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…2 CHEEZBURGERS, 3 PUGBURGERS, 6 CHIKIN NUGITS …NO WAIT MAKE IT 9
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what kind of soap be used for washing teh set in cat stains?
kitteths com wit own skrubbin tuuls. Plse to set mashine to purr-minent press. Thx
i can has spin cycle
LOLZ
we out of chikin nugz, is nip nuggiez ok? $5.95 nekst windo plz kthxbai
zlol
Can u bui me a happycat-mealz, plz?
i understandz teh toyz is Hello Kitty (at least in Catnada) so ah will eatz ur inferior fud for HELLO KITTY toyz. k?tksbai
Toy is currently Hello Kitty heer in USA too. Mah youngster thinks they are much win.
ohno!!!! think ove thee LOLchandising!!!!! (and thee LOLndry)
but has your youngster seen…
THE SUPER-FABULOUS HELLO KITTY TOASTER ???
http://www.fashionisspinach.com/images/hellokittytoaster.jpg
which burns the image of the benevolent source of all goodness into every delicious slice?
hello kitty iz the matthew mcconaughey ov random merchindaciousness.
Akshully, we did see this at Tarjay and she nearly convinced me that we needed a *third* toaster.
Just a bit of trivia (since that’s all my mind is full of). Hello Kitty is *the* number 1 liscensed product in THE WORLD. As long as you pay the liscensing fees, you can put HK literally on ANYTHING–from the vibrational secks toyses, to a 9mm handgun–which is available in a fetching shade of pink chrome.
I kinda wish I were joking.
you don’t need three toasters – you just need to get rid of the other two
I actually seriously considered getting a hello kitty tattoo on the small of my back. I still might. and why not?
PS: you’ll like this
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/06/02/damien_hirsts_diamon.html
hi Stend – i’d sudjest the whole global proliferayshun HK thing az gud reeznin for not goin the ink. . . Still, haz to be moar oridjinul dan awl th hilareeyuslee teh suk celtic armbandz which just abowt awl date to the yeer that Blud Shoogr Seks Majick got released. too funny. What abowt a tattoo ov a hello kitty with a hellok kitty tattoo? meta huh?
eggscept, of course for dose 55-yr-old wimmenfolk like me whut had celtic tattoo art LONG before whomeber yur talking about got released into dis werld.
red hot chili poopers album. iz no diss on celtic art or celtic tatz. iz diss on da bland cliche designs done badly in the heat of a skinfad – bwaha.
My bestest buddy Ashley has a Hello Kitty rice cooker that comes with stickers you can place all over it. It is teh total awsum win. (I think she has the toaster too lol.)
unfortch dis toazder mks cute toazd, but not berry good toazd. teh part wif kitteh is burned while teh ofer partz is still bredz!
uz can has time travelz.
I can has a side order of sox?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OMFG THIS IS THE BEST PIX EVAR!
Dis be teh airlokk? I’z goin’ to Caturn.
Bwing meeeeee tooo alsew!
Me wants live on Caturn Planet of teh Catz wer evy dai be Caturday all times.
Much win!! >’,'<
plz huree an program diz ship for lift off so we can get to CATURN where der iz beeyutiful cheezburgrz an manee unyun RINGS!!!
rings ov caturn – nobudy tinx it phunnee?! whateber
I is tinking it be verr verr funni.
tanx shay!
“Artoo, where are u going? We’re not allowed in there. You’ll be deactivated for sure.”
Pawd Door ohpehn, Dave
Oanlee rume insydes 4 wun
Try udder Masheen
Grayt Beeg Hammstir Weel
Kannawt mayk go rownd an rowndz
Iz nawt Lawndree Day
Nyse an smoov inisde
Speshul Playse for Kitteh Napz
Lint Trap needz kleeneeng
Jack.
ai nuther haikoo Jack atack! Mai dai–it has beed sereneded.
as yooshual, ah <3 Jack.
anownser voyz: “an thee pryze for incorporaytin thee very furst Hal refrenss in thhe thred intoo a tripple barreled hykoo reelaytin to stereo kittehz fotograft wiv da hevvy masheenry goze to, if i cud hav da onvalope pleez,…”
Dis r dryar, sir. U need kichin, on teh left.
Orange cat sez: Ha got U…now how do I turn dis on?
reg
…an 2 larj fry, an ranch dressin 4 teh nugits, an 4 meedyum bunilla milkshayks, an a apl pi, an a swirly choklit kone, an sooper syze all dat. Oh yeah, an a Diet Coke, plz… I’ze wachin mai wayt.
lol!
