CAN I PLZ HAS
…2 CHEEZBURGERS, 3 PUGBURGERS, 6 CHIKIN NUGITS …NO WAIT MAKE IT 9
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capped and submitted by: Kitty de Medici
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
what kind of soap be used for washing teh set in cat stains?
kitteths com wit own skrubbin tuuls. Plse to set mashine to purr-minent press. Thx
i can has spin cycle
LOLZ
we out of chikin nugz, is nip nuggiez ok? $5.95 nekst windo plz kthxbai
Can u bui me a happycat-mealz, plz?
i understandz teh toyz is Hello Kitty (at least in Catnada) so ah will eatz ur inferior fud for HELLO KITTY toyz. k?tksbai
Toy is currently Hello Kitty heer in USA too. Mah youngster thinks they are much win.
ohno!!!! think ove thee LOLchandising!!!!! (and thee LOLndry)
but has your youngster seen…
THE SUPER-FABULOUS HELLO KITTY TOASTER ???
http://www.fashionisspinach.com/images/hellokittytoaster.jpg
which burns the image of the benevolent source of all goodness into every delicious slice?
hello kitty iz the matthew mcconaughey ov random merchindaciousness.
Akshully, we did see this at Tarjay and she nearly convinced me that we needed a *third* toaster.
Just a bit of trivia (since that’s all my mind is full of). Hello Kitty is *the* number 1 liscensed product in THE WORLD. As long as you pay the liscensing fees, you can put HK literally on ANYTHING–from the vibrational secks toyses, to a 9mm handgun–which is available in a fetching shade of pink chrome.
I kinda wish I were joking.
you don’t need three toasters - you just need to get rid of the other two
I actually seriously considered getting a hello kitty tattoo on the small of my back. I still might. and why not?
PS: you’ll like this
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/06/02/damien_hirsts_diamon.html
hi Stend - i’d sudjest the whole global proliferayshun HK thing az gud reeznin for not goin the ink. . . Still, haz to be moar oridjinul dan awl th hilareeyuslee teh suk celtic armbandz which just abowt awl date to the yeer that Blud Shoogr Seks Majick got released. too funny. What abowt a tattoo ov a hello kitty with a hellok kitty tattoo? meta huh?
eggscept, of course for dose 55-yr-old wimmenfolk like me whut had celtic tattoo art LONG before whomeber yur talking about got released into dis werld.
red hot chili poopers album. iz no diss on celtic art or celtic tatz. iz diss on da bland cliche designs done badly in the heat of a skinfad - bwaha.
My bestest buddy Ashley has a Hello Kitty rice cooker that comes with stickers you can place all over it. It is teh total awsum win. (I think she has the toaster too lol.)
unfortch dis toazder mks cute toazd, but not berry good toazd. teh part wif kitteh is burned while teh ofer partz is still bredz!
uz can has time travelz.
I can has a side order of sox?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OMFG THIS IS THE BEST PIX EVAR!
Dis be teh airlokk? I’z goin’ to Caturn.
Bwing meeeeee tooo alsew!
Me wants live on Caturn Planet of teh Catz wer evy dai be Caturday all times.
Much win!! >’,'<
plz huree an program diz ship for lift off so we can get to CATURN where der iz beeyutiful cheezburgrz an manee unyun RINGS!!!
rings ov caturn - nobudy tinx it phunnee?! whateber
I is tinking it be verr verr funni.
tanx shay!
“Artoo, where are u going? We’re not allowed in there. You’ll be deactivated for sure.”
Pawd Door ohpehn, Dave
Oanlee rume insydes 4 wun
Try udder Masheen
Grayt Beeg Hammstir Weel
Kannawt mayk go rownd an rowndz
Iz nawt Lawndree Day
Nyse an smoov inisde
Speshul Playse for Kitteh Napz
Lint Trap needz kleeneeng
Jack.
ai nuther haikoo Jack atack! Mai dai–it has beed sereneded.
as yooshual, ah <3 Jack.
anownser voyz: “an thee pryze for incorporaytin thee very furst Hal refrenss in thhe thred intoo a tripple barreled hykoo reelaytin to stereo kittehz fotograft wiv da hevvy masheenry goze to, if i cud hav da onvalope pleez,…”
Dis r dryar, sir. U need kichin, on teh left.
Orange cat sez: Ha got U…now how do I turn dis on?
reg
…an 2 larj fry, an ranch dressin 4 teh nugits, an 4 meedyum bunilla milkshayks, an a apl pi, an a swirly choklit kone, an sooper syze all dat. Oh yeah, an a Diet Coke, plz… I’ze wachin mai wayt.
lol!
An sum xtra nakkins pls. O no wate, I gotz kitteh tung. Nemmind.
an diet coke. Bhwahhhhahah! teh win! mai siser an I do’s this all teh times!!1!
O, one moar ting, almos furgot, plz a cheezburger wit no bun? It 4 mah fren, she no eatz carbz, cauz she on teh Catkins diet. Kthx.
an a cheezburger wif no burger, and no cheez…fur mah vegen frend..
…iz eetin nuthin that casts a shadow? ^–^
plants cast shadows, too… so what you is eatin?? I’m just sayin’….
Level 5 vegan!! hahahaha!!
OMG, many yeers ago when mah brudder worked at teh Wendys, he accidentally gave customer bun with cheeze and toppings but no burgers. Fortunately dey was not grumpiicustomer and kinda laffed about it when dey come back.
once i ordered cheezburgr wit no burgr from mcdonalds at airport. i is veggie.
was not so good, aktualy. but i was hungry.
I can unnerstand, shur. I not vejetern, lovs all teh meets, but akshully teh bes ting bout teh cheezburgers be the trimmins! Yu know, teh meownaaiz, teh catsup (not made from kitthehs enny mor, that wy is calld ketchup naow), teh moustard, teh onyn, teh pickelz, an, acorse, teh cheez. An don forget teh tasteh lil sesameh seedz.
Wuns, ai orderd bakun dubbl cheez burgr, onlee kechup frum Burgr Keeng, an dey givd me bun an mete. Dat’s all. No bakun, no cheez. No kechup, even.
Ai wuz teh angree, bery much.
Moslee cuz teh stoopid &^%$#@ ai wuz workn wif at da tyme scrood me so ai onlee had tin minitts to git lonch in da furst playce.
*chuklin* iz lolveg a cat-gory yet?
I fink u haz de munchees! Haow u git heer? U nawt drivin, iz u?
Lemme see ur eyez…is ur pupils dialated? Whoa, dood…they are teh bloodshot…
…oh an dont 4get teh 5 chikn sammiches an teh 8 fillay-o-fish sammiches, hold teh mayo, an 3 large order of unyun ringz, an no vejjys on ny o’dat, o an dont 4get teh 3 corndogz, plus 3 dubbel cheezburgerz, 2 trippel cheezburgerz, and dubbel that order plz, for happycat…
whar iz da fluff sycle?
No coke, Pepsi!
SNL FTW!!!!
Take The Coke Hymie!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorree … dis r Chineez raundree; McDonars nxt door…
Den I haz two pintz pork fried ryze, oranj chikkin, jeneral tzos, chop soowie an sum fried wan tan kthx
Sorreh kitteh…..we only haz bellyfuzz soufle, toe lint taco, and warm furblz….
you still want ?
uhhhh, no tanks. bubyenao
I can has stand-up MRI plz kthxbai
iz be gettin’ cat scan!
I’m ready for my CAT scan now…
oops. that last one wasn’t there, I sweah
“gee, ware did that cum from? g