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CAN I PLZ HAS

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…2 CHEEZBURGERS, 3 PUGBURGERS, 6 CHIKIN NUGITS …NO WAIT MAKE IT 9

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Starrgrrl

what kind of soap be used for washing teh set in cat stains?

broadcatsmews

kitteths com wit own skrubbin tuuls. Plse to set mashine to purr-minent press. Thx

 
 
 
emyp

we out of chikin nugz, is nip nuggiez ok? $5.95 nekst windo plz kthxbai

 
Grrt

Can u bui me a happycat-mealz, plz?

ronniecat

i understandz teh toyz is Hello Kitty (at least in Catnada) so ah will eatz ur inferior fud for HELLO KITTY toyz. k?tksbai

Turkeyburger (no relation)

Toy is currently Hello Kitty heer in USA too. Mah youngster thinks they are much win.

typingisnotactivism

ohno!!!! think ove thee LOLchandising!!!!! (and thee LOLndry)

 
stendhalismo

but has your youngster seen…

THE SUPER-FABULOUS HELLO KITTY TOASTER ???

http://www.fashionisspinach.com/images/hellokittytoaster.jpg

which burns the image of the benevolent source of all goodness into every delicious slice?

typingisnotactivism

hello kitty iz the matthew mcconaughey ov random merchindaciousness.

 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

Akshully, we did see this at Tarjay and she nearly convinced me that we needed a *third* toaster.

Just a bit of trivia (since that’s all my mind is full of). Hello Kitty is *the* number 1 liscensed product in THE WORLD. As long as you pay the liscensing fees, you can put HK literally on ANYTHING–from the vibrational secks toyses, to a 9mm handgun–which is available in a fetching shade of pink chrome.
I kinda wish I were joking.

stendhalismo

you don’t need three toasters - you just need to get rid of the other two

I actually seriously considered getting a hello kitty tattoo on the small of my back. I still might. and why not?

 
 
typingisnotactivism

hi Stend - i’d sudjest the whole global proliferayshun HK thing az gud reeznin for not goin the ink. . . Still, haz to be moar oridjinul dan awl th hilareeyuslee teh suk celtic armbandz which just abowt awl date to the yeer that Blud Shoogr Seks Majick got released. too funny. What abowt a tattoo ov a hello kitty with a hellok kitty tattoo? meta huh?

 
tenhousecats

eggscept, of course for dose 55-yr-old wimmenfolk like me whut had celtic tattoo art LONG before whomeber yur talking about got released into dis werld.

 
typingisnotactivism

red hot chili poopers album. iz no diss on celtic art or celtic tatz. iz diss on da bland cliche designs done badly in the heat of a skinfad - bwaha.

 
 
Shay

My bestest buddy Ashley has a Hello Kitty rice cooker that comes with stickers you can place all over it. It is teh total awsum win. (I think she has the toaster too lol.)

 
michelle

unfortch dis toazder mks cute toazd, but not berry good toazd. teh part wif kitteh is burned while teh ofer partz is still bredz!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Dustbunny

I can has a side order of sox?

cheezburger

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OMFG THIS IS THE BEST PIX EVAR!

 
 
Lisa

Dis be teh airlokk? I’z goin’ to Caturn.

Kermette

Bwing meeeeee tooo alsew!
Me wants live on Caturn Planet of teh Catz wer evy dai be Caturday all times.
Much win!! >’,'<

 
msnoah

plz huree an program diz ship for lift off so we can get to CATURN where der iz beeyutiful cheezburgrz an manee unyun RINGS!!!

msnoah

rings ov caturn - nobudy tinx it phunnee?! whateber

 
 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

“Artoo, where are u going? We’re not allowed in there. You’ll be deactivated for sure.”

 
 
Jack Deth

Pawd Door ohpehn, Dave
Oanlee rume insydes 4 wun
Try udder Masheen

Grayt Beeg Hammstir Weel
Kannawt mayk go rownd an rowndz
Iz nawt Lawndree Day

Nyse an smoov inisde
Speshul Playse for Kitteh Napz
Lint Trap needz kleeneeng :-)

Jack.

snaffutti

ai nuther haikoo Jack atack! Mai dai–it has beed sereneded.

typingisnotactivism

anownser voyz: “an thee pryze for incorporaytin thee very furst Hal refrenss in thhe thred intoo a tripple barreled hykoo reelaytin to stereo kittehz fotograft wiv da hevvy masheenry goze to, if i cud hav da onvalope pleez,…”

 
 
 
 
Seward

Dis r dryar, sir. U need kichin, on teh left.

