BRIDGE CAT SEZ… i providez safe passage for u, k?
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Awww, so cute
hehe it’s amazinly cute
cuteness!!
HALP!!!1!!
um, mom????? dis not seemz to be such a dood idea aftpurr all!
Iz much small bridgt. Iz safe to use maybe not?
Also what toll am chargt, please to telling me advancedly. I iz maybe not afford?
Toll iz one cheezburger
hmm…alls i gots is a smoo and a couple of snorgles. Dat enuff?
Kiki iz in grayt pozishun for bellee schnorgling!!
Toll are reasonably. I is payink with many gladness!
Oh LOL…Boris…I luz yur name!
Is thankink you. Are totally complete appropriate. };-)
Is wondering; are name to you also completely total appropriate also? };-)
parkour cat leap haha
Gandalf cat sez:
“NONE SHALL PASS BRIDGECAT!”
Gandalf cat nen falls insyde pit off doom and coms back as Gandalf Cat the albino
LOLZ
LOTR CATS FOR THE WINZ!
Is Bridge of Khatzad-dum!
(but no khat is zad dum)
iz Bridge on the River Kawaii.
I C A QUARTR!
Okay naow how I gets up der?
Workout Kitteh sez: Pusshups 2 eazee. i do on kouch for to mak harder!
Like bridge over trubbled kar-pet I lies me down.
lol!
tribbled carpet?
O noes, dere be trubble wif tribbles!
LOLTrek FTW.
no, kitteh driibbled on teh karpet, nao wants mommeh to kleen it up so he duznint get hims paws wets!
Simon & Garfunkat FTW
MUST GET 2 BOOBIEZ. 2 SHORT.
notty notty kitteh!
Bridgekitteh: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.
Bridgekitteh: What…is your name?
Bridgekitteh: What…is your quest?
Bridgekitteh: What…is your favorite color?
I feelz saef jus knowin ur here, bridge kitteh! Mayb bridge kitteh will lowur fr snorgling inspekshin?
LBJ joo eez so smrt! Heemz in purrfeckt snorgle takin-advanteej-of’n pozeeschun!!
Bridgecat sez: “What is your favo(u)rite colo(u)r?”
“Blue. No, Green–wAAAAAAA!….”
LOLs. Python, Monty FTW!
Silly u! Favrit coler = marmalade! Wif wite tippingz.
What’s the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
african or european?
I don’t kno-AAAAAAAAAAIE!
u must to answer dese kweschuns tree,
ere teh udder side u see…
‘kay, um, ware duz u keeps teh cheezburgers?…dat’s wun…
and, um, hao duz u werks teh gushyfood opiner…?
uh, er…and….oh! will u snorgle mah tum-tums??
macbook!
Tale indeekator sez TOLL PLZ!
Interior Design Kitteh is heer to inspeck ur sofa…
“Hmm, I thinks we can makes this look much better with teh slipcoverz…but what is we to do about teh odorz?”
Febreze, plz!
judging by the loft windows and white interior, I’m willing to bet that’s an ironic use of sofa
( pic gets Xtra cheezburgers for non-gratuituous use of ironic sofas )
sorwry-i gueses i hasz teh dumbm-i not unerstnaends deh “ironic use of sofa”??
ironic use of sofa? well, I was going to say pairing this
http://www.hmluther.com/productpage1.php?subcategory=SETTEES%20/%20SOFAS&parent=SEATING
with a flocked foil wallpaper, but that’s too obvious…
um – having a sofa that looks like this in a modern room?
http://www.getty.edu/art/gettyguide/artObjectDetails?artobj=6216&handle=li
( I want this piece really, REALLY bad )
fung-shwaaa kitteh wtf!
Anything from this selection:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/index.html
His comments are teh best!!!!
B!:
Iz cat butt squirrel butt art!!!
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/index.html
… and several from here
http://www.justinspace.com/obscene/oi1intro.html
i has that book! iz berry funnee.
Lookt closer at sofa. Ironik not teh word. Perhaps just on lone til Ikea truk ‘rives.
mmmm – I’ll bet they actually bought it as a retro sofa. you’d be surprised
I mean – young woman, sitting in a spacious airy renovated loft space, typing on a $2000+ laptop…
sofa is ugly on purpose. very stylin actooly – I kinda want it ;o)
Yoo come to my howse, bilt in 73, never redecorated. Ugh-ly!
Hubby not care, sez can’t chaynj anyfing cuz it’s himz dad’s howse. Dad sez do whut yoew want!
Have sofa an luv seet wif gold an brown big flowrs on, sitting on tri tone green shag carpet. You shood see my poor kitchen!
SO old it’s fresh, babee!
U can has my deepest symphathies. Shame on your hubby, too!
I’d be willing to bet you have beautiful hardwood floors under that shag carpet!
hold onto it all – it’s gonna come back in style w/ a vengance. srsly.
hey B! – if you’re on the westside, you might enjoy this – it’s a little uneven, but worth it…
http://www.hammer.ucla.edu/
Yes, tink yu rite. Prolly ver cumfy. I liek teh eklectik interirrrrr akshully. Mebbe I jus jellus, ’cause hav no furnichr myself. Alslo, dat kitteh goin be ver nicee dakor aksent when all growd up.
hmm…couch is full of teh win and awsum! i wantz to has it. along wit teh fuzzyz oranj kitten.
“I is teh grate explorerer kitteh, searching teh far reaches of teh loftspace of teh great Bohemian AppleUser…I can slinks thru teh tiniest cracks, I can slinks under teh lowest hangy-downy places, I can climbs teh tallest tablecloths, I can span teh widest…um…halp? Srsly…halp?”
