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wow, i iz amazed. i iz furst vote AND furst comment. wow. i wuv dis won. it r high-lar-ee-us.
it’s your 5 min of fame on ICHC !!! REVEL IN IT !!! lulz
yup, must b. my prize 4 staying up 2 l8. lolz
furst! iz x-cat wulvreen wit teh clawz! fytes foar justis!
SNNIKT!!! Wow, an I thot dat Hugh Jackman maed kyoot Wolverine… dis wun heer ebin moar babe-a-lishus!
plz to giv mee french manicurz for mai speshuul Caturday – kthx!
u is afred a da craw
come to teh dark said – cheezburgrz, wee has dem der.
EHHNNN!!! is traiing tu rech der CHEEZBURGER! GIMME GIMME U STUPID HYUMEN!
“dis tyme u gunna stay hi fivered!!1!”
Eeeyowch!
Mai claws… let me show you them.
Ah wil KNOT drahg u arund in ur littel redd waygon. Stops 2 b ascking meh.
U can’t ride in mai little red wagon. Front wheelz broken an acksul is draggin.
P.S. Sean Penn cat sez no peekshures kthx braek kamra
Invisabull sckrew tawp.
Invisabull Maryonette Dawll.
I read this and saw sumthin about mayonnaise.
Wuz taystee, but mindboggling.
Gonna go kleen kontakctz now.
mind meowlder.
Come my pwetti, come!
U has mi kamra. Ise nebber finnish mi pordfolo wid owt id.
HAI I hopez is u not paparazzi!
Tom Cruise kitty sez “DAMN YOU PAPARAZZI !!!”
GIMME GIMME GIMME! Or you gits teh klaws!
You can has bloodee stump?
… gimme gimme gimme … a bloody stump after midnight … ???
( definitely not the abba original, maybe a remix … )
you are teh dancing bloody stump.
Stend, yu has teh strange trane of thot!
( bows )
actually, I just heard SOS done by a bluegrass band (played straight) on college radio and it was the most awesome thing – I’m gonna have to go track that down
found it – S.O.S. by the meat purveyors. gotta love the internet
Saruman cat is turnz to teh Dark Loard.
Tag, you’re it!
Do I LOOK like I’m kidding?!
“Reach Out, Skratch Face!”
Depeche mode kitteh!
Iz can haz Kat Skratch Fevuh, Iz Mayks Uz a Beleevuh
Yu gimme feevah!1 FEVAH!!1
Fevah wehn yu claw meh
Fevah wehn yu skrich me rite
FEVAH!1!
nice ;o)
I gonna mayk yu a offr yu cant refyuuz
Kitteh wuz arrestid an charj wif atempded batary afta thiz fail carjakin insadent. He wuz takin to de Cownty Jale; him bale wuz set at 50,000 cheezburgers.
Aw man! Dis is spesheez profiling!! Get me Jonny Cat-choran!! Bail is wai tu hi!!
You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
U hab offended mah fambly AND Shirley Temple.
Sorry, juss hadta say it.
not the SHIRLEY TEMPLE OF DOOM ???
Teh one on Peppermint bay? NNNOOOOOoooooooo
On teh gud ship lawleepawpyuintehnoez!1
or
On teh gud ship lawleepopacaponyurazz!!1
Kitteh as Bruce Lee in Enter The Dragon–I luv it!
Seen dat moobie over a dozn times–it still rocks.
sorry, the 8:02 comment got lost in the intertubes
Kitteh as Bruce Lee in Entah Teh Draagun–i luvs it!
Seen dat moobie over a duzn times.
Shirley has happee landing on a choklit bar–way B4 my time!
ah put a spel on yu, becauz ur miiiiiiine…
Gimme dat cheezburger!!!!! Wat purt of *NOW* u not unnerstand??????
HEY! I jus saw time I post messag! 4:38AM??? It be 10:38 in NY – Cheezburger factory be in SAMOA?????? No wunder kittehs unhappy.. who can swum to Samoa for tastee cheezburger?????
Akshually, Cheezburger Faktiry is in Hawaii! 4 reelz!
Tanks!!! Do kittehs in Hawaii ate Pineapple Cheezburgers??? nom, nom…
Spam burgers! I hear spam is like beloved in Hawaii……
Dis is jus 1 exshample. I gotz 3 moar just lyke it, and I noze hau to uze ‘em. Nau, GOTZ BURGERZ?
Exactness! All kittees am pointed on all five endz.
Ur majesty, if u were king, u woodn’t be fraid of anyting?
Not nobuddy. Not nohow!
Not eben a rhinocerous?
Imposerous!
How bout a hippopotamouse?
Why, I’d thrash him frum top to bottomouse!
Cowardly lyon from wizahrd of az, the win!!!
Hannibal Lectorcat has need of your face…
need ur faec nao pls
kthx
Ninja Shadow Kat
Haz no yoose 4 Wulbereen
Finess ober forse
Klawz cum aowt fass
Verssatil kurved sharpee points
Mayd for Fyte or Flyte
Seez t3h lawng Kurtins?
I klymed t3hm awl lass Nyte
Rume needz moar Sunlyte!
Jack.
u no have munies, first i takes out an eye.
Dis new bran’ of kitteh food… my appreesheashun, plz to be lettin’ me show you it
“Say hallo to mah leedle fren…”
Reach out and touch face
mama, see, i cleened between my pawpads after using da box, rly i did! cant i PLZ get up on da dining rum taybull now?
Kitteh has a hand
wif extra sharpz biggum klaws
slashies ur teh face
or asks hims foar help?
is teh kitteh lending handz?
just wantz chzbrgrs
alfa male kat
shos off heez ploomage= sharp klaws
gitz heem brgrs now
Tawk to da hand.
No I are not the six fingered man! (Happy 20th B-day Princess Bride!)
20 years already?
Man I feels old…
scratch an snif kitteh
Five out of six ends are pointy.
Calvin and Hobbes FTW!
BEGONE, demons! I cats ye owt!!
Jez fyv mor minitz plz?
or is it, jez 5 more cheezburgers?
Dis not teh kitty u seek. kthxbai
dis Catcus groez waild!
“You am wantink hextreem close-up with camera? Hokay, heer are one!”
Einy meiny meiny moe…. and u is eeet!
Svengali kitteh haz u under hiz powerz…
…reech, reeeeeeeech foar teh lait!
u do itz now, catpische?
Yesh, I obeys my Feline overlord. To be getting you teh cheezburgers now…along with abandoning all rules of grammar and spelling.
this r serius pawz. . . . k. . . . continyoo.
GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!!
Lvl 31 Wizrd Cat Casts Sum Spellz
Jus a sec – yu’ve got sumthin on yer face.
Yer noze.
Wha part of *SNIKT* doan u unnerstan???
whoa! hoo’s bin stalkin’ mai kitteh?! iz him! i noes it!
UR NOZE
I WANT IT
I finde ur lak of fayth disterbng….
Cheezburger nao! Or teh drapes is history.
lol
wow, I won’t ask YOU again!!