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dun make me ask again, kthx


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  1. Jeff P. says:

    wow, i iz amazed. i iz furst vote AND furst comment. wow. i wuv dis won. it r high-lar-ee-us.

  2. Chaimy says:

    furst! iz x-cat wulvreen wit teh clawz! fytes foar justis!

    • BonzoGal says:

      SNNIKT!!! Wow, an I thot dat Hugh Jackman maed kyoot Wolverine… dis wun heer ebin moar babe-a-lishus!

  3. msnoah says:

    plz to giv mee french manicurz for mai speshuul Caturday – kthx!

  4. Pete says:

    u is afred a da craw

  5. Spryte808 says:

    EHHNNN!!! is traiing tu rech der CHEEZBURGER! GIMME GIMME U STUPID HYUMEN!

  6. david says:

    “dis tyme u gunna stay hi fivered!!1!”

  7. tekniik says:

    Mai claws… let me show you them.

  8. Ah wil KNOT drahg u arund in ur littel redd waygon. Stops 2 b ascking meh.

    • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

      U can’t ride in mai little red wagon. Front wheelz broken an acksul is draggin.

      P.S. Sean Penn cat sez no peekshures kthx braek kamra

  9. Invisabull Maryonette Dawll.

  10. Trey says:

    mind meowlder.

  11. Spryte808 says:

    Come my pwetti, come!

  12. pookachan says:

    U has mi kamra. Ise nebber finnish mi pordfolo wid owt id.

  13. Spryte808 says:

    HAI I hopez is u not paparazzi!

  14. Melissa says:

    GIMME GIMME GIMME! Or you gits teh klaws!
    You can has bloodee stump?

  15. Kristin says:

    Saruman cat is turnz to teh Dark Loard.

  16. Dave says:

    Tag, you’re it!

  17. Menopaws says:

    Do I LOOK like I’m kidding?!

  18. Maxxity says:

    “Reach Out, Skratch Face!”

  19. teenie says:

    I gonna mayk yu a offr yu cant refyuuz

  20. D.R. says:

    Kitteh wuz arrestid an charj wif atempded batary afta thiz fail carjakin insadent. He wuz takin to de Cownty Jale; him bale wuz set at 50,000 cheezburgers.

  21. IrishUp says:

    You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.

  22. Charity says:

    ah put a spel on yu, becauz ur miiiiiiine…

  23. Hyla's Brook says:

    Gimme dat cheezburger!!!!! Wat purt of *NOW* u not unnerstand??????

  24. Hyla's Brook says:

    HEY! I jus saw time I post messag! 4:38AM??? It be 10:38 in NY – Cheezburger factory be in SAMOA?????? No wunder kittehs unhappy.. who can swum to Samoa for tastee cheezburger?????

  25. Annie says:

    Dis is jus 1 exshample. I gotz 3 moar just lyke it, and I noze hau to uze ‘em. Nau, GOTZ BURGERZ?

  26. Pittypat says:

    Ur majesty, if u were king, u woodn’t be fraid of anyting?
    Not nobuddy. Not nohow!
    Not eben a rhinocerous?
    Imposerous!
    How bout a hippopotamouse?
    Why, I’d thrash him frum top to bottomouse!

  27. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Hannibal Lectorcat has need of your face…

  28. Jack Deth says:

    Ninja Shadow Kat
    Haz no yoose 4 Wulbereen
    Finess ober forse

    Klawz cum aowt fass
    Verssatil kurved sharpee points
    Mayd for Fyte or Flyte

    Seez t3h lawng Kurtins?
    I klymed t3hm awl lass Nyte
    Rume needz moar Sunlyte! :-)

    Jack.

  29. chocochu says:

    u no have munies, first i takes out an eye.

  30. Reese Tora says:

    Dis new bran’ of kitteh food… my appreesheashun, plz to be lettin’ me show you it

  31. BonzoGal says:

    “Say hallo to mah leedle fren…”

  32. graceisgone says:

    Reach out and touch face

  33. tenhousecats says:

    mama, see, i cleened between my pawpads after using da box, rly i did! cant i PLZ get up on da dining rum taybull now?

  34. umbringer says:

    Kitteh has a hand
    wif extra sharpz biggum klaws
    slashies ur teh face

    or asks hims foar help?
    is teh kitteh lending handz?
    just wantz chzbrgrs

    alfa male kat
    shos off heez ploomage= sharp klaws
    gitz heem brgrs now

  35. Gidget teh Kitteh says:

    Tawk to da hand.

  36. Twaycee says:

    No I are not the six fingered man! (Happy 20th B-day Princess Bride!)

  37. msnoah says:

    scratch an snif kitteh

  38. Gladys says:

    Five out of six ends are pointy.

  39. Flartus says:

    BEGONE, demons! I cats ye owt!!

  40. pyrit says:

    Jez fyv mor minitz plz?

  41. Arkaen says:

    Dis not teh kitty u seek. kthxbai

  42. kirinphoebe says:

    dis Catcus groez waild!

  43. BorisEvenWorse says:

    “You am wantink hextreem close-up with camera? Hokay, heer are one!”

  44. Twaycee says:

    Einy meiny meiny moe…. and u is eeet!

  45. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Svengali kitteh haz u under hiz powerz…

  46. kirinphoebe says:

    …reech, reeeeeeeech foar teh lait!

  47. syahid ali says:

    u do itz now, catpische?

  48. YOli says:

    Yesh, I obeys my Feline overlord. To be getting you teh cheezburgers now…along with abandoning all rules of grammar and spelling.

  49. this r serius pawz. . . . k. . . . continyoo.

  50. Mount says:

    GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!!

  51. Wheredalolrus says:

    Lvl 31 Wizrd Cat Casts Sum Spellz

  52. Duffy says:

    Jus a sec – yu’ve got sumthin on yer face.
    Yer noze.

  53. LuvBJones says:

    Wha part of *SNIKT* doan u unnerstan???

  54. infamousqbert says:

    whoa! hoo’s bin stalkin’ mai kitteh?! iz him! i noes it!

  55. ithacan says:

    UR NOZE
    I WANT IT

  56. David says:

    I finde ur lak of fayth disterbng….

  57. doctorcat says:

    Cheezburger nao! Or teh drapes is history.

  58. clean~mouth says:

    lol

  59. Lily says:

    wow, I won’t ask YOU again!!

  60. Cassy says:

    Oh myez, tuff kitteh! I no maik u ask again, so dun hert meh, kthnx.


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