An sum xtra nakkins pls. O no wate, I gotz kitteh tung. Nemmind.
an diet coke. Bhwahhhhahah! teh win! mai siser an I do’s this all teh times!!1!
O, one moar ting, almos furgot, plz a cheezburger wit no bun? It 4 mah fren, she no eatz carbz, cauz she on teh Catkins diet. Kthx.
an a cheezburger wif no burger, and no cheez…fur mah vegen frend..
…iz eetin nuthin that casts a shadow? ^–^
plants cast shadows, too… so what you is eatin?? I’m just sayin’….
Level 5 vegan!! hahahaha!!
OMG, many yeers ago when mah brudder worked at teh Wendys, he accidentally gave customer bun with cheeze and toppings but no burgers. Fortunately dey was not grumpiicustomer and kinda laffed about it when dey come back.
once i ordered cheezburgr wit no burgr from mcdonalds at airport. i is veggie.
was not so good, aktualy. but i was hungry.
I can unnerstand, shur. I not vejetern, lovs all teh meets, but akshully teh bes ting bout teh cheezburgers be the trimmins! Yu know, teh meownaaiz, teh catsup (not made from kitthehs enny mor, that wy is calld ketchup naow), teh moustard, teh onyn, teh pickelz, an, acorse, teh cheez. An don forget teh tasteh lil sesameh seedz.
Wuns, ai orderd bakun dubbl cheez burgr, onlee kechup frum Burgr Keeng, an dey givd me bun an mete. Dat’s all. No bakun, no cheez. No kechup, even.
Ai wuz teh angree, bery much.
Moslee cuz teh stoopid &^%$#@ ai wuz workn wif at da tyme scrood me so ai onlee had tin minitts to git lonch in da furst playce.
*chuklin* iz lolveg a cat-gory yet?
I fink u haz de munchees! Haow u git heer? U nawt drivin, iz u?
Lemme see ur eyez…is ur pupils dialated? Whoa, dood…they are teh bloodshot…
…oh an dont 4get teh 5 chikn sammiches an teh 8 fillay-o-fish sammiches, hold teh mayo, an 3 large order of unyun ringz, an no vejjys on ny o’dat, o an dont 4get teh 3 corndogz, plus 3 dubbel cheezburgerz, 2 trippel cheezburgerz, and dubbel that order plz, for happycat…
whar iz da fluff sycle?
No coke, Pepsi!
SNL FTW!!!!
Take The Coke Hymie!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorree … dis r Chineez raundree; McDonars nxt door…
Den I haz two pintz pork fried ryze, oranj chikkin, jeneral tzos, chop soowie an sum fried wan tan kthx
Sorreh kitteh…..we only haz bellyfuzz soufle, toe lint taco, and warm furblz….
you still want ?
uhhhh, no tanks. bubyenao
I can has stand-up MRI plz kthxbai
iz be gettin’ cat scan!
I’m ready for my CAT scan now…
oops. that last one wasn’t there, I sweah
“gee, ware did that cum from? gosh. itz da madjik ov complected fashun interwebs. my threads, let me show you them.”
On teh Suncat Bullebard
I be postin via unregistar’d accownt, iz not ur fawlt that mah posts be reviewed buhfore they let me show you them.
I’z probly shood registar to be makin wif da instintanneeus cations, if iz to be makin moar.
want fryz wif dat?
Wut iz yur Caturday speshul?
(Pugburgers??!? Pleh!)
I have a theory that pugburgers are those mini-burgers you can get at chain restaurants. See, pugs can eat those burgers even though pugs have tiny mouths! It’s brilliant, I tell you!
AH! Never mind! I just learned that there is a restaurant called the Hungry Cat that serves something called a pugburger! MY MIND IS BLOWN! Blown!
O wel, it wuz stil a gud thery!
And a LARGE ORINJ DRINK!!!!!!
OMG! dat is sooo phunnie! I haddnt herd it inna while tho…
I can has a Big Orange?
“lyke a 2 leeter skrewdryvr? *hic*” (aint no aksident kittehz think dryer iz a restrawnt)
NOEZ!!!1 TEH ORINJ WUNZ R POYZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!1
UNYUN RINGZ!!!!!
An a cheezburger, an a cheezburger, an a cheezburger, an a cheezburger, an a cheezburger, an a cheezburger, o, an som fryz, pleez? kthx.
i can has koopon.
Cheepz!….. No fryz, D.R.
Jack.
SNL lols again!
this is too much awesome!!
I hate when ppl make more awsum capshuns than me!
aww, poor BOE. U gudz, don feel bad!