I will save u kitteh! ta grate thin bout hoomans is ther ability to scoop koot kiteh’s from danger @ last minit!
teh wunnerful ting about hoomins,
’cause hoomins iz wunnerful tings,
dere tops is made out of snorglers,
and their fingers can dangle down strings!
*pounce!*
Bonus Cheezburgrs to you for incorporating “snorgle” into teh Tigger song!
mmmmmyummers!!
iz a TBpmFftw
So random! I love it!
“r u lookin’ at lolcats on ur lapptopp? Lemme see, Lemee see.”
(jumps) “oops i gonna falllll. Halp!!!”
Kitn bin submittin all kinda lolcat pikchurs, iz eegerlee awayting 2 see if hiz submishuns has bin aksepted.
I knowes teh feeling
Gravitee kitteh temps faet.
Couch 2 big, I’s 2 little. Calcium, pleez.
haz u had ur proteen 2deh?
neeads cheezburger
Hola! I are Golden Gato Bridj. Lulz.
Diz evrywun dedukt wun cheezburger becaws I forgetted teh upsydown eckskamashun poynt? U guise is strickt.
u just needed ‘yo soy…’ to get tunz mor cheezburgrz!!!! but u stil teh best.
OIC. Wif all doo respek for teh vegematarians, I is carniverus and so I duzzent automatickly think of “soy” and “cheezburger” at saem time.
ewwwwwwwwwwwww, tacky LOLCB! (luff it)
I tink sum peepls jus poast grumpi.
I think someone is trolling thru pulling down ratings for the hell of it
Deth tu trolz!!!1!!
Es bien.
Yu got all teh rateburgurs I cud giv, LCB – yuz funnneee!! I suspex sumbudy’s not playin nise.
Thx Duffy! I is reasshured. Peepls shud play nice and not withhoald burgers just to be meen. Won’t somwun pleez think of the lolfrenz?
lemme hep you move tabl from sofa, giv you mor legrum
strrong kittn is strng
Halp! Dere’s a troll under meh!
Dat is a kitteh what iz BEGGING for a snorgle.
Suspension belleh FTW!
I agrees! Dat is wun little round belleh. And remembers, when it comes to teh size of teh bellehs…”Moar den a snorgle is a waste”
I tinks teh momma in the pic is about to scoop that littul bebe up by the belleh an roll over for cuddle-snorgles. *sigh* mine all waaaay to big for dat now. OOF.
yah, her hand looks all tense, like she’s resisting SUPER HARD picking up that little kitteh, til the piktur is tooked!
yeppers, afeerd to mobe in case she makes da bebbeh fall, but not wantin to habe it fall on itz ownself eithfur–what’s a catmom to do?
bridge ready for MONORAIL CAT. all aboard.
Yr Catspan is normal. Kthx
How are my catlestoral countz?
LOL!!1
Yikez wut horrud furnichur
Pretty Wun bizzy
Wif liddil Majjik Windo
Duz nawt seez daynjir
Windo’z in mye spayse
Pretty Wun’s lap iz for Napz
I muss interveen!
Pawz awn Beeg Lawng Chair
Strettchd aowt wif no wayr to go
Much Embayrasseeng
Pretty Wun savez me
Putz Liddil Windo awayz
Kurlz up in soff lap
Jack.
aw, a happee ending!
Bridge On the River Kawaii.
You, Madam, are made of win.
if i preetend too be stuk in dis pozishun, huuminz wil put me on ICHC an be so happee i wil get cheezburgr eben tho i iz too smol! it wurt a shot!
determinashun – i haz it
Halp! Floorz mades uf lavas!
HALP!
pls to make un-stuck!
“if i can….just push….. couch …..out …… windoze….. and…… over….. balcony…… it will all….. be …….. mine …….. mewha hahahahahahahaha ha ha aha aha ahaha aaah….”
“all your vases r belong to uz”
If I waits, maybe I grows …
Hey looke Ma
Hey looke
Hey gess wut i kin do!
…
…Oops!
Kwik! Take teh pikshur! Take teh pikshur! I cant hole on much longurrrrr!!
johnny catz mcclanez!
I kin relayt, bebe kitteh! I not short, tho. I jus standin in a hole! Even if looks liek can’t reech, still gotta try on my ownz!
An dat cowch lookz skwishee enuff, if yoo fall an bump yor chin, it not hurtz much beyon yor pride. A few seconds groomings and some lovy shnorgles an yoo be all better!
Bridge Cat Sez…
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srsly – shudnt that bee ‘hawt’?
Mee is moving this table, k tnkz
The idea itself is funny, but the small kitten makes it even funnyer with its miniature looks. Great.
This is cute! I love the cat’s fur colour!!
Stendhalismo, unfortunatley I’m from Romania.
So no Hammer Museum for me…
Limbo kitteh sez
How low can u go?
m0difyed kitteh poosh up lolz. kitteh flexin for teh kam0rah!
This is definately one of my favourites!
Halp! I iz stuck!
If i has to moev kouch by myslef, u kud at leest get up a sec, kthkx
i remember when dis was new………….*sigh*.
O NOEZ! Hoomans 2 big 4 lil’ kitteh 2 b bridge! Iz gonn brake lil’ kitteh spinez!
haha! u fell teh ol trick. kitteh du nawt has spinez – tehy iz pointy enz!
(adn tehy backbones iz rubber)