translation:its the cutest thing ever. it looks like my cat cabbit, who has no tail

(Ai’m bak heer becuz ai wuz awn teh “No moar rubbing with the balloon” Kitteh – and teh link bai the pikshur sent meh heer.)

Ai do find these urlier pikshurs and comminz verree interesting. Liek finding awt thingz abawt ur frenz taht u din’t know!. Wish ai had moar tiem to do it.

Teh kitteh is speshul. I luvz it.

Ps. I iz newbie, soree fur bad kitteh-sphelling

He cleened her teefs, and it all went away — eben the stanktuna bref.

WHAT were you doing that your forearms are mediolaterally asymetrical ? lulz

In my opinyon.

Though, sumtimes I tinks I needz to send “direkt depozit” paychek rite to vet!

Yes, kitteh, u always no wut’s gud fur me!

k, dis NOT an uncommon purroblem in general, and dis year speshully. why dis year? HYOOG allergy purroblem all ober fur all speshees, so lots ob times it can START wif a allergy — eben to flees — but den becomes a bad habit….. da displayced aggresshun also be a common enuff ting, but agin, da behabior seems to way outlast whuteber started da actibity…

otay, just cheeted and went to a transkript ob a speshul chat we had a guest at erlier dis yeer. go look up, “atopy” and dat shud gibe you inpurrmayshun on da major causes of it. (doc shera, where ARE you where we need you?)

dere a relatively new drug called atopica you might wants to aks yur vet about–but it rly depends on what da cause is…. depo, prozac or any ob da antidepurressants, and eben aunty-hisstamines mite be indicated (mebbe “mite” not a dood werd to be using here, huh?)–but sumtimes dose lizard-breefin collars be what’s needed.

(and just TINK ob all da greyt photos you’ll get fur ICHC!)

As a side note, I think it’s so great that we have people working on the R&D for things like this to make our pets’lives better. My mom often tells how, when she was growing up, the idea of taking a dog to a vet was ludicrous – if it got sick, it’d get better or die, and if it took too long in the dying, a shotgun’d help it along. Nobody spayed or neutered; they just took the sack of pups/kittens to the lake. Real sad stuff – and only two generations ago. So glad we’ve come so far since then.

I want one.

Only the British would make a queue for belly-rubbing.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

Nawt lyk sum peepls…