Hunneh, don fergit teh tuna niblits…kids, wut duz u wants to drink??
Mmm.. dis burger offuly tastee. Wut it maed of?
…Lint?!
no, yu woz ryte da furst tyme. iz mayded ov offal.
I fink sumbodee’s got da ‘nip munchees!
y no frys?
on lo carb diet kthx
I left some perm-press clothes in the dryer once after the buzzer’d gone off, and they got terribly wrinkled. So I left the dryer open, went to the kitchen, and dampened a dish towel. I came back to the dryer, tossed in the dish towel, turned the dryer on for 10 minutes, and sat there to wait so I wouldn’t miss the buzzer again. (It’s a good quick fix for dry-set wrinkles – the moisture of the kitchen towel helps “steam out” the wrinkles and everything comes out just a wee bit damp, perfect for hanging.)
I was sitting next to the dryer killing time when I started wondering, “Who put shoes in the dryer? That thunk-thunk-thunk has gotta be shoes, but there’s no sho–CAT!!”
I jumped up and flung open the dryer door, and sure enough, my too-curious cat had hopped into the dryer while I was off in the kitchen. I dragged her out and was horrified that she’d be all banged up, bones broken, concussed – I was shaking and near to tears. She seemed fine, purring and wriggling, so I let her down and took a deep breath to calm myself.
She hopped right back into the dryer. “AGAIN, mom! AGAIN!” It was hell keeping her out of the dryer from then on – her own private amusement park ride.
OMG! YOU poor baybee! Teh kitteh however, has teh crazee!
such terror! ur kitteh be a daredevil!
Wow. Wut a storie! I fink all cats has teh crazy in their own wayz.
OMG kitty was high on fabric softner !!! whuh – AGAIN !!!
New Jack Kitteh….
Sawree, woz akshully gonna bee patronyzing poopwod an go “o, thare wee hav an amayzing storee ov reel-lyfe drama, an urban tail ov dramatik and ultimatly hilaryus survibal dat awl da famblee kan enjoy, then yu haff ta bring da kemikal abyooss innuit!!” . . . but elaynekitteh iz obveeyusslee juss strayt-up gangstashizzle.
I gets a little nervous when I sees teh kitteh in teh dryers. I has co-worker who had neighbor dat for sum reason had dere washer and dryer outside. Dey had a few cats (moar liek de cats hung around their place for some reason)–I kinda gets feeling dey was not teh bestest cat-parents. Wun of teh kittehs lieked to get into teh dryer to sleeps. Usually teh peeps made double-sure to check befoar dey did teh laundry, but wun afternoon teh kitteh was not seen. Full-timed dryer cycle. Did not end well.
Mah co-worker did not want to have dat happen to her kitteh, who she noticed also lieked to sleep in teh dryer. She had a couple close calls, and finally figured enuff wuz enuff. One afternoon while her kitteh had snuck into teh dryer to sleeps, she snuck in and slammed teh door shut, then did a Tito Puente on the top of teh dryer. Den she opened teh dryer door and stood back. Some blurry thing shot out of teh dryer liek a fuzzy canonball.
Her kitteh has never even gone into teh laundry room again. A moment of panic, a lifetiem of safety…
At least I knows all teh peeps here on ICHC are good dryer-checkers when dey does teh laundry.
!
I have teh “Tito Puente” before, too. Kittehs lern good wen deys skeered gud.
My precious kitty died when the same thing happened. Turned the dryer on again to freshen up and de-wrinkle without looking first. HORRIBLE MESSY TRADGEDY! After 19 years, it still breaks my heart.
Kitties love dark, warm places so I always check the dryer – even when I don’t have a cat! It’s a habbit that I reccomend highly
that happened to a friend with not so happy a result..kittehs not maid fur dryings..gots tung fur dat
Plz to remane seeted til ride coms to compleet stop. Kthxbai.
(Alwaies haff to be watchin wen puttin stuf in washur an driur – my kittehs luuuuuv to hide in dar. My meezer tinks fabrik-sofner-sheetz be like katnip – rollin wid it, rubbin an droolin. Kookoo kat.)
bcuz we likes teh musk in purrfumz. Smeltz like mai boyfren’s tail…
i dont see a settinz for uncomfortabuly tyt bel collur remoovul on heer!!!
… oh, an whut r the speshul meel toi?
Tabby sez:
Just wait till I gets outs of heer, oranje kitteh…
OMG… do NOT allow your cats to go in the dryer…….. this is how my first cat died…. my sister accidentally turned the dryer on… it was HORRRIBLE…… soooooooooooooo sad! :-/
She was crying for a month. I was pretty much the same.
