, Seems more like it needs an AUX input
but it a cat, not an aux (sorry, bad beest ob burden joke)
“an wot i doan want iz for yu to stik plugz in meeeeeee”
Eco-frienlee kitteh say: No use electricity. Use CHEEZEBURGER!
Cliff Richardz kitteh iz wired foar sownd, but iz snoozing after playing lowdly awl day. Kitteh nawt mayk it to Live Earth. Skared dat Madonna wud drink kittehz blud to mayntayn yoothful vigger. Stereokitteh now chillin on yer shelf, gotta catch the monorail kitteh at 3am but doan foerget – we built this kitteh on rawk an roll.
“Thank you for purchasing the Kittehmancer 2.0 visualisation accessory for iPod.
Instructions for use:
1- Put the interface collar around your cat’s neck, and fasten. (*1)
2- Plug the interface cable into your iPod device’s headphone socket.
3- Initiate music playback on your iPod.
4- Enjoy the performance, as your cat sings and dances to your favourite music! (*2)
Warnings:
(*1) Please avoid overtightening the interface collar, as this may cause erratic, unsyncronised visualisation, and will void your warranty.
(*2) Please note that the use of gangsta rap is to be avoided, as this may cause damage to your cat and its environment.”
Instructions for use:
1- Put the interface collar around your cat’s neck, and fasten. (*1)
Use sterile wipes to remove scratches marks from arm.
Locate cat under chair
Use sterile wipes to remove scratches from face.
2- Plug the interface cable into your iPod device’s headphone socket
After enjoying iPod for several hours, check home carefully for ‘deposits’ left by angry, vengeful cat.
Enjoy!
Kitteh needz adaptr fer use in Yoorup
kitteh no fit in mah plugz! They be thrree pronged!
This is funny and all but is it completeley necessary to type like a complete retard? It has purpose as the pictures caption, it makes it funnier but why has everyone left a comment like they’ve got downs? Just because the picture has ben speeled incorectly doesn’t automatically make you funny.
omg that kitten is so cute