BRIDGE CAT SEZ… i providez safe passage for u, k?
photo: originally on Cute Overload!
capped and submitted by: eeforty07
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Awww, so cute
hehe it’s amazinly cute
cuteness!!
HALP!!!1!!
um, mom????? dis not seemz to be such a dood idea aftpurr all!
Iz much small bridgt. Iz safe to use maybe not?
Also what toll am chargt, please to telling me advancedly. I iz maybe not afford?
Toll iz one cheezburger
hmm…alls i gots is a smoo and a couple of snorgles. Dat enuff?
Kiki iz in grayt pozishun for bellee schnorgling!!
Toll are reasonably. I is payink with many gladness!
Oh LOL…Boris…I luz yur name!
Is thankink you. Are totally complete appropriate. }
Is wondering; are name to you also completely total appropriate also? }
parkour cat leap haha
Gandalf cat sez:
“NONE SHALL PASS BRIDGECAT!”
Gandalf cat nen falls insyde pit off doom and coms back as Gandalf Cat the albino
LOLZ
LOTR CATS FOR THE WINZ!
Is Bridge of Khatzad-dum!
(but no khat is zad dum)
iz Bridge on the River Kawaii.
I C A QUARTR!
Okay naow how I gets up der?
Workout Kitteh sez: Pusshups 2 eazee. i do on kouch for to mak harder!
Like bridge over trubbled kar-pet I lies me down.
lol!
tribbled carpet?
O noes, dere be trubble wif tribbles!
LOLTrek FTW.
no, kitteh driibbled on teh karpet, nao wants mommeh to kleen it up so he duznint get hims paws wets!
Simon & Garfunkat FTW
MUST GET 2 BOOBIEZ. 2 SHORT.
notty notty kitteh!
Bridgekitteh: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.
Bridgekitteh: What…is your name?
Bridgekitteh: What…is your quest?
Bridgekitteh: What…is your favorite color?
I feelz saef jus knowin ur here, bridge kitteh! Mayb bridge kitteh will lowur fr snorgling inspekshin?
LBJ joo eez so smrt! Heemz in purrfeckt snorgle takin-advanteej-of’n pozeeschun!!
Bridgecat sez: “What is your favo(u)rite colo(u)r?”
“Blue. No, Green–wAAAAAAA!….”
LOLs. Python, Monty FTW!
Silly u! Favrit coler = marmalade! Wif wite tippingz.
What’s the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
african or european?
I don’t kno-AAAAAAAAAAIE!
u must to answer dese kweschuns tree,
ere teh udder side u see…
‘kay, um, ware duz u keeps teh cheezburgers?…dat’s wun…
and, um, hao duz u werks teh gushyfood opiner…?
uh, er…and….oh! will u snorgle mah tum-tums??
macbook!
Tale indeekator sez TOLL PLZ!
Interior Design Kitteh is heer to inspeck ur sofa…
“Hmm, I thinks we can makes this look much better with teh slipcoverz…but what is we to do about teh odorz?”
Febreze, plz!
judging by the loft windows and white interior, I’m willing to bet that’s an ironic use of sofa
( pic gets Xtra cheezburgers for non-gratuituous use of ironic sofas )
sorwry-i gueses i hasz teh dumbm-i not unerstnaends deh “ironic use of sofa”??
ironic use of sofa? well, I was going to say pairing this
http://www.hmluther.com/productpage1.php?subcategory=SETTEES%20/%20SOFAS&parent=SEATING
with a flocked foil wallpaper, but that’s too obvious…
um - having a sofa that looks like this in a modern room?
http://www.getty.edu/art/gettyguide/artObjectDetails?artobj=6216&handle=li
( I want this piece really, REALLY bad )
fung-shwaaa kitteh wtf!
Anything from this selection:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/index.html
His comments are teh best!!!!
B!:
Iz cat butt squirrel butt art!!!
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/index.html
… and several from here
http://www.justinspace.com/obscene/oi1intro.html
i has that book! iz berry funnee.
Lookt closer at sofa. Ironik not teh word. Perhaps just on lone til Ikea truk ‘rives.
mmmm - I’ll bet they actually bought it as a retro sofa. you’d be surprised
I mean - young woman, sitting in a spacious airy renovated loft space, typing on a $2000+ laptop…
sofa is ugly on purpose. very stylin actooly - I kinda want it ;o)
Yoo come to my howse, bilt in 73, never redecorated. Ugh-ly!
Hubby not care, sez can’t chaynj anyfing cuz it’s himz dad’s howse. Dad sez do whut yoew want!
Have sofa an luv seet wif gold an brown big flowrs on, sitting on tri tone green shag carpet. You shood see my poor kitchen!
SO old it’s fresh, babee!
U can has my deepest symphathies. Shame on your hubby, too!
I’d be willing to bet you have beautiful hardwood floors under that shag carpet!
hold onto it all - it’s gonna come back in style w/ a vengance. srsly.
hey B! - if you’re on the westside, you might enjoy this - it’s a little uneven, but worth it…
http://www.hammer.ucla.edu/
Yes, tink yu rite. Prolly ver cumfy. I liek teh eklectik interirrrrr akshully. Mebbe I jus jellus, ’cause hav no furnichr myself. Alslo, dat kitteh goin be ver nicee dakor aksent when all growd up.
hmm…couch is full of teh win and awsum! i wantz to has it. along wit teh fuzzyz oranj kitten.
“I is teh grate explorerer kitteh, searching teh far reaches of teh loftspace of teh great Bohemian AppleUser…I can slinks thru teh tiniest cracks, I can slinks under teh lowest hangy-downy places, I can climbs teh tallest tablecloths, I can span teh widest…um…halp? Srsly…halp?”
I will save u kitteh! ta grate thin bout hoomans is ther ability to scoop koot kiteh’s from danger @ last minit!