 
Regina F

Orange cat sez: Ha got U…now how do I turn dis on?

reg

 
BonzoGal

…an 2 larj fry, an ranch dressin 4 teh nugits, an 4 meedyum bunilla milkshayks, an a apl pi, an a swirly choklit kone, an sooper syze all dat. Oh yeah, an a Diet Coke, plz… I’ze wachin mai wayt.

 
Duffy

An sum xtra nakkins pls. O no wate, I gotz kitteh tung. Nemmind.

 
snaffutti

an diet coke. Bhwahhhhahah! teh win! mai siser an I do’s this all teh times!!1!

 
catservant

O, one moar ting, almos furgot, plz a cheezburger wit no bun? It 4 mah fren, she no eatz carbz, cauz she on teh Catkins diet. Kthx.

Flartus

an a cheezburger wif no burger, and no cheez…fur mah vegen frend..

typingisnotactivism

…iz eetin nuthin that casts a shadow? ^–^

sarkastikgirl

plants cast shadows, too… so what you is eatin?? I’m just sayin’…. :)

 
Trishy

Level 5 vegan!! hahahaha!!

 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

OMG, many yeers ago when mah brudder worked at teh Wendys, he accidentally gave customer bun with cheeze and toppings but no burgers. Fortunately dey was not grumpiicustomer and kinda laffed about it when dey come back.

kbryna

once i ordered cheezburgr wit no burgr from mcdonalds at airport. i is veggie.

was not so good, aktualy. but i was hungry.

 
catservant

I can unnerstand, shur. I not vejetern, lovs all teh meets, but akshully teh bes ting bout teh cheezburgers be the trimmins! Yu know, teh meownaaiz, teh catsup (not made from kitthehs enny mor, that wy is calld ketchup naow), teh moustard, teh onyn, teh pickelz, an, acorse, teh cheez. An don forget teh tasteh lil sesameh seedz.

 
Cottleston Pie

Wuns, ai orderd bakun dubbl cheez burgr, onlee kechup frum Burgr Keeng, an dey givd me bun an mete. Dat’s all. No bakun, no cheez. No kechup, even.

Ai wuz teh angree, bery much.

Moslee cuz teh stoopid &^%$#@ ai wuz workn wif at da tyme scrood me so ai onlee had tin minitts to git lonch in da furst playce.

 
 
 
 
 
scarletkitty

I fink u haz de munchees! Haow u git heer? U nawt drivin, iz u?

Turkeyburger (no relation)

Lemme see ur eyez…is ur pupils dialated? Whoa, dood…they are teh bloodshot…

 
 
Jasper

…oh an dont 4get teh 5 chikn sammiches an teh 8 fillay-o-fish sammiches, hold teh mayo, an 3 large order of unyun ringz, an no vejjys on ny o’dat, o an dont 4get teh 3 corndogz, plus 3 dubbel cheezburgerz, 2 trippel cheezburgerz, and dubbel that order plz, for happycat…

 
 
Hoofie

whar iz da fluff sycle?

 
 
Menopaws

Sorree … dis r Chineez raundree; McDonars nxt door…

ScotchAndMoreScotch

Den I haz two pintz pork fried ryze, oranj chikkin, jeneral tzos, chop soowie an sum fried wan tan kthx

 
 
HUMANSLAVE

Sorreh kitteh…..we only haz bellyfuzz soufle, toe lint taco, and warm furblz….

you still want ?

Annie

uhhhh, no tanks. bubyenao

 
 
Tony James

I can has stand-up MRI plz kthxbai

Reese Tora

iz be gettin’ cat scan!

 
stendhalismo

I’m ready for my CAT scan now…

stendhalismo

oops. that last one wasn’t there, I sweah

typingisnotactivism

“gee, ware did that cum from? g