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yez, dis seat is takin


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…my friendz in da cat box

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capped and submitted by: deb

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  1. Duffy says:

    Come heer, mah pretty, an sit by mee…yu wil do mah evry biddin…

  2. Tunayunafish says:

    Shotgunned, you is not alloud.

  3. Tunayunafish says:

    You cannot has! Hokay?!

  4. Nika says:

    U trai to sit heer, I shootz u wif mai lazr eyes.

  5. Flartus says:

    no u cannot haz…i need a extra.

    No go ‘way, or i will tawnt u a sekkund tahyme!

  6. svx says:

    possessed cat is possessive

  7. localgirl says:

    Not wan ta sit nxt to lzr eye anyway – i sceerd!

  8. Marc says:

    move ya paws…….loose yer snooz………

  9. sillyannz says:

    look, wen u sold ur soul to meh, i toles you catbed not inklooded. no renegs!!

  10. BonzoGal says:

    Sry, u r not kyoot enuff 2 sit wid me. Trai sumwun wid lower standards, kthxbai.

  11. Cottleston Pie says:

    Kitteh clayms tu b sayvn sete foar hims fren, but hims iz rilly jus hoggin it foar hims oawn slef.

    • stendhalismo says:

      kitty is going to stack beds, for more comfy

    • ronniecat says:

      O nooooooooooes!

      Kitteh is deseptiv?

      My tiny littel mind is shatterd :(

      • whiskers says:

        all kittehs ar deseptiv. is in ther natur

        • catservant says:

          Yes. Ther desepshun starts when bebehs . . . so kyoot, so sweet, so pleyful. Den dey growz up . . . den it be nuthin but sleeps eatz sleeps eatz sleeps eatz. I has kitteh so lazeh I has to take her puls ever nao and then to maek shur has not crossed over to otter side! So pretteh, so yoosless.

          • lynette says:

            gasp! o da trajedee ov da kitteh who haz gone tu da side ov da otters!

            to-day my joke not so funny aktualy…i iz veree sad abowt da passing of Roy kitteh over at crazyauntpurl.com. iz been full of cries for laurie awl day. :o (

            • catservant says:

              Red teh storee of Roy, ver nicee. Luv hao he gots his name. To me, dat’s bes way to get kitteh (or doggeh). Go to sheltr, find teh one dat needz home teh wurst, taek himz home, an luv him. Yu wil both be soooo happee! (Well, mite be pane in teh nek for lidl wile, but will be wurth it.)

              But I hav to say, 1 of my kittehs is sooooo lazy, she startn to gro moss on nort side.

            • lynette says:

              Okay, here we goes…

              I wonce new a kitteh who wuz sooooo lazee, wen i snorgle hiz belleh he mak ME do da *puuurrrrrr* sownd! :o P

            • Flartus says:

              srsly, mah doggeh get so lazee, i has to go fetch teh toy fur her…and stick it back in her mouf…and skweek it fur her.

            • tenhousecats says:

              sounds liek someone been to obeedience school, flartus–and it not da goggie! (yep, kits and pups, get yurownselfs a hoomin–but get da big-hearted ones cuz dey SO eazy to trayn!)

          • tenhousecats says:

            um, why you tink i gots da purrsians, enyway? when dey get owlder, all you gots to do be plop dem down by boxes and bowls, and dust dem occasionally. best ob bof werlds: stuffed cats what purr!

  12. BorisEvenWorse says:

    Dis am hokay glowink debil eyeded kittee, No want sittink there; am no enuf headz-room for humin-type-bean.

    Iz hoping ur friend from the box back soon am getting.

  13. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Pleez to be placing cheezburgrs here nao. I maded up teh part about mah frendz. Oh, and be watching ur hedz. Teh Monorail Cat will be by anny minnit nao.

    KTHXBAI

  14. Gladys says:

    Pleez to place chzbrgr here. No, rite HEER. Where paw iz. No, to da leff…da LEFF…yah. Chzbrgr go dere. Kthxnom.

  15. Doug says:

    Nobuddy steelz lazer-kitteh’s friend’s seat.

    Nobuddy. ^*_*^

  16. lowly grunt says:

    oh wow
    teh luk on kittehs faec maeks me tinkuv grlz ai noed in hai skool wut wer reel baiotches

    finda happi plaec, finda happi plaec….

  17. Jack Deth says:

    Awl dat Kitteh seez
    belawngz to eethur sheez or
    heez… Dohn’t U get it?

    Wun fluffy pad, gud!
    Too iz bettah!! Kittteh lykz
    to hab spayrz kloase by

    Firss pad getz too warmz
    Kitteh kan kwick switch ober
    And beeginz agenn :-)

    Jack.

  18. miss foots says:

    Debil kitteh wants boo one, but can’t move cuz he’s stuck between the green pilo an whatever dat ting on topa him is

    • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

      Dis akshully teh amayzing Cirqe-doo-Solay-kitteh, balancing a special 2×4 on his hed. In a minute some trained hamstars will be out to perform their special “danse of teh corm” up and down it’s length…

  19. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Prankster kitteh waits for frend to come back from teh litterbocks–den he yanks teh pillow out from under frend just as frend about to sit down, and then prankster kitteh laffs and laffs and laffs…

  20. Opus teh Kitteh says:

    Dis iz wut mai mommee sawded at teh Hayrry Potterer muvy preemeeeeer.

    shee had trubbl findng seet. :(

    wun hol roww wuz filt wif ballons az plais makrers.

  21. typingisnotactivism says:

    thee pryde an joy ov Gargamel’s howse woz a kitteh bed mayded entyrely owt ov smurfskins.

  22. V says:

    mean cat is mean

  23. D.R. says:

    U cant has seet

    Mah tikket kleerly sez Ro 8, Bocks B, royt?

    Plzgowaythx.

  24. Duffy says:

    I pade tu much for deze “Wikked” tikits to share, k?
    (akshully vieu not so gud dis close to staje.)

  25. ronniecat says:

    yes, dis seat taken. mah frend is at consession stand getten tastee bevrgs kthxbai

  26. [...] make noo and moar fwiends… (who dont copy ur fashuns)now I haz to go homes and changepicture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: katie-Mac Incorrect credit or offensive? [...]

    • K.D. says:

      kitteh haz red eyes… kitteh is da devl! sit nxt 2 kitteh u die on da spt. devl kitteh says: Come… Sit next to me, become my minion, and not a minion of that Giant Angel. Be a minion of the Devil! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!!!

  27. Emily says:

    how duz yoo favorit picshurs hear?

  28. serena says:

    i think you are a pretty good thinker


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