DON’T LET YOUR CAT DO THIS!
Thanks for sharing this. I had same experience many years ago. Cannot reconstruct what exactly happened, but must have gone outside immediately after closing dryer door and restarting it and did not hear anything unusual. When I discovered cat inside several hours later I freaked, and my young daughter was so distraught she slept with me for weeks.
Anyway, it was awful, and ever since I’ve been EXTREMELY careful when putting laundry into the dryer.
dis hoel thred iz full of win!
elayne, dat wuz a graet tail!
We wuz down in Kentcky, I fink kittehs wood like what dey had dere. Wuz Butterburgers!
We hadda stop an aks. What is dey!?
Is a burger, and dey gots butter onna bunz & dey heats de bunz.
OOOOO, anna giagantics sweet tea pleez?
Yes, da catnips teas.
=^..^=
You mean at Culver’s? They ARE good burgers.
it’s possible…it’s close to walmart’s…..
It’s got frozen custard or something like that. We’re in NY State, was our first visit there.
yep, Culver’s has frozen custard, as well as good food. i’m guessing dat’s where u were.
Mmmmmmm Culver’s….
sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen
OMG, the cafeteria in one of the buildings where I work had a special sammich named for teh CEO–he used to get it *every day* for lunch. It wuz a double-bacon-cheezburgr wif a fried egg on top. He had to stop eating them after he had what was called “a mild cardiac incident”. And everyone said (all together nao):
O RLY???
Who the heck would want a fried egg on a hamburger? yuk (besides the ceo, i guess)
My hubby gets those at Red Robin…it’s a burger with an egg on it. Can’t remember what it’s called. PLEH!
Iz a “Royal Burger” Used to get it muchly. Personally I luvz it but not foar eberyone
Dey haz wun at Ted Turner’s Montana Grill, tu. It iz cawled teh “Kitchen Sink.”
Iz prity gud, but tu mush stuf on teh burgr foar me. I lykes sympl.
‘Nother thing. The other day while I wuz at werk (pleh) mah wifee sends me this list of “teh top 10 fuds u shud NEBBER eatz.” It listed all kinds of fud and hao much fat, calories, sodium, carbs etc. were in them and how many days’ worth of servings was in each portion.
Most of them were Pleh, but there was wun that I think was from teh Burger King. It was 4-patty cheezburgr with 8 strips of bacon. I looked at it and was liek “OMG! Do Want!!1! Nao!” I hasn’t seen dem on teh menyoo here at teh BK near us, so maybe it was a regional thing…
I’ve never seen one on the menyoo here, either. That’s waaaay to much of a heart attack! but it really does sound good. and their Cheesy Tots are WURTH
sorry. that’s supposed to be: the cheesy tots are WURTH a heart attack!
That sounds like the Quad-Stacker.. they don’t always show on the menu, but most locations have it if you ask.. I stick to the triple-stacker personally (and LOVE them), but it’s more because of cost than cardiac fears >.>
Actshully, the buns aren’t REALLY overly buttered. They’re no worse for u at Culver’s than any other fast fud chayn. A little more xpensive tho. In case anyone is really that interested, they do have a website.
Hav yu herd uv dis? Krispee Cream Burgerz?
Yah, zacklee whut it sounz like. (Instint hartatac.)
EXEPSHUNALI PLEH BLEH SCHMLEH!!!1!
Only in America … home of the deep-fried Twinkie (or is it candy bar? whatever!).
we used to habe fragels here–deep-fried cimmnamom bagels wif powdered sugar on dem….
We r teh home of deep-fried enyting…you make a fud, sumwun will figger a way to fry it!
If it ain’t fried, it ain’t food!!! Sry, suthen roots showin. kthxbai
Both, ackshully. And fryd cocacola, too. Com to Tecksus State Fur and u can haz anyting u want in greesy fryd gudness!
Ummm, yea. I like cheezburgers and i like Krispee Creams, but NOT together.
NOOOES! I lost kitty in a dryer when I was little. It was traumatic. That picture immediately makes me want to say NO KITTEH and scoop him out of the chamber of tumbling death.
O and 5 HappyCat Meals for da kidz. Wut toyz u got in dem?
(I’m sad I missed the chat today! It was storming really bad here and I had to shut my computer off.
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hell, it mite still be going on nao…
U lyke friez wit dat? Ok, peez dryve round to washur windoh to pik ups!
an kechups plzthx bai
I can has Time mangazeen pweese? Gots lil’ chat wif Cheezburger innits. And a large orange drink.
ICHC is FAMIS! Leastways iffn youse readz mangazeen.
I haz alreddy herd abowt deh Time mangazeen storee, too. My hubby deliverz mail and he cawled speshul to tell me bowt it. He wuz impressed cuz he thot I wuz just silleee! hahahahahahaha.
also sorry I missed the chat today. I was out of town for my grandgirl’s birthday party.
we missed yu, but we unnerstood
Where is ur prioritees?
heeeeyyyy…i nose u!
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1642897,00.html
Lev says “Every one of the examples cited above is part of a dense web of reference and self-reference that only people who spend way too much time online can fully appreciate.” Hello Pot, my name is Kettle.
OK: please to make sure there is no cheezburger in the teleporter first – you remembers what happened in THE FLY, yes? I do not needs to be made tastee or nootritious
GAH! Burgercat? kittehcheez?EWWWWW. teh vissuals.
I’m thinking: a cat with half a burger coming out the side of it’s head…
2 skaree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iz part kitteh, part cheezburger, part jeff goldblum. do not want!
INSERT QUARTER, AND THE GREAT SARDENIE WILL TELL YOUR WEIGHT AND FORTUNE
LOL wonderful pic
http://www.thehungrycat.com/h_menu.html
omygawds.
teh hungry cat do has de pugburger. Anna kickarse page dere.
click on da lunch menu.
Has to be dis taal to ried!
Zoltar kat sez: Whut ur wish?
I wanna be a full grown kitteh!
Uh… an unlimitid cheezburgerz. Kthxbai.
“I can has big?”
*background* “Jesus Christ, it’s a lion!”
…an/ a partridge inna payr tree, plz!
Dr. Who-kitteh finds a new assistant.
kitteh needz a K9. contract renyooalz r less ‘unfortyoonat’
honestly, guys, i don’t think this one is funny.
or should I say, “‘dis won nos funny, plz!”
Peeping Tom: Ur doin’ it wrong.
Pink Floyd kitteh sez “Welcum……………….. to the masheeyeeyeeyeeen”
Hao much iz that kitteh in teh windo?
All I can say is that is wun big ass dryer. Srsly, the opening on that thing is at least twice the size of the door on my dryer…
Okay, I has dryer envee nao…
size queen
Funnee, I not thot hot tubz come in frunt loading…
O well I bleev u, fill er up.
Are many funny picture only please to be explaining – - –
Why kittee are wantink BUGBERGUR? Are ugly taste not nootritious yes no?
Srsly – - – - BUGBERGUR? Ick patooee blef!
Umm, u can has eyez chekked plz? is Pugburger…
Oh I is seeink. Explain are nice good from you!
On thinkink, pugbergur are worse. Would to be rather eat insex or dogz? Dogz is many more dirty. Dogz makes has slobberz. Dogz are so many stupid are risk stupidityness spreads infects.
Personal, I is rather have eatink bugs then pugs.
But moresome rather not eat neither.
don’t be hatin’ on teh puppehs…
Yummy, i need this one
OMG layers!
I was wonderin what a pugburger be, so I googled
http://thehungrycat.com/h_menu.html
Mm…i’z wants tu goe thair!
Lunch time!!!11 *runz*
Looking cute….
Soyuz Kat requests permission to come aboard.
Oh hai I fownd ur lost sock
I can plz has dryer sheetz?
constipashun? dryerhaea?
Ugh, I bet they’re Americans.
I do has hello kitty tattoo on small of my back. Dis weird? Got it during spring break freshman year, but was completely sober. I think it’s cute. Wanna fight about it?
Awww, I hope u r a wrinkle-resistant lolcat
story!
Blonde cat (Joe): Can I have… one cheesburger, and a happy-cat-meal
Dark cat (Wallace): ok whould u lik anyting 2 drenk?
Joe: Yes, some… milk.
Wallace: ok dats 30 catcoins
Joe: Here’s 35 Catcoins.
Wallace: ok ur change is 5 catcoins and the toy is hallo kitteh…
Joe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wallace: …for girls and lolcat acition figures for boys.
Joe: Phew!
end
I’z wantin a ryde in your new Maitag
but my Momma sayz NEHH.
[...] but u can order a baconburger to go… [...]
aw man. D: RIP Zero. [Billie Joe Armstrong's {Green Day} kitteh died in a dryer. D: So not cool. ;_;]
but i can has new laundry sope?
I like cat and dog~
yes an den i wantz a… doggeh shake to wash it awl down wit! kthxbye